Welcome to My Realm
Oct 11, 2024 20:23:22 GMT -5
bloodiedfox, "The High Roller" Wesley Crane, and 1 more like this
Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Oct 11, 2024 20:23:22 GMT -5
*We open in the Scottish highlands. The camera pans over the green hills as the wind flows through the long grass as we climb up one of them. At the pinnacle stands a lone dark figure, looking out as the sun drenches a valley in its sweet light. Then he turns around to meet the viewers at home.*
LD: Hello, and welcome to my realm.
*The camera goes past him and looks over the hill to a beautiful valley below including an old castle.*
LD: Not literally, mind you- my realm is much bigger. You see due to my being the Wrestle: United Kingdom World Champion I also rule over England, Wales, and Northern Ireland- and of course the wrestling company which you’re currently watching.
*He leans into the frame, retaking position as the centerpiece- though his main goal was to show off the WUK: World Championship around his waist.*
LD: And I wanted to extend a special welcome to Bloodied Fox. It’s been a while, hasn’t it, Mr. Fox? If memory serves me, the last time we ran across each other for a title I was challenging for your Xtreme Hardcore Federation Junior Heavyweight Championship in a match that required us to find things. If I recall I was heavily distracted because of your misleading name. If I recall there were corgis involved.
*He pauses.*
LD: There’s frequently corgis involved though so I guess that tracks.
*Dominicus waves that random thought away.*
LD: But since our last one-on-one though it seems that you’ve been through some changes. You turned evil by aligning with a bad guy who wears white- which should have been the first red flag- died, and then came back? Wow, and I guess you’re more-or-less normal now? Weird how that worked out. But of course, with Bloodied Fox there’s always something to talk about, isn’t there?
*There’s a pause.*
LD: Oh, I’m rolling my eyes; you can’t see that because of the mask. But this isn’t about you- it’s about me. Well, it’s kind of about you. Let me explain. Along with yourself, did you see who else was announced for the Battle of Britain? Why your former friends and enemies, Ryan Young and Seth Dillinger. How about that?
*He claps his hands in a mock show of happiness.*
LD: Who’s next? Adrien Cochrane? Chris Card? Nelly Angel? Copycat? Oh the possibilities are endless! Why I’m sure the marketing team is overjoyed at the prospect of putting LGBTKO on every open space in the company. But here’s the thing…
*The DARK LORD OF THE XHF NETWORK holds his hands up as he talk.*
LD: None of this- you being here, the new signings, Wrestle United Kingdom’s entire image- would be possible without me. I mean, where were you last year when I joined? Dead? I can’t remember, but you certainly wouldn’t have been caught dead in this company, that’s for sure. Wrestle United Kingdom had a nonsensical name considering most of roster was good ole’ American country boys and motorcycle enthusiasts. I’m pretty sure we could have gotten a TV deal with FOX News- though a bit of wrestling would certainly save thousands of lives just as a distraction from the constant bull they spew there.
*No, go away intrusive and distracting thoughts. Dominicus waves them off.*
LD: The point is that when I joined, this company was already written off as another potential confederate. A time bomb just waiting to leave the Network. And sure enough, the Bastards did, but who held this company together during that time? Me. I came in and began to use my DARK INFLUENCE to stabilize this mess. And as more time passed and the higher on the card I went as I sought my EVIL GOALS Wrestle United Kingdom only got better and better. We left the shadow of Hardkore World and now we stand ready to overshadow their iconic Hardkore Helloween. All while making the former burned-out husk that this company was post-RSW bros into a blooming fertile land of EVIL AND OPPORTUNITY!
*He gestures out symbolically at the beauty around him, then slowly brings in his hand with a thumb pointing at himself.*
LD: I did that. Me. You weren’t here, you didn’t do jack. But uh…
*Dominicus taps on where his lips should be with a finger.*
LD: But you did happen to win a title during our time apart, didn’t you? Oh yes, the X*Crown- congratulations, I hope it was everything you wanted. How did the XHF Network flourish in your time as champion? I guess we’ll see how it’s doing at End of Days this year…
*Pause.*
LD: Oh wait, we won’t. Sure, you can try to say that wasn’t your fault but after you became champion what followed? Several very forgettable champions, many of which only had the title for a month. Sure, we’re a little over a year removed from your time as X*Crown Champ, but when it comes to those other champions…well one can’t really blame William Henry Harrison for the state of the US, can one?
*He seems to think he’s made his point as he satisfactorily holds out his hands.*
LD: So Mr. Fox. Let’s get this straight right now. This isn’t about you. It’s about me. It’s about the fact that I made this company a place where the Bloodied Foxes, Ryan Youngs, and Seth Dillingers can actually show up and compete without wondering if they’ll be lynched after the shows. I did that. I planted the seeds of my EVIL LOVE here and now this is MY oasis in a desert of trash that is much of wrestling. ME.
*The champion again points to himself.*
LD: That’s the kind of results I get. So you better believe that I’m going to fight to keep this company on the path I’ve put it on. You better believe that I will defend MY Wrestle United Kingdom World Championship with every ounce I have. See you soon.
*Fade out.*
LD: Hello, and welcome to my realm.
*The camera goes past him and looks over the hill to a beautiful valley below including an old castle.*
LD: Not literally, mind you- my realm is much bigger. You see due to my being the Wrestle: United Kingdom World Champion I also rule over England, Wales, and Northern Ireland- and of course the wrestling company which you’re currently watching.
*He leans into the frame, retaking position as the centerpiece- though his main goal was to show off the WUK: World Championship around his waist.*
LD: And I wanted to extend a special welcome to Bloodied Fox. It’s been a while, hasn’t it, Mr. Fox? If memory serves me, the last time we ran across each other for a title I was challenging for your Xtreme Hardcore Federation Junior Heavyweight Championship in a match that required us to find things. If I recall I was heavily distracted because of your misleading name. If I recall there were corgis involved.
*He pauses.*
LD: There’s frequently corgis involved though so I guess that tracks.
*Dominicus waves that random thought away.*
LD: But since our last one-on-one though it seems that you’ve been through some changes. You turned evil by aligning with a bad guy who wears white- which should have been the first red flag- died, and then came back? Wow, and I guess you’re more-or-less normal now? Weird how that worked out. But of course, with Bloodied Fox there’s always something to talk about, isn’t there?
*There’s a pause.*
LD: Oh, I’m rolling my eyes; you can’t see that because of the mask. But this isn’t about you- it’s about me. Well, it’s kind of about you. Let me explain. Along with yourself, did you see who else was announced for the Battle of Britain? Why your former friends and enemies, Ryan Young and Seth Dillinger. How about that?
*He claps his hands in a mock show of happiness.*
LD: Who’s next? Adrien Cochrane? Chris Card? Nelly Angel? Copycat? Oh the possibilities are endless! Why I’m sure the marketing team is overjoyed at the prospect of putting LGBTKO on every open space in the company. But here’s the thing…
*The DARK LORD OF THE XHF NETWORK holds his hands up as he talk.*
LD: None of this- you being here, the new signings, Wrestle United Kingdom’s entire image- would be possible without me. I mean, where were you last year when I joined? Dead? I can’t remember, but you certainly wouldn’t have been caught dead in this company, that’s for sure. Wrestle United Kingdom had a nonsensical name considering most of roster was good ole’ American country boys and motorcycle enthusiasts. I’m pretty sure we could have gotten a TV deal with FOX News- though a bit of wrestling would certainly save thousands of lives just as a distraction from the constant bull they spew there.
*No, go away intrusive and distracting thoughts. Dominicus waves them off.*
LD: The point is that when I joined, this company was already written off as another potential confederate. A time bomb just waiting to leave the Network. And sure enough, the Bastards did, but who held this company together during that time? Me. I came in and began to use my DARK INFLUENCE to stabilize this mess. And as more time passed and the higher on the card I went as I sought my EVIL GOALS Wrestle United Kingdom only got better and better. We left the shadow of Hardkore World and now we stand ready to overshadow their iconic Hardkore Helloween. All while making the former burned-out husk that this company was post-RSW bros into a blooming fertile land of EVIL AND OPPORTUNITY!
*He gestures out symbolically at the beauty around him, then slowly brings in his hand with a thumb pointing at himself.*
LD: I did that. Me. You weren’t here, you didn’t do jack. But uh…
*Dominicus taps on where his lips should be with a finger.*
LD: But you did happen to win a title during our time apart, didn’t you? Oh yes, the X*Crown- congratulations, I hope it was everything you wanted. How did the XHF Network flourish in your time as champion? I guess we’ll see how it’s doing at End of Days this year…
*Pause.*
LD: Oh wait, we won’t. Sure, you can try to say that wasn’t your fault but after you became champion what followed? Several very forgettable champions, many of which only had the title for a month. Sure, we’re a little over a year removed from your time as X*Crown Champ, but when it comes to those other champions…well one can’t really blame William Henry Harrison for the state of the US, can one?
*He seems to think he’s made his point as he satisfactorily holds out his hands.*
LD: So Mr. Fox. Let’s get this straight right now. This isn’t about you. It’s about me. It’s about the fact that I made this company a place where the Bloodied Foxes, Ryan Youngs, and Seth Dillingers can actually show up and compete without wondering if they’ll be lynched after the shows. I did that. I planted the seeds of my EVIL LOVE here and now this is MY oasis in a desert of trash that is much of wrestling. ME.
*The champion again points to himself.*
LD: That’s the kind of results I get. So you better believe that I’m going to fight to keep this company on the path I’ve put it on. You better believe that I will defend MY Wrestle United Kingdom World Championship with every ounce I have. See you soon.
*Fade out.*
