Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 4, 2017 17:59:34 GMT -5
The scene opens in on Commissioner Kanyon's office. Kanyon is doing paperwork. Mr. Wrestling V stands behind him. Obsidian is looking at Mr. Wrestling V. He pokes him in the shoulder. Mr. Wrestling quickly looks at Obsidian and he backs away.
: AH! I thought he wasn't allowed to move!
: He's not a British guard.
: Well, who the hell is he?
: He doesn't want people to know yet.
: Well, I want to know. Come on.
: No.
: Come on.
: No.
: At least give me a hint.
: I can have him show you...with his fists.
: No thanks. But you should have him fight! That would be cool. He should do stuff. Give us more hints.
: Nah, he doesn't need to. Unless he wants. You want to fight tonight?
Kanyon looks at Mr. Wrestling V. Mr. Wrestling looks up and stroks his chin contemplating. Then he nods his head.
: All right then, lets do it. We'll find someone.
: Yay!
Kanyon starts making some calls as we cut to the intro.
Back from the intro, a skinny young lad stands in the ring.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, in the ring is Dan Jordan! And his opponent...Mr. Wrestling Five!
Generic music plays and Mr. Wrestling V emerges from the entryway. He walks down to the ring looking determined. He climbs in.
Cole: It's Mr. Wrestling again! Who is this man!?
King: He's dangerous is who he is.
Dan Jordan vs. Mr. Wrestling V
The bell rings and both men lock up. Mr. Wrestling hits an arm drag. Dan gets up in the corner and Mr. Wrestling charges in with an avalanche splash that crushes him in the corner. Mr. Wrestling then hits a back suplex. Mr. Wrestling grabs Dan's legs and sets him up for the Scorpion-lock! Dan screams in pain and is about to tap, but Mr. Wrestling lets go.
Cole: He had this kid beat already, why'd he let him go?
King: Sending a message.
Mr. Wrestling pulls Dan by his legs away from the ropes. He pulls him to his feet and then hits him with a forearm that sends him back down. Mr. Wrestling lifts the kid up off the mat again and grabs him by the head, then he hits the Painkiller! Mr. Wrestling stomps on Dan. Dan starts to get up on his hands and knees. Mr. Wrestling grabs him by the waist and lifts him up. He grabs his arms and hits an X-plex! 1! 2! Mr. Wrestling lets go of Dan! He stands up and Dan is lifeless. The ref is admonishing Mr. Wrestling. Mr. Wrestling waves him off and lifts up Dan and puts him on his shoulders. He looks around to the crowd with Dan lifeless on his shoulders. He then throws him over with the One of a Kind! Mr. Wrestling rolls Dan over and covers him. 1! 2! 3!
Winner: Mr. Wrestling V
King: What a great and decisive victory!
Cole: That was just a massacre! And for what!?
King: To show who's got Commissioner Kanyon's back.
*The camera opens in Mongo the Destroyers big glass office (not to be confused with Muellers, which is in the heart of the building as opposed to the top). Mongo stands in front of a small group of people. Specifically speaking he is with Bongo, Congo, Bonnie, King Kongo, Cobra Commander, Destruction, Joey Hawke, Mr. T, Mini Man-Go, Optimus Prime, and Whitey.*
Alright Mongo, I think thats all of us, why did you call us here?
Well you see, I called this emergency meeting because.
*A hush falls across the group.*
Ok, I didnt really think that far ahead.
So wheres every body else?
Huh?
Isnt this a company-wide meeting?
No, this is only a meeting of the people I can trust in this world
Dude, Cobra Commander is here
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Youre evil!
Guys, guys, calm down. Mueller has tried to take over my company and I need all the help I can from my friends to g-
Wait, is this all your friends?
Yes
All of them?
Yeah
You mean you dont have any others?
Im not your friend!
No, I dont have any more friends. Now as I was say-
Seriously? Dont you like socialize outside of the company?
Not really
What about in the company, because seriously, this is sort of a pathetic group
No, I dont really socialize within the company either
Then um.what do you do all day?
I work for a living jackass
Its no wonder he doesnt have many friends
Im not your friend damnit!
*Mongos getting visibly fed up. Bonnie sees this and jumps into action, she climbs onto Mongos desk and literally rips her shirt off, revealing a very attractive bra.*
Eyes up here boys! Alright then! Currently the company has been infiltrated by a man whos probably more crazy than Mongo. I am talking about James Mueller. Now Mongos gonna need all the help he can to convince the rest of the company that he is in fact still the owner. So what were asking is for us to form a coalition to remind everyone just whos in charge! Whos with me!?
*Bongo is speechless as he drools a little. Cobra Commander raises his hand.*
Um, what if one of us is already affiliated with the Nazi party, is that going to be a problem?
No, I looked it up, you can be in both
Alright, cool
*Optimus Prime leans in close to Cobra Commander*
Thanks man
No problem
Meooooow
Man, you too?
ReeoooooooooIhateooooojews
Wow, that is really messed up
*Bongo is still fixated on Bonnies chest.*
Boobies.
*Mongo looks dissatisfied.*
Um, Bonnie, you can put your shirt back on
Oh sorry Mongo, but Im just so darn worked up right now. I mean Ive got my shirt off, youre here, were doing the right thin- EVERYBODY OFF THE FLOOR! IVE GOT SOMETHING TO DO!
*Everyone quickly takes off, including Mongo. Bonnie has to jump off the desk and stop him from leaving as she looks deep into his eyes.*
You and me, weve got something to do
*Suddenly it clicks in Mongos head.*
Oh yeah, thats right, were the only two who actually work around here
*And suddenly the energy and thrill is drained from Bonnie.*
yeah.yeah.
*She heads back to her desk as you can visibly see her mouth the f-word. Mongo goes back to paperwork as the camera fades out.*
The background noise slowly gives way to a to a cocky alternative guitar riff as Tick, Tick, Boom by The Hives begin to play over the P.A speakers. The lights in the arena fade to a complete darkness and soon a huge lightning bolt style pyro hits the entrance ramp with authority as the song breaks into its main riff and the lights in the arena blink between blue, white, and silver. And as soon as the smoke clears we finally see the man behind the show. Steve Awesome, dressed in a pair of black tights with a blue cross down the right leg and a red heart on the left with the anarchy A symbol in the middle of it and a wicked S that wraps around that. A blue sleeveless trench vest with the same heart symbol on his tights on the back of it and a pair of aviator sunglasses accompanies him to the ring. He stands on the ramp with his arms outstretched in a crucifix pose as a wind effect blows his black hair back.
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I was right along!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
You come tagging along
The blinking lights stop blinking as a spotlight engulfs the Awesome One as it follows him down to the ring. His trenchvest sparkling in the light as he heads to the ring.
Exhibit A
On a tray
What you say
Ends up thrown in your face
Exhibit B
What you see
Well thats me
Ill put you back in your place
Awesome struts down to the ring, not paying attention to the fans who are below him as he walks down to the ring, jawing about how good he is and how awesome he is as he points to his abs.
Yeah Ive done it before
And I can do it some more
So what you waiting for?
Yeah
I was right all along
Steve grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron, turning around and flashing that cocky smirk at all the fans in attendence, as they boo him with all the strength they can muster, but he just brushes it off. Not caring about them in the slightest. He steps into the ring and walks over to the middle and he kneels down on one knee.
You know Ive done it before
And I can do it some more
Ive got my eye on the score
Im gonna cut through the floor
Its too late
Its too soon
Or is it
Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Boom!!
He raises his arms up and flexes as silver pyro rain from the ceiling and after a few moments he picks up his title and stands up, heading over to the turnbuckle to explain one more time how much better he is then the people in the crowd, or any wrestlers who entered before him and are now standing on the outside of the ring.
Cole:: The former U.S. champ is out looking to get rid of some aggression.
King:: I do not envy Homer Cyde tonight.
As we watch, an American flag, proudly fluttering in the wind hits the screen, at the same time as Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' rips from out of the PA. Homer Cyde jogs out from the back.
Homer is wearing a classic all-in one wrestling suit. On one side, we see the Stripes, on the other side the Stars. The rest of the suit is a very dark blue. This look is repeated in his wrestling boots, one blue with Stars, one blue with stripes.
Moving his head from side to side, in a last warm up exercise, Homer makes his way, quickly but also steadily, down to the ring.
King:: Homer Cyde has a big challenge tonight.
Cole:: This is a big night for him.
Steve Awesome vs. Homer Cyde
The two men circle around aeach other staring deeply waiting for the other to move, they both lock up and Steve Awesome floats behind Homer Cyde who grabs one of Awesomes arms and pulls him down flipping him onto his back, Cyde grabs Awesome in a headlock on the ground, Awesome scissors Cydes head who rolls over and flips his body onto Awesome into a pin 1...2 Awesome pushes up bridging up off the ground as both men get to their feet, the stare at each other and lock up again Cyde gets Awesome into an armbar, Awesome rolls forward and nips up spinning Cydes hand off him reversing the armbar, Cyde slaps his shoulder and goes to roll out of it but Awesome pushes him down so Cyde headbutts the ground, Cyde lays on his stomach holding his face with his free hand as Awesome leans over with a japanese armbar
Cole:: Painful submission by Awesome
King:: HEHE Cyde headbutted the mat
Cyde pushes up and rolls sideways pulling Awesome over into a pin 1..2....Awesome rolls back out of it and goes for a low dropkick and connects, Awesome kneels down and grabs a handfull of hair pulling Cyde up, Cyde slaps Awesomes hands away and hits some hard forearms to Awesomes head, he pushes Awesome into the ropes and goes for an irish whip, Awesome reverses Cyde into the ropes, Cyde comes back and hits a clothesline sending Awesome flying under the bottom rope to the floor, Cyde taunts to the crowd in the corner as Awesome slides back in and hits a dropkick to the back of his head sending Cydes face into the top turnbuckle
Cole:: Ouch! the pain
King:: Well thats what he gets for showing off.
Awesome pulls Cyde up and pushes him into the corner, he hits a knife edge chop that echos through the arena making the crowd "wooo", Cyde fights back and starts hitting forearms again, he leans back on the top rope and mule kicks Awesome back, as Cyde runs at Steve Awesome he ducks down and hits a devestating spinebuster. Awesome rolls over for the pin 1...2... Cyde gets a shoulder up. Awesome gets up and measures Cyde up for something he stands in the corner telling Cyde to get up, as Cyde gets to his feet Awesome goes for a spinning neck breaker, Cyde spins out of it and goes for a backslide pin, Awesome jumps and flips himself back landing on his feet but Cyde jumps up and hits a dropkick, both men stay down breathing hard, they crawl to their knees and suddenly run at each other hitting a double clothesline landing hard
Cole:: Double clothesline!
Cyde rolls to one apron as Awesome rolls over and opposite side, they both stare at each other and grab the top rope to stand. They charge at each other and hit double clotheslines again! This time landing in a heap in the middle of the ring, Awesome crawls over and drapes an arm over Cyde who kicks out at a two. Awesome can't beleive it as he looks as if he's going to pull his hair out. He pulls Cyde to his feet but Cyde pulls Awesome down into a small package! 1....2....Awesomes foot is on the ropes but the referee doesn't see it 3!. Homer Cyde slides out of the ring celebrating as Steve Awesome gets up infuriated, he grabs the referee and starts screaming at him pointing at the ropes, another referee comes down and explains what happened to the first referee who nods
King:: What?...whats happening?
Cole:: I thought Cyde won
Announcer:: Steve Awesomes foot was on the ropes so the match will continue
Cyde shakes his head and slides back in the ring, Awesome attacks Cyde as he gets in hitting hard forarms to the back of Cyde, he stomps him down and pushes the referee back continuing the onslaught, he pulls Cyde up who slaps Awesomes hands away and kicks him in the stomach, then lifts him on his shoulders for the Wakuesha, Awesome somehow gets out of it and falls behind Cyde. He grabs Cyde in a full nelson and drops him with the StevieDDT! He goes for the pin 1...2...3
Winner Steve Awesome
King: What a win for Steve Awesome!
Cole: He's back on track it seems!
Steve raises his arms in the air to celebrate his win as the show fades to a close.
: AH! I thought he wasn't allowed to move!
: He's not a British guard.
: Well, who the hell is he?
: He doesn't want people to know yet.
: Well, I want to know. Come on.
: No.
: Come on.
: No.
: At least give me a hint.
: I can have him show you...with his fists.
: No thanks. But you should have him fight! That would be cool. He should do stuff. Give us more hints.
: Nah, he doesn't need to. Unless he wants. You want to fight tonight?
Kanyon looks at Mr. Wrestling V. Mr. Wrestling looks up and stroks his chin contemplating. Then he nods his head.
: All right then, lets do it. We'll find someone.
: Yay!
Kanyon starts making some calls as we cut to the intro.
Back from the intro, a skinny young lad stands in the ring.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, in the ring is Dan Jordan! And his opponent...Mr. Wrestling Five!
Generic music plays and Mr. Wrestling V emerges from the entryway. He walks down to the ring looking determined. He climbs in.
Cole: It's Mr. Wrestling again! Who is this man!?
King: He's dangerous is who he is.
Dan Jordan vs. Mr. Wrestling V
The bell rings and both men lock up. Mr. Wrestling hits an arm drag. Dan gets up in the corner and Mr. Wrestling charges in with an avalanche splash that crushes him in the corner. Mr. Wrestling then hits a back suplex. Mr. Wrestling grabs Dan's legs and sets him up for the Scorpion-lock! Dan screams in pain and is about to tap, but Mr. Wrestling lets go.
Cole: He had this kid beat already, why'd he let him go?
King: Sending a message.
Mr. Wrestling pulls Dan by his legs away from the ropes. He pulls him to his feet and then hits him with a forearm that sends him back down. Mr. Wrestling lifts the kid up off the mat again and grabs him by the head, then he hits the Painkiller! Mr. Wrestling stomps on Dan. Dan starts to get up on his hands and knees. Mr. Wrestling grabs him by the waist and lifts him up. He grabs his arms and hits an X-plex! 1! 2! Mr. Wrestling lets go of Dan! He stands up and Dan is lifeless. The ref is admonishing Mr. Wrestling. Mr. Wrestling waves him off and lifts up Dan and puts him on his shoulders. He looks around to the crowd with Dan lifeless on his shoulders. He then throws him over with the One of a Kind! Mr. Wrestling rolls Dan over and covers him. 1! 2! 3!
Winner: Mr. Wrestling V
King: What a great and decisive victory!
Cole: That was just a massacre! And for what!?
King: To show who's got Commissioner Kanyon's back.
*The camera opens in Mongo the Destroyers big glass office (not to be confused with Muellers, which is in the heart of the building as opposed to the top). Mongo stands in front of a small group of people. Specifically speaking he is with Bongo, Congo, Bonnie, King Kongo, Cobra Commander, Destruction, Joey Hawke, Mr. T, Mini Man-Go, Optimus Prime, and Whitey.*
Alright Mongo, I think thats all of us, why did you call us here?
Well you see, I called this emergency meeting because.
*A hush falls across the group.*
Ok, I didnt really think that far ahead.
So wheres every body else?
Huh?
Isnt this a company-wide meeting?
No, this is only a meeting of the people I can trust in this world
Dude, Cobra Commander is here
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Youre evil!
Guys, guys, calm down. Mueller has tried to take over my company and I need all the help I can from my friends to g-
Wait, is this all your friends?
Yes
All of them?
Yeah
You mean you dont have any others?
Im not your friend!
No, I dont have any more friends. Now as I was say-
Seriously? Dont you like socialize outside of the company?
Not really
What about in the company, because seriously, this is sort of a pathetic group
No, I dont really socialize within the company either
Then um.what do you do all day?
I work for a living jackass
Its no wonder he doesnt have many friends
Im not your friend damnit!
*Mongos getting visibly fed up. Bonnie sees this and jumps into action, she climbs onto Mongos desk and literally rips her shirt off, revealing a very attractive bra.*
Eyes up here boys! Alright then! Currently the company has been infiltrated by a man whos probably more crazy than Mongo. I am talking about James Mueller. Now Mongos gonna need all the help he can to convince the rest of the company that he is in fact still the owner. So what were asking is for us to form a coalition to remind everyone just whos in charge! Whos with me!?
*Bongo is speechless as he drools a little. Cobra Commander raises his hand.*
Um, what if one of us is already affiliated with the Nazi party, is that going to be a problem?
No, I looked it up, you can be in both
Alright, cool
*Optimus Prime leans in close to Cobra Commander*
Thanks man
No problem
Meooooow
Man, you too?
ReeoooooooooIhateooooojews
Wow, that is really messed up
*Bongo is still fixated on Bonnies chest.*
Boobies.
*Mongo looks dissatisfied.*
Um, Bonnie, you can put your shirt back on
Oh sorry Mongo, but Im just so darn worked up right now. I mean Ive got my shirt off, youre here, were doing the right thin- EVERYBODY OFF THE FLOOR! IVE GOT SOMETHING TO DO!
*Everyone quickly takes off, including Mongo. Bonnie has to jump off the desk and stop him from leaving as she looks deep into his eyes.*
You and me, weve got something to do
*Suddenly it clicks in Mongos head.*
Oh yeah, thats right, were the only two who actually work around here
*And suddenly the energy and thrill is drained from Bonnie.*
yeah.yeah.
*She heads back to her desk as you can visibly see her mouth the f-word. Mongo goes back to paperwork as the camera fades out.*
The background noise slowly gives way to a to a cocky alternative guitar riff as Tick, Tick, Boom by The Hives begin to play over the P.A speakers. The lights in the arena fade to a complete darkness and soon a huge lightning bolt style pyro hits the entrance ramp with authority as the song breaks into its main riff and the lights in the arena blink between blue, white, and silver. And as soon as the smoke clears we finally see the man behind the show. Steve Awesome, dressed in a pair of black tights with a blue cross down the right leg and a red heart on the left with the anarchy A symbol in the middle of it and a wicked S that wraps around that. A blue sleeveless trench vest with the same heart symbol on his tights on the back of it and a pair of aviator sunglasses accompanies him to the ring. He stands on the ramp with his arms outstretched in a crucifix pose as a wind effect blows his black hair back.
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I was right along!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
You come tagging along
The blinking lights stop blinking as a spotlight engulfs the Awesome One as it follows him down to the ring. His trenchvest sparkling in the light as he heads to the ring.
Exhibit A
On a tray
What you say
Ends up thrown in your face
Exhibit B
What you see
Well thats me
Ill put you back in your place
Awesome struts down to the ring, not paying attention to the fans who are below him as he walks down to the ring, jawing about how good he is and how awesome he is as he points to his abs.
Yeah Ive done it before
And I can do it some more
So what you waiting for?
Yeah
I was right all along
Steve grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron, turning around and flashing that cocky smirk at all the fans in attendence, as they boo him with all the strength they can muster, but he just brushes it off. Not caring about them in the slightest. He steps into the ring and walks over to the middle and he kneels down on one knee.
You know Ive done it before
And I can do it some more
Ive got my eye on the score
Im gonna cut through the floor
Its too late
Its too soon
Or is it
Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Boom!!
He raises his arms up and flexes as silver pyro rain from the ceiling and after a few moments he picks up his title and stands up, heading over to the turnbuckle to explain one more time how much better he is then the people in the crowd, or any wrestlers who entered before him and are now standing on the outside of the ring.
Cole:: The former U.S. champ is out looking to get rid of some aggression.
King:: I do not envy Homer Cyde tonight.
As we watch, an American flag, proudly fluttering in the wind hits the screen, at the same time as Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' rips from out of the PA. Homer Cyde jogs out from the back.
Homer is wearing a classic all-in one wrestling suit. On one side, we see the Stripes, on the other side the Stars. The rest of the suit is a very dark blue. This look is repeated in his wrestling boots, one blue with Stars, one blue with stripes.
Moving his head from side to side, in a last warm up exercise, Homer makes his way, quickly but also steadily, down to the ring.
King:: Homer Cyde has a big challenge tonight.
Cole:: This is a big night for him.
Steve Awesome vs. Homer Cyde
The two men circle around aeach other staring deeply waiting for the other to move, they both lock up and Steve Awesome floats behind Homer Cyde who grabs one of Awesomes arms and pulls him down flipping him onto his back, Cyde grabs Awesome in a headlock on the ground, Awesome scissors Cydes head who rolls over and flips his body onto Awesome into a pin 1...2 Awesome pushes up bridging up off the ground as both men get to their feet, the stare at each other and lock up again Cyde gets Awesome into an armbar, Awesome rolls forward and nips up spinning Cydes hand off him reversing the armbar, Cyde slaps his shoulder and goes to roll out of it but Awesome pushes him down so Cyde headbutts the ground, Cyde lays on his stomach holding his face with his free hand as Awesome leans over with a japanese armbar
Cole:: Painful submission by Awesome
King:: HEHE Cyde headbutted the mat
Cyde pushes up and rolls sideways pulling Awesome over into a pin 1..2....Awesome rolls back out of it and goes for a low dropkick and connects, Awesome kneels down and grabs a handfull of hair pulling Cyde up, Cyde slaps Awesomes hands away and hits some hard forearms to Awesomes head, he pushes Awesome into the ropes and goes for an irish whip, Awesome reverses Cyde into the ropes, Cyde comes back and hits a clothesline sending Awesome flying under the bottom rope to the floor, Cyde taunts to the crowd in the corner as Awesome slides back in and hits a dropkick to the back of his head sending Cydes face into the top turnbuckle
Cole:: Ouch! the pain
King:: Well thats what he gets for showing off.
Awesome pulls Cyde up and pushes him into the corner, he hits a knife edge chop that echos through the arena making the crowd "wooo", Cyde fights back and starts hitting forearms again, he leans back on the top rope and mule kicks Awesome back, as Cyde runs at Steve Awesome he ducks down and hits a devestating spinebuster. Awesome rolls over for the pin 1...2... Cyde gets a shoulder up. Awesome gets up and measures Cyde up for something he stands in the corner telling Cyde to get up, as Cyde gets to his feet Awesome goes for a spinning neck breaker, Cyde spins out of it and goes for a backslide pin, Awesome jumps and flips himself back landing on his feet but Cyde jumps up and hits a dropkick, both men stay down breathing hard, they crawl to their knees and suddenly run at each other hitting a double clothesline landing hard
Cole:: Double clothesline!
Cyde rolls to one apron as Awesome rolls over and opposite side, they both stare at each other and grab the top rope to stand. They charge at each other and hit double clotheslines again! This time landing in a heap in the middle of the ring, Awesome crawls over and drapes an arm over Cyde who kicks out at a two. Awesome can't beleive it as he looks as if he's going to pull his hair out. He pulls Cyde to his feet but Cyde pulls Awesome down into a small package! 1....2....Awesomes foot is on the ropes but the referee doesn't see it 3!. Homer Cyde slides out of the ring celebrating as Steve Awesome gets up infuriated, he grabs the referee and starts screaming at him pointing at the ropes, another referee comes down and explains what happened to the first referee who nods
King:: What?...whats happening?
Cole:: I thought Cyde won
Announcer:: Steve Awesomes foot was on the ropes so the match will continue
Cyde shakes his head and slides back in the ring, Awesome attacks Cyde as he gets in hitting hard forarms to the back of Cyde, he stomps him down and pushes the referee back continuing the onslaught, he pulls Cyde up who slaps Awesomes hands away and kicks him in the stomach, then lifts him on his shoulders for the Wakuesha, Awesome somehow gets out of it and falls behind Cyde. He grabs Cyde in a full nelson and drops him with the StevieDDT! He goes for the pin 1...2...3
Winner Steve Awesome
King: What a win for Steve Awesome!
Cole: He's back on track it seems!
Steve raises his arms in the air to celebrate his win as the show fades to a close.