Ghoulish Righteous Laughter (Helloween Cup RP)
Oct 20, 2024 18:28:48 GMT -5
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Post by League of Heroes on Oct 20, 2024 18:28:48 GMT -5
...New York...
Captain Righteous: ”Hardkore Helloween, what a time to be alive…we are living in the greatest era of Hardkore World, why? How?”
When the scene fades in we find Captain Righteous and Honor Knight standing side by side. The beloved superhero of Hardkore World stands stoically, hair perfect, smile perfect and pearly white, and his uniform as pristine as ever. It literally looked brighter than ever before.
Captain Righteous: ”Because of ME. I'm the best in this fucking business now, unbent, untested, and undefeated! I'm so good in fact I beat and broke Dan Stein, took his stick, and I took his girl…and what happened with that? The man came back with such a better attitude and drive he almost beat me again but rocketed into the main event scene! I DID THAT! I MADE HIM BETTER! I MADE HARDKORE BETTER! And come Helloween I plan on climbing up in my own throne and finally taking this place to the top, no more funny business people…HonorKnight will be there.”
HonorKnight: ”I will.”
Captain Righteous: ”And that folks puts everyone in our match at the worst disadvantage, statistics show two verses the many are fathombly more fucked than I verses the many but still even though chances are low…Honor and Righteousness go hand in hand, right Knight?”
HonorKnight: ”Almost Uncanny.”
Captain Righteous: ”Tong, pal you sad little bitch I've done more this morning by getting out of bed then you've done with your entire career….flunkie? You piece of shit I won't even have to touch you, Honor Knight is going to spread your ass all over that ring, from post to pillar until he succumbs to Exploding through your body! Helloween is just going to be HELL for you pal, I can't wait…”
Honor Knight: ”He doesn't stand a chance against The League of Heroes, about as much as Syrus ‘The Steam Whistle’ Wilder.”
Righteous chuckles patting Knight on the shoulder.
Captain Righteous: ”Less even, you are looking too far ahead. Syrus banking on his hopes and dreams isn't feasible pal. AVB and Ratty Patty are the least of your worries, the least of mine even. I am your problem and that's a BIG FUCKING PROBLEM for you. You sound as delusional as that fucking putz Tong…”
Honor Knight: ”Ridiculous.”
Captain Righteous: ”Speaking of ridiculous, little Billy Striker. Your best bet pal is to retreat into the fucking flub you call a Mother and stay there, I'll bully you and that bitch into a coma. Fuck around and find out, fuck with the Captain and you'll be righteously slapped back into child protective services.”
Honor Knight agrees with a head nod very enthusiastically.
Captain Righteous: ”Hardkore World is the most interesting place with the most delusional fucking scum, I don't understand the lack of touch with reality some of these people have. Crippled morons just finger fucking other crippled twats..”
Honor Knight: ”But Captain there has to be at least one opponent you want to really tussle with? Your next Dan Stein if you will.”
Righteous smirks.
Captain Righteous: ”In fact there is Honor Knight, I have wants and dreams like any other mundane human of planet earth…I'm not a sadistic robot. Rat Bastard, Kilroy Evans, and AVB that's my picks for the next round. Those will be the real sons of bitches to just humiliate for my own pleasure, they can't touch me. Kilroy boy if you make it to the next round, I'll carry our team to the finals and then I'll carry you to a world of further broken dreams as I…Captain Righteous becomes the 2024 Helloween Cup winner...it's ordained. Set in stone. And when I show up in my fancy helloween costume and everyone gets beat by it…I hope you can stomach the ghoulish Righteous laughter….
