Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 4, 2017 1:39:12 GMT -5
Singles Match
Tommy K vs. Johnny Ego
Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva starts to play through the P.A. system and as the guitar and drums begin playing, Tommy K bursts out from behind the entrance curtain with his hands raised above his head. This urges the crowd to start cheering and some of the female crowd members wolf whistle toward Tommy. Tommy stands at the top of the entrance ramp and acknowledges the crowd by smiling and waving at them, and blowing the odd kiss at lucky female fans.
Tommy walks down to the ring, slapping crowd members hands as he goes and mouthing the words of his entrance music. When Tommy reaches ringside he hops onto the ring apron and climbs into the ring through the ropes. Tommy runs to a turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He raises his hands in the air again as the crowd cheers and whistles on.
Cole: Tommy's been on quite the winning streak
King: He was also on the big list for quite some time.
"You couldn't be me" by HellYeah blasts through the speakers as Ego enters the arena wearing a very expensive just darker than sky-blue jacket with the letters J E written on the back in white and equally expensive sunglasses.
He is met by a chorus of very loud boos which he shrugs off and even laughs at. He then cockily struts to the middle of the ramp where he stops. He then turns his head as a fan has caught his attention. He removes his glasses and puts them in his jacket pocket and then motions as if he is going to slap the fan. Instead he laughs and then carries on down to the ring...
Before Ego can even make it to the ring Tommy hits a Slingshot Crossbody up and over the top rope, Tommy then starts laying in the kicks and knees, Ego tries to get to his feet but Tommy hits him with a knee lift, Tommy then whips Ego back first into the barricade, the fan's going nuts for this burst of violence from Tommy, Tommy comes running in and nearly kicks Ego's head off with a yakuza kick! Tommy rests his leg on the rail as the fans are going nuts, he grins out to them and then grab's Ego by the head and leads him up the ramp, he then slams Ego against the stage area head first.
Cole: Someone needs to get them into the ring!
King: Let em fight!
Tommy hooks Ego in the center of the stage and looks out to the fans for approval, he then traps Ego's arm and lifts him up to his shoulders. K Krush!!! Right onto the stage! Ego is OUT as Tommy stands and looks down at Ego, he drops down and gets right in his face, "Dont...fuck...with...my GIRL!" he yell's in Ego's face as refs come running out to break up the melee, the ref in the ring calls for a no contest.
Winner of the match, No Contest
Cole: At least Tommy got his revenge.
King: If Ego will even remember, he took quite the shot on the head.
*Suddenly... The lights shut off, leaving the crowd shrowded with darkness... The Xtreme Tron is now turned on and we find a message....*
"XHF Will Be Mine."
*As that happens, the dirty fretwork of "Revolution Begins" by Arch Enemy. plays as we find a shadow walking into view with a spotlight on it. The spotlight grows brighter and we now find the image of a man of whom we all hate, Kuroi! The crowd begins booing but Kuroi simply ignores it. He walks down to the ring. On the Xtreme Tron, we find video clips of Kuroi working out, bringing himself to the limit, switching to video clips of him performing finishers on some random XHF Superstars. Some main highlights are: The Kuroi Knockout onto AJ Phoenix, The Death Grip onto MGK in the ECF Doomsday Cage, and The Kuroi Kill to Fury. Of course, there are more but those are the ones most seen. The spotlight still is following. Kuroi slides to the ring as the light goes on, and stands in the corner awaiting the match to begin.*
King: Can you believe Kuroi shaved his head?
Cole: Of course I can its right in front of us King.
Seven characters appear on the Xtreme-Tron cycling through numbers. They slowly stop on 6655321 as these words are said over the P.A.:
You're sentenced to 6 months without perole.
Welcome prisoner number 6655321.
I will get my revenge, I stand alone.
Two red pyros go off on stage forming an X. "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the PA. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed in an X formation in front of his face. He has a chain wrapped around his left arm. He slowly spreads his arms apart. Mr. X has a look of determination on his face. He then walks down to the ring, never changing his attitude. He climbs into the ring by grabbing the top rope and pulling himself onto the apron and then stepping over the top rope. He unravels the chain from around his arm and starts to laugh. He hangs the chain in the corner and then tightens his gloves as he awaits the match to start.
No DQ Match
Mr. X vs. Kuroi
Before the referee can ring the bell Kuroi attacks X driving him into the corner before delivering a number of knees to his gut whilst slamming his forearm into Xs back repeatedly, the referee is unsure what to do but rings the bell anyway being that he cant disqualify either one, Kuroi continues the assault before grabbing X and charging with him towards the opposite corner looking to slam Xs head into the turnbuckle but as they reach the corner X throws up his hands and stops himself and holding Kurois strength at bay before throwing his elbow into Kurois gut knocking him back, Kuroi staggers off and turns back around in time to receive a big boot to his face but instead of knocking him down Kuroi staggers backwards towards the ropes, X watches before sending another big boot into Kurois already disfigured face, but the same results occurs as Kuroi remains standing but falls against the rope, X charges in a clotheslines Kuroi over the top rope as he goes with him.
Cole: dear god Kuroi took two boots to the face and was still standing!
King: You cant hurt the ugly Cole, thats why youre never ill or hurt.
Both men are on the mat before X sits up and climbs to his feet, but amazingly Kuroi suddenly sits up in a similar fashion, X is quick to move over to this other monster as he sends his fists into Kuroi as he is getting up, before grabbing him and headbutting him a few times, shaking his head a couple of times in the process, Kurois head clearly being harder than what hes use to. X finishes by whipping Kuroi into the security barricade, Kuroi lands with his back on the barricade, as X again charges in but Kuroi suddenly pulls himself up and uses Xs own momentum to throw him over the barricade and into the crowd as X crashes onto the hard concrete. The crowd boo Kuroi as he ignores them and climbs over the barricade and after X, whom is on his hands and knees trying to get up, Kuroi looks around for a moment before grabbing one of the audiences chairs ripping it from the ground, before founding it up and slamming it over Xs back, X falls to the floor but again trying to get up as Kuroi sends another shot into his back, followed by another and another until X remains on the ground. Kuroi laughs as he places the chair over Xs neck and backs up, before moving in and going to stomp on the chair to crush Xs wind pipe but X is able to throw off the chair and rolls out of the way as Kuroi stomps on the concrete.
Cole: X just avoided being seriously injured!
King: Im sure its not going to end there.
Kuroi holds his ankle for a moment, the impact hurting a bit before he goes after X looking pissed, he grabs the monster and goes to pull him up but X rakes him in the eyes knocking this second monster back as X slowly gets to his feet sending another punch into Kuroi knocking him back again, before grabbing the chair and slamming it over Kurois head knocking him back but X is still unable to knock this freak to the floor as he sends another shot into his head but hes still rooted to the ground, X throws the chair aside and charges at Kuroi spearing him right into and through the fire exit door as it breaks opens, the remains of the lock hanging off it as the two land on the floor. X slowly gets to his feet as Kuroi is making it to his, X grabs Kuroi and throws him into the wall, before slamming his head repeatedly into it, before letting Kuroi drop still leaning against the wall, as X looks around and soon grabs the steel bar hanging off the fire exit door, as he moves over to Kuroi and swings it at him but Kuroi either ducks or falls out of the way as X hits the wall and lets go of the steel as the impact hurts his hands. X shakes his hands before moving over to Kuroi again and tries to pull him up but Kuroi pokes him in the eye, X staggers back as Kuroi gets up and pulls X into him and locks him into a bearhug, before throwing him over his head with a belly-to-belly suplex into the wall and through it!
Cole: Dear god!
King: What?
Cole: Didnt you see that?!
King: See what theyre not in view!
X lays on the floor surrounded by the plaster that was on the wall as Kuroi follows through the hole and emerges in someones locker room. Kuroi stomps on X before picking him up and throws him onto the nearby bench as he looks around the locker room before seeing the nearby TV, Kuroi moves towards it and lifts it up and above his head as he moves over to X and stands over him with the television before throwing it down, but X rolls out of the way as the TV breaks the bench and smashes, Kuroi spits in frustration as he moves after X as X as dropped near a bag which he swings and throws at Kuroi, Kuroi catches it as X throws someones towel over the monsters head blinding him for a second as he drops the bag and pulls the towel off his head but it was a second too long as hes suddenly caught in the eyes with somebodys body spray, completely blinding the monster as X throws the bottle aside and attacks Kuroi who is swinging wildly with one hand whilst trying to wipe his eyes with the other, X kicks Kuroi in the gut before throwing him head first into the nearby door, the door slams open as Kuroi lands in the bathroom, X follows in as he pulls Kuroi across the floor and lifts up the toilet sit before putting Kuroi head there and slamming the toilet sit down, Kuroi screams in pain as he rolls away near the shower as he is still trying to wipe his eyes, X approaches Kuroi again but Kuroi grabs hold of the shower door and swings it at X as the glass smashes as it connects with X sending glass everywhere as X staggers backwards and staggers out of the bathroom.
Cole: Guess Kuroi thought X could use a shower.
King: A shower of glass?
Kuroi climbs to his feet and staggers to the sink as he runs the water and clears out his eyes, his body showing cuts from the shower of glass he just caused, before he moves out the bathroom looking for where X has gone, he looks around and sees the locker room door open as Kuroi follows out as he exits the room he is suddenly attacked by X as the two start to brawl down the corridor, X is badly cut from the glass as a few shards are still embedded into his sinks, as the two are knocking each other about down the corridor as Kuroi throws X into some nearby stage trolleys, before grabbing another and trying to ramp it into Xs legs as he lays on the trolley, but X throws up his legs as the two engage in a test of strength as X is able to hold the trolley back long enough to get out of the way as takes his legs off the trolley Kuroi is holding as he goes flying and crashing into the other trolley, X leaps off from the top of the trolley hes now standing on and takes Kuroi down with a flying clothesline, the two lay on the floor for some time before either starts to move, Kuroi is the first to get to his knees as he starts to crawl away from X and slowly gets to his feet, X is climbing to his as he follows Kuroi, and soon catches him as the two engage in another brawl, before Kuroi kicks X in the low region and throws him onto a set of stairs that are leading up, as Kuroi starts to drive Xs head into the steps, before stomping on him as Kuroi climbs over the monster and up the stairs. X shakes the cobwebs out of his head before slowly climbing up after Kuroi and through a set of curtains up above emerging in the production room.
Cole: Oh dear god.
King: No get out of there that stuffs expensive and important to our programme!
As X emerges from the curtains Kuroi attacks him with a monitor he has picked up and slams the steel into Xs head busting him open in the process, as X nearly falls backwards and down the stairs he just climbed but he holds on as Kuroi goes to hit him again but X is able to block the second blow and smacks the monitor to the floor before sending a punch into Kurois head and sends him backwards, as crew members are running to escape as X grabs Kuroi and throws him into the electrical equipment as the camera we are watching them on goes dead. There is complete confusion as the pitch is black for a moment before we return with a camera as ringside, as the camera man is running up the rampway trying to rejoin the action as he goes to move throw the curtains, Kuroi suddenly goes flying out and knocks the cameraman down, the camera landing on its side but still running as we see X emerge from the curtains, blood dripping from his head and body as he goes after Kuroi who is now bleeding too, the camera changes to another camera as we see X grab Kuroi and throw him into the stage display, it shakes with the impact, as X continues to attack Kuroi, but Kuroi is fighting back sending an elbow into Xs head as he staggers backward, before he launches at X and spears him as the two go flying off the stage!
Cole: Kuroi just took them both off the stage!
King: And took X with him!
Cole:
The camera looks down at the carnage that has occurred as we see X and Kuroi lying among a number of tables, wires and monitors, neither man moving as we fill the time we repeated replays from different angles of the two going off the stage area. After some time Kuroi starts to move as he rolls out of the mess as the referee and other stage hands try to help him as he pushes them away and staggers away towards the ring area, soon afterwards X sits up as he pushes off the mess that has buried him and he too clampers out of the wreckage towards the ring area, catching up with Kuroi by the rampway as X throws a huge club into Kurois back as he staggers against the apron, X moves in again but Kuroi grabs him and throws him into the apron before ramping his shoulder into Xs gut a number of times and throws him into the ring. Kuroi staggers around the ring and grabs a chair before going into the ring where X is climbing to his feet, Kuroi raises the chair but suddenly X throws up his foot and hits Kuroi with another big boot this time with the chair hitting Kuroi in the head, Kuroi drops the chair but still remains on his feet as he staggers about dazed, X quickly lifts Kuroi up onto his shoulders and drops him onto the chair with the Xed Out, and makes the cover as the referee counts onetwothree!
WINNER Via Pinfall: Mr X!
*Electric Light Orchestras rendition of In the Hall of the Mountain King suddenly plays over the PA as the crowd turns their attention to the entrance ramp. Mongo the Destroyers entrance video plays as he makes his way out to the ring. Mongo is dressed in a full suit and looks very sharp. Hes got a microphone as he makes it to the ring, walks up the ring steps and enters the ring.*
Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to interrupt the show, I surely hope you are all enjoying yourselves!*Cheers from the crowd.*
However, I have seen it fit to come out here and remind each and every one of you just who is behind this entertainment. It is me, Mongo the Destroyer, the owner of the Xtreme Hardcore Federation, the ninety percent stock holder, the CEO of this company. Its me, I am behind everything that happens here. There is no other general in this platoon.*He paces around.*
Now I have no idea who is acting like he runs the show now, and I am even more baffled that people actually believe him, but I assure you, everyone, that I will hunt this man down. And when I find him, I shall expose him for the fraud that he is! I will NEVER give up this company to anyone!*Suddenly an alarm starts to sound as red starts to flash all around the arena. On the Xtreme-Tron is projected the following imagine*
Oh son of a-*A voice interrupts Mongo.*
Im sorry Mr. Destroyer, but your message does not have the Presidential Seal of Approval
*Mongo doesnt know what to say as a heavy metal version of Hail to the Chief starts to play. The lights dim a bit around the area and directly over the entrance. White pyros start to rain from the ceiling as red ones shoot up from the stage. And right under the XHF on the entrance set some blue spinning pyros go off. As the song continues a huge American flag drops down the left side of the set and a huge XHF-based flag drops over the right side. Soon, a figure, shadowed by all this crazy circus of crap going on emerges wearing a suit. He raises his hands and then suddenly the pyros stop and the lights come up and the apparent President of the XHF is revealed as.*
Oh no freakin way!
Thats right! I, James Mueller am the new President of the XHF! I even have legal documents that prove it! James, this is just stupid That is no way to talk to the boss Mongo, an come to think of it, your whole attitude about this change is really starting to rub me the wrong way. So I think that maybe, just maybe for tonight you should take some time off. Yknow, I think Im just fine the way I am Hmmmm, yeah, no, this isnt going to work. Im sorry, but.SECURITY!*Security rush out from the back as Mueller looks at Mongo.*
Boys, take this riff-raff out of my ring, weve got a show to continue!*The security actually takes to the ring as they drag Mongo out of the arena, the whole time hes cursing that theyll all be fired. As hes taken out Mueller smiles and waves to the fans, then leaves the entranceway, however, the flags remain.*
Suddenly an eerie breathing takes over the P.A system causing the lights in the arena to go pitch black. The breathing gets more and more intense slowly giving way to the opening riffs of the The Duke Nukem Theme performed by Megadeath.
Lets Rock
A big blast of pyro explodes from the stage as the song breaks into its fast paced metal sound. This cues the young hardcore champion to step from behind the black curtain in a blast of energy. The crowd love Jayson but he still only gets a mixed reaction as the evil John Michaels follows him down to ringside. Jayson moves from side to side on the stage dressed in a pair of red wrestling shorts and his XHF Hardcore championship strapped around his waist. John meets Jayson in the middle of the entrance stage and looks a little bit embarrassed of Jaysons actions.
The guitars rock on as Jayson runs down the ramp and dives into the ring through the bottom and second rope and landing in a forward summersault and on his feet. Then in one last burst of energy he leans over the ropes raising his hardcore title high in the air as John looks on at the hardcore title in awe.
Cole: Hardcore Champ in the hizouse.
King: Your so gay, not as gay as Nelly...speaking of who...
*Jet's "Rip it Up" starts pounding out of the PA system as Nelly Angel comes bursting out of the back. He runs out onto the entranceway as his manager Joey Hawke slowly walks behind him. Nelly then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, ultra pumped for his match while Joey Hawke slowly finds his place at ringside.*
Cole: This is going to be a fun match.
King: Not as fun as your mom.
*"All about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy blasts over the P.A. Obsidian walks out eating nachos. He's wearing an expensive looking coat and snazzy sunglasses. GQ comes out behind him, following and strutting. Obsidian walks down to the ring, still eating the nachos and dropping cheese on his jacket. He climbs in the ring and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.*
Two Fall Triple Threat Match.
First fall: Hardcore Match for the Hardcore Title
Second fall: Ladder Match for the Junior Heavyweight Title
Obsidian vs. Nelly Angel vs. Jayson Matthews
The ring bell rings and Obsidian goes to shake Nelly's hand, who returns the gester and then Obsidian turns to Matthews who is already out of the ring looking for a weapon, Nelly and Obsidian exit on either side of the ring and come circling around to the hardcore champ, both Obsidian and Nelly charge him but Jayson ducks under and the two collide in mid attack, Jayson pulls a chair out and measures up Obsidian, cracks him on top of the head, then measures up Nelly, whack across the top of the head, Jayson then rolls Nelly into the ring slides in and goes for a quick cover, one...two...Jayson get's pulled out of the ring by Obsidian who creams him with a serving of nachos! Jayson tries to wipes the cheese out of his face as Nelly sling shots him self up and over the top rope taking Jayson down, Obsidian quickly grabs Nelly and goes for a back slide cover on the outside! The ref motions that it has to be in the ring, Obsidian releases Nelly who gets in his face quickly asking what is he doing and points to Jayson who's back to his feet, Jayson comes charging in with a spinning calf kick! Obsidian ducks out of the way as Nelly gets clocked right in the jaw, Obsidian starts to kick Jayson as he's down and then slides him into the ring, he pulls out a kendo stick and slides into the ring him self.
Cole: I got a feeling this is about to get down right violent.
King: With these three? Please.
Obsidian calls for Jayson to get back to his feet and as soon as Jayson does Obsidian swings the kendo stick wildly, Jayson ducks under it and Obsidian goes spinning, Jayson dodges behind Obsidian and Obsidian spins around again swinging wildly, Jayson ducks under once more and as Nelly is on the ring apron he get's clocked right across the temple with the kendo stick! Obsidian looks shocked and yells at him self, he turns and Jayson kicks him in the gut and plants him quickly with a flowing DDT. Jayson goes for the cover, one...two...kick out by Obsidian. Jayson stands and starts to lay in the boots, Nelly on the ground looking a bit annoyed, he climbs to the ring apron and then to the top turnbuckle, he shouts at Jayson who turns around just to get hit by a flying head scissors off the top rope by Nelly! Nelly goes for the cover, one...Obsidian pulls Nelly off! Nelly and Obsidian get face to face as Nelly is yelling what are you doing, Obsidian points up to the JHD title hanging and then points to Jayson as if he's his. Nelly shoves Obsidian in the chest and goes for a cover once more but Obsidian stops him and hits a reverse DDT!
Cole: No friends in this match King.
King: No shit you dont say.
Nelly goes to Jayson and picks him up and goes to the corner, Nelly lays in a few rights before hooking Jayson's head and then bounces up to the top turnbuckle, he leaps and spins hitting a sick Tornado DDT. Nelly bounces off the mat and in one swift motion leaps to his feet takes to the air and hits Obsidian with a Spinning kick! Nelly then in one bound leaps to the top turnbuckle and measures up Obsidian, Nelly leaps off with a Shooting Star Press! Obsidian rolls out of the way quickly but Nelly lands on his feet over spinning the SSP! Out of no where Jayson comes crashing in with a spear tackling Nelly into the turnbuckles! Obsidian grabs Jayson quickly into a school boy! One..two..kick out by Jayson who rolls out of the ring, Obsidian follows suit and Jayson lands a kick to the gut then throws Obsidian into the rails head first. Jayson then turns his attention to Nelly and pulls him legs first into the ring post!
Cole: Ooooo that's going to hurt.
King: How do you know, your one of the few people that Nelly has MORE balls then.
Jayson then pulls Nelly out of the ring and turns his attention back to Obsidian whose stirring, Jayson grabs Obsidian by the hair and tights and litterly throws him up and into the ring post causeing Obsidian to hit the mat hard holding his head, Jayson turns his attention once more back to Nelly who's holding his lower region and starts to stomp away at him he lifts Nelly up and hooks his head, he motions for a DDT but Nelly counters driving Jayson back first into the ring edge, he then roll's Jayson back into the ring, Nelly gets to the ring apron and measures Jayson up, Nelly spring boards him self up into the ring but Jayson counters with the Ribcracker! Jayson goes for the cover One...two...Jayson rolls off Nelly as Obsidian comes spring boarding in and hits Nelly with a leg drop! Jayson comes running in at the shocked Obsidian and hits a wicked shinning wizard! Jayson goes for the cover on Nelly, one...two...three!
Cole: He did it!
King: Wow!
Winner of the first fall and still Hardcore Champion: Jayson Matthews!
Jayson wipes his brow then looks up at the JHD title and grins he rolls out of the ring quickly and goes and grabs a ladder as he's brining it back to the ring Obsidian is pushing Nelly to get up, they both get to there feet and comes charging in with duel baseball slides to the ladder knocking Jayson backwards, then both get to their feet, measure Jayson up and sling shot up and over the top rope with duel dropkicks to the ladder! Both hype up the crowd but as Obsidian turns back to Nelly, Nelly creams him with the ladder right in the gut, then rises it up hitting Obsidian in the jaw as he uppercuts the ladder upwards, Nelly then slides the ladder into the ring and turns back to Jayson whose stirring. Nelly jumps then drills a knee down across Jayson's head, satisfied that he's down he rolls back into the ring.
Cole: Nelly wants to make sure he retains also.
King: Can you blame him?
Nelly sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring adjusts it and then starts to climb, Nelly gets to the top of the ladder when out of no where with cat like reflexes Obsidian leaps to the ladder, in one full motion as he lands on the ladder holding on with one hand he takes his other and pie face's Nelly with a face full of Nachos!
Cole: Where does he keep finding these!
King: Who cares it's effective!
Obsidian then leaps and grabs Nelly in one motion and hits the side effect off the top of the ladder! Both men come crashing down to the mat as Jayson is pulling him self up, he ducks as the ladder comes falling towards him then he rolls into the ring, Jayson kicks at Nelly then pushes him out of the ring with his foot, he then turns his attention to Obsidian and measures him up, he comes running in and clocks Obsidian across the head with a running shin kick, Jayson then grabs the ladder and moves Obsidian to the cover, he then covers Obsidian leg with the ladder scissoring it into the ladder, Jayson then climbs to the turnbuckle, he measures Obsidian up and then comes crashing down on the ladder with I Hate Long Division (Shooting Star press into an elbow drop)! Obsidian screams out in pain as he rolls out of the ring with a thud, Jayson holding his back slowly gets the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring.
Cole: Could Matthews become duel champion tonight!?
King: It's only a matter of time.
Matthews slowly climbs up the ladder as Nelly rolls him self into the ring behind Jayson, as Jayson gets to the top of the ladder Nelly climbs under him he goes up a few stairs and then hooks Jayson as Nelly is facing out to the crowd. Jayson has a look of shock as Nelly pulls Jayson off with a powerbomb but instead of drilling him to the mat he drills Jayson into the ropes who then slings shots off them into the ladder head first. Nelly then hooks Jayson from behind and then drills him with a dragon suplex! Nelly starts to climb the ladder and Obsidian pulls him self into the ring, Obsidian goes to push the ladder back and forth till it tips over! Nelly goes crashing out of the ring sliding into the announcers table.
King: What was that.
Cole: Felt like a gnat.
Obsidian on one leg sets the ladder back up and starts to climb it slowly, both Nelly and Jayson start pulling them selfs up and trying to get to the ring, Nelly and Jayson start exchangeing rights across the ring post trying to prevent the other from getting it, then both grab each others arm and pull causing them selves to pull each other into the ring post! Obsidian takes advantage and continues climbing till he's at the top of the ladder and he pulls the JHD belt down!
Cole: He's done it!
King: Does Obsidian even qualify to be the JHD champ!?
Cole: He does now!
Obsidian holds onto the belt tight as he falls to the mat favoring his leg still he hugs onto the belt.
Winner of the 2nd match, and NEW Junior Heavyweight Champion: Obsidian
The lights dim to a black and blue aura, cue the plucking of a guitar, and Serj tankian's voice humming over the PA system.
SO I FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST ASS...HOLE!
Felt like the biggest asshole
when I killed your rock and roll
Mow down the sexy people
Rob Arnold runs out onto the stage to the sound of "Kill Rock 'N' Roll" By System Of A Down. He immediately recognizes the negative heat from the crowd and feeds from it, laughing at them. Smirking as per usual he moves onto the ramp. He pauses half way down and smiles. He then grabs the towel on his head and throws it to the floor, causing three white columns to fly up behind him.
Every time I look in your eyes, every day I'm watching you die
All the thoughts I see in you about how I
Rob walks on down towards the ring and then jogs the final few steps, and placing a knee on the apron. He pauses for another smirk, and then climbs in via the second rope and into the ring.
So I felt like the biggest asshole
(felt like the biggest asshole)
When I killed your rock n roll
(Mow down the sexy people)
Rob walks to a turnbuckle and climbs it, before raising his arms in the air with a smirk. He climbs down, and removes the coat, before moving into the corner of the ring.
Cole: Here comes one of the biggest jerks Ive scene in awhile, King.
King: Hey. Say what you want about Rob Arnold. He may not be the most pleasant man in existence but he does what he said he is going to do.
Cole: But he has a tough challenger for his newly won European Championship. Lets see if he can back up his words here tonight.
I'm a real wild child
Samantha appears at the entrance as Everlife's 'Real Wild Child' flutters from the speakers. She smiles brightly, showing a row of perfect, white teeth. her top is black leather with silver studs along the edges and a tight pair of vinyl pants that tie up the sides, encase her legs, revealing the tan skin underneath.
Well I'm a real wild one and I like wild fun
in a world gone crazy
everything seems hazy
I'm a wild one
Oh yeah I'm a wild one!
Her gaze darts to the ring and her smile transforms into a smirk and she starts walking, adding a swing to her hips for effect. She stops to touch the hands of the fans that are reaching out for her and then continues on to the ring.
Gotta break it loose
gotta keep it moving wild
gotta keep it swinging baby
I'm a real wild child
She stands in front of it and stares in for a second before turning her back on it and staring at the crowd around the entranceway. She jumps up and grabs the top rope, pulling herself over and into the ring with just the power of her arms and a well placed swing of the legs.
I'm a wild one
I'm a wild one
I'm a wild one
Oh, babe I'm a wild one
gotta break it loose
gotta keep it moving wild
gotta keep it swinging baby I'm a real wild
She jumps up on one of the turnbuckles and raises her hands int the air, drinking in the attention from the crowd, she pumps her fists in the air and then blows a kiss before turning and sitting down on the top of the turnbuckle.
I'm a real wild child
Cole: And here is the challenger, Sammie Rene. Rob Arnold is going to have a tough time tonight, I can assure you of that.
King: What? Is she going to use puppy power to defeat him?
Cole: Ugh.those jokes stopped being funny in 2000, douche!
European Title Match
Rob Arnold vs. Sammie Rene
Rob and Sammie begin to circle and as Rob tries to make the first attack he is stopped rather gingerly by a kick to the midsection. Rob hunches over a bit surprised and Sammie follows up with her patented White Light (northern light suplex bridge pin) and already goes for a pin attempt! The ref goes for it.
1.2...Kickout.
Cole: Close one there, King.
King: What if Sammie would have won right there? Rob Arnold would have been pissed!
Rob gets back up to his feet and rushes in again but Sammie is quick to catch him in a small package roll up. The ref counts again.
1.2...Kickout!
Cole: Sammie is looking for a quick win here tonight. I cant say I dont blame her.
King: Me either. Sammie wants to beat Rob quickly here, because no matter how much determination Sammie has, Rob is still stronger than her.
Rob slaps the mat in frustration as he gets back up to his feet. As he goes in for another assault Sammie shows her speed by dropping Rob with a sit down jawbreaker sending Rob bouncing back upon impact. Sammie shakes her head to get rid of the cobwebs and then grabs Arnolds legs and flips over going for another pin.
One.Two.THRENOOOOO!
Rob Arnold BARELY kicks out. The crowd pop at how close Sammie just came to winning her first championship here in the XHF. This time when Rob gets up, he doesnt rush in but instead hits a quick right hand that takes Sammie off her feet. The crowd boo.
Cole: Oh come on Rob! This is a wrestling match not a domestic violence call.
Sammie rolls to her hands and knees, trying to shake off that punch as Rob Arnold toys with her by kicking her in the ribs. Sammie bounces up from the impact as all the air shoots from her lungs. Rob chuckles before grabbing her up by the hair. He lifts her up to her feet and then sets up for a suplex. Up, over and down goes Sammie as she lands with a thud. But Sammie makes it to her feet. Rob laughs at this and whips her toward the ropes and on the return Rob looks to go for a spine buster but Sammie is a bit too quick as she latches onto Robs head and spins him around with a snap tornado DDT that pretty much just impales Robs head straight into the mat. She hooks the far leg.
1...2.kickout.
Rob rolls over to his side and holds his head as he looks to be really feeling that tornado DDT. Then from out of nowhere Sammie gets up and hits a standing moonsault! Dropping right onto the ribs of Rob. She goes for a pin here but Rob kicks out at short of one. She looks to start dragging Rob to his feet but Arnold hits the brakes by hitting some elbows to the midsection of Sammie. Rob goes for the whip again but this time Sammie is able to slide underneath and outside to the apron! And just as Rob turns around he gets caught in a springboard hurricanrana that gets a huge pop and Rob goes flying! Sammie follows up with her signature Cut Throat Split legged drop finisher, coming down right across the throat of Rob Arnold. She holds it for a pin.
1.2...kickout again.
Cole: Sammie has got to be wondering what she has to do to put Rob Arnold down.
King: Yeah, and Rob has to figure out how to hide his erection he just got from watching Sammie do that move.
Cole: No.thats you King.
King: Yeah its me. Thats why I still bring my crown to the announce table.
Rob did in fact kickout, but he did it by grabbing the ankle of Sammies and lock in his Icebreaker submission hold. He twists as Sammie screams out in pain. She reaches for the ropes as Rob twists. It looks like she might tap out but she manages to find the momentum to rolls underneath and send Rob Arnold forward and into the ropes. Sammie goes to go for a clothesline but Rob side steps her and hits a devastating Ciderfection (front Russian leg sweep) and Rob goes for a pin.
Cole: Thats it. Its all over now.
The ref goes for the count.
1...
King: She gave it all she had. Better luck next time Sammie.
2...
Cole: Its Rob Arnold though. I mean he is a former world champion and everything.
KICKOUT!
King: Yup. Cant say she didnt..wait..what did the ref just say?
Cole: Sammie kicked out! She kicked out of the Ciderfection!
King: Rob cannot believe it!
Rob sits on his knees as he starts to pull at his hair.
Cole: Sammie may be wondering how to put Rob down, but now I think Rob is starting to wonder the same thing!
Rob goes to lift Sammie up, but Sammie battles back with some groggy chops to the chest. But they have enough sting in them to send Robbie reeling. She goes to whip Rob into the corner, but Rob reverses, but Sammie was expecting that as she leaps up on top of the turnbuckle and then comes down with her Devils Dues (Diving Hurricanranna). But Rob had it scouted and drops her hard with a power bomb! Rob then rolls her up and pulls the tights. Ref doesnt see it and he counts.
1..2...3!!!
Winner and Still European Champion: Rob Arnold!
King: Rob did it. But you cant say Sammie didnt try her hardest in there.
Cole: Rob just stole another win from Sammie. What an asshole!
King: Yup, but now that asshole is going on to the AC match, later tonight. Time to find out the final particpant. Will it be Price or Steve Awesome? Find out next!
The background noise slowly gives way to a to a cocky alternative guitar riff as Tick, Tick, Boom by The Hives begin to play over the P.A speakers. The lights in the arena fade to a complete darkness and soon a huge lightning bolt style pyro hits the entrance ramp with authority as the song breaks into its main riff and the lights in the arena blink between blue, white, and silver. And as soon as the smoke clears we finally see the man behind the show. Steve Awesome, dressed in a pair of black tights with a blue cross down the right leg and a red heart on the left with the anarchy A symbol in the middle of it and a wicked S that wraps around that. A blue sleeveless trench vest with the same heart symbol on his tights on the back of it and a pair of aviator sunglasses accompanies him to the ring. He stands on the ramp with his arms outstretched in a crucifix pose, his United States Title dangling from his right hand as a wind effect blows his black hair back.
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I was right along!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
You come tagging along
The blinking lights stop blinking as a spotlight engulfs the Awesome One as it follows him down to the ring. His trenchvest sparkling in the light as he heads to the ring.
Exhibit A
On a tray
What you say
Ends up thrown in your face
Exhibit B
What you see
Well thats me
Ill put you back in your place
Awesome struts down to the ring, not paying attention to the fans who are below him as he walks down to the ring, jawing about how good he is and how awesome he is as he points to his abs and the US Title that is now draped over his shoulder.
Yeah Ive done it before
And I can do it some more
So what you waiting for?
Yeah
I was right all along
Steve grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron, turning around and flashing that cocky smirk at all the fans in attendence, as they boo him with all the strength they can muster, but he just brushes it off. Not caring about them in the slightest. He steps into the ring and walks over to the middle and lays his US Title in front of him on the mat as he kneels down on one knee.
You know Ive done it before
And I can do it some more
Ive got my eye on the score
Im gonna cut through the floor
Its too late
Its too soon
Or is it
Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Boom!!
He raises his arms up and flexes as silver pyro rain from the ceiling and after a few moments he picks up his title and stands up, heading over to the turnbuckle to explain one more time how much better he is then the people in the crowd, or any wrestlers who entered before him and are now standing on the outside of the ring.
Cole: And here is the champion, Steve Awesome.
King: He isnt so awesome. The black kids down the street say Im good at sucking milk through a straw blindfolded.
The house lights in the arena go low, a red hue of lights stay on and over the P.A. system we hear a voice.
"First you have to give up, first you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you are going to die."
The stage starts to fill with smoke as Stone Sour's "Made of Scars" comes blasting over the P.A. system.
This one came from looking
This one opened twice
These two seem as smooth as silk, flush against my eyes
This one needed stitches and
This one came from rings
This one isn't even there, but I feel it more because you don't care
We see a figure in the smoke his head tilted back looking up to the heavens his arms held out wide in the crucifix pose.
Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, Cause I am Made Of Scars
Yes I am made of scars
At that point pyro go shooting off from the stage upwards towards over the ring, the figure emerges from the smoke his head covered with a black do rag over his head, and one covering his face only his eyes showing, a black baggy t-shirt on it with his choice of band for the week, black baggy leather type shorts one side has the Punisher Skull with the Brazilian flag layered over it. The other leg has the word Messiah written around the bottom leg. He has black knee pads and black wrestling boot's and baseball batter gloves. He makes his way down the ramp.
This one had it coming
This one found a vein
This one was an accident, but never gave me pain
This one was my fathers and
This one you can't see
This one had me scared to death,
But I guess I should be glad I'm not dead!!
He slaps the hands of a few fan's as he makes his way down the ramp, he takes the stairs one at a time then climbs to the outside turnbuckle, he stands on the second rope and once again throws his arms out to the side doing the crucifix pose again throwing his head back daring someone to knock him down.
Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, I am made of scars
Yes, I am made of scars
God, Don't you believe it
He hops over the turnbuckle in the same motion riping the do rag off from around his face. He makes his way across the ring and goes to the other turn buckle he stands on the 2nd rope once more this time inside the ring leaning towards the fans he slaps his chest with one fist as he raises the other hand up with his ring finger bent down held by his thumb. He yells out towards the fan's then jumps and turns in mid air landing back in the ring bouncing back and forth from foot to foot waiting for the match to start.
Cole: And here is the challenger, Price!
King: HE GOT MONEY IN THE BANK.
Submission Match for the United States Match
Steve Awesome vs. Price
The bell rings as the match begins, Steve Awesome runs into Price, and Price takes him over with an arm drag, Steve Awesome gets up and he delivers an arm drag to Price. as Price gets up Steve Awesome charges into him and Price nails him with a Japanese arm drag. Steve Awesome gets up as Price bounces off of the ropes and runs right into a Japanese arm drag from Steve Awesome. as Price gets up he walks straight into a side head lock takeover from Steve Awesome, Steve Awesome has it locked in, but Price fights out of it using a head scissors. Steve Awesome makes his way out of the head scissors by kipping up out of it, and bounces off of the ropes but runs into a side headlock delivered by Price. He has it in tight, but some how Steve Awesome fights out into a head scissors of him own. Price makes his way out of the head scissors by kipping up out of it himself. both men get up to their feet and they stand off. both men begin to push each other as the crowd is getting pumped.
Cole: The crowd is definitely getting their moneys worth.
King: And I remember why I even took this job.
Steve Awesome hits some really stiff kicks to the legs of Price, and Price fires them right back, both men are kicking all over the body, and they both get the same idea and go for a enzugiri at the same time and nail each other at the same time in the face. Price is making his way to his feet first, and Steve Awesome is onto his feet just after him, Price runs in with a close line, Steve Awesome ducks, and bounces off of the ropes, and comes back with a close line attempt of his own but Price ducks, and bounces off of the ropes himself and then pelts, Steve Awesome with a high knee straight to the temple. Price seeing the advantage, scoops up Steve Awesome and whips him into the buckle, and bounces off of the ropes, and runs into Steve Awesome and grabs him by the head and drills him down with a one handed bulldog.
Cole: Things are heating up!
King: Heating up? Were in the oven!
Price scoops up Steve Awesome and nails a swinging neck breaker onto Steve Awesome, not going for the cover, because this is of course a submission match. Price is going to attempt, to finish off Steve Awesome and he scoops him up for a powerbomb, and he attempts the powerbomb throw but Steve Awesome flips out of it and lands on his feet, Price is shocked by the reversal, and nails a rolling kick to the face of Price, and then Steve Awesome hooks him for a suplex and snaps him over with it, seeing the momentum, Steve Awesome scoops up Price, and bounces off of the ropes, and nails him with a running neck breaker. which folds up onto the top of his head, Steve Awesome makes his way to his feet and hooks Price by the waist, and scoops him up onto his feet in a German positioning, and he nails a German suplex!
Cole: Steve Awesome sure is making these hard moves look easy.
King: But Cole! Its not a matter of how easy things appear, its about how much PAIN IS INFLICTED.
Steve Awesome looks pissed and is going to attempt to finish off Price. He drags him over to the ropes and sets him up for a high flying move, Steve Awesome climbs up to the top rope, but before he can reach the top, Price gets onto his feet, and nails Steve Awesome on the back, and hooks him for a powerbomb, and he nails the powerbomb throw, which turns Steve Awesome inside out and he lands onto his stomach, seeing the opportunity, Price ascends the top rope. and he comes off with an elbow drop from the top rope. instead of going for the cover, he taunts the crowd, which some cheers and some boos come from the crowd, and as he turns back around, Steve Awesome rolls him up, trying to get him into the Everybodys Favorite but Prices resiliency just doesnt make it possible.
Cole: Its still too early to try to get the win.
King: Well they arent paid by the hour, Cole. If they can get an early win, then god damn it You do it!
They both get up and take a deep breath before giving each other the glare to change the century. Price then just gives Steve Awesome a stiff kick to the face he begins to climb the ropes again, Steve Awesome gets to his feet and just yakuza kicks the top rope, and he makes Price, land onto the top rope crotch first. Steve Awesome climbs out to the apron, and makes his way to the top ropes with Price, and he delivers a powerbomb from the top rope onto Price and turns it into a Boston crab. Price is screaming. His arms are stretched out and theyre searching for the ropes. Steve notices this and begins pulling him into the center of the ring. Price tries to get out of the move by reversing or slipping out or anything to help him out, but nothing works. Price is about to tap out but he thinks to himself, Just one more try. He stretches his arm out to the best of his ability. AND GRABS THE ROPE.
Cole: Are his arms made out of rubber?
King: That would explain that rubber fist I have in my room.
Steve Awesome has a shocked look on his face and he pushes the referee to say that he did a shitty job. After talking to the referee for a while he makes his way to the top rope, he taunts the crowd as he reaches the top, he taunts the crowd, Price gets to his feet runs and jumps to the second rope and hooks, Steve Awesome for a flapjack and he follows throw with the move and Steve Awesome lands hard onto the mat first face. seeing the opportunity and he makes his way to the top rope, Price is going for the finish, Price climbs to the top rope, and he comes off of the top rope with a moonsault, which crushes the skull of Steve Awesome, he then tries to make the finish with a Fujiwara Armbar. Steve Awesome screams and reaches for the ropes but with the position that he is in now, he can barely find out where in the ring he is. Price pulls as hard as he can, just like a ten year old kid ripping off the wrapping paper on his Christmas present. Steve Awesome feels around, but catches the rope with his ankle. The referee forces Price off of him.
Cole: Price finally caught a break.
King: And the tables are starting to turn.
Price scoops Steve Awesome up, but Steve Awesome goes under the legs of him, and delivers a roll up, and he goes for the cover but Price kicks out immediately before the referee can count, not that he would count anyways. Steve Awesome follows up with a German suplex which folds Price up. seeing this opportunity, Steve Awesome climbs to the top rope and he comes off of the top rope with a shooting star press to a cross-face combo. Price screams. He almost cries tears amongst his opponents straining hands, but he is able to grab the ropes in front of him.
Cole: This is match of the year material!
King: These two men will not give up!
Steve Awesome looks really pissed now and he looks like he is going to finish off Price, and he nails him with an incapacitator, that hit Price right into the back of the head. but instead of going for the cover Steve Awesome makes his way to the top rope yet again, and he points to Price in the center of the ring, and he comes off with the double foot stomp from the top rope, which looks like it makes Prices guts come from his mouth. He looks over to Price, who is now bleeding from his mouth which may be an internal problem. Steve Awesome then scoops Price onto his feet, and Steve Awesome sets Price up for the EGO check, but Price gets out of it and nails a back body drop, Price falls down to his knees, and Steve Awesome grabs his back. Steve Awesome gets to his feet and runs into Price, who nails him with the PRICE CRASH. Price then tries to grab him into the submission but the half-conscious Steve Awesome is hugging the bottom rope.
Cole: It seems that luck is on Steve Awesomes side.
King: On his side? Hes barely alive!
Price has gone ballistic. Steve Awesome is rolling around holding his ribs but Price looks really angry. Price picks him up and gets him for Goodnight Sally (Guillotine Choke) but Steve Awesome fights out of it, as his will seems to be at this point, overriding his physical energy. As both men are fighting back and forth again as the crowd are going nuts as they are making their way to their feet. Steve Awesome boots Price in the chest and then kicks him hard in the knee, sending him down to one knee, Steve Awesome then charges at Price and hits a shining wizard on his opponent! Price is hanging on by a thread and Steve Awesome grabs Price and locks EVERYBODYS FAVORITE Price screams. Price yells. Price is desperately looking to find a way out, but none arises. He cant find the ropes. He cant find a way to reverse, but he still wont give up. He still wont tap out. After much struggle, he starts to push his way up and somehow manages to rolls the hold up and over Price pushes off the ropes and bridges backwards now pinning Steve to the mat and reverseing the hold putting the pressure on Steve's shoulders! Steve is traped he's locked in and cant move! Steve somehow is able to twist his way out of it and Price releases the hold both men quickly get to their feet and Steve comes chargeing in with a shoulder tackle, Price takes the blow to the chest but hooks in Goodnight Sally! Right in the middle of the ring Price locks it in tight and grapevines his legs around Steves ribs! Steve taps he taps out after trying to fight off the hold!
Announcer: The winner. And NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION...Price!
Price holds the move for a few seconds after the bell rings and finally releases it, he rolls away from Steve quickly who's now holding his neck, Price grabs the United States title quickly as he rests on his knees and stairs at it, he jumps to his feet wables for a second then does the crusifix poses with the title in his right hand.
Cole: Price just managed to choke out Steve Awesome!
King: And with it he gains entrance to the AC match next!
Ring crew comes out and starts setting up the Annihilation complex. The big pieces are lowered from teh cieling and men are checking it, making sure it's secure and everything is groovy.
Cole: Now ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the most sadistic multi-man match in XHF history.
King: A match that was initially dominated by Reeshi. A match that few men walk out of, and even less survive.
Cole: A match that changes careers. This could make or break any superstar in it tonight.
King: It's hard enough as is, but four of the superstars in the match already had a match before. And two of them weren't even scheduled in the match at the beginning of the night!
Cole: Anything can happen in the XHF King. That's what makes this place so damn great.
The image of Commissioner Kanyon appears on the Xtreme-Tron.
: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some sad news to report. Tonight, it was Obsidian's dream to gain triple gold. As we saw, that already can't happen. But he still had a shot at double gold. Or so we thought. But now, that too will not be the case. My friend, Obsidian, is too hurt from the grueling two fall match he had earlier. In the match, he fell wrong and twisted his ankle. We don't know how bad it is yet, but he's already been sent to the hospital. That being said, you people were promised a six man AC match, and that will not change. Luckily, an XHF legend was in the back today. And he's agreed to take Obsidian's place. However, for reasons I can't explain, he wishes to remain anonymous. Therefore tonight, Obsidian will be replaced by Mr. Wrestling Five! Kanyon fades on the screen.Some generic music plays. A man in black wrestling tights with a black mask comes out of the cage covered entryway. He walks down the cage covered ramp and into the dome caged ring, taking in his surroundings.
Cole: Mr. Wrestling Five?
King: Well, he would be the fifth one.
Cole: Who is it? What is this?
King : A curve ball is what it is.
Suddenly an eerie breathing takes over the P.A system causing the lights in the arena to go pitch black. The breathing gets more and more intense slowly giving way to the opening riffs of the The Duke Nukem Theme performed by Megadeath.
Lets Rock
A big blast of pyro explodes from the stage as the song breaks into its fast paced metal sound. This cues the young hardcore champion to step from behind the black curtain in a blast of energy. The crowd love Jayson but he still only gets a mixed reaction as the evil John Michaels follows him down to ringside. Jayson moves from side to side on the stage dressed in a pair of red wrestling shorts and his XHF Hardcore championship strapped around his waist. John meets Jayson in the middle of the entrance stage and looks a little bit embarrassed of Jaysons actions.
The guitars rock on as Jayson runs down the ramp and dives into the ring through the bottom and second rope and landing in a forward summersault and on his feet. Then in one last burst of energy he leans over the ropes raising his hardcore title high in the air as John looks on at the hardcore title in awe.
Cole: He went through the same hell as Obsidian,why is he still in the match and Obsidian isn't?
King: Because he has more fortitude it seems.
The house lights in the arena go low, a red hue of lights stay on and over the P.A. system we hear a voice.
"First you have to give up, first you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you are going to die."
The stage starts to fill with smoke as Stone Sour's "Made of Scars" comes blasting over the P.A. system.
This one came from looking
This one opened twice
These two seem as smooth as silk, flush against my eyes
This one needed stitches and
This one came from rings
This one isn't even there, but I feel it more because you don't care
We see a figure in the smoke his head tilted back looking up to the heavens his arms held out wide in the crucifix pose.
Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, Cause I am Made Of Scars
Yes I am made of scars
At that point pyro go shooting off from the stage upwards towards over the ring, the figure emerges from the smoke his head covered with a black do rag over his head, and one covering his face only his eyes showing, a black baggy t-shirt on it with his choice of band for the week, black baggy leather type shorts one side has the Punisher Skull with the Brazilian flag layered over it. The other leg has the word Messiah written around the bottom leg. He has black knee pads and black wrestling boot's and baseball batter gloves. He makes his way down the ramp.
This one had it coming
This one found a vein
This one was an accident, but never gave me pain
This one was my fathers and
This one you can't see
This one had me scared to death,
But I guess I should be glad I'm not dead!!
He slaps the hands of a few fan's as he makes his way down the ramp, he takes the stairs one at a time then climbs to the outside turnbuckle, he stands on the second rope and once again throws his arms out to the side doing the crucifix pose again throwing his head back daring someone to knock him down.
Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, I am made of scars
Yes, I am made of scars
God, Don't you believe it
He hops over the turnbuckle in the same motion riping the do rag off from around his face. He makes his way across the ring and goes to the other turn buckle he stands on the 2nd rope once more this time inside the ring leaning towards the fans he slaps his chest with one fist as he raises the other hand up with his ring finger bent down held by his thumb. He yells out towards the fan's then jumps and turns in mid air landing back in the ring bouncing back and forth from foot to foot waiting for the match to start.
Cole: Here comes a man who earlier tonight captured the U.S. title once again!
King: Let's see if he can gain two titles in one night.
The lights dim to a black and blue aura, cue the plucking of a guitar, and Serj tankian's voice humming over the PA system.
SO I FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST ASS...HOLE!
Felt like the biggest asshole
when I killed your rock and roll
Mow down the sexy people
Rob Arnold runs out onto the stage to the sound of "Kill Rock 'N' Roll" By System Of A Down. He immediately recognizes the negative heat from the crowd and feeds from it, laughing at them. Smirking as per usual he moves onto the ramp. He pauses half way down and smiles. He then grabs the towel on his head and throws it to the floor, causing three white columns to fly up behind him.
Every time I look in your eyes, every day I'm watching you die
All the thoughts I see in you about how I
Rob walks on down towards the ring and then jogs the final few steps, and placing a knee on the apron. He pauses for another smirk, and then climbs in via the second rope and into the ring.
So I felt like the biggest asshole
(felt like the biggest asshole)
When I killed your rock n roll
(Mow down the sexy people)
Rob walks to a turnbuckle and climbs it, before raising his arms in the air with a smirk. He climbs down, and removes the coat, before moving into the corner of the ring.
King: Rob Arnold, the European Champ!
Cole: Barely!
*Suddenly... The lights turn dark and... BOOM! Pyros blare throughout the stage as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Michael Storm comes out in black wrestling shorts with yellow stripes on the sides. He begins to runs full speed down the ramp and then soon slides into the ring! Michael Storm gets up and then jumps to one turnbuckle and raises his arms, getting boos from the audience. Michael Storm jumps off and lands on his feet and stretches out his legs a little bit, waiting for the match to begin.*
Cole: And here comes the man who won a battle royal to get here.
King: Against a bunch of midgets!
Cole: Well, they signed up.
The lights die down slowly, over the PA system the sound of hissing and rattling echoes throughout the arena. A chorus of drum beats and guitar strings thump out of the arena speakers, as Hoobastanks Out of Control drives into full motion.
Pyros stream from the top of the arena and hit the stage causing a blinding light to cover the entrance way, before slowly dying down as a figure now stands at the entrance way, lightly jumping on the spot warming up before walking into the blinding mist of light. The light dies off completely as Snake lifts his head up from the lowered position it is in. the X*Crown Title wrapped around his waist. Snake slowly walks down to the ring area as he taunts the crowd pointing to his belt. He stops at the bottom of the rampway and looks around the arena before approaching the ring and climbing in through the middle rope and moves to the middle of the ring where he stands and unclips the X*Crown belt and lifts it in his hand as he stretches out his arms awaiting the applause he deserves, before moving to the corner of the ring and stretches awaiting the start of the match.
Cole: And here he is ladies and gentlemen. The X*Crown champion!
King: Tonight is Snake's biggest test as the X*Crown champ.
Cole: But don't forget, he's won this match before to become the XHF Champion.
Annihilation Complex of Champions for the X*Crown
Mr. Wrestling V vs. Jayson Matthews (Hardcore Champ) vs. Price (U.S. Champ) vs. Rob Arnold (Euro Champ) vs. Micheal Storm vs. Snake (X*Crown Champ)
The bell rings and everyone looks around at each other. Everyone seems to turn their attention to Mr. Wrestling V. He backs away. They all start to slowly close in on him. He quickly turns and dives out of the ring through the top and middle ropes to not get cornered. Price goes out after him as the others watch on. Snake takes the opportunity to grab Jayson from behind and roll him up in a schoolboy. 1, 2, kickout. This causes Storm and Arnold to turn around. Storm starts attacking Snake for trying to end the match early. Rob awaits Jayson to gets up and hits him from behind with a forearm. Outside, Price is still walking at Mr. Wrestling. Mr. Wrestling is backed into the cage wall. Price is talking smack as he gets closer, then Mr. Wrestling lunges and pokes him in the eyes. This gets Price by surprise and then Mr. Wrestling grabs him and slams his head into the wall. Back in the ring, Storm whips Snake to the ropes and then gets him with a back body drop. Storm then gets on top of Snake and starts wailing away with punches. Rob has Jayson backed into a corner and Jayson's having a hard time fighting out as he's still feeling the affects of his earlier two matches. Rob gives him a chop across the chest. Then another. He goes for a third, but Jayson ducks and gets out of the corner. Rob turns around into a forearm to the face. Jayson then starts just wailing away with kicks to Rob.
Cole: Those chops lit a fire under Jayson!
King: He's gone crazy!
Ron falls into a sitting position and Jayson puts his foot to Rob's neck and pushes down using the ropes for help. He shouts "I'm hardcore!" Behind them, Storm pulls Snake to his feet and kicks him in the gut. Storm then bounces off the ropes and comes back at Snake, but Snake lunges with a diving clothesline. Snake then gets up and lays boots into Storm. Outside, Mr. Wrestling whips Price at the cage wall, but Price reverses and Mr. Wrestling hits hard.He staggers away from the wall and Price charges at him and hits him with a shoulder block that sends him back into the cage wall. Mr. Wrestling bounces off violently. Price then grabs Mr. Wrestling by the head and slams him into the ring post. Back in the ring, Jayson's pulls Rob out of the corner. He grabs Rob for a suplex, but in mid-lift, Rob fights it and gets his feet back to the mat, then hits Jayson with a snap suplex. Jayson gets up and Rob goes for a cross body to him, but Jayson ducks and Rob ends up hitting Storm. Snake is taken aback as he was just about to grab Storm himself. But Jayson takes the advantage by grabbing Snake from behind and hitting a bridging german suplex. 1, 2, kickout. Snake and Jayson get up and Snake immediately hits Jayson in the gut with a knee lift. He grabs Jayson and goes for a hip toss, but Jayson reverses with a standing switch and hip tosses Snake over the top rope! Snake hits the floor outside hard. Right next to Price infact, who's kicking at Mr. Wrestling. He turns his attention and starts kicking Snake. He pulls Snake up and Jayson does a vault press over the top to hit both men! In the ring Arnold grabs Storm in a northern lights and hits it. 1, 2, Storm gets his shoulder up and holds Rob. He rolls over into a guillontine choke on Storm, but then flips Rob over and floats over as well into a pin variation. 1, 2, kickout. Storm jumps up and hits a knee to Rob's gut. Outside, Mr. Wrestling hits Jayson from behind as he started to pick up Snake. Price uses the ring apron to help himself up. All four men are now up and trading punches between each other. In the ring, Storm has pulled Rob up and whips him to the ropes. He bounces off the opposite side. Storm goes to clothesline Rob, but Rob ducks. They keep running, this time when they cross, Rob tries to clothesline Storm, but he ducks. Not only that, but Storm stays ducked and dives through the ropes hitting a suicide dive onto all four men outside! They all go down like bowling pins! Rob stands in the ring looking shocked. The men outside start to stand. Rob gets a grin on his face and charges at the corner nearest them. All five men are up and Rob runs up the turnbuckle, then launches off the top rope with a flying body press to all five men!
King: Holy cow!
Cole: The risk has just gotten really high!
All six men are down on the floor. Rob starts to stir first as he was the one to land on top of all the others. Of the pile, he grabs Mr. Wrestling V and pulls him to his feet. He kicks Mr. Wrestling in the gut, then hits a forearm to the face. This staggers Mr. Wrestling. Rob charges at him, but Mr. Wrestling side steps him and rams his face into the cage wall. Rob staggers back and Mr. Wrestling grabs him and hits a back drop suplex on the floor. Mr. Wrestling then rolls into the ring and gets up. He taunts to the crowd, but they don't know whether to cheer or boo him because they don't know who he is. The men outside are all starting to get up now, except Rob, so Mr. Wrestling bounces off the ropes and charges, but he looks like he's about to dive and then stops short. All the guys dive out of the way. Mr. Wrestling backs up and points to his brain. Jayson takes a cheap shot at Snake with a throat thrust. Snake staggers back holding his throat. Storm looks pissed at Mr. Wrestling, so he slides into the ring, but Mr. Wrestling is right there to stomp on his back. Price turns and sees Rob on all fours, so he charges with a field goal kick to Rob's ribs. Rob rolls around coughing. Jayson grabs Snake's head and rams it into the dome cage wall. He rubs it into the curved surface. He kicks Snake in the gut and Snake falls to one knee. Jayson backs up then charges, runs up along the wall, and hits Snake with a vicious kick to the head!
Cole: Wow! That was an athletic move there!
King: Damn near defied gravity!
Back in the ring, Mr. Wrestling has Storm backed into the ropes with punches. He launches Storm out across the ring and when Storm comes back, he lifts him for a spinebuster, but Storm reverses with a DDT! Mr. Wrestling's body goes perpendicular to the ring mat. Storm rolls over into a pin. 1, 2, kickout! Storm pulls Mr. Wrestling up and whips him into the corner. Storm charges with an elbow to the face. Outside, Jayson pulls Snake up and whips him into the ring apron. Jayson then charges at him, but Snake moves out of the way. Jayson stops short of hitting the apron himself and Snake smacks him with a punch to the jaw. This stuns Jayson enough for Snake to grab him and hit a belly to belly. A few feet away, Price slams Rob Arnold's face into the steel ring steps. Rob is groggy and Price grabs him from behind and hits a release german suplex that sends Rob rolling back onto the edge of the ramp. Price starts grabbing at the ring steps. In the ring, Storm has Mr. Wrestling up on the top rope and Storm climbs up as well and then locks him for a superplex. Mr. Wrestling however fights out of it and hits Storm with a few punches to the gut and then the face. Then he hits a headbutt that sends Storm down to the mat. Mr. Wrestling then stands at the top and jumps off with a diving headbutt! He covers. 1, 2, Snake pulls Mr. Wrestling's leg from outside!
Cole: Snake just saved his belt!
King: Oh my gosh! I got it! That was the Drop of 1,000 Bastards! It's Rat!
Cole: No way! It couldn't be!
Mr. Wrestling gets up frustrated and Snake climbs onto the apron. Mr. Wrestling takes a swing at him, but Snake ducks and grabs Mr. Wrestling's head and drops him with a guillontine across the top rope. Mr. Wrestling falls back and Snake starts to climb into the ring. But Storm is up and hits a knee to the side of Snake's head that sends him back out. Storm then turns to Mr. Wrestling and goes to grab him, but Mr. Wrestling grabs him with a small package. 1, 2, kickout! Mr. Wrestling gets up and stalks Storm, but Snake trips his leg and pulls him out of the ring! Storm gets up and sees Snake on top of Mr. Wrestling. He then sees Jayson getting up using the ring apron a few feet away. He charges and hits Jayson with a baseball slide! Just around the corner, Price has Rob sitting against the rampway wall, right at the end. And he's set the steel steps on Rob's lap! Price backs up, and then charges with a yakazuya kick, but Rob moves out of the way at the last second! Price kicks the steps with enough force to break the cage wall right were it connects to the dome! The steps are outside the structure! Price holds his leg in pain and Rob hits him from the side with a forearm. Price staggers up the ramp and Rob jumps at him and hits a bulldog on the steel! Back behind them, Snake has Mr. Wrestling on his shoulders and hits a DVD out on the floor! Snake backs away from Mr. Wrestling and turns to see Rob Arnold standing over Price. Rob looks at Snake and starts to walk toward him. The two get nose to nose.
Cole: Uh-oh, the two Brits might just go at it right here!
King: Former allies, this could be explosive!
Snake rears back to strike, but Micheal Storm comes from the side and spears him! Storm starts wailing away on Snake with punches. Rob just shrugs and turns his attention to Jayson, who's getting up again. Rob knees Jayson in the gut, then whips him at the now up Price, who hits Jayson with a clothesline. Rob's hit from behind with a high knee from Mr. Wrestling, which sends Rob through the whole in the cage wall! Mr. Wrestling follows him out. Meanwhile, Price now has Jayson and pulls him up to the entryway. Here, the cage is a more normal rectangle shape. He rams Jayson into the cage wall. He then scoops Jayson up onto his shoulder and throws him like a javelin into the cage wall. Jayson slumps to the floor, starting to bleed from the forehead. Price pull shim up by the hair. He slaps Jayson a few times across the face and yells at him. He then lifts Jayson up onto his shoulders. He throws Jayson around, but Jayson holds onto Price's head with his legs and wraps around Price locking in the Jayson Matthews Experience. Price is yelling out in pain as Jayson pulls on the hold tighter and tighter. Price falls to one knee. Back near but still outside the ring, Storm whips Snake into the dome wall. He charges at Snake with a splash, but Snake moves and Storm smashes into the wall. Snake goes from behind and hits him with a low blow. Storm falls to his knees and Snake goes under the ring. He pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. He pulls out another and sets it up on the outside. He then pulls out a ladder. He tosses that aside and pulls out some chairs and a kendo stick. He grabs the kendo stick and then turns and strikes Storm across the back!
Cole: Where the hell are those from?
King: Storm must have hid them under the ring before the show.
Cole: What a jerk!
Snake then puts the stick under Storm's chin and starts choking him with it. Outside the structure, Mr. Wrestling scoops up Rob Arnold and them rams his back into the cage wall covering the rampway. Rob falls holding his back in pain. Mr. Wrestling pulls him up and puts him between his legs. But Rob reverses with a back body drop. Rob quickly turns around and hits a leg drop. He starts to pound away on Mr. Wrestling. Jayson has Price on the floor in pain, but its on the entryway stage, so it's for naught. Jayson finally lets go and Price holds his arm in pain. Jayson kicks at Price and then pulls him up. Jayson starts to take Price down the ramp, but Price hits Jayson with a kidney shot with his good arm. Price then hits Jayson with a neckbreaker out on the steel! Both men are down. Snake has pushed Storm against the dome wall and has a chair. He swings it at Storm, but Storm ducks. Snake drops the chair from the recoil. Storm kicks Snake in the gut and grabs the chair. He throws the chair violently at Snake's head. He then grabs the ladder and shoves it into the ring. Storm then rolls in and sets up the ladder near the ropes. He then goes back out and hits Snake with a forearm to the side of the head as he's getting up and busted open. Back outside, Rob lifts Mr. Wrestling up and drops him face first across the guard rail. He then knees Mr. Wrestling in the chest. Mr. Wrestling staggers back, then starts to scamper away. Rob gives chace and then Mr. Wrestling jukes and jives and hits Rob with a back kick to the gut. Mr. Wrestling then quickly goes to the entryway cage wall and starts to climb to get away from Rob. Rob reaches up and grabs his leg. Mr. Wrestling kicks Rob away and keeps climbing up. Rob starts to climb after him.
Cole: This is never good.
King : Not for them. For us it's awesome!
Back in the entryway, Price is up and pulls Jayson up. He pulls him toward the ring and slams his head into the apron. Then he rolls him into the ring. Price rolls in after him. He grabs Jayson and hits the Crackdown! 1, 2, Storm breaks up the count. Storm starts laying into Price with punches. Price rolls off of Jayson and tries to get away from Storm. Price keeps his body covered. But Snake is back up and gets into the ring too. He hits Storm from behind with a kick to the back. Price gives him an uppercut, and then Snake grabs him and hits a reverse DDT. Snake rolls to his feet and Price kicks him in the gut and hits a DDT of his own. He covers. 1, 2, kickout! Jayson rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chair. He comes back in and Price gets up to get met with a chair to the back! Jayson then turns and brings it down across Storm's back! Jayson turns Storm over and covers. 1, 2, Storm breaks it up! Back out up on the entryway cage, Mr. Wrestling is up and Rob is now got half his body up. Mr. Wrestling comes over and kicks Rob in the head. Then again. Then he goes for a third, but Rob grabs his leg and trips him. Rob then gets all the way up. Mr. Wrestling gets back up and backs away, backing onto the cage over the ramp. Rob keeps stalking him. Mr. Wrestling goes about halfway and now both men are on the narrow pathway between the entryway cage and the dome. Rob charges in and hits Mr. Wrestling V with a few forearms. Mr. Wrestling retaliates with a few punches to Rob's side. They battle back and forth. Mr. Wrestling starts to win out. Then he grabs Rob and whips him at the dome! He charges after Rob. Rob reaches the dome top and starts to run up it! A few feet up the arch, he jumps back with a moonsault, connecting on Mr. Wrestling! The cage shakes as this is right above the hole in the cage wall.
Cole: What a manuever!
King: That was intense!
Back in the ring, Snake pulls Jayson up and whips him into a corner. He then charges into Jayson with a massive shoulder block to the gut. Snake pulls Jayson out of the corner and goes for the Snake Bite, but Jayson falls off his shoulders. Snake turns around into a kick to the gut. Jayson then goes for a huricanrana, but Snake reverses it into a sit-out powerbomb! Jayson rolls out of the ring. Snake then grabs the table he pulled into the ring and sets it up. Storm is getting up and Snake grabs him from behind. He looks to be trying to german suplex Storm through the table, but Storm blocks. He does a standing switch and then goes for a german of his own, but Snake blocks. Price is up and charges at both men. Storm lets go of Snake and moves to the right. Snake moves to the left. They grab Price and lift him with a huge double flapjack through the table! Snake and Storm get up and look at each other, then at Price. Snake quickly shoves Storm down and covers a bloody Price in the wood shards. 1, 2, Storm pushes Snake away and covers Price. 1, 2, Snake shoves Storm off and covers again, 1, 2, Storm hits Snake in the back with an elbow. Snake sits up and punches at Storm. Storm and Snake stand and start punching each other again. Back on top, Rob pulls Mr. Wrestling up to his feet and kicks him, then grabs him for a DDT, but Mr. Wrestling gets free and hits Rob with a low blow! Mr. Wrestling then lifts Rob up onto his shoulders. Then he lifts them into a gorilla press and hits the Cosmo Space Drop! The cage shakes more!
King: It's Cosmo! I knew it was Cosmo!
Cole: But earlier you said it wa--
King: Nevermind earlier!
Mr. Wrestling pulls an almost lifeless Rob up off the shakey metal that they're on and puts him between his legs. He lifts Rob and hits the Sky High! That breaks the structure and both men fall through the cage and hit the rampway below! The loud crash gets the attention of Snake and Storm as they see both men out outside. But then they quickly go back to hitting each other. Storm starts to win out. He hits Snake with a hard punch, and then grabs the chair. Snake backs away. Storm stalks him. Snake backs into the ladder. He starts to climbe the ladder backwards. Storm starts to climb up the ladder. Snake moves over the top and onto the other side of the ladder. Storm keeps climbing, but once at the top, Snake grabs the chair. They're in a tug of war. Snake punches Storm over the chair and pulls the chair away. He laughs and rears back to swing, but Jayson is back in the ring and shakes the ladder. Storm grabs the ladder to keep some balance, but Snake's holding the chair and is wobbly. Jayson rears back and charges with a shoulder block to the ladder! It falls toward the side of the ring and Snake falls off the ladder and crashes through the table outside! Storm didn't though. Where is he? Why, he's up! He grabbed onto the dome cage as the ladder was going down! Jayson is holding his shoulder in pain from hitting the ladder when Price sneaks up from behind, holding a piece of the table. He puts the table between him and Jayson and hits the Pay Back! The board breaks as he hits the move and Jayson rolls around holding his back in pain as Price holds his knees. Micheal Storm starts moving across the dome cage top as if it were monkey bars. He gets over the ring and starts swinging his bidy back and forth. Price finally rolls over to Jayson and covers him for a pin. One! Two! Storm lets go of the cage top and falls from the top of the dome hitting the Prince of Pain across Price's back! Also smooshing Jayson in the process and breaking the pin! The crowd is shitting there pants at the insanity of that move!
Cole: OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDUHHHHHH!
King: What he said.
Jayson just isn't moving and Price is rolling around holding his back as Storm is rolling around holding his stomach. After almost a minute, Storm finall moves toward Jayson and covers. One! Two! Thr--Mr. Wrestling dives and hits Storm with an elbow! Mr. Wrestling made the save! Mr. Wrestling grabs Storm and lifts him up by his head. He then kicks him in the gut and puts Storm betweein his legs. He then hits the Coral Reesh onto the chair! He rolls Storm over and covers. One! Two! Thr--Rob Arnold pulls him off by the leg! Not only that, but he holds the leg and locks in the Icebreaker! Mr. Wrestling is screaming out in agony. We can also tell now that Rob is bleeding from before. He squirms around the ring and reaches toward the ropes, but Rob pulls him back. Mr. Wrestling pushes off the mat and then rolls through to throw Rob off, but Rob's persistant and keeps the hold on. Mr. Wrestling is about to tap out, but a bloody Snake slides into the ring and grabs his arm. Snake shakes his head at Mr. Wrestling V. He continues to hold his arm as he gets up to his feet and swings at Rob, but Rob's too far away for Snake to reach without letting go of Mr. Wrestling's arm. But somehow, Jayson is up and charges at Rob and hits the Ribcracker! Rob lets go and falls to the mat. Mr. Wrestling is holding his ankle. Snake attacks Jayson and then grabs him from behind. He sets him up for the Snake Bite, but Jayson pushes him off into the just getting up Price and Price hits Snake with the Price Crash! Price rolls over into a pin. One, Two, Jayson kicks Price off Snake. Jayson pulls Price up and whips him into the corner. Jayson then charges at him and hits an avalanche. Mr. Wrestling is up and hobling, and Storm is up too. Storm kicks Mr. Wrestling in the knee and he falls to one knee. Storm then bounces off the ropes and hits Mr. Wrestling with the Truth! Mr. Wrestling goes down and rolls out of the ring. Storm gets up and backs into Rob Arnold. Storm turns around and Rob tries to punch Storm, but Storm grabs the arm and tries to lock in the Black Blood, but Rob reverses the arm grab with a twist and grabs Storm and hits the Ciderfection! Storm bounces off the mat and rolls out of the ring. Jayson chops Price. Then he lifts hip up onto the top rope. He goes up around himself and then sets Price up for the That's Gotta Hurt! But Price hits Jaysin int eh thigh with some punches and gets free. Rob comes from behind with a chair in one hand and pulls Price off of the top and he lands on his feet. As Price turns around, Snake charges past both of them and runs up the turnbuckle, then grabs Jayson and hits the Snake Bite off the top rope! Jayson looks damn near dead! Price and Rob look in awe at the speed and force of the move. Snake starts to crawl toward Jayson. Rob points at Snake and they both start to walk toward Snake. Rob lifts the chair, and then smacks it across Price's back! Price goes down and Snake puts an arm over Jayson. Rob opens up his chair and sits down. One! Two! Three!
Winner and still X*Crown Champion: Snake!
King: Snake did it! He retained!
Cole: What the hell!? Rob helped him! Rob helped him retain!
King: Old is new! They're friends again! This is great!
Cole: What a hell of a match! Why did it have to end like this?
King: Why not!? This was the best ending we could have gotten!
Rob helps Snake to his feet, both men a bloody mess. The ref brings Snake the X*Crown and Rob is handed his European title. Both men raise there titles and their arms in the air as the XHF logo comes on screen and the show fades to a close.
