Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 4, 2017 1:22:38 GMT -5
Bonafide Homicide
October 28th, 2007
Texas Stadium. Irving. Texas. 65,000
Highway to Hell Match
Flash vs. Mark Evil
Cole: Watch out!
Evil comes crashing down towards the spanish announcers table with Flash held in his grasp powerbombing him from the top of the cage all the way down to the anouncers table, all the Jacks in the cell watching, Price shakes his head in disbeleafe, both men crash throw the table, the ref notices that Evil's feet hit first as he slides out of the ruble to the floor.
Winner: Mark
As this insane match is finally over, Evil Borg and Heavy-metal Borg quickly dart out and run up the ramp and over to a conveniently placed large object, covered by a giant cloth draped over it on the stage.
: What was will be. What is will be no more! Now is the dawning of eeeeeevil!
: WHOOOP! It's time to enact...HELL-oween!
Evil goes to grab the cloth, but Bongo, who was walking up the ramp at the time, stops them.
: Oh come on now guys, don't try and ruin Halloween.
: Quiet you!
Heavy-metal grabs a broom prop on the stage and swings at Bongo with it. Bongo gets chased into the entryway, then Heavy-Metal Borg stops when Bongo is out of sight and goes back to the giant thing.
: Now, without further interruption, it is time to take over the present to secure...THE AFTERWARD! Ladies and gentlemen...welcome...to your doom!
Evil and Heavy-metal pull away the cloth and its a giant ass pumpkin, carved into a sweet looking Jack-O-Lantern.
Cole: That pumpkin must have been on steroids.
King: How is this evil?
: Let me explain how evil this is.
Evil walks up a nearby ladder and stands on a platform next to the top of the pumpkin. A crane lifts the lid of the pumpkin and Evil grabs an Acme detonator.
: This pumpkin is rigged to blow...your mind! We've grown this giant Jack-O-Lantern using fertilizer filled with a chemical compound that was designed in...THE AFTERWARD...that causes those who touch it to listen to suggestion without question! And I will cause this to explode all over the arena, making you all our slaves! Mwua ha ha! MWUA HA HA HA!
*The White Stripe's "Seven Nation Army (Team-Tron Mix)" begins rocking out as shots of Team-Tron posing are shone one after another on the Xtreme-Tron. Team-Tron then walks out from the back, poses, and stares down the Borgs.*
: Not if we have anything to say about it villains!
: We shall halt thee!
: And send you back to...The FUTURE!
: And save me some pumpkin seeds!
: Stop these fools Heavy-metal, while I initiate HELL-oween!
Heavy-metal Borg charges at Saber, but he hits him in the gut with his Saber, and then pushes him into Xtreme Ranger, who flips over Heavy and kicks him in the back. Shogun-Tron shoots his laser gun at Evil Borg and really bad spark effects go off on the platform and Evil Borg falls into the pumpkin.
: NOOOOOOO!
Lazor-Tron shoots at the crane holding the lid, and it slowly falls onto the Jack-O-Lantern.
: And now, let us all celebrate this joyus holiday of Halloween the way it should be celebrated. With candy!
The Trons strike a pose and then a BOOM goes off and candy falls from the rafters!
Cole: We've been saved!
King: Hurray for the Trons!
Singles Match
Celeste LeRue vs. Dru Diamond
Celeste and Dru circle the ring a little bit as there is still tension between these two individuals but their tension is broken as soon as Celeste expresses her lack of respect for Dru with a slap to the face. Drus face is turned to the right with a look of shock then she looks back and quickly spears Celeste to the ground. He immediately throws rights and lefts and does what she can to hurt Celeste and show her that she is not the girl that you should disrespect like that. Celeste tries to throw some punches to protect herself but she soon finds out that because she is in the bottom of their brawling, she is unable to fight back. Dru is going for the win right now, just hoping to find some blood in Celestes head, being how sick she is, but Celeste uses her leg muscles to push Dru off, and Celeste rolls over and quickly gets to her feet.
Cole: Dru quickly went for the win but she cant win like that.
King: Celeste always has a backup plan.
Celeste and Dru glare at each other, both breathing heavily. They are taking only a quick moment of rest before they start yet again but that rest is over when Dru charges for yet another spear. It fails as Celeste dodges out of the way and as soon as Dru turns around, Celeste picks up Dru for a bodyslam but Dru slides back down behind Celeste. He pushes her for the ropes, chest first. Celeste bounces into the ropes and Dru grabs Celeste and attempts to hit her with a German Suplex but Celeste uses her free right leg to kick her square in the nuts. Dru holds her "family jewels" and drops to her knees. She then remembers that she doesnt have any nuts and tries to get up, but its too late because Celeste runs towards the adjacent ropes and he runs to the back of Dru and hits her with a bulldog! The crowd gasps because with the power of Celeste and the fact that Dru hit her head onto the canvas, Dru can easily break her nose and bleed onto the mat and as we all know, blood is money in a business like this!
Cole: Celeste is almost out of the game!
King: Well Dru needs to stay on her toes. Anyone can win!
Celeste grabs Dru and is ready to bring her to her feet but she knees Celeste in the stomach, causing her to go to her knees like Dru has a couple minutes ago and Dru gives Celeste a HUGE SPINEBUSTER! The force and the effort into the blow cause Dru to fall to her knees. Hes trying desperately to get enough energy to follow up and not sacrifice the hype but it doesnt seem to work. Dru is out of the groove but she still rolls with what she has. She brings Celeste to her feet and she brings her to the ropes. She goes for an Irishwhip, but Celeste reverses. Dru goes to the ropes and bounces back while Celeste attempts a clothesline but it is ducked. He goes to the ropes, bounces back, goes to the opposite ropes one more time, and as she bounces back, she goes for a spear and she spears right into Celeste giving a DDT! Dru falls down and holds her face in pain. Celeste actually yells with all the hype and anger that is flooding her head. she walks around the ring, rethinking her strategy.
Cole: I dont know what Dru is so pissed about; shes doing a good job.
King: These guy in the back room have high expectations for themselves.
Celeste holds her index finger up high as she have finally realized what she needs to do in order tot win. She yells Its over possibly going for something big! She grabs Celeste LeRue, lifts her up to her feet and goes for the Hell Fire, but with all the power she has, she shifts the momentum to HER side and hits a DDT of her own. It hits! Celeste summons now all the energy within her, and limps towards the corner. She climbs the turnbuckle, and jumps off. Divine Intervention! Beautifully delivered! She almost passes out on top of her (Giggity giggity goo.) and the pin goes for the count: One Two Three!
Winner: Celeste LeRue!
Cole: What a great job!
King: Ill go congratulate her personally.
We open backstage on GQ Money on his cell phone.
: So are you going to make it man? ...How close are you? ...Awesome, see you when I see you.
GQ hangs up. Obsidian comes up.
: So? So? So?
: He's coming.
: That's what she said.
: I'm not a she.
: Nevermind.
: Lets just get ready.
: Sweet.
"Self High Five" hits the P.A. and Curtis Kanyon comes out of the entryway wearing a yellow wig, a black shirt, and blue jeans. He points to the crowd and then puts his arms up to form a diamond shape. He breaks them apart as pyros go off behind him and he yells "BANG!" The pyros shake him a bit and he looks around. Curtis then hits himself in the back of the head with his right arm! His wig falls off. Curtis staggers forward and hits himself in the gut with his left hand. Curtis grabs the wig and the left arm and tries to put it on, but his right arm holds it back.
Cole: Looks like Curtis jump-started this fight.
King: How can you tell?
Grudge Match
Curtis Kanyon vs. D.D.K.
Curtis pulls himself along and throws himself into the ring and the bell rings. Curtis gets up and starts punching himself in the face. Curtis backs into the ropes and his left arm puts the wig on. DDK smiles and then runs out of the ropes, comes back, and jumps and performs a somersault, as if getting back body dropped. He holds his back in pain. The right arm takes the wig off and Curtis starts choking himself with it. His left arm reaches out to the ropes and the ref starts a five count. At four, the wig is released. The right arm then grabs Curtis's hair and slams his own head into the mat repeatedly.
Cole: This is just...so odd.
King: A one man wrestling match. It's like he's fighting his own inner demons in front of everyone.
Curtis puts on the wig and rolls out of the ring. DDK staggers towards the ring announcer and moves him out of the way. He grabs the chair. DDK slides back into the ring and stares into the chair. He holds it up and the ref tells him to stop. DDK drives the chair into his own head! The ref is about to ring the bell, but he has no idea who to disqualify. The the wig falls off and Curtis hits himself in the head. Now the ref rings for the bell.
Draw due to Double DQ
King: How expected.
Cole: I knew this'd be crazy.
Curtis staggers around, his head now bleeding. He strikes himself in the head again. He falls to one knee and can barely hold the chair. GQ and Obsidian rush down to the ring. They slide in and start talking to Curtis. Curtis yells, "help me stop him!" and GQ and Obsidian just look at each other. They help Curtis to his feet. Then Curtis's left arm pulls the wig back on! DDK clotheslines Obsidian. GQ tries to get away, but DDK grabs him and pulls him into a spinebuster. DDK gets in a corner and stalks GQ, looking to set up a gore. GQ is starting to get up and DDK has a sick smile on his face. Someone in a hooded sweater slides in right as DDK starts charging. He pushes GQ out of the way and leapfrogs over DDK. DDK turns around and gets grabbed and dropped with a Flatliner! The hood comes off and Chris Kanyon stands up in the middle of the ring!
Cole: Holy cow! It's Chris Kanyon!
King: He's back!
Chris takes the blonde wig off of Curtis and tosses it out into the crowd. Obsidian and GQ get up and help Curtis to his feet. They carry Curtis out of the ring and to the back. Chris Kanyon raises his arms to a mixed reaction and then follows the others up the ramp.
King: What does this mean?
Cole: Obviously he came back to help his brother. But it looks like Chris Kanyon is back.
Hardcore Title Match
Obsidian vs. Snake
The lights die down slowly, over the PA system the sound of hissing and rattling echoes throughout the arena. The sick cacophony slowly begins to get faster and then suddenly stops, as Hoobastank's Out of Control begins to play out over the P.A system. Green explosions dance along the ramp abruptly as a mist slowly begins to drift out on to the stage, out of the explosion a figure emerges, the figure of Snake, slowly walking backwards from the stage area, arms stretched out, wearing his usual long sleeved yellow cloak with green trims, the hood hanging low on his face to cause deep shadows to hang over his features, Snake continues to slowly walk backwards down the ramp towards the ring as the camera pans from multiple angles from around the arena; Snake at last reaches the bottom of the rampway where he finally spins around looking into the ring as he reaches up to his hood and pushes it back, before climbing into the ring he swiftly mounts the nearby turnbuckle and points out at the crowd in a menacing way, Snake quickly pulls off the cloak and throwing it just short of the crowd, as he continues to look out into the crowd. After some time he jumps down from the turnbuckle and moves into the middle of the ring slowly turns around arms stretched out embracing the reactions coming from the crowd before heading to the corner to wait.
Cole: Seven straight wins.
King: And no title... not yet anyways.
*"All about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy blasts over the P.A. Obsidian walks out eating nachos. He's wearing an expensive looking coat and snazzy sunglasses. GQ comes out behind him, following and strutting. Obsidian walks down to the ring, still eating the nachos and dropping cheese on his jacket. He climbs in the ring and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.*
King: Nachos are grand.
Cole: They are that.
The bell rings as the crowd seems very into this match. Obsidian hands his nachos off to GQ as Snake taunts the crowd. They boo him of course as he appears to get upset. Obsidian goes into the middle of the ring to meet with Snake. Snake does the same. Obsidian raises his hand for a lock up in this hardcore match. Snake is more then happy to do it but Obsidian raises his other hand. Snake goes to raise that hand as well before Obsidian does it again! Snake backs way, all frustrated like. The crowd laughs as Snake runs towards Obsidian. Obsidian sticks his foot out and trips Snake. Snake gets back to his feet, really frustrated as he kicks the ropes. Obsidian calls for his nachos and takes a bite of a couple before getting back to the match. Snake goes for a right hand but Obsidian reverses and hits a right hand of his own. Snake hits one himself. Both men are throwing hands in the middle of the ring until Snake goes a bit lower then he should with a kick.
Cole: Owwwwww.
King: Makes me glad I wear a cup all the time.
Snake waits for Obsidian to get up. Obsidian does, only to get a Scoop Slammed down to the mat. Obsidian somehow stumbles back up to get a Suplex. Obsidian amazingly gets up one last time, only to get a Snap Powerbomb. Snake gets a grin on his face as he goes out of the ring and looks under the ring. He pulls out a table and brings the table into the ring. He sets the table up near a turnbuckle. Snake gets Obsidian and places him on the turnbuckle near the table. Obsidian is facing the crowd as Snake ascends the turnbuckle. He gets his hands around Obsidians waist. Obsidian eyes look glazed as Snake goes for a Super German Suplex off the top, but Obsidian is able to reverse this into a Reverse DDT through the table.
King: That was hardcore.
Cole: Just like Briana Loves Jenna!
Obsidian is not moving at all as Snake is showing us some signs of life. Snake still goes over and covers Obsidian.
One!
Two!!
Obsidian is able to kick out. Snake shakes his head and pounds the mat in frustration. He then goes and gets another table from under the ring. Snake sets this table up in the middle of the ring. Snake goes over to pick up Obsidian only to receive a European Uppercut. The crowd is on their feet as Obsidian slowly makes his way over to cover.
One!
Two!!
Thr!!
Kick out by Snake. Obsidian rolls off and still looks out of it. Both men slowly make it to their feet. Snake goes for a right hand, only to get the right hand be reversed to a Inverted Underhook DDT, but that gets reversed to the STF in an amazing move of wrestling skill. Snake clutches the hold hard as Obsidian starts to fade out of the match. The ref comes over to lift the arm of Obsidian.
One!
The ref looks at the timekeeper.
Two!!
The ref looks at the hold to see that Snake is actually choking Obsidian. Snake lets go of the choke as Obsidian starts gasping for air. Snake starts to stomp at the neck of Obsidian. Obsidian holds his neck in pain as the ref tells Snake to stop. Snake replies with a Shut up, this is Hardcore!
Cole: Obsidian is getting choked here!
King: Kinda like last night when... uh... nevermind.
Snake takes Obsidian over to the table and hooks him in for a DDT only to get reversed into a Backdrop Suplex. Obsidian is down and so is Snake. The ref shakes his head as both men are out of it. Obsidian slowly gets up as does Snake. Obsidian goes for a Superkick, but Snake catches his foot. Snake then spins him around and hits Snap German Suplex. Obsidian lands on his neck awkwardly. Snake laughs. He then goes for the Connector, but Obsidian gets Snake with a kick to the nads. Obsidian leans against the ropes as Snake fights his way back up. Obsidian gets Clotheslined out of the ring. Snake whips Obsidian into the guard rail. Snake goes back about 10 feet or so and runs at Obsidian. Obsidian lowers his body and Back Body Drops Snake over the guard rail to the floor.
King: That's gonna leave a bruise.
Cole: It is indeed.
Obsidian hops over the rail now himself and tries to pick up Snake. Snake manages to grab Obsidian and throw him into a bunch of chairs. Snake gets back to his feet, holding his back as he starts to stomp on Obsidian. Snake jaws with some fans as Obsidian gets back to his feet. Snake grabs Obsidian and whips him into the rail again before running at him and clothesline him back into the ringside area! Snake hops over again as he grabs a chair from ringside. Obsidian gets back to his feet only to get nailed between the eyes with the said chair. Snake drops down and covers him.
One!
Two!!
No, Obsidian kicks out. Snake gets back up to his feet and throws the chair into the ring. Obsidian is busted open thanks to Snake. Snake rolls Obsidian back into the ring. Snake gets on the apron himself but heads to the top rope. Snake beats his chest as he leaps off. He is going for a Splash but Obsidian moves out of the way. Both men are down again as the fans look onward.
Cole: Lol, Snake mizzed. What a lozer.
King: Less net speak Cole ya cunt!
Both men are slow to their feet now as Obsidian is still bleeding. Snake picks up Obsidian, going for the Snake Bite. Obsidian is able to reverse into a Crucifix pin.
One!
Two!!
Snake gets out of the hold. Both men get back up as Obsidian goes for a Yakuza Kick. Snake drops down and grabs Obsidian's arms.... SNAKE BITE!!! Snake makes the cover.
One!
Two!!
Three!!!
Winner and New Hardcore Champion: Snake!
Snake slowly climbs to his feet as the referee takes the Hardcore Belt from ringside and hands it to Snake as he looks down at it in somewhat disgust, before suddenly the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King as XHF Owner Mongo walks onto the stage with a microphone in hand as the music dies down.
: Congratulation Snake on your new Title, but Im afraid youre time as Champion is going to be short lived as I forgot to mention your match was in fact a non-title match, which means whilst you won the match you are not the Hardcore Champion, youre talents are reserved for something more suitable for a man of your talents. So I would advise you to return the belt to its owner, goodnight ladies and gentlemen.
Mongo leaves the stage area as Snakes music begins to blast over the PA system, as he looks at the Hardcore Title before laughing slowly and dropping the belt over Obsidian before slowly backing away and leaving the ring as we cut to commercial.
Who betta?
We see Chris Kanyon directing traffic in the Enterprise locker room. Men in white suits are putting Curtis in a straight jacket.
: We didn't want to call the insane asylum CK!
: Desperate times call for desperate measures. But we're not giving up on my bro. He will be normal again.
The men take Curtis from the room and Chris, GQ, and Obsidian follow. The men put Curtis in the back of an ambulance truck and he looks to be doped up or something. They drive off as Chris Kanyon looks on. Nelly runs up to Chris.
: Chris! Chris! We haven't seen you in ten months. Did you're brothers illness make you come back?
: Well, I care about my brother, of course. But I've been watching his "illness" for months, it just got so out of hand that I figured I'd take care of it since I was going to be here anyway.
: Oh, all ri--wait. "Be here anyway?" Are you back to wrestle?
: No Nelly. Thanks to a certain British jerk, I'm still not able to wrestle. But I am here to do the next best thing.
: Which is?
: I'm not going to talk about it until the deal is finalized. But lets just say, the entire XHF will be affected.
: The entire XHF? Why? How? What is it?
: All you need to know Nelly is one simple thing. None betta than Kanyon!
Chris walks off with Obsidian and GQ in tow. Nelly just looks on confused as we cut back to the arena.
Cole: Why is Kanyon back? What's he going to do?
King: I guess we'll find out sooner or later.
*The lights flicker out in a mass blackout of the arena and some of the fans start to scream because of the darkness. "Are you afraid? He has returned...." is heard in a whispered voice. Metallica's "One" plays slowly but is warping in and out until...*BOOM* An explosion rocks the arena. Smoke and white strobe lights go off on the ramp. "One" begins to blast.
"I can't remember anything,
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream,
This terrible silence stops me."
"Now that the war is through with me,
I'm waking up i can not see.
That there is not much left of me,
Nothing is real but pain now"
*Shadows pass through the white strobe and a figure of darkness makes his way down the ramp.While smoke curls around the enterance and dark figure stops..Standing nearly 7 feet tall he towers over most opponents. His black boots and long black-leather trenchcoat sheild most of his body from veiw. His long black hair and green eyes are the only clear features on his expressionless face*
"Darkness imprisoning me,
All that I see
Absolute horror,
I cannot live
I cannot die,
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell."
*Slowly he starts to make his way down to the ring..Fans are giving mixed reaction because no one knows Odin's true intentions Odin climbs the steps into the ring and goes to the center of the ring...He stops and raises up his arms and the lights go up..*
"Now the world is gone i'm just one
Oh god,help me, Hold my breath as I wish for death,
Oh please god help me"
Cole: Odin really creeps me out King.
King: Agreed. He is a monster. JFK may have his hands full with this one.
The familiar sound of the intro and classic bass line for Van Halens's "Running with the Devil" comes over the P.A. system as the house lights go out and a golden hue of lights over takes the arena.
Is seen on the Xtreme Tron as the entrance way fills with a rain of gold pyro JFK emerges from the rain of gold. He's wearing his "Quality Tennessee Sour Mash Asskicking" t-shirt and his wrestling gear that consist of black tights and white trim with the same logo as the t-shirt has on the back. The right leg has a wild looking joker print on it (kind of like the Graphix logo) the left leg has J.F.K going down the center, shin protector boots and knee pads all black with white highlights and his fists taped up. He has the XHF European Championship around his waist.
I live my life like theres no tomorrow
And all Ive got I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm living at a pace that kills
JFK gives a sly cocky grin towards the crowd who are reacting with a mix reaction half seem to cheer half seam to boo. JFK cross's his arms in the X pose and grins behind his fists as he slowly lets both his middle fingers out mocking the sXe pose. He comes walking down the ramp way and rips his shirt up over his head tossing it to the crowd then pausing as the entire crowd sings with the song.
Runnin with the devil!
Running with the devil!
JFK takes his time getting to the ring stairs, he takes the stairs one by one as Eddy Van Halen rips the first mini guitar solo. He ducks between the middle and top rope to enter the ring and heads straight for the center of the ring once again doing the X pose with his arms crossed before him then he once more lifts his middle fingers we see him mouth the words "Do Somethin"
I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waiting at home
He rips the title off from around his waist takes a long hard look at it then hands it over to the ref. He then goes to the corner and starts to bounce from foot to foot waiting to get the match on it's way.
Cole: Odin may be a big man, but JFK doesnt look very intimidated by him.
King: JFK isnt intimidated by anybody. But he may want to rethink that attitude with Odin.
XHF European Championship match
JFK vs. Odin
JFK and Odin quickly lock up and Odin instantly turns JFK around for a nice arm wringer, but JFK is quick to kick the legs out from underneath the legs of Odin. Odin goes down and JFK tries to hook in that Triangle Choke but Odin quickly gets out of the way. JFK just shows that sly grin as the big man looks on, a bit pissed off.
Cole: JFK may be cocky. But the guy can back it up.
King: yeah, well see about that.
Odin gets up and quickly drills a knee to the gut of JFK. He doubles over and catches a big forearm to the spine that takes him down. Odin starts to stomp viciously on the knee cap of JFK. He lifts it up in the air and kicks hard behind the knee cap. Causing JFK to roll over onto his stomach from the pain. But Odin plants his foot in that same area and lifts his foot and JFKs leg and then stomps down hard drilling his knee cap into the mat! This sends bolts of pain through JFKs body as he starts crawling away on two arms and his good left leg to get away from Odin.
Cole: odin showing why he is the vet in this match up.
King: Im not sure JFK really expected something like this.
JFK starts to pull himself up with the ropes and unbeknownst to him Odin bounces off the ropes and hits a huge soccer kick to the right leg, causing JFK to back flip in the air and land hard on his chest!
Cole: Oh man! What a shot from Odin!
King: I think JFK is realizing why he shouldnt be so cocky!
Odin grips the southerner by his blonde locks and drops him again with a devastating knee breaker to that right knee he has been focusing on. You could tell that something bad is happening to that knee right now as JFK rolls around holding his knee and moaning. Odin sends a couple more stomps to the knee before picking JFK up again. Odin twists JFKs arm and climbs a turnbuckle. He walks the ropes and then comes down, but not on the arm but another ruthless kick to the bad knee of JFK!
Cole: Modified old school there.
King: Odin wants his European title!
Cole: JFK better start mounting an offence if he wants to keep the title.
Odin again grips him by the hair, but this time JFK sends a few shots to the jaw of Odin. And somehow makes it to his feet. Er.well..foot. As Odin comes back JFK manages to somehow fight through the pain and spin him with a nice belly to belly suplex. Odin holds his back as he gets up and gets caught in a T-Bone suplex! Odin comes back again, and this time catches a face breaker knee smash that JFK stupidly performs on his bad knee. He screams out as Odin lays out cold.
King: Well that was dumb.
Cole: Maybe, but it was effective. JFK is already hurt, but he is going to fight through the pain in order to keep his title.
JFK drapes his arm over Odin and goes for a pin. 1..2.Kickout! And JFK cannot believe it. He pulls himself to his feet as does Odin. Odin goes for a right hand but JFK manages to catch it and swing the big man over his head and locks in the Triangle Choke! Odin taps!
Winner and still XHF European Champion JFK.
The ref looks at his knee but JFK just waves him off. He gets up and limps out of the arena.
Returning Fusion
The arena is buzzing with anticipation as the lights start to dim. All quiets down as the Xtreme Tron springs to life, and is the only illuminating light in the arena, other than the many flashes of cameras. A heart beat is heard, along with the beeps of a hospital machine. The beats get faster as do the beeps. Finally, one long beep...Suddenly, without warning, "This Moment" by Disturbed hits, and the crowd gets blown back with pyro's as the instruments kick in. The lights flash, rapidly, red, and blue. A video montage of the music video for the song is playing, but then...a familiar man walks out onto the stage, and the crowd goes nuts as they see, its Mr. Fuji! The video turns immedietly into Red's entrance video! Shortly after, Red Fusion himself steps out! The two head down the ramp and into the ring as the song continues to play. The crowd is going ballistic as Red is wearing is casual gear, and his "Notorious" shirt. Red calls for a mic and gets one as the music dies down, but the crowd does not.
: It's been too God damn long. But, I am going to make this short and sweet since I know we've got a jam packed show tonight. I'm back, again, and some of you are wondering, what happened? Well, X did a number on me. And he will get his soon enough. But for now, I still have some unfinished business with one of the men about to perform. Steve Awesome. The man who I saw promise in and gave a title shot to for the US title. He stole it from me. But this isn't about the belt anymore. Steve Awesome, you're a marked man.
The crowd explodes at this announcement as Red signals for them to calm down cause there's more.
: I'm back on a basis for revenge. Vengeance. And Steve, you're going to get whats coming to you. Mark my words, I will not stop until you are through...
Red drops the mic as "This Moment" hits once more and the crowd explodes again. Mr. Fuji and Red make their way to the back as the scene fades out.
As the lights slowly begin to dim, a fog begins to cover the arena. A chill runs through the crowd as they feel an unearthly presence. A ticking noise begins to fill the arena. Tick, tock, tick, tock.....The opening gongs of For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica blast out over the pa system.
Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
As the music continues to play, flames begin to slowly rise out from the sides of the entrance ramp, lining it all the way down.
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Suffered wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
As the chorus starts, Deathtrain walks out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp, staring out into the crowd, watching each of their terrified faces.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
Deathtrain begins to walk down the ramp.
Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will
The flames on the sides of the ramp shoot up in a big explosion. Deathtrain continues to walk down the ramp.
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Deathtrain reaches the ring and walks up the steel steps.
Strangers now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see
Deathtrain climbs over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring, staring into the fearful crowd.
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls
The gongs of the outro ring out as Deathtrain stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the match to begin.
King: Here's Deathtrap, and look Cole, he has Mandi.
Cole: Oh comeon! He's handcuffing her to his corner!
Awesomeness isnt a Word, Its A Lifestyle
That infamous quote shoots out of the speakers like a shotgun as the single vocal note and the acidy opening guitar riff of Pretty Handsome Awkward by The Used begin to blare from the main speakers.
KICKIN IT OUT!!!
Just as this is herd a blinding light engulfs the arena and once your eyes are able to adjust what you see in front of you is an Awesome sight to say the least. Written in big white neon lettering is the name Steve Awesome that is set against a fifteen by ten foot heart logo. And right in the front of it, was a figure cloaked in a silhouette with its arms outstretched like a crucifix pose. Two objects dangle from the shadows arms.
After the riff plays through a few times the neon lights die down and our replaced by a single white spotlight the illuminates the Blast of Class himself, still holding that crucifix pose. Both his United States Championship and his tag team championship hang from his clutches. He is dressed in a pair of black tights with a wicked S logo that wrapped all the way around his legs and in the middle of the that is a red heart logo with just an Anarchy A sign inside them. His boots are black with amazing bright blue kick pads. And his two championships, now on his shoulders glisten in the spotlight. To the ring he wears a navy blue trench vest encrusted with silver diamonds that sparkle in the spotlight. As the verse begins to play he slowly saunters to the ring.
Your dream vacation is my hostage refuge
A work in progress you bleed
Just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ, make me an offer
Walks on the rain you bleed
Just like you puke while running a mile
At this point Awesome slides into the ring as a light graphic of the heart logo is shown flashing in the middle of the ring. The chorus begins to repeat itself.
Hey, are you okay? (okay)
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay? (okay)
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Steve Awesome arrogantly drops to one knee in the middle of the ring the hood of his trench vest still placed over his head. You can see him as he slowly raises one arm and kisses his muscle before flexing and then does the same with the other arm and the flips his hood back cueing up pyro to rain from the ceiling as the crowd boo.
Do you feel okay? (okay)
You look pretty low
Pretty low, pretty low
Pretty handsome awkward
Once the pyro die down Steve Awesome gets to his feet and climbs a turnbuckle and holds up his US Championship and his tag team championships as he explains to the crowd why he is so awesome!
US Title Match
Steve Awesome vs. Deathtrain
King: Steve's going to fail to save her and his title tonight.
Cole: I wouldnt be so sure about that King.
DING DING the bell rings and the two men circle each other around the ring, Steve goes in for a tie up but Deathtrap kicks him in the gut, then Deathtrap clubs him over the back with a forearm, Mandi can be heard yelling outside the ring. Deathtrap grab's Steve by the arm and whips him to the far ropes, Steve comes bouncing off and Deathtrap tosses him up into the air with a two handed press, catch's Steve in mid air on his shoulder, and drills him down with a power slam, Deathtrap goes for a cover one..Deathtrap lift's Steve up off the canvas with an evil grin.
Cole: The match has just started and he's already started this!
King: Master of the mind games.
Cole: Right...
Deathtrap gets Steve back to his feet by his hair and toss's him to the corner like a rag doll, Deathtrap goes to the other corner to build up steam and comes charging in, Steve however get's him self up and over twisting in mid air over the charging Deathtrap and as DT hits the turnbuckle Steve lands a standing drop kick to his back ramming him into the turnbuckle a second time. Mandi starts to cheer and Steve looks over at her with a grin, then poses for the crowd! Deathtrap shakes his head and comes charging out of the corner, Steve counters with a hip toss into a Triangle Armbar! DT is closes to the ropes however and get's his foot on the bottom rope, both men get to there feet, Steve quickly grabs DT into a belly to belly overhead suplex, and them poses for the crowd once more flexing. He goes to the top rope and measures DT up. DT starts to get to his feet, Steve waits and comes flying off with a back elbow, Steve hits the mat also and kip's up, DT sits up after the back elbow only to get greeted with a standing shinning wizard. Steve goes for the cover, one...two...kick out.
Cole: Steve with the quick offense here.
King: But is it enough to keep Deathtrap down?
Steve quickly goes into a rear headlock, DT slowly fights his way back to his feet, he then shoves Steve off him to the ropes, Steve jumps and spring boards off the 2nd rope twisting in mid air and somehow connects with a Heart Attack! Steve then quickly goes to the corner and leaps to the top rope facing the crowd he jumps off with a corkscrew moonsault connecting squarely on DT's chest, Steve him self sits up holding his mid section before taping his head like he's smart, then goes for the cover, one...Mandi cheers, two...kick out. Steve looks over at Mandi like what the fuck and she looks confused, Steve yells for her to shut up before laying the boot's into Deathtrap, Steve then gets DT to his feet, he goes the whip him to the far ropes but DT counters, and pulls Steve in and grabs him around his neck with both hands, DT is about to go for The Crucifix when he get's kicked in the gut by Steve, Steve then ducks and fisherman carry's DT to his shoulders, in the middle of the ring Steve wobbles to with the man on his shoulders then connects with a picture perfect SteveKO!! One...two...THREE!
Cole: Oh my god what a dominate match by Steve Awesome!
Winner of the match and still United States Champion: Steve Awesome
Steve get's his hand raised not once, not twice, but three time's by the ref as he gets his United States title handed to him, he's a bit winded by the match, he looks over and Mandi who's smiling, he get's a smug look on his face shakes his head raises his nose and walks out of the ring towards the ramp way, Mandi looks shocked as Steve doesnt even turn back around once to look at her.
Cole: He just left her here hung up to dry!
King: He's got 99 problems but a bitch aint one!
Steve has a cocky look on his face when the house lights go dim and the arena is filled with a blood red hue, Steve looks confused as first when.
"First you have to give up, first you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you are going to die."
Steve's face goes pale, and almost a look of shock waves over his face when Stone Sour's "Made of Scars" comes blasting over the P.A system Steve's jaw drops. Price comes blasting throw the back curtain wearing a black self cut off sleeveless Public Enemy t-shirt and his normal ring attire. The house lights come back on as normal.
King: How did he get in the building he didnt have a match tonight!
Cole: He was an eviljack.
King: RUN STEVE RUN!
As if Steve just heard King he turns and goes to run the other way from the Messiah of Hardcore, Price gives chase how ever and catches Steve right by the ring spins him around quickly and starts laying in huge right haymakers over and over and over before grabbing Steve's arm, he goes to whip him towards the crowd then turns it around quickly and whips Steve up and over the ring steps with a thud. Price then grabs Steve and the Us belt and toss's them both into the ring. Steve get's to his feet a bit wobbly, Price is looking at him weaving back and forth like a snake almost waiting to strike, as soon as Steve turns around Price kick's him in the gut, hooks his arms, twists, lifts, and looks out to the crowd as Steve is hooked upside down back to back to Price, Price looks over at Mandi and mouths, "Drop this fucker" and then does so with the Crackdown right in the middle of the ring! Price sit's there for a second looking out to the crowd who are going nuts, Price stands grab's the US title, and the fan's pop even louder, he looks at it, then stands over Steve, bending over at the waste Price rests one arm on is leg as he holds the US title above Steve's head. "This...is mine." With that Price drops the title across Steve's face, ref's and security come rushing down to the ring, the Refs go to check on Mandi as Security come to escort Price out, he goes with out a fight but twitches at a few guards just to make them jump, to scare them, because he's a dick like that.
Cole: We'll be right back folks as we clean out the ring.
After the break, back stage.
We see a sea of guards trying to get Price out of the arena as Mongo in the background is yelling at him to get out of his arena.
Get out! Get out of my arena!
FUCK YOU FAT BOY, YOU SEVEN FOOT FOUR HUNDRED POUND PIECE OF SHIT! I'M ON TO YOUR GAMES; I KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING AND IM GOING TO EXPOSE YOU FOR THE FROUD THAT YOU ARE!!!
GET HIM OUT NOW!
Price is forced out of the arena by a swarm of guards, Price is still yelling about how Mongo is a fake, and how he cant get everything he wants, and that he'll expose the truths of what's been going on no matter what.
Cole: What was that all about?
King: I dont know but Price seams to know something we dont.
Back at ringside.
Three Stages of Hell Match for the Junior-Heavyweight Title
1st Stage: Pure Wrestling Match
2nd Stage: Hardcore Match
3rd Stage (If needed): Ladder Match
Reckless Jack (c) vs. Jay Williams
As the opening strains of Burn by Alkaline Trio starts to come into the arena, it goes dark as people wonder what is going on. As the opening keeps going, people start to get restless as nothing is going on. As the song still builds up, people start to check their cell phones or talk amongst themselves until the song breaks through and gets into the hard part. Strobe lights kick into effect as the first verse finally enters the arena. At this point, we see Reckless Jack standing amidst the strobe lights on one knee. When the chorus begins, Reckless Jack pounds the ground and gets to his feet with the XHF Junior Heavyweight Title around his waist. He then proceeds to throw his arms out as the strobe stops and the house lights come back on. Reckless Jack looks out at the crowd as he sees some of them singing along with the song. He nods his head as he starts to walk down to the ring. During his walk, he slaps a few hands of fans wanting to make some form of contact with him. When Reckless Jack gets near the ring apron, he turns around with his back to the ring. He makes the X sign with his arms before turning back around and rolling into the ring. Once in the ring, he gets on the nearest turnbuckle and throws his arms out again before bringing them back into the X sign. He jumps off that turnbuckle and does the same thing on the opposite one. Once he jumps off of that one, Reckless Jack goes into the middle of the ring and raises the Junior Heavyweight Title into the air as the fans go crazy. Reckless Jack now crouches down and inhales deeply as he jumps back to his feet, waiting for his match to begin.
All of the lights in the arena shut off then as slow piano-like music fills the PA system as you can hear the faint sounds of the crowd as Born of A Broken Man by Rage Against the Machine kicks into high gear and out comes "Dynamite" Jay Williams to high crowd cheers as he looks around to see the cheering fans as he smiles, walking down to the ring with the song playing.
My fears hunt me down
Capturing my memories
The frontier of loss
They try to escape across the street where
Jesus stripped bare
And {No Means No} the spirit he was supposed to nurture
In the name of my in the name of my...
Jay smiles as he runs up the stairs as the chorus blasts on and goes through the ring ropes pumped up and energetic. He gets in the ring, passing his opponent and/or the referee and gets on the turnbuckle raising both of his hands up in a "gun" like fashion before firing them off to the crowd.
The bell rings, and the match begins as anticipation for this contest begins to build. Silently, Jack and Jay stare at each other from across the ring. Finally, as the gans begin to cheer loudly, both Jay and Jack circle the ring. After a few moments, they each take a step closer towards the center of the ring. Finally, they lock up. With neither man able to get a clear advantage, Jack suddenly pulls away, and slaps Williams across the face. Williams returns with a slap of his own to Jack, and again the two lock up, though more furiously this time. Jack backs Williams into a corner, and immediatly launches into a series of knife edge chops. Williams is able to recover, grabs Jack, and flings him around into the corner instead. Williams pulls a fist back, ready to clock Jack, but remembers that no closed fists are permitted without consequences. Instead, he pauses, giving Jack a moment too soon to recover. Jack quickly kicks Jay in the gut, then shoves him out towards the middle of the ring and delivers a leaping calf kick.
Cole: Nice move by Jack, King.
King: Yeah, but it didn't knock Williams down!
King is right, as Williams staggers, but doesn't hit the ground. Jack then delivers a series of side kicks, before whipping Williams into the ropes. Williams ducks a spinning kick, and flies into the ropes again. This time, Williams can't recover as Jack hits him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! This time Williams falls over Jack's knee and hits the ground hard. Jack gets up, and begins to work on Jay's legs, lifting his right leg and kicking it. He then pulls Jack around, trying to wrench the knee out of place, before dropping an elbow inwards on the leg. Williams shouts in pain, as Jack holds onto the leg. Jack drives an elbow in again, and then proceeds to drag Jay around the ring again. This time, Jack actually pulls Jay to the ropes, and says "go ahead, grab it" softly, smiling.
Cole: Reckless Jack is trying to get Jay to use up his rope breaks early for this pure wrestling match!
King: Smart move if you ask me.
Jay doesn't give in though, and tries to kick Jack away, but to no avail as Jack drops another elbow straight into the elevated leg of Williams. Jack then tries to set Jay up for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Jay is able to get out of the move, kicking Jack's leg out from under him and then grabbing a rope, only using it to pull himself to his feet. Jack angrilly runs at Williams, but Williams dodges, and Jack gets nothing but rope. When Jack turns around, Williams tries to get him with an Ace Crusher (stunner), but Jack shoves Williams into the ropes. This time it's Jack who gets taken off gaurd when Jay catches him with a spinning wheel kick. Jack is knocked into the ropes and then the ring canvas as Jay tries to get up. Jack crawls to his feet and makes his way towards Jay, but Jay quickly runs foreward and maneuvers his way around Jack, ending with a spinning backwards hurricanranna.
Cole: What a dumb move.
King: I agree, it's all style and no real damage. As if the hurricanranna wasn't weak enough. "Let's do it from behind, lolz!"
Jay gets some momentum going, and quickly grabs a hold of a ring rope. He swings himself up, as if he's going for some sort of springboard move, but Jack is already up to his feet, and quickly swings a forearm into the leg of Williams he was working on earlier, which crotches Jay on the top rope!
Cole: See?
King: We told him, but he didn't listen.
Jack laughs, before quickly running a few feet away to the other ring ropes. Here he springboards off the middle ropes, does a 90 degree turn in midair, and springboard dropkicks the side of Jay's head, sending the 2006 EoD winner's head bouncing her off the ring canvas. Jack picks Jay up and smirks, before lifting him up for the Reckless Killing! However Jay still has some left in the tank, as he leaps over Jack's back! He shoves Jack into the turnbuckle, and runs at him for a corner splash, but Jack dodges out of the way! Williams stumbles back, and this time Jack gets him up for the Reckless Killing again! He nails it! He goes for the pin, and the referee counts! 1, 2, 3!
Winner of the first fall: Reckless Jack
As the bell rings again for the second match, Jay Williams remains motionless on the canvas. Jack grins, as he looks to Jay, then the referee. He then looks back down at Wililams, who is now starting to move. Smiling, Jack slides out of the ring, and grabs a steel chair. He gets back in the ring, and waits for Jay to get up to his feet. Jay uses the ropes, and pulls himself up, only to turn around, and walk right into a chair! Jay catches the chair that Jack threw at him, only ffor Jack to dropkick it into his face!
Cole: Wow! That's gonna leave a mark!
King: I think it already did.
Jack lifts Jay to his feet, and says something to him, before dropkicking Jay's leg right out from beneath him! He picks Jay up once more, and this time leans Jay into the turnbuckle. He lifts up the steel chair, and prepares to swing it at Jay's head, but Williams moves out of the way and Jack hits the turnbuckle. Limping, Jay turns around, and as Jack turns, Jay kicks him right in between the legs! Jack drops the chair, and in a desperation move, Jay pulls in Jack and tries to set him up for a Williams Driver! However, Jack quickly recovers, and back-drops Williams, who flies over the top rope and to the ring apron! As Jay gets to his feet, Jack picks up a chair, and unfolds it, sitting it behind him. He then grabs a hold of Williams, and flips him over his head, with an overhead belly-to-back suplex, onto the folded chair! Williams back is destroyed, as the chair is damaged badly too.
Cole: OH
King: MY
GOD
As Jack gets up to his feet, he slowly regains his composure, although Williams isn't moving at all now. Jack picks Jay up, and hits the Reckless Killing V2.0! The fans cheer, as Jack goes for a second pinfall on Jay from match number 2. The referee counts: 1, 2, 3!
Winner of the Second Fall and STILL Junior Heavyweight Champion: Reckless Jack!
Cole: Jack shut Williams out tonight!
King: No shit, that was a devestating victory for Jack!
Cole: And a devestating loss for Williams.
Mmmmm Cottage Cheese.
The lights in the arena fade to a thick gold color as the sound of an old movie projector clicks to life. On The Xtreme-Tron there is black and white footage of Steve Awesome performing the SteveKO on an opponent.
Announcer: OH! The STEVEKO! It's all over folks!
Then a shot of Jayson Matthews appears on the screen. the same black and white footage in slow motion. Jayson is shown hitting his patented "I Hate Long Division" (Shooting star elbow drop)
Announcer: There it is. Picture perfect hangtime. Stick a fork in him he is done!
The film tracks then collide in the middle of the screen and the lights fade completly out.
Then cocky arrogant chords of "Defy You" by The Offspring blare onto the speakers, as both Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews take center stage, holding there world tag team title high in the air. The two take turns hypeing up either side of the stage and as soon as the verse starts the duo steps onto the middle of the stage, clanks there tag titles together and starts to walk down the ramp.
You may push me around
But you cannot win
You may throw me down
But I'll rise again
The more you say
The more I defy you
So get out of my face
Awesome slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope and Jayson hops up the apron and flips in.
You cannot stop us
You cannot bring us down
Never give up
We go on and on
You'll never break us
Never bring us down
We are alive!
Awesome drops to his knees and flexes and Jayson climbs a turnbuckle as silver pyro rain from the cieling.
Cole: Well theres Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews, The Motor City Mafia. They look pretty confident.
King: Theyre the tag team champions. They have every reason to be confident.
Cole: Its going to be tough going for them tonight, facing off against The Icons. Speak of the devil, here they come now.
As the lights in the arena flicker, the fans jump to their feet in anticipation. The blaring opening guitars of Stone Sour's "Reborn" begin to blast through the speakers, and as this happens, the following is played over the Xtreme Tron, followed by several in-ring clips of MGK facing various opponents.
Finally, MGK makes his way out from backstage, dressed in his ring attire, with black tape covering up his hands and wrists. In white, the letters KO are written on the backs of his hands on the tape. He stands on the entrance stage for a few seconds, before making his way down the ramp, occasionally stopping to glance at the ring, and the fans. He then gets onto the ring apron, and enters the ring. Dropping down to one knee in the center of the ring, he crosses his arms over his chest to form an X, as a blue spotlight falls down on him alone, the rest of the arena caught up in darkness. MGK then stands up and pounds his chest, warranting a cheer from the fans. As MGK begins to pace the ring, his music fades, and he prepares for the match.
King: MGK is in the ring now. The referee has a close eye on both Awesome and Matthews.
Cole: I dont blame him because they look ready to attack MGK. MGK doesnt seem intimidated by them though.
The lights in the arena dim as the "In Time" by Mark Collie begins to slowly play over the PA System
I can hear what you're thinking,
All your doubts and fears,
And if you look in my eyes, in time you'll find,
The reason I'm here.
And in time all things shall pass away,
In time, you may come back someday.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, your time will be no more.
You know your days are numbered,
Count them one by one,
Like notches in the handle of an outlaw's gun.
You can outrun the devil, if you try,
But you'll never outrun the hands of time.
In time there surely, come a day
In time all things shall pass away,
In time you may come back some say.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, your time will be no more.
I can hear what you're thinking.
As the song ends AFIs This time Imperfect begins to play and the arena spotlight moves to the entrance ramp as the Xtreme-Tron lights up
As the first verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the banner is completely covered in black, then one spider leaps towards the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the ramp wearing a full body hooded trench so the hood covers his face. Slowly he drops down to one knee in the middle of the ramp and spreads his arms.
There are no flowers, no, not this time,
There will be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words I find,
I'd show a smile, but I'm too weak,
I'd share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this hurts me,
Venom gets up to his feet and begins walking towards the ring and stops in front of the ring and looks from left to right with his hood still on and then enters the ring. Venom rolls into the center of the ring and pulls off his hood and drops to one knee again and points to the sky. Venom gets back up and takes off his trench and his "T-Shirt as the song fades out.
The two teams stand in their respective corners, talking to one another and deciding who will start the match. In the end Jayson Matthews and MGK step out onto the ring apron, leaving Awesome and Venom to get the match started. The referee calls for the bell and this match is underway.
XHF Tag Team Title Match
Motor City Mafia vs. The Icons
Awesome and Venom circle the ring a few times, watching each other as they do. They then move into the centre of the ring and lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. After a bit of pushing and shoving, Venom manages to clutch Awesomes left arm and spin around behind him in an arm lock. Venom wrenches the arm a little, but Awesome is able to counter and get Venom in an arm lock of his own. Venom this time counters. He spins out of the arm lock and grabs Awesome in a headlock under his arm. Awesome pushes Venom into the ropes and as Venom comes back he uses his momentum to shoulder block Awesome to the mat. Venom run at the top set of ropes as Awesome hops to his feet. Awesome leapfrogs over Venom, Venom comes off the nearside ropes and on returning to Awesome, Awesome attempts an arm drag takedown. Venom floats through and armdrags Awesome instead. Awesome is quickly to a vertical base again and Venom quickly dropkicks his straight back down again. Venom tags in MGK and as he does Awesome rolls out of the ring to catch his breath.
Cole: This is a good start for The Icons. Awesome looks surprised at how quickly Venom has gotten off the mark.
Awesome takes a three count and rolls back into the ring. MGK cuts him off before he can stand up with a foot stomp to Awesomes chest. MGK grabs Awesomes head as he is standing and locks in a headlock. MGK wrenches at Awesomes neck but Awesome is able to get hold of an arm, break out of the headlock, and lock in a shoulder lock. MGK drops to a knee but Awesome pulls him back to his feet using the arm as leverage. MGK manages to break out of the shoulder lock by ducking under Awesomes own arm and getting behind Awesome. MGK lifts Awesome up and hits a solid back suplex. Awesome holds the back of his head in pain. Matthews has had enough of watching Awesome take a beating and hops through the ropes into the ring. He runs at MGK but is hip tossed to the mat and quickly rolls out of the ring again.
King: That was pointless by Matthews.
It wasnt as pointless as King thought, because Matthews run in gave Awesome just enough time to get to his feet. As MGK turns to face Awesome, Awesome runs at him and connects with a stiff clothesline. MGK goes down like a sack of spuds but Awesome doesnt let him have a moments rest. Awesome lifts him up by the hair and snap suplexs his back down again. Awesome pulls MGK up by the hair again and throws him into the corner where Matthews is standing ready to be tagged in and get some revenge for the hip toss he received a moment earlier. The referee tells Awesome to stop grabbing MGKs hair but Awesome ignores him and tags in Matthews while holding MGK in the corner once again by his hair. Matthews takes a few backsteps away from the corner, and as he runs at MGK Awesome moves out of the way and Matthews leaps, hitting a spinning heel kick which knocks MGK right over the turnbuckle and to the outside of the ring! MGK lands with a thud and looks out of it.
Cole: Wow, what impact! MGK could be injured after that move.
Matthews climbs to the outside after MGK, who is struggling to his feet. The referee starts a ten count.
One.
Two..
Matthews takes MGK by his head and drags him to the outside of the turnbuckle. He slams MGKs head against it and then rolls MGK back into the ring. Matthews follows and gets to his feet. MGK looks to be in a lot of pain right now and Matthews looks ready to make things even worse for MGK. Matthews leg drops MGK across the neck to make sure he stays down. Matthews goes to a neutral corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He launches off it and hits a nice elbow drop on MGK. Matthews covers for the pin attempt. One Two Kickout by MGK.
Cole: It was a nice idea but way too early in the match to seal the victory yet.
Matthews stands up and lifts MGK to his feet, but MGK manages to push Matthews away and connect with a right handed punch to Matthews head. Matthews staggers backward and MGK dives to his corner to tag in Venom. Venom hops over the top rope and charges Matthews, knocking him over with a running dropkick. Matthews and Venom both stand up together but Matthews is a little stunned. Venom bounces off the right hand set of ropes and as he comes back he leaps, latching his legs around Matthews and taking him down with a headscissors. Awesome bounds at Venom as he stands back up, and hits a Heart Attack! The crowd didnt like the interference and lets Awesome know about it. He shrugs off the crowd reaction and helps Matthews to his feet.
Cole: What a cheap shot by Awesome!
King: Sometimes you have to hit the cheap shots to get the upper hand, Cole.
The referee orders Awesome back to his corner. Awesome does as hes told but protests as if he did nothing wrong. In the meantime, Matthews has got Venom back to his feet. Matthews disrespectfully slaps Venom in the face, but doing this only brings Venom back to life. Venom swings and hits a chop across Matthews chest. Matthews retaliates with another slap to Venoms face. Venom with another chop but Matthews decides to stop this back and fourth striking with a knee into Venoms stomach. Venom doubles over and Matthews goes for a DDT. Venom blocks it, and manages to counter with a northern lights suplex which he holds for a pin.
One
Two
Kickout!
Cole: Great counter there by Venom.
King: Ive seen better.
Venom has a bit of life in him now. He tags in MGK and as Matthews stands up, he receives a double clothesline from The Icons. Venom gets out of the ring in his corner and leaves MGK to it. MGK lifts Matthews up and double underhooks him, driving his head back down win a DDT. Matthews slowly pulls himself back up but MGK clubs him across the back. Matthews falls to a knee. MGK backs up as he realises the position Matthews is in. MGK runs and bounces off the ropes, looking to hit the Bullet With a Name. As he comes back, Awesome springboards over the top rope off of the apron and dropkicks MGK in the face as he leap forward to hit his trademark move!
Cole: Oh my God! Awesome nearly dropkicked MGKs head clean off!
Venom rushes into the ring as Awesome stands up, and connects with a neckbreaker to Awesome. Matthews and Venom both bounce off the ropes and both hit clotheslines to one another at the same time.
King: All four men are down in the middle of the ring! Ive forgotten who the legal wrestlers even are..
As King said, all four wrestlers dont look to be getting up. The referee starts a ten count.
One.
Two.
MGK and Matthews start to move..
Three..
Four..
Five. MGK is to one knee, and Matthews is nearly in the same position..
Six..
Seven
Eight..
MGK is to his feet! He moves toward Matthews as he gets to his feet also. Awesome and Venom have rolled out of the ring by this time and are recovering in their corners. MGK attempts to whip Matthews toward the ropes, but Matthews counters and MGK is the one who is sent to the ropes. Matthews goes for a clothesline which MGK ducks. MGK stops behind Matthews and as Matthews turns around, he is hit with a dropsault by MGK. Still feeling a bit groggy from the dropkick to the face he received earlier, MGK takes a moment to get back to his feet. Matthews takes even longer so MGK runs to the ropes as he waits and on running back to Matthews, MGK connects with a back elbow. Matthews is down again, and MGK drops an elbow into his chest then hooks a leg for a pin..
One.
Two
Easy kickout by Matthews. MGK doesnt waste a second, as he stands up and grabs both Matthews legs. MGK ties them up and rolls Matthews onto his front for a Texas Cloverleaf. Matthews shouts out in pain and MGK sits into the move.
Cole: Will Matthews tap. Hes in the middle of the ring so he has to either tap or escape. Theres no chance of him getting to the ropes.
The referee asks Matthews if he wants to give up, but he shakes his head and says no. MGK arches back, applying more pressure to the hold. Matthews looks in agony but wont quit. Awesome has had enough and climbs into the ring. He measures up MGK, and runs toward him, connecting with a diving clothesline to MGKs neck. MGK arches backward slightly but the way the hold is locked on springs him forward onto his face.
Cole: Not again! I wish Awesome would stop getting involved when hes not the legal man.
King: I have no problem with it.
Cole: You wouldnt
Awesome runs to the corner where Venom is standing, and before Venom has a chance to react he is knocked off the apron and to the ground below. Awesome drags MGK, who cant hardly stand, to their corner and tags himself in. Matthews lays on the ring apron trying to catch his breath. Awesome smiles sickeningly as he sees MGK stirring. Awesome measures MGK up as he is standing, and goes for a Jaw Breaker. MGK just about manages to duck under it and as Awesome turns to face MGK he receives a kick to the midsection. Awesome doubles over and MGK quickly grabs his waist, lifting Awesome and spinning him into a pearl river plunge. MGK lifts the prone Awesome to his feet goes to whip him toward the ropes. Awesome counters and sends MGK to the ropes. Awesome goes for a clothesline which is ducked. MGK continues running and bounces off the ropes. On his way back to Awesome, who has not quite turned around yet, MGK leaps and grabs Awesome by the head, hitting a bulldog. MGK keeps the head held and puts Awesomes arm between his leg, effectively locking on the Damage Plan!
Cole: DAMAGE PLAN!! WHAT A MOVE!!
King: He wont tap He cant!
Awesome tries to stop himself from tapping, but the pain overcomes him after a moment and, just as Matthews is about to get in the ring and make the save, Awesome taps out!
Cole: HE TAPPED! HE DAMN WELL TAPPED!! NEW CHAMPS!!!!
The referee calls for the bell and MGK releases the hold. Venom climbs into the ring and runs to MGK. The pair raise their hands together as the crowd cheers.
Ring announcer: The winners and NEW XHF Tag Team Champions.. THE ICONS!!
The referee is handed the tag team belts, which he hands to both MGK and Venom. The Icons raise their respective belts high in the air as the crowd goes mental!
Cole: What a great match. It was so back and fourth, but The Icons managed to get the upper hand and there they are, celebrating a hard earned title win.
Submission Death Match inside a Hell in a Cell for the X*Crown Title
Mr. X vs. Rat Bastard
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The lights in the area go out and and red glow comes from the ramp as Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones begins to play through the speakers. As the words come through, the light gets darker.
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Shadows mix in with the red glow now.
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Rat Bastard steps through the curtain, a cocky smug look upon his face, with a tooth pick handing from his mouth.
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
Rat takes a deep breath in and runs his hands through his greasy black hair.
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
Rat begins his stalk to the ring, shooting dirty looks of disgust out at the fans.
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Rat climbs the stairs the ring, slowly climbing inside he begins to point toward the mat, lipping to the fans that he owns this place.
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Cole: I still cannot believe Im seeing Rat Bastard once again standing in an XHF ring.
King: Believe it Cole. Ratty McDaddy is back in business. And he is here to take the title he made famous.
Cole: But first..he has to go through this man! Mr. X!
Seven characters appear on the Xtreme-Tron cycling through numbers. They slowly stop on 6655321 as these words are said over the P.A.:
You're sentenced to 6 months without perole.
Welcome prisoner number 6655321.
I will get my revenge, I stand alone.
Two red pyros go off on stage forming an X. "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the PA. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed in an X formation in front of his face. He has a chain wrapped around his left arm. He slowly spreads his arms apart. Mr. X has a look of determination on his face. He then walks down to the ring, never changing his attitude. He climbs into the ring by grabbing the top rope and pulling himself onto the apron and then stepping over the top rope. He unravels the chain from around his arm and starts to laugh. He hangs the chain in the corner and then tightens his gloves as he awaits the match to start.
X and Rat stare at each other from across the ring as the cell begins to lower. They get a look at all the death match toys. The board of barbed wire. The thumbtacks, the light tubes, garbage cans filled with weapons and who knows what else is under the ring. Finally the cell has been lowered and the match can start.
XHF X*Crown Championship
Submission Death Match inside a Hell in The Cell
Rat Bastard vs. Mr. X
Instantly the two men begin sending shots back and forth. Rights and lefts in a flurry of rage. X hurls back and sends a huge right to the side of Rattys dome that has him stumble back. But he quickly shakes it off and lunges in with a huge kick to the midsection. X hunches over and Rat drops him with a ddt. Then Rat walks right over to the chain that X brough to the ring with him. He wraps it around his fist and waits for X to get up. Rat swings but X dodges and flips Ratty with an arm drag. Right onto the barbed wire board!
Cole: Oh man! This match isnt going to be pretty.
King: I agree. Theres going to blood. But mostly Xs blood.
Rat bows up from the pain of the barbs and gets a vicious stomp to the midsection from X. The air escapes from Rat as he finally rolls off the barbed wire. X tries to lift Rat up but rat battles back and whips X to the ropes and flips him up with a back body drop that drops him on the barbed wire board as well!
King: Thats right Ratty!
Cole: Look King. X is smiling!
Indeed he was and Rat looks a bit shocked by this. Rat begins to stomp on X attempting to drive the barbs deeper into his back but X just keeps on laughing. Stomp after stomp he winces and then smiles a sick sadistic grin as he keeps getting pummeled by the boot of the big bad Rat Daddy! Rat grabs X by the head and lifts him up. The barbs peeling off skin as X gets lifted. Rat hits another big kick to the midsection and slaps the back of X, causing each and every cut to sting like a mo fo. X yells and walks forward to get away from Rat, but Rat continues his attack with a shot to the back of the knee that takes X down. Rat tries to lock in his Rat Trap submission but X is able to escape before he has it completely locked.
Cole: That was a close one.
King: Its only a matter of time Cole. Rat is our new X crown champion.
Cole: Not so fast King.
X is able to stop the onslaught for now with an elbow to the ribs. X grabs Rat and puts him down with a pretty ruthless side slam. And then an elbow drop to the ribs of Rat. Rat holds his chest from the on point elbow and X drills a stomp to rats knee causing him to sit up and grab his knee. Then X walks over and swings a light tube, causing it to shatter across the back of rats head. Rat falls over holding the back of his head. Then X, looks over and points at something with another sick, sadistic smile. The crowd pop as X walks over toward it.
Cole: Oh man. Things are about to get nasty!
King: This is a death match Cole. You best believe its going to get nasty here.
Cole: I know. But these men are going to punish each other.
King: Yup. And its all for the X Crown title. Shows you how much that title means to some people.
X walks over to the object he was pointing to. The classic small brown bag filled to the brim with over a thousand tiny, pointy, metal objects known to the world as thumbtacks! He pulls the string to loosen the bag and pours the thumbtacks all over the mat, in the middle of the ring. He walks over to rat and crosses his throat with his arm. Making sure that the people know rats end is near. He picks rat up by the hair and hoists him up on his shoulders.
Cole: OH NO! X is going to drop rat on his head into the thumbtacks!
King: Oh man! My pick is about to get Xed Out!
But wait, Rat is able to get off Xs shoulders and he lands on his feet behind X and quickly drops down with a low blow! X drops to his knees, and Rat just slaps him across the head, like the arrogant bastard that he is as the crowd boo. He picks X up and whips him to the ropes and when X comes back rat sends him flying with a belly to belly suplex that sends X up and over and he crashes into the side of the cell, and down to the mat below!
Cole: OH MAN! X could be broken in half King!
King: Pfftthat was a Rat Bastard move. He IS broken in half.
The move causes Rat to drop to one knee in an effort to gain some rest. Rat mouths off to the fans as they boo him, but he doesnt care. He dusts himself off and stands up, takes some time to make sure his hair is in place and then does the waste motion to tell the fans that the belt is coming to him. He turns around to go after X and gets met with a steel chair right between the eyes. This knocks Rat for a loop as he falls backward and down to the mat with a thud.
Cole: What a shot from Mister X! Rat is out of it!
King: Rat is just faking it Cole. Youll see.
X painfully climbs up into the ring and you can see that his shoulder is cut open badly and he is also bleeding from a cut on his forehead. Rat is also now bleeding profusely as well. X picks rat up by the hair and grips him by the throat, looking for a choke slam! X lifts him up but Rat shows some life left in him by reversing the move into the Rat Trap! X somehow battles out without having to submit, but is feeling the affects of the move on his shoulder and arm. Rat dazedly gets to his feet first but holds himself up with the ropes. X then pulls himself as well.
Cole: these guys are tired King. There hurt, there tired, but there not going to stop. Not until there is a winner.
X comes after Rat but Rat explodes from out of nowhere with another kick to the midsection! He loads Xs head between his legs and lifts him up!
King: Look out! The Bastard Bomb is coming up!
Rat is about to drop X but then at the last second he turns and power bombs X into the pile of thumbtacks! X yells out in pain as Rat falls backward from the force he put behind that move!
Cole: Great Zeuss Beard that move was intense!
King: That cant be good for Xs back. Maybe he just realized that he has no chance against the Big bad Ratty McDaddy!
Then Rat points at something himself. The turnbuckle! He walks over and climbs it, mouthing off to the fans as he does so. He leaps off the top rope and extends his arms outward, looking to hit the Drop of 1000 Bastards!
BUT MISTER X MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cole: OH MY GOD! Rats face must be covered in thumbtacks.
King: Oh No! Thats not good at all!
Rat begins to spasm in pain as he rolls over and we see the sick truth. The already bloody face of Rat Bastard is now almost covered with thumbtacks from his forehead, to his nose, to his cheeks and jaw. Its sick folks. Real sick! Then X locks in the X-Tinction! Its hooked and Rat has nowhere to go. He tries to fight out of it but the hold is locked in tight. The ref, who has been there the whole time trust me, asks him if he wants to tap but Rat doesnt. He fights it, but just cant seem to get free. But he just wont tap! Until there is no fight left in him and he just passes out. The ref stops the match.
Winner: MR. X
Cole: I cant beleave what we have seen here tonight!
King: Beleave it Cole! That's all the time we have folks make sure to catch Gastro this week for the fallout!