Xtraction - 2/03/2008

[Mongo the Destroyer]

The Xtreme Hardcore Federation Presents:
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Xtraction '08
February 3rd, 2008
Rupp Arena
Lexington, Kentucky[/b]
Stadium Capacity: 23,000

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*Following a short video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd with the official Xtraction event banner on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the show theme for this broadcast of "March of War" by Nonpoint playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom over to ringside moments later and the theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity on this year's edition of Xtraction live on Pay-Per-View....*
A timer appears on the X-Treme Tron. Counting down from five.
5.4..3.2.1.

0!!!!!!!
A booming pyro rocks the foundation as the thundering guitar of Five Minutes Alone by Pantera hits the P.A system. And now standing at the top of the ramp, a monster of a man. Six foot seven, somewhere around three hundred pounds of thick mass and one sickening smile
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I see you had your mind all made up you group of
Pitiful liars. Before I woke to face the day, your master
Plan transpired. -Something told me- this job had more to
Meet the eye. My song is not believed? My words some-
What deceiving? Now I'm unwhole.

Zero Tolerance comes stomping down to the ring, dressed in a black singlet with the Zero Tolerance symbol on the chest. He also has a black towel covering his face.
You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom

Zero reaches up and pulls himself onto the apron and steps up over them. Walking to the mi
Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us

Zero walks to the middle of the ring and throws his arms up as pyro shoot from each turnbuckle!
5 minutes alone!!!!!


And with that Zero turns to anxiously await his opponent for tonight!
As the lights in the arena flicker, the fans jump to their feet in anticipation. The blaring opening guitars of Stone Sour's "Reborn" begin to blast through the speakers, and as this happens, the following is played over the Xtreme Tron, followed by several in-ring clips of MGK facing various opponents.


Finally, MGK makes his way out from backstage, dressed in his ring attire, with black tape covering up his hands and wrists. In white, the letters KO are written on the backs of his hands on the tape. He stands on the entrance stage for a few seconds with his half of the XHF Tag Team Titles on his shoulder, before making his way down the ramp, occasionally stopping to glance at the ring, and the fans. He then gets onto the ring apron, and enters the ring. Dropping down to one knee in the center of the ring, he places the Tag Title in front of him and crosses his arms over his chest to form an X, as a blue spotlight falls down on him alone, the rest of the arena caught up in darkness. MGK then stands up and grabs the XHF Tag Title while lightly tapping the front title plate with his fist, warranting a cheer from the fans. As MGK begins to pace the ring, his music fades, and he hands the title to the referee before he prepares for the match.

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Singles Match
Zero Tolerance vs. MGK

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Both men are stood in the ring staring at one another, the ref asks both men if they are ready to start and they both nod accordingly. They both seem very eager to get the matchup underway and as soon as the bell rings they hook up and immediately try to push one another back but they are dead locked at first. MGK starts to get the upper hand however and pushes Zero Tolerance into the corner but soon as Zero realizes he is losing he kicks MGK in the gut making him bend over a bit. Zero then pulls him in closer and hits him with a forceful DDT. Zero gets up right away and he pulls MGK up as he starts to get up. MGK slowly makes it up to one knee but before he can get any further Zero swiftly kicks him in the chest which knocks him right back down. Zero then stands on MGKs forehead and twists his foot, while MGK shys away in pain and Zero picks him back and whips him into the ropes. On the rebound Zero hits him with a fierce arm drag takedown! MGK rolls straight back up and runs at Zero again and he tries to hit MGK with another arm drag takedown but MGK blocks it this time and stands up and applies an abdominal stretch to his adversary who is in a great deal of pain instantly.
Cole: Neither man seems to be showing much overall weakness at this point in the contest!
King: Not yet anyway! But MGK has been one of the most established competitors for quite some time in the XHF so ya gotta believe his experience will factor in to tonight's outcome before all is said and done!
MGK is pulling on Zero Tolerance hard and the ref is asking Zero if he wants to quit but Zero shouts no and then MGK lets go and whips Zero into the ropes, on the rebound he bends down and hits Zero with a HUGE back body drop! Zero hits the mat and arches his back in pain. Zero eventually gets back up but as he turns around MGK runs at him and knocks him clean over with a thunderous Clothesline. MGK falls on Zero and hits him with an elbow drop, he then picks him up and hits him in the face a few times before hitting him with a scoop slam. MGK then goes for the cover, One...Two...But NO, Zero kicks out. MGK gets up smirking as he feels back in control and he picks Zero Tolerance up and pushes him into the ropes where he hits him with a huge chop across the chest, MGK then goes to whip Zero across the ring but Zero reverses it and on the rebound Zero hits him with a drop toe hold and MGK hits his throat on the second rope. MGK is now leaning on the rope gasping desparately for air as Zero gets to his feet and he runs against the opposite ropes and on the rebound he jumps up and leg drops MGK on the neck to crush his throat against the ropes again and Zero falls through the ropes and stands up outside the ring.
King: OUCH! See how fast things can turn around though. MGK was in control until he was caught up on the ropes here.
Cole: Yeah, I really hope he's ok King! I dont want to see him forced out of XHF again so soon due to injury of all things.
MGK has fallen back off the ropes and Zero grabs him by the feet and drags him out of the ring, the ref starts his count as MGK lands outside standing up. Zero hits him the face a few times. MGK returns with a few shots of his own but then Zero rakes MGK in the eye, much to the obvious chagrin of all in attendance this evening. Zero then gives him an uppercut and whips him into the announcer table itself back first! MGK falls down holding his back but Zero picks him back up again and whips him into the apron back first as well. The refs count by now is at 8 and Zero picks MGK up and rolls him in the ring and follows him and goes for the cover, One. . . Two . . . MGK somehow gets his foot on the bottom rope to the huge delight of the crowd who cheer him loudly at this point.
Cole: Damn good thinking by MGK there! Seems he never lost his ring awareness whatsoever during the long layoff recently.
King: Impressive indeed!
Zero gets back up and stands MGK up and hooks him ready for a suplex and as he tries to hit it MGK hooks his leg around Zeros to block it. Zero tries again and MGK does the same thing once more. MGK blocks a third attempt and this time Zero decides to hit MGK in the side of the ribs a few times, afterward he finally manages to hit the original suplex as intended on MGK. With Zero looking somewhat in control he gets up and arrogantly taunts the ringside fans a bit as the they are still chanting for MGK as it were. Zero gives them the middle finger to the sound of echoing boos throughout the building. Zero just laughs and turns around to pick MGK up. He stands him all the way up and picks him up and hits him with a back breaker onto his knee. Zero goes for the cover again, One . . . Two . . . MGK gets his shoulder off the mat and Zero gets up and downright cant believe it. Zero argues with the ref and starts to push him into the corner to tell him what he thinks about his reffing thus far in the match. Then there is a huge roar of approval from the crowd as they see MGK kick flip himself up and he stands in the middle of the ring. Zero turns around and walks right into a Superkick which somehow manages to knock Zero clear out of the ring.
Cole: Holy crap! That was a shocking super kick to say the least!
King: Did you feel the energy when MGK flipped up, this crowed really missed MGK's presence within the company for sure.
MGK then slides out the ring to pick Zero up, as he does Zero hits MGK with a low blow! Zero then stands up but as he does MGK pulls him in close and knocks him over with a clothesline. MGK rolls Zero back in the ring and takes a breather from the low blow to recover. After a few seconds he sees Zero slowly getting back to his feet so he slides in the ring and watches as Zero slowly gets up. As soon as he is up MGK rushes at him hoping to connect with yet another Superkick but shockingly Zero ducks this time and before MGK can react he's spun around by Zero who lands a brutal big boot of his own straight to MGK's skull, a maneuver also known plenty well by now as the Face Mangler! With the crowd in stunned silence over this turn of events Zero then lifts up the near unconcious body of MGK, and soon enough after placing him between his legs he lifts MGK up and hits a picture perfect looking powerbomb, aka the Zero Bomb to the mat below! Zero quickly makes the cover with both legs hooked, and unbeknownst to the ref a handful of the tights held for full effect as the crowd begins booing relentlessly with the referee counting the pin, One. . . Two . . . THREE!!!
Winner via Pinfall: Zero Tolerance!
Cole: WOW Zero Tolerance actually did it folks! In a classic shocker much similar to that of tonight's Superbowl result Zero has pulled off an overwhelming upset and SPOILED MGK's plans for victory in his long awaited return to XHF action!
King: Un...be...lievable Cole...just unreal no doubt about it.

Going to pan the ringside area, looking into the crowd, we see a familiar face covered up with a hat. Tis none other then... Reckless Jack. You know him, the jackass who's left XHF twice. Anyways, he nods at the camera as he gets a few pops from the crowd. Nelly Angel runs down to ringside and jumps over the barrier. Naturally, since Nelly is an interviewer, he has a microphone in his hand.
Reckless Jack, what are you doing here?! The last I knew, you were... well, you were banned from appearing in XHF from Chris Kanyon!
Am I standing in an XHF ring Nelly? No. I am simply here as a fan. Something wrong with that?
Well no...
However, I do have another motivate for being here tonight.
The crowd cheers.
What's that?
Back in November, I lost the Junior Heavyweight Title to you Nelly. After a bit of soul searching, I've realized that maybe I should have stuck around here. Regardless, I did do something as an insurance cause just incase that jackass Kanyon did ban me from competiting here without a reason. I do have a reason to compete here again. The reason, a rematch for the Junior Heavyweight Championship!
The crowd kinda likes it. Just then, Obsidian comes out with the Junior Heavyweight Title and a microphone in hand.
Mr. Reckless, you can't do that! I am the Junior Heavyweight champ. The best one ever in fact! You lost it to the interviewer. I say no dice!
By this time, Reckless Jack has taken the microphone from Nelly.
Obsidian, it's all in my contract. Which was drawn up before Kanyon took the commish job.
Really? You can do that? Um...well...if you want your rematch, it'll happen on Gastro then!
Fine with me.
Obsidian stomps towards the back as Jack goes back to sitting in his seat.

*Queen's Don't Stop Me Now blasts as XHF mainstay, Bongo, walks out with a big smile and waves to the cheering fans. he then proceeds down the ramp and to the ring.*
King: Bongo's choices in life are going to get him killed, first Mongo, and then the fact that he doesnt use weapons.
Cole: And we know Mr. X isnt a stranger to swinging, well anything not chained down.
Seven characters appear on the Xtreme-Tron cycling through numbers. They slowly stop on 6655321 as these words are said over the P.A.:
You're sentenced to 6 months without perole.
Welcome prisoner number 6655321.
I will get my revenge.
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Two red pyros go off on stage forming an X. "Opium of the People" by Slipknot hits the PA. Mr. X comes out of the curtains with his arms crossed in an X formation in front of his face. Pain Jane walks out behind him wearing a hooded cloak. He has a chain wrapped around his left arm. He slowly spreads his arms apart as Jane moves under them and runs one of her hands down his chest. Once Mr. X's arms are fully stretched, Jane removes the hood from her head and has an evil grin upon her face as she looks out into the crowd. Mr. X has a look of determination on his face. They then walk down to the ring, never changing there attitudes. Mr. X stops at the base of the ring as Jane climbs onto the apron and feels the top rope. She then looks back at Mr. X with a sadistic smile and then flips backward while holding the top rope to land on her feet in the ring. Mr. X then climbs into the ring by grabbing the top rope and pulling himself onto the apron and then stepping over the top rope. He unravels the chain from around his arm and starts to laugh. He hands the chain to Jane and she holds onto it as she leaves the ring and gets into his corner. Mr. X tightens his gloves as he awaits the match to start.
King: Mr. X is ready to tee off.
Cole: Bad pun bad pun.

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Caddyshack Match
Bongo the Destroyer vs. Mr. X (w/ Pain Jane)

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To make the match seem more Golf like there are golf bags hanging from each turnbuckle, a golf cart parked on the outside of the ring, and Bongo himself is wearing a golf suit, straight with the plaid and the little hat.
Cole: Looks like Bongo is suited up and ready for this match.
King: How can you look at Bongo when Pain Jane is standing right in front of us?
Bongo walks up to Mr. X and asks him why he isnt dressed up for the match. Mr. X of course politely responds with a right hand to the jaw of Bongo. And another.and anotherand another. Dear God he is just unloading!
Cole: There is Bongos answer, King.
King: Somebody should have told Bongo that X doesnt play dress up.
X has Bongo teetering over the ropes with rights and lefts before Bongo finally breaks through the barrage with a knee to the gut. X hunches over and Bongo pulls back and drills a right hand to the jaw of X who stumbles back upon the impact. Bongo shakes his hand in pain and walks over to X and locks up. The two big men battle for supremacy and its Bongo who finally gets the upper hand and shoves X back down. X slaps the mat and gets back up quickly and shoots a big boot from out of nowhere! Bongo stumbles back and X comes off the ropes and hits him with another one that takes Bongo down to one knee. At this point X walks over and grabs one of the golf bags. He reaches in and pulls out a golf ball. Unpleased with the lack of destruction a Golf Ball can deliver he angrily chucks it at Bongos head! Direct hit! And Bongo holds the back of his head where it hit him.
King: Hole in One!
Cole: I dont get it.
King: Because Bongo has no brain. Its like.oh shut up.
X reaches in again and this timehe pulls out a golf club! He holds it in the air as the crowd erupt.
Cole: Im not sure who the fans are cheering for in this match but I think the golf club just got the biggest pop so far.
X walks over and attempts to bounce the steel over the head of Bongo but he quickly moves out of the way and hits a big kick to the gut of X. X drops the club and hunches over again. Bongo then delivers a huge uppercut and as X stumbles back from the shot, Bongo gets a running start and clotheslines X out of the ring! Taking himself with him!
King: Bongo is hellbent on ending Xs reign of terr.
Cole: Terr? Nice Bush impression.
King: Hey thanks. A heh heh. (-Bush laugh)
The big men lay silent for a second before they start to stir. Bongo is up first and he pulls X up to the rest of the way to his feet. He slams Xs face into the turnbuckle pole and then bounces his head off the steel steps. He turns around completely and goes for the golf cart but as Bongo is dragging him, X breaks free and drives Bongos face right into the Golf Cart! Then in an amazing disply of strength X manages to pick Bongo up just enough to drop him onto the cart with a snake eyes. X covers.
Cole: Cover on the outside. Is that even legal?
King: This is a caddy shack match, Cole. Everything is legal..or so Im told.
1.2.kick out by Bongo. Bongo rolls over to his side as he tries to shake the cobwebs lose. X lays some stomps into his opponent as Bongo tries to roll away from the onslaught but he is met with a kick to the face from Pain Jain! The crowd boo.
Cole: I was wondering when that girl would get involved.
King: Gross!
Cole: What?
King: How dare you use your excuse for watching Gay Porn live on pay per view?
Bongo holds his nose wich has now been busted open. X grabs him up and tosses him into the ring. Bongo rolls in and wipes the blood off. But X is quickly on the attack, but Bongo escapes very quick and is up to his feet. Bongo ducks a clothesline and then grabs X by the throat!
Cole: Chokeslam coming up?
And it does! Bongo choke slams X and goes for a cover. 1.2...Kickjout by X! But the damage remains as X lays out and Bongo stays exhausted. Bongo stumbles over to another bag and reaches in. Successfully pulling out agolf pencil?
King: What is he going to do? Write X an angry letter?
Bongo looks upset at what he had but decides to make the best of it and goes to work on Xs face! Although we cant actually see the destruction happen.
Cole: Oh my god! Bongo has snapped!
King: He is sick! Look at him go to work with that pencil. I dont understand this change of action.
Cole: I read somewhere that Bongo might be part werewolf.
King: I read that too. That would explain his hairy back but ripping flesh with a pencil? Im sorry that just isnt in a werewolfs forte.
Cole: Maybe he is a smart werewolf?
King: But if he is in werewolf mentality then he wouldnt know how to use a pencil. Since werewolves have no thumbs.
Cole: But he has human hands. Maybe the werewolf brain adapted?
King: I doubt it. If he was a werewolf he would be biting the flesh off with his teeth. Not a pencil.
Cole: Why are we even arguing about this? Lets get back to the match.
At this point Bongo has finally gotten off of X. And as the world finally views the horrible destruction we now see Xs face. And it looks horrible. Disgusting! He looks like..a Frenchman? X now has a one of those curvy French mustaches drawn on his upper lip and a full head of hair drawn on the top of his head. Bongo smiles in triumph.
Cole: He might be part werewolf but he sure as hell aint no Picasso.
King: Nopebecause he is ALL dumbass.
X gets up and Bongo motions for X to bring it on. The two start swinging punches until Bongo finally gets the upper hand and he whips X to the turnbuckle. He is motioning for the Xtreme Edge off the top rope! Bongo climbs to the top rope and tries to pull X up with him and does. He starts to set it up but Pain Jane intervenes again and nails Bongo in the back with a golf club, allowing X the chance to shove Bongo off the turnbuckle and crashing down into the roof of the golf cart! The crowd pop!
Crowd: HOLY SSHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Then as if X suddenly came down with insanity he looks over at Bongo who is lying motionless ontop of a heavily dented golf cart roof. Then he looks at Pain Jane who smiles lovingly and sadistically at the same time. And then X LEAPS off the top rope with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS onto Bongo and they come crashing through the roof and they lye motionless in the heap of twisted metal and golf related objects!
Crowd: XHF, XHF, XHF, XHF!
Cole: HOLY GOD! X just pulled out the XPress!
King: Those two are dead! They gotta be!
The ref counts. 1..2.3!!!!!!!!
Winner: MR. X!

*Suddenly, the arena lights begin to flicker off and on and as the crowd rises to it's feet immediately in anticipation, a combination of loud guitar riffs and the following words slowly begin to echo and scroll across the massive Xtreme-Tron screen above...
"Visit again white elephant,
Who sent you to loom?,
Shall we sever everything?,
Ponder this while we ponder why...,
He's starting to follow crows,
And climbing the ladder somewhere out to,
Really begin to scare,
And plotting to comb the grounds with a fine tooth..."
*Thereafter, the daunting chorus of "Antisaint" by Chevelle kicks in over the PA as the XHF's own self-proclaimed Antisaint of sorts himself, the infamous Matt Hicks then emerges from behind the curtain with wife Jennifer Dream by his side! Moments later this duo proceeds to make their way on down the rampway to an overwhelming sea of boos, and soon amidst this the multiple-time XHF title holder in Hicks makes his way up the ring steps, leaving his lovely wife to continue cheering him on from down below. Once inside the ring Matt Hicks goes to lean over toward the ropes and taunt off some raising a set of fiercely clenched fists to this entire sellout, roaring crowd of Xtreme Hardcore Federation fans joining us here tonight. Afterwards Hicks begins to bounce back and forth off the ropes flexing a bit, eagerly awaiting the emergence of any and all forthcoming opposition at this point...*
Cole: Matt Hicks is back and hes here to make a statement!
King: Yeah, Muellers giving him an opportunity tonight.
*The Lights in the arena turn a darkened Red and Silver as the opening to "Praise" by Sevendust blares over the PA system. The Xtremetron shows a Matrix-like falling numeral montage as Magnus's name a visage slowly fade into the foreground. As the second bar of the opening hammers in, the Name hits home hard and solid.
After the opening riffs of the song end and the singing start, Magnus walks out from the back, looking smug as ever. He walks down the ramp as the singing starts
What did you expect?
Fools often sometimes forget
Who really knows what's the truth
Often dignified
How funny changing the tide
Feels like you already knew
(Praise) like the devil
(Connect) you would never
(Sick Man) running circles
Feels like you already knew
(Praise) like the devil
(Connect) you would never
(Sick Man) running circles
Feels like you already knew
Save you
I would never
Deny you
Even though your hate for me is strong
(See) I'm not what you
(Think) I'm the one who'll
(Be) what you never
Thought would be nothin' and now
(Afraid to Open up your eyes)
Magnus slowly steps up the ramp and moves to the apron. He slowly turns to face the crowd while still on the apron. He waits for the singing to start again before he steps between the ropes and into the ring. He walks around the ring for a bit before waiting in his corner for the match to start.*
King: Vice-president Magnus is here. Well, possible vice-president.
Cole: Man, so much is on the line tonight!
**The lights in the arena go out. Just as the fans go silent, music can start being heard from the arena's sound system. As the thumping of the song beings, the lights start to flash with it. The song then begins to pick up it's pace as words can be heard along with instrumental. Just then a figure emerges from behind the curtains. He begins walking down the ramp, walking at a slow pace so he can feed on the energy given to him from the song and fans.**
There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come
Jesus,wont you fucking whistle ?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done
**Harold stops halfway in the middle of the entrance ramp. As he begins looking to his left. Shaking his head in acceptance from the fans. Then he turns to his right. Again shaking his head in appreciation to the fans cheering him on. Then he turns his head back to the ring and beings walking toward the ring again, taking his time before he reaches the ring steps**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
**As he finally gets on the apron. He walks the ledge alittle before putting his left leg over the top and getting in the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in all the energy given from the fans. As his theme song continues to play on the sound system**
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
**Harold puts his hand on the top rope and pulls back. Then begins pounding on his chest and pulls forward, releasing his arm in the air. Simultaneously all four turnbuckles explode with pyro, that nearly deafens the front row of fans.**
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
And why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
And why?
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
I want it when I want it
**Harold retreats back to his corner, waiting for the match to get underway.**
King: Harrys back just to stick it to Mongo. Thats not fair.
Cole: Alls fair in love and war King.
King: You are so gay.


*The house lights in the arena go low, a red hue of lights stay on and over the P.A. system we hear Tylers voice.
"First you have to give up, first you have to know... not fear... know... that someday you are going to die."
The stage starts to fill with smoke as Stone Sour's "Made of Scars" comes blasting over the P.A. system.
This one came from looking
This one opened twice
These two seem as smooth as silk, flush against my eyes
This one needed stitches and
This one came from rings
This one isn't even there, but I feel it more because you don't care

We see a figure in the smoke his head tilted back looking up to the heavens his arms held out wide in the crucifix pose.
Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, Cause I am Made Of Scars
Yes I am made of scars

At that point pyro go shooting off from the stage upwards towards over the ring, Price emerges from the smoke his head covered with a black do rag around his forehead covering his eyebrows, and one covering his face and bridge of his nose, only his eyes showing, a black baggy t-shirt on it with his choice of band for the week, black baggy leather type shorts one side has the Punisher Skull with the Brazilian flag layered over it. The other leg has the word Messiah written around the bottom leg. He has black knee pads and black wrestling boot's and baseball batter gloves. He wears the XHF United States Championship proudly around his waist. He makes his way down the ramp.
This one had it coming
This one found a vein
This one was an accident, but never gave me pain
This one was my fathers and
This one you can't see
This one had me scared to death,
But I guess I should be glad I'm not dead!!

He slaps the hands of a few fan's as he makes his way down the ramp, he takes the stairs one at a time then climbs to the outside turnbuckle, he stands on the second rope and once again throws his arms out to the side doing the crucifix pose again throwing his head back daring someone to knock him down.
Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, I am made of scars
Yes, I am made of scars
God, Don't you believe it

He hops over the turnbuckle in the same motion ripping the do rag off from around his face. He makes his way across the ring and goes to the other turn buckle he stands on the 2nd rope once more this time inside the ring leaning towards the fans he slaps his chest over his heart with his fist and the other hand rips the US Title off from around his waist and he holds it up high for all to see he then points out to the crowd and then to the title, yelling "For the people by the people". He hops down and twists in mid air and hands the title over to the ref as he stretches his arms on the ropes awaiting for the match to start.*
King: Price is on a mission. He wants to hurt Awesome and Mongo. Thats not cool. Not cool at all.
Cole: Hes a thug, through and through. And thats probably why Mueller chose him for his team.
*A ring master stands on a stage. There, behind him, total chaos in a circus setting. Funky music can be heard, as midgets and animals playing around. A man swollows a sword down his throat. Another man blows huge flames into the air. A Big thunderous voice can be heard from the big man on the center stage... making an announcement...
"Step Right up... Step right up Everyone..
Weither you're good or bad... Happy or Sad...
Weither you are an emotional wreck...
or a Blissful Speck in this black hole of an existence... we call life.
Step right up and witness something you will be soon to never forget...
Feast your eyes on the most ferocious fighter that has ever been created...
Built for you by the creator of life and death...
Built for you for you to fulfill the pleasures of pain and suffering...
Step right up... and take a look at the Future... Take a look at The Present...
Take a look.... at James Mueller..."
*White spotlights shoot up from the stage and white spotlights shoot from where the wreslters come out of the Xtreme Tron. Thundering can be heard around the arena as the crowd chants "Mueller", waiting for him to come out. It starts to rain black sparks over the white lights around the Xtreme Tron, and the sound of a helicopter can be heard flying by. The thunder continues as the crowd is restless waiting... Then the sound of someone rhythyming hitting the drum symbols over and over, as the crowd begins to clap to it. Then the intro begins to play on the guitar, one of the most famous intros of ALL time... The audience gets into it and then the drums begin to kick in and the crowd claps and bangs the walls and chairs to it. The crowd chants to it, "Thunder! Rah-rah-rah-rah-rah!" The lead singer begins to sing the lyrics as the crowd continues to wait... Immediately after he sings "send in the guns", the lights go out but the song continues. Then after he sings "you've been... thunderstruck" a big explosion goes off on the stage and standing in the smoke with a white lighting reflecting off of him from backstage.... James Mueller. He poses in the middle of the stage with his arms outstretched and his back to the ring. He then spins around and jerks his arm inwards. He walks down the ring and slaps a couple of hands and he then runs to the ring and slides in. He runs to the ropes and climbs onto the middle one and raises an arm to the crowd. He then gets off hte ropes and goes to a turnbuckle. He climbs it and taunts the crowd before jumping back off. He walks around the ring, tests the ropes a little, and waits for the bell to ring...
Cole: Here comes the leader. Muellers got everything to gain tonight!
King: He could be our new boss, thats kind of scary to think about.
The XHF logo appears on screen and Mr. Wrestling emerges from the entryway to some generic wrestling music. He walks down the rampway, not paying attention to any fans. He rolls into the ring and stares down his opponents.
Cole: As we saw at Triple X, this man may not say much, but hes vicious.
King: And he knows a heck of a lot of moves.
*The lights dim to a black and blue aura, cue the plucking of a guitar, and Serj Tankian's voice humming over the PA system.
SO I FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST ASS...HOLE!
Felt like the biggest asshole
when I killed your rock and roll
Mow down the sexy people
Rob Arnold runs out onto the stage to the sound of "Kill Rock 'N' Roll" By System Of A Down. He immediately recognizes the negative heat from the crowd and feeds from it, laughing at them. Smirking as per usual he moves onto the ramp. He pauses half way down and smiles. He then grabs the towel on his head and throws it to the floor, causing three white columns to fly up behind him.
Every time I look in your eyes, every day I'm watching you die
All the thoughts I see in you about how I
Rob walks on down towards the ring and then jogs the final few steps, and placing a knee on the apron. He pauses for another smirk, and then climbs in via the second rope and into the ring.
So I felt like the biggest asshole
(felt like the biggest asshole)
When I killed your rock n roll
(Mow down the sexy people)
Rob walks to a turnbuckle and climbs it, before raising his arms in the air with a smirk. He climbs down, and removes the coat, before moving into the corner of the ring.*
Cole: The European champ is here and ready to fight!
King: Hes pulled out the big win when it counts before, he could be the ace up Mongos sleave.
*The background noise slowly gives way to a to a cocky alternative guitar riff as Tick, Tick, Boom by The Hives begin to play over the P.A speakers. The lights in the arena fade to a complete darkness and soon a huge lightning bolt style pyro hits the entrance ramp with authority as the song breaks into its main riff and the lights in the arena blink between blue, white, and silver. And as soon as the smoke clears we finally see the man behind the show. Steve Awesome, dressed in a pair of black tights with a blue cross down the right leg and a red heart on the left with the anarchy A symbol in the middle of it and a wicked S that wraps around that. A blue sleeveless trench vest with the same heart symbol on his tights on the back of it and a pair of aviator sunglasses accompanies him to the ring. He stands on the ramp with his arms outstretched in a crucifix pose as a wind effect blows his black hair back.
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YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I was right along!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
You come tagging along

The blinking lights stop blinking as a spotlight engulfs the Awesome One as it follows him down to the ring. His trenchvest sparkling in the light as he heads to the ring.
Exhibit A
On a tray
What you say
Ends up thrown in your face
Exhibit B
What you see
Well thats me
Ill put you back in your place

Awesome struts down to the ring, not paying attention to the fans who are below him as he walks down to the ring, jawing about how good he is and how awesome he is as he points to his abs.
Yeah Ive done it before
And I can do it some more
So what you waiting for?
Yeah
I was right all along

Steve grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron, turning around and flashing that cocky smirk at all the fans in attendence, as they boo him with all the strength they can muster, but he just brushes it off. Not caring about them in the slightest. He steps into the ring and walks over to the middle and he kneels down on one knee.
You know Ive done it before
And I can do it some more
Ive got my eye on the score
Im gonna cut through the floor
Its too late
Its too soon
Or is it
Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Boom!!

He raises his arms up and flexes as silver pyro rain from the ceiling and after a few moments he picks up his title and stands up, heading over to the turnbuckle to explain one more time how much better he is then the people in the crowd, or any wrestlers who entered before him and are now standing on the outside of the ring.*
King: Steve Awesome joined the group just to get his hands on Price, but his skills can be very valuable to Mongo.
Cole: Thats probably why he let Awesome onto his team.
*The lights die down slowly, over the PA system the sound of hissing and rattling echoes throughout the arena. A chorus of drum beats and guitar strings thump out of the arena speakers, as Hoobastanks Out of Control drives into full motion.
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Pyros stream from the top of the arena and hit the stage causing a blinding light to cover the entrance way, before slowly dying down as a figure now stands at the entrance way, lightly jumping on the spot warming up before walking into the blinding mist of light. The light dies off completely as Snake lifts his head up from the lowered position it is in. the X*Crown Title wrapped around his waist. Snake slowly walks down to the ring area as he taunts the crowd pointing to his belt. He stops at the bottom of the rampway and looks around the arena before approaching the ring and climbing in through the middle rope and moves to the middle of the ring where he stands and unclips the X*Crown belt and lifts it in his hand as he stretches out his arms awaiting the applause he deserves, before moving to the corner of the ring and stretches awaiting the start of the match.*
King: The X*Crown champ and top dog of the XHF today.
Cole: This man can and will do anything to win, so Mongo made the right choice with him.
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks out accompanied by his bodyguard Mr. T under the large X above them. Mongo is wearing the Without Remorse Wrestling Federation Phoenix Championship around his waist. Mr. T goes up to the fans and lets them know just how much he pities them as he and Mongo make their way to the ring.*
Cole: Mongo looks ready. Though hes probably used to putting his company on the line, it seems to happen a lot.
King: Go Mongo! You can do it! I meanIm impartial.

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Xtraction 10-Man Elimination Tag Team Match
(Leader of the winning team gets control of the XHF)
Team Mueller (James Mueller, Magnus, Hardcore Harry, Price, & Matt Hicks) vs. Team Mongo (Mongo the Destroyer, Mr. Wrestling V, Steve Awesome, Rob Arnold & Snake)

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Both teams meet in their respective corners to talk strategy. The bell ring and Rob Arnold and Matt Hicks go to the center of the ring while the rest of the teams go onto the apron. Rob and Matt lock up and vie for position. Rob wins out with an arm drag. He gets up but Matt sweeps the legs with his arm, causing Rob to fall back. Matt gets up and goes for an elbow drop to the chest, but Rob rolls out of the way. Rob gets up and goes for a quick standing leg drop, but Matt moves out of the way. Matt gets up and goes for a kick to Robs head, but Rob lies back to dodge it and then kips up. Both men get in a fighting stance and stare each other down. The crowd applauds the athleticism from these two men. They circle the middle of the ring and then lock up. Matt goes for a standing switch to get behind Rob, but Rob elbows him in the side of the head to break free. Rob bounces into the ropes and comes back with a diving forearm. Rob gets up and gives a thumbs up to his team. He then grabs Matt by the head and pulls him up, but Matt hits him with an uppercut to stagger Rob. He then jumps up and hits a snap huricanrana. Hicks gets up and gives a thumbs up to his team. He then pulls Rob up and grabs him in a front-face neck lock. He pulls Rob to his corner and tags in Price. Price enters the ring as Matt holds onto Rob and Price kicks Rob in the ribs. The ref makes Hicks get out of the ring and Price pushes Rob into the corner. Mueller and Co. raise their hands to show the ref they arent touching Rob. Price delivers a vicious left handed knife edge chop to the chest of Rob that echoes through the arena. The crowd goes Woooo! Price tells the crowd to be quiet, then he does it again. Price goes for a third, but Rob ducks and gets out of the corner. Price turns around into a hard elbow then knocks him back into the corner. Rob then takes a cheap shot on Harry and Magnus and then backs away. Price charges out of the corner at Rob, but Rob side steps him and hits a drop toe hold. Rob bounces off the ropes as Price is up on all fours and Rob hits a low dropkick to the side of his head. Rob gets up and jumps to his corner to tag in Snake.
Cole: This match is pretty back and forth so far.
King: Well now the X*Crown champ is about to show everyone how its done!
Snake casually walks over to Price, whos starting to get up. Snake grabs him by the back of the head and Price surprises Snake with an elbow to the gut! Price grabs Snakes leg and trips him, then rolls him over into a single leg crab! Snake quickly squirms around and grabs the ropes. The ref makes Price let go at the count of four, but before Snake can get on his feet, Price meets him with a kick to the ribs. Then he stomps away on Snake until Snake rolls out of the ring to regain his composure. Snake paces around looking pissed. Price sits on the middle rope and pushes the top one up, offering Snake to come back in. Snake looks at him angrily and then walks around to the adjacent side of the ring and climbs in with his team next to him. Snake stares down Price, who tells him to bring it. Snake goes toward the center of the ring and Price raises the arm for a test of strength. Snake hesitantly walks up to Price and they lock one hand. Price raises the other hand and Snake starts to raise his, then pokes Price in the eye! Snake kicks Price in the gut and hits a DDT. Snake then gets on top of Price and delivers punches to his forehead. The ref makes Snake get off by the count of four. Snake pulls Price up and sends him to the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Price ducks and keeps running, then comes back and as Snake turns around, he gets a spear! Price covers Snake, 1, 2, kickout.
Cole: First pinfall attempt of the match!
King: You need more than that to take Snake out.
Price pulls Snake up and elbows him in the side of the face. He then locks Snake up for a suplex, but Snake blocks it. He then lifts Price up, but Price falls behind Snake and grabs him around the waist, then hits a german suplex. Price gets up and grabs Snakes legs for a Cloverleaf. But Snake grabs Prices head and rolls him up in a small package. 1, 2, kickout. Price and Snake get up and Snake knees Price in the gut and then whips him to a corner. He then stumbles over to his corner and tags in Mr. Wrestling V. Mr. Wrestling comes in and charges at Price in the corner and hits a clothesline. Price staggers out and Mr. Wrestling snapmares him down and then locks in a rear chinlock. Price is fighting it and pushes up off the mat. Mr. Wrestling tries to hold him down, but Price gets to one knee. Price then elbows Mr. Wrestling in the gut. Then again. Then a third time. Then Price is free and headbutts Mr. Wrestling. Mr. Wrestling staggers back and Price jumps to tag Magnus, but he moves out of the way, so Harry gets the tag. Harry looks at Magnus and Magnus shrugs. Harry enters the ring and hits Mr. Wrestling with a vicious haymaker. Harry drops a knee across the throat of the fallen Mr. Wrestling and chokes him for the four count. Harry pulls Mr. Wrestling up off the mat and grabs him by the throat. He lifts him for a chokeslam, but Mr. Wrestling reverses it into a tornado DDT. Harry gets up and Mr. Wrestling hits a running knee to the side of his head. Harry rolls out of the ring from the impact. Harry stands using the apron for help and Mr. Wrestling charges and hits a suicide dive on Harry! Mr. Wrestling gets up when Magnus runs off the apron with a somersault dive off the apron onto Mr. Wrestling!
King: What a cheap shot!
Cole: These guys are in it to win it!
Magnus gets up and celebrates, but Rob Arnold entered the ring and is now diving over the top rope and he comes down on a surprised Magnus with a diving cross body! Everyone starts to get up just in time to see Matt Hicks jumping off the top rope and hitting a cross body of his own, only onto everyone! But wait, now Steve Awesome is running up the other nearest turnbuckle. Once again, everyone is getting up, just in time to get a moonsault! Price immediately runs over and starts punching Steve. Snake rushes over to help his partner and hits Price. Mueller gets into the ring and bounces off the ropes, everyone is up to see Mueller jumping on top of them with a flipping plancha over the ropes to the floor! Everyone goes down like bowling pins! Mongo steps into the ring.
Cole: Oh no.
King: Dont do it Mongo!
Everyone starts to stir again and Mongo bounces off the ropes, then as hes coming to the side with all the wrestlers, they immediately scatter. Mongo stops short of the ropes and laughs. The referee is trying to get some order. He forces Mongo back out to the apron and some outside refs escort the teams to their corners. In the confusion, Mr. Wrestling takes advantage and hits Harry from behind with a forearm. He then throws Harry back into the ring. Mr. Wresting punches Harry a few times and then pulls him up. Mr. Wrestling puts Harry between his legs and lifts him for a piledriver, but Harry fights it and gets his feet back on the mat. He then back body drops Mr. Wrestling. Mr. Wrestling gets up and Harry grabs him and hits a T-bone suplex. Harry floats over and starts to hit Mr. Wrestling with some ultimate punches. Mr. Wrestling tries to get his arms up to block. The ref makes Harry get off. Harry pulls Mr. Wrestling up and whips him to the ropes. He grabs Mr. Wrestling in a powerslam and hooks the leg for a pin. 1, 2, kickout. Harry gets up and pulls Mr. Wrestling to his feet. Harry whips him into a corner, then charges in with a spear, but Mr. Wrestling leaps up and Harry goes between the second and third turnbuckle and hits the ring post with his shoulder! Mr. Wrestling reaches down and grabs Harrys legs and pulls them up into a boston crab on the turnbuckle! Harry screams in pain until the ref makes Mr. Wrestling break the hold. Mr. Wrestling lets go of Harry and then rolls down with a sunset flip. 1, 2, kickout! Mr. Wrestling pulls Harry to his feet, twists the arm, and then pulls him to his corner and tags in Steve Awesome. Steve climbs the turnbuckle and comes off with an axe handle to Harrys hurt shoulder. Harry staggers around in pain and Steve charges and hits a step up enziguri right into that shoulder again! Harry falls to a knee holding that shoulder. Steve runs off the ropes and then dropkicks the arm. He quickly covers. 1, 2, kickout. Steve grabs Harrys arm and stretches it out. He then jumps up and drops a knee to the shoulder. Harry rolls around holding his arm in pain.
King: Looks like Mongos team has a game plan for Harry now.
Cole: Muellers team looks antsy to get a tag.
Harry gets up and Steve charges and hits a single arm DDT using the hurt arm. Steve gets up and taunts Muellers team. He then turns and lifts Harry up. He hooks him for a suplex and tries to lift him, but Harry blocks. Harry lifts up Steve and drops him with a brainbuster! Harrys team are all stomping their feet, encouraging Harry to make the tag. Harry rolls to his stomach and crawls toward his corner. Steve rolls over and grabs Harrys leg. Harry kicks Steve in the face with his free foot. Steve rolls back holding his face and Harry edges foreward and tags in James Mueller! Steve is getting up and Mueller runs up from behind and hits a bulldog! He gets up and runs to the ropes, and comes back with a quick leg drop to Awesome. He covers for a 2 count. He pulls Steve up and locks him in a headlock. Steve hits a few elbows to the gut. Steve gets free and runs to the ropes, but Mueller grabs his hair on the way out and slams Steve down to the mat. The ref warms Mueller about the hair. Mueller brushes him off and pulls Steve to his feet again and throws him to the corner. Mueller runs into the corner and hits a high knee to Steves face. He keeps Steve in the corner and puts him on the top rope. He climbs up as well and sets up for a superplex. Steve punches Mueller a few times to get him off. Mueller falls off the turnbuckle and lands on his feet. Steve jumps at him, but Mueller ducks. Steve rolls through the landing and once on his feet, he dives toward his corner and tags in Mongo.
Cole: Oh boy!
King: The leaders are going to lock it up already!
Mongo slowly climbs into the ring and stares down Mueller. James doesnt front and just runs up at Mongo and strikes him with a few forearm shots to the head. James then grabs Mongo and whips him to the ropes, but Mongo reverses the whip and brings James into a clothesline! Mongo pulls James up and hits an open hand slap across Muellers chest. Mueller holds his chest in pain and falls to his knees. Mongo pulls Mueller up and lifts him up for a gorilla press. James fights out of it though and falls behind Mongo. He kicks Mongos thigh and then hits him across the back with an elbow. Mongo starts to turn as James runs to the ropes. Mongo turns around as Mueller springboards off the ropes and hits a Lionsault on Mongo, taking him down. Mueller stays on for the pin, 1, 2, kickout. Mongo gets up and Mueller stomps and kicks him as hes getting up. Mongo shoves Mueller away, but Mueller bounces off the ropes and hits Mongo with a dropkick that staggers him. Mueller bounces off the ropes and goes for another, but Mongo side steps it and swats Mueller away. Mueller gets up quicky and charges at Mongo and Mongo swings with a clothesline, but Mueller ducks. Mongo turns to see Mueller kicking at him, but Mongo grabs the leg. He throws it and spins Mueller around 360, then grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex! Mongo covers Mueller. 1, 2, shoulder up! Mongo pulls Mueller up, but before he can attack, Mueller hits a low dropkick to the knee. Mueller then dives to his corner and tags in the closest man, Matt Hicks. Hicks jumps to the top rope and jumps off with a diving dropkick to the chest of Mongo that knocks him down into a seated position. Hicks then bounces off the ropes and hits a dropkick to Mongos face. He covers, 1, 2, Mongo shoves Hicks off of him. Mongo rolls and gets on all fours. Matt runs at Mongo, jumps onto his back, and then jumps in the air with a standing moonsault onto the back of Mongo. Hicks gets up and runs off the ropes, but Mr. Wrestling kicks him in the back!
Cole: What a cheap shot!
King: Anything to win baby!
Matt turns around and clocks Mr. Wrestling and he falls off the apron. But Mongo is back up and charges at Matt with a clothesline. Matt ducks and Mongo bounces into the ropes, but holds on to the top to stop himself. Hicks bounces off the ropes and Mongo looks ready to grab him. But Hicks baseball slides between Mongo's legs and out of the ring. He opens his legs and they wrap around the neck of Mr. Wrestling, then Hicks hits a huricanrana out on the floor! Mr. Wrestling is down and Hicks gets up and celebrates the move. But wait, Mongo reaches over the ropes and grabs Hicks on both sides of his head and lifts him up onto the apron! Mongo then pulls Hicks backward a bit and hits a huge open hand slap on Hick's chest. Mongo then grabs him in a reverse headlock. He lifts Hicks up as if for a reverse suplex. Mongo turns around holding Hicks in the air, and delivers the Xtreme Drop! He covers. 1, 2, 3!
Eliminated : Matt Hicks
Cole: The first elimination of the match!
King: Things are looking good for Mongo!
Harry immediately rushes in and hits Mongo from the side. Harry then starts wailing away with punches. Mongo tries to push him away, but Harry stays on him like a rabbid dog. Mongo gets up and Harry hits him with knees to the gut. He then hits Mongo across the back with a forearm smash. Then he grabs Mongo for a DDT, but Mongo lifts him up and throws him off so Harry lands on his stomach. Mongo staggers back and tags in Rob Arnold. Rob Arnold springboards in and hits Harry with a clothesline. Rob then pulls Harry up and whips him into the corner. Rob charges in with a splash. Harry staggers out of the corner and Rob lifts him up onto his shoulders. He could be going for the Bristol Driver, But Mueller rushes in and spears Rob! Steve Awesome comes into the ring charging at Mueller and then Price rushes in to fight him. Suddenly it's chaos again and everyone is in the ring! The ref is trying to gain some order. Price and Awesome are trading blows and roll out of the ring. Mongo clotheslines Mueller out of the ring and follows him. Snake charges at Magnus and he leaves the ring, Snake follows suit chasing him. Left in the ring is Mr. Wrestling, Rob Arnold, and Hardcore Harry. Mr. Wrestling hits Harry with the Closure from out of nowhere! Rob and Mr. Wrestling stomp on Harry. Then they pull him up and Mr. Wrestling holds Harry while Rob runs to the ropes. Rob comes back with a spin wheel kick, but Harry breaks free and Rob clocks Mr. Wrestling! Rob gets up and turns around into some punches from Harry. Harry goes to give him a boot, but Rob side steps it and catches Harry's leg, then puts on the Icebreaker! Harry is screaming in pain, but the ref is distracted with the chaos around the ring. Mr. Wrestling gets up groggy and turns to Rob looking pissed. He pulls at Rob's shoulder and Rob turns around into a boot to the gut! Mr. Wrestling then hits the Eve of Destruction on Rob!
King: What the hell!?
Cole: Dissention in the ranks!
Mr. Wrestling gets up and Snake sees what happened, then goes for the ring, but Magnus grabs him from behind. Harry is up and closethlines Mr. Wrestling, then turns around and pins Rob. The ref notices. 1, 2, 3!
Eliminated: Rob Arnold
Snake elbows Magnus in the head and slides in the ring. Harry is up and Snake hits him with a shoulder block. Mr. Wrestling is getting up and Snake shoves him. Mr. Wrestling comes back into Snake's face. They argure for a bit, and then start trading blows! Mr. Wrestling starts to win out, but then Snake ducks a punch and gets under Mr. Wrestling and hits the Snake Bite! Snake gets up and Magnus grabs him by the foot and pulls him out of the ring. Harry rolls over on top of Mr. Wrestling. 1, 2, 3!
Eliminated: Mr. Wrestling V
Cole: Mongo's team is not on the same page!
King: Now there down 3 to 4!
Mongo gets into the ring as Harry stands. The outside Mongo charges and hits a big boot to Harry. He then pulls Harry up, but Harry hits him with an uppercut. Harry then hits Mongo with a knee to the gut. Then Harry grabs him for a gutwrench powerslam and amazingly lifts him! But the move sapped all of Harry's strength. Harry crawls to his corner and goes to tag in Magnus, but Magnus backs away. Harry then tags in Price. Price comes into the ring and starts wailing away on Mongo with punches. He then grabs Mongo's arm and puts on an arm lock. Snake runs in and kicks Price off of Mongo. Then leaves. Price helps Mongo get up and hits a chop. Then another. Then Price goes behind and tries to lift Mongo for a german, but he's too heavy. Mongo hits a back elbow to Price. Price staggers back, but then grabs Mongo from behind and jumps for the Pay Back, but Mongo grabs the nearest ropes and Price lands on his back. Price gets up and Mongo hits him with a haymaker punch. Price goes down like a sack of bricks. Mongo staggers over to his corner and tags in Steve Awesome. Steve comes in and hits Price with a cartwheel leg drop. Steve then makes a cover. 1, 2, kickout. Steve pulls Price up and then drops him with a scoop slam. Steve then goes to a corner and climbs up. He jumps off for a diving elbow, but Price rolls out of the way! Steve gets up and charges at Price, then Price hits a yakuza kick out of nowhere! Price stumbles back and grabs the ropes to keep himself up. Price then charges at Steve when he gets up again and Price gets close and hits an STO! Price then grabs Steve and puts him in the Muat Lock! He pulls viciously and Snake runs in and stomps on Price. Mueller charges in and hits Snake with a spear! Mongo comes in and hits Mueller with a power clothesline. Then Harry charges in with punches to Mongo Mongo and Harry trade blows back and forth. At neary the same time, Mueller hits Mongo with a Mueller kick and Awesome hits Harry with the Jaw Breaker! Snake grabs Mueller from behind and hits the Snake Bite! Then Price hits Steve with the Pay Back! Before he can take advantage, Snake kicks Price. Price gets up and he and Snake trade blows, then both bounce off the ropes and hit each other with clotheslines! Everyone is down! Except for...Magnus! He's still on the apron! Magnus runs into the ring and pulls Price to his corner. Then he goes to the apron, tags himself in and climbs in! Magnus looks hyped and ready to fight.
Cole: This is the first time Magnus has been tagged in! He's a fresh man!
King: So that was his plan! Everyone else is exhausted!
Magnus grabs Snake and whips him to a corner. He then charges in and hits him with a splash. He then turns to see Mongo pulling himself up in a corner and he charges and gives him a splash! Steve Awesome is getting up and Magnus runs over and grabs him for the Magnum Cutter, but Steve shoves him away toward Snake and Snake kicks Magnus in the gut, then lifts him and hits a DVD! Magnus gets up holding his back in pain and Mongo grabs him by the neck and hits a chokeslam! Steve pulls Magnus up and hits the StevieDDT! He rolls Magnus over. 1, 2, 3!
Eliminated: Magnus
King: Well, that plan didn't work out to well.
Cole: There goes the VP.
Steve gets up and starts to lay punches into Mueller. He pulls Mueller up and whips him to Mongo's corner. Steve then tags Snake. Snake climbs in and hits Mueller a few times with chops. Snake then lifts Mueller up and goes up top as well. He sets Mueller up for a superplex, and delivers! Both men are on the mat for a bit, then Snake rolls over and puts an arm over Mueller. 1, 2, shoulder up! Snake looks agitated. He hits a few shots to the head of Mueller. Snake then pulls him up and starts to set up for the Snake Drop, but Mueller pushes Snake away. Snake bounces into the ropes and Mueller delivers a back body drop. Snake sits up holding his back in pain and Mueller hits a dropkick to his head. Mueller makes a cover. 1, 2, kickout. Mueller pulls Snake up off the mat and whips him to a neutral corner. He then charges in and hits him with a back elbow. He then puts Snake up on the top rope and starts to set him up for the New Shit. But Snake punches at Mueller's side and then gets free enough to roll over Mueller with a sunset flip. 1, Mueller keeps the momentum going and rolls out of the pin, but holds onto Snake's legs and has him held for the start of the Walls of Mueller! Mueller turns Snake over and applies it! Snake is screaming in pain. Snake reaches around looking for a way out. He grabs onto Mueller's leg and pulls with all his might, tripping Mueller. He then sits up holding Mueller's legs, twists them, and has the Snakeshooter on Mueller! Mueller is scrambling around reaching for the ropes. He uses his leg strength to roll Snake over a bit and tuck under. Snake bends down to try and get more leverage, but Mueller grabs him and rolls him up in a small package. He grabs the tights! 1, 2, 3!
Eliminated: Snake
Cole: The X*Crown champ is out!
King: Mueller's doing anything to win!
Mueller gets up to get rushed by Steve Awesome. Steve hits Mueller with a few kicks. Then rolls him up with an Oklahoma roll. 1, 2, kickout. Mueller gets up and goes to knee Steve, but he jumps over and rolls Mueller up with a schoolboy. 1, 2, kickout. Mueller gets up looking angry and charges at Awesome, who grabs him and rolls him up in a small package. 1, 2, kickout! Mueller gets up looking really angry and Awesome punches him a few times, then goes around and grabs him for a backslide, but Mueller gets an arm free, turns around, and clotheslines Awesome to the mat! Mueller then goes to his corner and tags in Price. Price comes in and charges into Steve with a kitchen sink. Steve is on the mat holding his stomach and Price delivers a knee drop. Price then stomps the joints of Steve. He then grabs his legs for a cloverlief, but Steve punches at Price's face to get him off. Steve then gets up and Price is back on the attach with some elbows to the head. Steve kicks Price away. Steve then charges and hits Price with the Heart Attack! Both men are down for a few seconds. Steve rolls over and crawls on top of Price. 1, 2, kickout! Steve can't believe it! Steve and Price slowly get to there feet. Steve lifts Price up onto his shoulders, but Price falls off and Steve turns around to a boot, then gets grabbed and slammed with the Perfect Tribute! 1, 2, kickout! Price can't believe it! Price looks pissed. Price rolls out of the ring and shoves the timekeeper. He takes the man's chair and gets back into the ring. The ref is yelling at Price to stop, but Price just shoves him away. Steve gets up and Price smacks him over the head with the chair! The ref disqualifies Price!
Eliminated: Price
Cole: What the hell!? Price just eliminated himself.
Price then turns and hits Mongo over the head with the chair and he falls off the apron. Price then goes back to the downed Awesome and hits him repeatedly across the back with the chair. It takes a few refs to come out and get Price off and away from Steve. Price smirks as he's escorted to the back. Harry enters the ring and covers Steve. 1, 2, 3!
Eliminated: Steve Awesome
King: Now we see Price did it for his team.
Cole: Mongo is one man away from losing the XHF! And he is that man!
Mongo slowly gets up from the floor outside. As his head raises over the apron, we see he's busted open. Mongo slowly gets up onto the apron and climbs into the ring. Harry is back in his corner with Mueller, looking on at the bloodied current owner of the XHF. Mongo reaches up to his head and then sees the blood on his hand. This seems to innvigorate Mongo and he charges at Harry and hits him with a few fists. He then turns and clocks Mueller. He then turns back to Harry and hits a knee to the gut. He then grabs Harry and hits a suplex. Mongo pins, 1, 2, kickout. Mongo pulls Harry up and lifts him up over his shoulder, looking for the Xtreme Bomb, but Mueller runs in and dropkicks Mongo, making him drop Harry. Mongo then runs after Mueller who slides out of the ring. Harry comes from behind and hits Mongo in the back of the head with a clothesline. Mongo falls into the corner and Mueller gets on the apron. Harry tags him in. Both men get behind Mongo, trapped in the corner looking out to the crowd, and grab him. Somehow, both men lift Mongo up onto the top turnbuckle! They then pull him backward into a tree of woe. Mueller and Harry both then climb the ropes and each put a foot between Mongo's legs, applying the Ball Breaker! The ref counts to four before they get off. Harry gets out of the ring and Mueller starts punching Mongo in the head. Once again, he must get off at four. Mongo falls out of the corner. Mueller then pulls on the leg of Mongo, trying to get him away from the ropes. He doesn't really do much, but decides to grab Mongo's legs and apply a version of the Walls of Mueller. Mongo though easily grabs the ropes. Once again, Mueller breaks at the count of four, doing some damage. Mueller backs away from the corner and awaits Mongo to stand up. Mongo slowly gets up and turns to see Mueller charge at him. Mueller jumps at him with a forearm to the face, but Mongo grabs him and hits a big spinebuster! Mongo rolls on top of Mueller. 1, 2, shoulder up! Mongo and Mueller slowly get to their feet. Mueller hits Mongo with a punch. Mongo hits Mueller with one back. Mueller hits Mongo with another. Another from Mongo. Another from Mueller. Mueller then grabs Mongo and whips him into his corner again. Mueller charges in and jumps up for a monkey flip, but Mongo moves and Muller lands betweein the top and middle turnbuckles! Mongo staggers and then charges at the corner, but changes course and hits Harry with a shoulder block, sending him off the apron into the gaurd rail! Mongo then elbows Mueller in the back of the head, then lifts him up onto his shoulders, and tosses him across the ring with the Xtreme Bomb! Mongo charges over and jumps onto the chest of Mueller with the Earthquake Squash! 1, 2, 3!
Eliminated: James Mueller
King: The president's been eliminated!
Cole: All his hopes and dreams lie on Hardcore Harry!
Harry gets up off the floor and rolls into the ring. Mongo comes over and clubs him across the back. He then grabs Harry and lifts him for a powerbomb, but Harry hits Mongo in the head with a few punches. Mongo falls back and Harry hits him a few more times. Harry then pulls Mongo up and hooks him for the Resolution, and hits it! He covers. One! Two! Th-- kickout! Harry gets up in shock. Harry punches Mongo a few more times, then covers him again. One! Two! Kickout! Harry gets up frustrated and pulls Mongo up. He puts Mongo between his legs and tries to lift him for the Punchline, but Mongo back body drops Harry instead! Mongo bounces off the ropes and comes back and hits the Xtreme Leg Drop! He covers. One! Two! Kickout! Mongo gets up and pulls Harry up off the mat. He lifts him up with a suplex, but then hits the Xtreme Driver! Mongo sits back to catch his breath, then rolls over on top of Harry. One! Mueller puts Harry's leg on the ropes! Two! The ref sees the foot.
Cole: Why hasn't Mueller left!
King: The company is riding on this, why wouldn't he?
Mongo gets up frustrated and arguing with the ref. Mueller slides some brass knuckles to Harry and then climbs on the apron. Mongo charges and swings at Mueller, but Mueller jumps off the apron to dodge the move. Mongo then turns to the downed Harry, who put on the knucks, and starts to pull him up off the mat. Harry goes to swing at Mongo, but Mongo blocks the punch. Mongo hits Harry with a knee, then he bounces into the ropes, but Mueller grabs his foot. Mongo turns around and yells at Mueller. Mueller jumps back up on the apron to keep Mongo distracted. Harry charges at Mongo from behind, but Mongo moves and Harry hits Mueller with the brass knuckles! Mueller falls of the apron in a heap. The ref looks out through the ropes to check on Mueller and Harry turns around to get a kick in the groin! Mongo then pulls him in, lifts him over his head, and throws Harry down with the Xtreme Edge! Mongo hooks the leg, the ref turns back around. One! Two! Three!
Eliminated: Hardcore Harry
Overall Winner and STILL owner of the XHF: Mongo the Destroyer!
King: Yeah Mongo! I knew you could do it!
Cole: You can put away that Go Mueller flag you had just in case.
King: Thanks...I mean, what flag?
Cole: Mongo will still be running the XHF folks!
Mongo gets up with some help from the ref and gets his hand raised. Mueller gets up holding his head in pain. He looks at Harry with a look of disdain and then walks away. Mongo realizing the match is over now has a smile on his face. In the Hall of the Mountain King hits the P.A. and Mongo celebrates the win! He goes outside and high fives King and Cole and then the fans as the show fades to a close.