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Oct 21, 2024 20:31:02 GMT -5
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Post by tuxbang on Oct 21, 2024 20:31:02 GMT -5
What sort of monkey show are they running here? That's a meat grinder, not a spotlight, and I so obviously belong in a spotlight!
(Video opens up to Tuxedo Mask chatting with Ri Eun Ae and Hardkore World reporter Moonie Valentine, who seems to be a fifteen year old girl. All three sit in a room that features large ferns and lighting reminiscent of public access television.]
Tuxedo Mask: People have seen Hardkore Helloween before, but they haven't seen what I call Maximum Tux in a Hardkore Helloween! Most see a lot of opponents, I see a lot of stepping stones, and I mean that literally in that I will walk on people when presented the opportunity. Maximum Tux is peak Tux, the true duality of elegance and competition coming together for victory!
Moonie Valentine: I was asking about your favorite ice cream.
Tuxedo Mask: I want to create something that people hadn’t seen before. My tuxedo represents a certain prestige, while the mask adds an air of mystery. I embrace my theatrical side but am also committed to being at the top of my game inside the ring. I'm a complicated man, but I will overcome and and take my rightful place next to Helloween greats like Abudallah the Butcher and Tarrasque. And uh... wow those guys really aren't my vibe, hmm.
Moonie Valentine: This isn't anywhere on my school project.
Tuxedo Mask:The real complexity is that my dude Joebody will be involved as well. I should like to avoid dissension among the sharp dressed men on account of our outstanding gentlemanly behavior, yet Fate, cruel as she is, has forced us into this mess. I suppose that's a way to be spooky.
Ri Eun-Ae: It's okay, I get a tag match! Been far too long for me, and while I haven't worked with Ai Moe before, I can definitely lift more weight than any of them, so they'll learn to recognize who the strongest is!
Tuxedo Mask: We're talking about me.
Ri Eun-Ae: wtf
Tuxedo Mask: Hey remember that time we went too Chuck E Cheese in Washington DC? That was wild, just before Obama got elected so the prizes were still legit. You should've come with us, Moonie.
Moonie Valentine: I wasn't alive yet.
Tuxedo Mask: wtf
Ri Eun-Ae: Helloween is some serious work, but we're more than ready to win. We have the ability, we have the experience-
Tuxedo Mask: And we have compromising photos of "Wild" Bill Kasal so... you know, leverage for a really good introduction.
Moonie Valentine: Is that important?
Tuxedo Mask: Not really, but sometimes you need to push people around so they know who's boss.
Moonie Valentine: My uncle is the boss here.
Tuxedo Mask: And I have video of him at a P Diddy Freakoff.
Moonie Valentine: wtf
Ri Eun-Ae: It's not really blackmail; you saved it off his Twitter.
Tuxedo Mask: Twitter always comes back to bite you and it's almost a law of nature now, like a Kilroy promo butchering kayfabe.
(A fern mysteriously falls off]
Fern: wtf
(Video opens up to Tuxedo Mask chatting with Ri Eun Ae and Hardkore World reporter Moonie Valentine, who seems to be a fifteen year old girl. All three sit in a room that features large ferns and lighting reminiscent of public access television.]
Tuxedo Mask: People have seen Hardkore Helloween before, but they haven't seen what I call Maximum Tux in a Hardkore Helloween! Most see a lot of opponents, I see a lot of stepping stones, and I mean that literally in that I will walk on people when presented the opportunity. Maximum Tux is peak Tux, the true duality of elegance and competition coming together for victory!
Moonie Valentine: I was asking about your favorite ice cream.
Tuxedo Mask: I want to create something that people hadn’t seen before. My tuxedo represents a certain prestige, while the mask adds an air of mystery. I embrace my theatrical side but am also committed to being at the top of my game inside the ring. I'm a complicated man, but I will overcome and and take my rightful place next to Helloween greats like Abudallah the Butcher and Tarrasque. And uh... wow those guys really aren't my vibe, hmm.
Moonie Valentine: This isn't anywhere on my school project.
Tuxedo Mask:The real complexity is that my dude Joebody will be involved as well. I should like to avoid dissension among the sharp dressed men on account of our outstanding gentlemanly behavior, yet Fate, cruel as she is, has forced us into this mess. I suppose that's a way to be spooky.
Ri Eun-Ae: It's okay, I get a tag match! Been far too long for me, and while I haven't worked with Ai Moe before, I can definitely lift more weight than any of them, so they'll learn to recognize who the strongest is!
Tuxedo Mask: We're talking about me.
Ri Eun-Ae: wtf
Tuxedo Mask: Hey remember that time we went too Chuck E Cheese in Washington DC? That was wild, just before Obama got elected so the prizes were still legit. You should've come with us, Moonie.
Moonie Valentine: I wasn't alive yet.
Tuxedo Mask: wtf
Ri Eun-Ae: Helloween is some serious work, but we're more than ready to win. We have the ability, we have the experience-
Tuxedo Mask: And we have compromising photos of "Wild" Bill Kasal so... you know, leverage for a really good introduction.
Moonie Valentine: Is that important?
Tuxedo Mask: Not really, but sometimes you need to push people around so they know who's boss.
Moonie Valentine: My uncle is the boss here.
Tuxedo Mask: And I have video of him at a P Diddy Freakoff.
Moonie Valentine: wtf
Ri Eun-Ae: It's not really blackmail; you saved it off his Twitter.
Tuxedo Mask: Twitter always comes back to bite you and it's almost a law of nature now, like a Kilroy promo butchering kayfabe.
(A fern mysteriously falls off]
Fern: wtf
