Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 4, 2017 18:06:06 GMT -5
The Xtreme Hardcore Federation Presents:
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Gastro
February 29th, 2008
Joe Louis Arena
Detroit, Michigan[/b]
Stadium Capacity: 20,066
*Following a short video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd with the official Gastro event banner on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the usual show theme for our weekly broadcast playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom over to ringside moments later and the theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity on this week's live edition of Gastro....*
Obsidian addresses Reckless Jack
*Pyros finish blasting off and Gastro is officially underway! Look, Obsidian's in the ring.*
: I have something to say!
*The crowd hushes.*
: Everybody knows that I'm the Junior Heavyweight champ. And some people seem to think I'm stupid. Well, I'm not. I'm just crazy. And maybe I didn't graduate high school, big whoop. But the important thing is, I'm the Junior Heavyweight champ. And I plan on being the best damn one there is. Like I did with the Hardcore title. What has that chump Jayson Matthews done? Am I right? But not the point.
*Obsidian paces around.*
: I laid out an open challenge yesterday, and Reckless Jack accepted it. I beat him once already, I guess I can do it again. And what the hell, let's do it at next weeks Gastro.
*The fans pop at the match being made.*
: But here's the kicker. After I beat Jack again, he may still get another chance at the belt. At Night of Champions. Maybe. You see, it's the biggest show, and I'm smart enough to know that I should have the best challenge. So I'm on the hunt. This is a call out to Jack and all the other Juniors. I'm looking for the best and the brightest. I need some peeps to step up and I'll be watching, and hell, if you want to go a round in a match before NOC, that's cool too. Helps me get a better handle on you. And if I feel you deserve a shot, I'll let you in on the match at NOC. How many people can get in? Who knows!? It just depends on who looks worthy. That is of course, assuming I beat Jack next week, which I totally will! And that is all.
*Obsidian leaves the ring as "All About the Benjamins" hits the P.A.*
King: What an announcement!
Cole: Obsidian's on the hunt for challengers at Night of Champions.
: Wait wait! I almost forgot! Next Gastro, per Jack's request, we'll fight in a pool of nachos cage match! Now that...is all.
*Obsidian's music hits again and he leaves.*
Cole: And he just got crazy again.
"Who betta than Kanyon!?" hits the P.A. Chris Kanyon comes out with the X*Crown title around his waist. He poses to the people, who all boo. Kanyon struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He raises his arms and pyros go off. Confetti rains from the rafters. Kanyon grabs a mic.
: Who betta than Commissioner Kanyon!?
Crowd: Everybody!
: Nobody! Especially that punk Snake. That loud mouth, hot headed, ego driven punk got what he deserved. He lost to the best technical wrestler in the world! I know it, you know it, everyone across the globe knows it!
The crowd boo tremendously.
: As if that wasn't enough though, after I beat him for the belt, I eliminated him from the Rumble. I was going to do it nice and easy, but Snake wouldn't accept the fact that he was outclassed. And due to his carelessness, we both went careening over the top and I lost my chance to be the X*Crown and XHF champion when NOC is said and done. And I guess Snake landed badly on his neck and is out of action for who knows how long, but he'll definitely be missing NOC. But who cares about him.
Cole: What a sick man. He had the same injury just a year ago!
King: Shhhh! The commish is talking.
: I'm here to celebrate a milestone. Yes, I am your X*Crown champion. But not only that, I've accomplished my major goal, my life-long dream ever since stepping foot on XHF grounds. I have won every non-gimmick title in the XHF, and I'm the first one to have done it too! From the Phoenix to the Euro to the Tag Team to the U.S. to the XHF, and now, to the X*Crown. You may all revel in my glory.
Kanyon poses to the crowd, and they all boo even more.
: And being the champion that I am, I will now reveal how a real champion carries the X*Crown. I saw Congo's tiara, scepter, robe combo. A little pretentious. And the past few champs just used this one belt to represent it all.
Kanyon pulls off the X*Crown title and looks at it. Then he looks at it in disgust and tosses it to the side.
: What kind of crap is that? The X*Crown is made up of fifteen belts. And a true champion like myself, well, he carries all fifteen. So bear witness as I am coronated by the rest of the Enterprise!
"Who betta than Kanyon!?" hits the P.A. again and GQ and Obsidian emerge from the entryway, followed by Jill and Jim. After them comes Curtis with a wheelbarrow and it's carrying a whole lot of title belts in it! They get to the ring.
: It's good to have you back bro!
: Good to be back for this momentous occasion!
Kanyon looks through the belts and pulls one out.
: It's only fitting to start with this one. This is the BDDWF title. A title I took out of the X*Crown by defeating that loser Cosmo. Unfortunately, I didn't win the entire crown thanks to some old bald loser.
Kanyon puts the belt around his waist. The crowd boos.
: And it's only fitting for the second belt I place upon me to be the BWF title. A belt I put into the X*Crown. I lost it to Lance Storm after winning it a mere three days before in a triple tier cage. And I never got my rematch from him. But it's back where it belongs now.
Kanyon puts that belt on his waist as well, above the BDDWF belt.
: Now, I could talk about all the belts, but this show just isn't long enough, so everyone, if you'd do the honors.
Kanyon stands with his arms stretched out and everyone else starts grabbing belts and placing them on Kanyon. One around hits neck, four over the arms, four across his chest attached to each other in pairs forming an X, four around the thighs attached together in pairs, almost forming a skirt made of titles. Kanyon looks to be straining to stand. He tries to move the mic to his mouth, but can't. GQ grabs it and holds it for him.
: Who...betta...ugh..than...Kanyon?
"Who betta than Kanyon!?" hits again and everybody starts to leave the ring, except Commissioner Kanyon. He looks like he's trying, but he can't move.
Cole: What an ego maniac!
King: He's got a lot of gold and a lot of power.
The Enterprise members go back to Kanyon and start taking belts off of him as the show cuts to commercial.
*Some stage hands run down to the ring at this point and cover the mat with red carpet. They put a table and two chairs into the ring.*
Cole: It's time to sign some contracts!
King: This won't be good, I'm sure.
Contract Signing
Mongo and Mr. X sign their NOC Main Event contract
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks under the large X above him. He then makes his way down to the ring amidst a cheering crowd. Mongo goes to a chair and sits. He looks over the contract while he awaits Mr. X.*
Cole: He looks prepared.
King: If anyone knows contracts, it's Mongo.
*Seven characters appear on the Xtreme-Tron cycling through numbers. They slowly stop on 6655321 as these words are said over the P.A.:
You're sentenced to 6 months without perole.
Welcome prisoner number 6655321.
I will get my revenge.
Two red pyros go off on stage forming an X. "Opium of the People" by Slipknot hits the PA. The music continues to play for a minute and no one emerges from the curtain. Mongo looks at his watch. The music continues to play. Mongo walks over to the ring announcer and demands his mic.*
: Oh let me guess, you trying to make me quake with fear in anticipation X? I'm to good for that. You can't play your mind games on me X. You know me better than that. So get out here and lets sign this thing!
*"Opium of the People" hits the P.A. again. Once again, after a minute or so, no one emerges. Mongo taps his fingers on the table in frustration. Suddenly, the music cuts and Pain Jane's face appears in extreme...I mean, xtreme close-up. She's tapping on the camera glass.*
: Is this thing on? Hey babe, I think I got it working!
*She hands the camera off to Mr. X, who is also in xtreme close-up.*
: Hey Mongo.
*Mr. X grins.*
: So, you really bought all that garbage about wanting to see you face to face huh? I knew you'd want to do the contract signing for the publicity. I'm sure when you heard me demand we go out to that ring, you were expecting an ambush. Or a brutal beat down. Or maybe I try to slam you through the table. Is that what you were prepared for? Well I'm sorry to disappoint, but I've been there and done that. I beat you down at the Rumble, I smashed you through cage walls a few months ago, I beat you senseless a few months before than. I told you this is more than just physically hurting you. This is about destroying everything you are.
: And we're going to do just that.
*The camera pulls back a bit to see windows behind Mr. X. The camera is still pretty close on his face though.*
: You see Mongo, I know you better than anyone. I know your rock. I know the one thing you need. The one constant you've always had. Every time you've been down and out, there's always been one person who hoped and believed in you. One person no one ever acknowledged. No one ever paid attention to. Before, I left that person alone, because I had no hard feelings for 'em. But I've already destroyed your best bud Bongo, your "son" Congo, and all your henchmen. So really, it's the only thing left untouched. And I can't understand why, when she smells so good.
*Mr. X pulls his arm up from off screen and it's holding long blonde hair that Mr. X takes a good whiff of. The camera pulls back further to reveal that hair is connected to the head of Bonnie Jenkins! She's tied up and gagged in her desk chair! Jane is sitting on her desk and Mr. X is standing behind her. Mongo looks insanely furious in the ring.*
: What? You thought I wouldn't go this far huh? You thought Bonnie'd be safe in your glass castle while you went to the arena tonight? Oh Mongo, what a fool. Well, I think we're going to take Bonnie out on the town. Have some fun, you know what I mean? And I think you do, because you know my kind of fun. See you around...pal.
*Mr. X rolls Bonnie away as she's struggling to get free. Jane jumps off the desk and follows them. The camera feed cuts. In the ring, Mongo just stares at the screen, shaking in anger. He grabs his chair throws it. He then slams his fist on the table, breaking it in half. Mongo just looks out of it.*
Cole: Oh no King.
King: That's too far, X has gone too far.
*The XHF Tag Team Championship gleams in the light as we cut to the back to find out just what is going to happen with the return of Venom. He stands there, face full of anger. He doesnt say a word, he seems focused and ready, but at the same time appears as if hes in no hurry to do anything. Silence is all that is heard until its broken by a long forgotten voice.*
"V, buddy ole pal. Ive heard rumors buddy and I came all the way from home back to the XHF to see ya man.
Youve already got a problem Decoy, youve listened to rumors.
Ha, you always were the funny one man.
No, that was you. I havent a comic gene in my body right now and your presence here is unwanted.
Youll change your mind when you see this man. Youll change your mind when you see what I found at MGKs garage sale. I dont think he meant to sell it but I still got it and now were partners again."
*Decoy pulls it out of a bag, the other half of the XHF Tag team Championship. Venoms eyes brighten. He seems shocked and pleased all at the same time and for what seems to be the first time in months a smile crosses his face.*
"You were right Decoy. You are exactly what I have been waiting for."
*Decoy raises his hand for a high five but is blind sided with a clothesline to the back of his neck. Decoy crumbles foreword as the aggressor begins to stomp away at the back of the head of Decoy.*
"Grab the belt."
*Venom kneels down next to his former tag team partner and lifts him up by the back of the head.*
"Ive moved past the buddy programs old friend. No more good guy bad guy combos Decoy. I must thank you though my old pal, you brought me exactly what I needed at the exact time I needed it. Problem is, you also did it at the wrong time for you."
*Venom slams him by the back of the hair head first into the concrete and blood explodes from the ground under Decoys face. The ground slowly covers in a pool of blood as Venom stands up next to his partner, his brother-in-law, and best friend...Charlie Velez.*
"Show him things havent changed."
*Velez laughs as he lifts up Decoy. His nose has exploded and blood is gushing down his face.*
"Its time Decoy, that you got some Closure on your dead career."
*Velez grabs Decoy and delivers the Closure. Decoy is down and the blood continues to flow as EMTs run on the scene only to be chased off by Velez and Venom who swing the tag team titles in the air at them. They both stand over Decoys limp body and laugh as the camera cuts back to the arena.*
Cole: God that was hideous!
King: Hideous?! The Young Guns are back Cole! This is GREAT!
The country twang opening of begins to play over the speaker. The intro slowly transforms into the opening riff of Heaven by Uncle Kracker as the three members of the Motor City Mafia make their appearance on the entrance ramp to a general mix of a reaction. Some people want to cheer and the others just boo. Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews walk to opposite sides of the stage to hype the crowd up a bit as Zero Tolerance stands in the middle with a lone fist in the air. He smiles his black tooth grin and spits on the floor before they start walk down the ramp. The three then go through the doors of the cell. Steve, Jayson, and Zero climb into the ring and take there positions. Steve kneels down in the middle of the ring. Zero stands behind him and Jayson yells over the ropes as silver pyro fall from the sky and red pyro shoot from the four turnbuckles.
Cole: I dont know about you King but Im not sure what else can happen tonight!
King: Well, Id presume a match will be coming here in short order
Cole: ....Thanks buddy
The stage starts to fill with smoke as Stone Sour's "Made of Scars" comes blasting over the P.A. system. We see two figures standing in the smoke one has his head tilted back looking up to the heavens his arms held out wide in the crucifix pose. The other shadow is making a praying, then seppuku motion before jumping up. Finally lasers shoot into the center of the stage as a third man rises in the smoke. At that point pyros go shooting off from the stage upwards towards over the ring, Price, Kole Kaos, and Shiyen emerge from the smoke. Price wears the XHF United States Championship proudly around his waist. They make their way down the ramp. As the three make it to the cell, MCM starts hounding them from in the ring. Price flips Awesome the bird as they enter the cell and get ready for the match.
Cole: It seems to me that people are pulling more for MCM for once.
King: Well can you blame them? Price is a thug, and nothing more, after all the things hes said about Mongo, he can get hit by a truck for all I care.
Six-Man Cell Match
Motor City Mafia (Steve Awesome, Jayson Mathews, Zero Tolerance) vs. Nothing but Carnage (Shiyen/Kole Kaos) and Price
Before the two teams start brawling the ref is able to get between then and explain the rules of the match. This seems to aggravate a few of the members who were under the impression that rules were not needed in the cell. Price, and Zero Tolerance seem especially upset by this. The ref explains that the match will follow tag rules, meaning that there is only to be one person from each team in the ring at any given time. Steve Awesome rolls his eyes at this, you can see him mouthing whatever as the teams go to their respective corners to decide wholl come out first. Motor City Mafia chooses to start with Steve Awesome. Seeing this, Price jumps into the ring.
King: Oh my! Its on now!
Price starts to walk towards the center, as does Steve, but before he gets too close to Price, Awesome stops. He laughs and flips Price the bird, then walks back and tags in Jayson Matthews. Jayson smiles and hops the ring rope. He sees that Price is absolutely infuriated. However, in a rather poor use of judgement, Jayson turns around and starts to make taunts about Price looking so mad, and how Steve really got him there. This leaves him open for a hard Yakuza kick from Price, knocking the boy down. Price stares a hole in Steve, letting him know that the kick was meant for him. Price then starts pointing at Awesome and insisting that he gets into the ring. Awesome shrugs his shoulders and claps his hands, letting Price know hes not the legal man, and therefore cant get in the ring.
Cole: Is Awesome actually playing fair, or is he just using the rules to keep himself safe from Price?
King: I think it might be both. I wouldnt want to tangle with that thug either.
Price is irate at this as he gets in closer to Steve, but then Zero Tolerance grabs him.
Zero: DONT YOU UNDERSTAND, HE CANT GET IN THE RING!
Zero Tolerance then pushes Price backwards further into the ring, and right into a missile dropkick from Jayson Matthews! Both men get up quickly as Price grabs Jayson and lifts him up for a suplex. Again the two get up quickly and Jayson hits a dropkick. Again, the two get up fast and lock up. Price gets the strength advantage and wipes Jayson to the ropes by his corner. As Jayson reaches the ropes, Kole Kaos slips and pulls down the top rope, causing Jayson to go over the top rope! Kole looks up at MCM and the ref and shrugs his shoulders, suggesting it was a pure accident.
Cole: What a dirty move by Kole Kaos!
MCM think this as well and try to storm the ring to run to the other side, but the ref holds them back. Jayson Matthews gets up a little dizzy and turns around into a baseball slide to the outside by Price! Seeing this as their chance, Shiyen and Kole look at each other and then Shiyen jumps down to help lay out Matthews. Kole keeps watch and soon the ref turns around and sees Price and Shiyen banging the back of Jaysons head against the cell. He runs to the outside as Kole calls Shiyen back onto the apron. The ref starts to berate Price for this but Price argues. The two get heated as Matthews slowly climbs up and into the ring. He then literally rolls to the other side and tags in Steve Awesome. Steve jumps in and starts motioning to Price, who sees this and pushes the ref away. The ref, obviously trying to do his job pulls Price back and starts to get after him for pushing him. Price responds in kind by throwing the ref against the cell and then sliding into the ring. What Price doesnt see is that the ref is starting to motion to call for the bell, Shiyen however, does see this, and jumps off the apron with a flying kick, sending the refs head rocketing back into the cell and knocking him out entirely!
King and Cole: Uh-oh...
Hell breaks loose. With the ref out, Steve backs up and Zero storms the ring. He runs right at Price, leveling him with a clothesline. At this Kole gets into the ring and Shiyen climbs the top rope. Zero grabs Kole and then uses him as a shield to block a stiff kick coming out of the air care of Shiyen. Zero drops Kole, who then rolls to the outside of the ring, on the opposite side of the ring, Jayson Matthews does the same. Shiyen gets up and 0T goes for a strong punch, but the lightweight avoids it, moves behind Tolerance, and lands a hard kick to the back of his head. The kick causes Zero to stumble forwards into the corner. Shiyen runs to the other side of the ring and then runs at Zero, but Zero turns around and catches him, then launches him into the air. But since its a cell match, Shiyen is able to grab onto the top and swing his way down to safety to the floor below.
Cole: This match is out of control!
Meanwhile, in the ring Price and Steve Awesome are trading words and trading blows. Finally Price hits a kick to Steve Awesomes midsection which doubles him over. Price then grabs Steve for a DDT, but Awesome, in a feat of strength, reverses it into a modified suplex! The move, being as surprising as it was, leaves Price laid out. Awesome takes this time to taunt his reversal. But the taunt doesnt last long as soon a foot goes up into the groin of Awesome, who grabs his junk in pain!
Cole and King: OUCH!
Steve is stumbling around as Price gets up and throws him over the top rope, then follows him out, ready to lay in some punches. By this point Kole Kaos has gotten up and is on the hunt for Jayson Matthews, but....nobody can seem to see him anywhere. Kole points to his head as he starts to look under the ring on each side. First side he checks, nothing. Second side he checks, nothing again. At the third side, he hardly gets the apron up before a white smoke sprays all over him! Jayson emerges from under the ring holding a fire extinguisher and brandishing a very large smile. He looks into the dust cloud containing Kaos and laughs, but the laughter soon ends as the blinded Kole stumbles out looking for vengeance, grabbing at air. Jayson backs up...right into Zero Tolerance. Feeling someone behind him, Zero quickly turns around (despite the fact that hes currently facing off with Shiyen), and Matthews, knowing its probably 0T quickly spins around him to avoid getting hit. With the two having traded places, Zero grabs the blind Kole and lifts him up then throws him down with a powerslam. Unfortunately, Matthews new opponent isnt blind, and sends a stiff kick into the fire extinguisher, which incidentally goes straight into Jaysons head!
Cole: Oh my!
With Kole down for now, Zero turns his attention back to Shiyen, whos got Jayson in a Dragon sleeper hold. Zero grabs Shiyen by the throat and rips him off of his partner. Zero Tolerance then proceeds to run with Shiyen into the cell and repeatedly beat his head into it. Shiyen gets busted open during this violent rage, which only seems to excite Zero more! Matthews finds his way back into the only safe place in this match right now- the ring as Kole Kaos gets up and starts to fight Zero off of Shiyen. On the other side of the ring Price has gained the upper hand and is dragging Steve Awesomes face across the cell, hes starting to bleed. Price then throws Steve back by his hair into one side of the ring steps. Steve trips over them and then starts trying to crawl backwards away from Price, who has an absolutely homicidal look in his eyes. Price looks like hes about to kill Awesome as he advances on him while on the other side of the ring (yes thats right, Im cutting away for dramatic purposes!) Shiyen and Kole have gotten the better of Zero Tolerance, whos still fighting all he can. But after a well placed kick to the midsection, Zero doubles over and Kole grabs him and hooks in the Kaos Bomb before hitting it! Zero Tolerance is down and just to add insult to injury, Shiyen jumps onto the apron, then onto the top rope and comes off with a Samurai Stomp! Zero Tolerance is out! Kole quickly rolls Shiyen into the ring and starts looking for the ref, but where is he?!
Cole: Wheres the ref!
King: I havent seen him since he got kicked in the head!
Just a corner away from them Price is about to reach down and grab Steve but is taken down by a twisting body splash from Jayson Matthews! Price goes down and the two quickly pick him back up. Jayson hits the RibCracker! Price bounces back onto his feet from the move only to be nailed with the Jaw Breaker from Steve Awesome, its the RibCracker Deluxe! Suddenly the bell rings!
Cole: Whats going on here?!
King: Whos won the match!? Wheres the ref!?
The ref had crawled to the opposite side of the ring, facing the timekeepers table and was able to discreetly signal for the bell.
Announcer: The winners of this match, as a result of disqualification for an attack on the referee are Motor City Mafia!
King: That happened really early into the match!
Kole and Shiyen are obviously irate about this as they slide out of the ring to make due with their surroundings and continue the violence on the original MCM. Awesome and Matthews are ready though and start brawling with Nothing But Carnage as soon as they meet up. Fearing the worst, the timekeeper rings the alarm bell as refs and road agents, and other wrestlers come to break up the fight! Everything has gone to utter chaos due to the match ending and soon even the wrestlers who came out to break up the fight are fighting and everything is just a big awful mess as the XHF logo appears on the screen and we fade to black!
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Gastro
February 29th, 2008
Joe Louis Arena
Detroit, Michigan[/b]
Stadium Capacity: 20,066
*Following a short video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied arena crowd with the official Gastro event banner on the Xtreme-Tron, explosions going off all over the place and the usual show theme for our weekly broadcast playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom over to ringside moments later and the theme ends as the action is about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity on this week's live edition of Gastro....*
Obsidian addresses Reckless Jack
*Pyros finish blasting off and Gastro is officially underway! Look, Obsidian's in the ring.*
: I have something to say!
*The crowd hushes.*
: Everybody knows that I'm the Junior Heavyweight champ. And some people seem to think I'm stupid. Well, I'm not. I'm just crazy. And maybe I didn't graduate high school, big whoop. But the important thing is, I'm the Junior Heavyweight champ. And I plan on being the best damn one there is. Like I did with the Hardcore title. What has that chump Jayson Matthews done? Am I right? But not the point.
*Obsidian paces around.*
: I laid out an open challenge yesterday, and Reckless Jack accepted it. I beat him once already, I guess I can do it again. And what the hell, let's do it at next weeks Gastro.
*The fans pop at the match being made.*
: But here's the kicker. After I beat Jack again, he may still get another chance at the belt. At Night of Champions. Maybe. You see, it's the biggest show, and I'm smart enough to know that I should have the best challenge. So I'm on the hunt. This is a call out to Jack and all the other Juniors. I'm looking for the best and the brightest. I need some peeps to step up and I'll be watching, and hell, if you want to go a round in a match before NOC, that's cool too. Helps me get a better handle on you. And if I feel you deserve a shot, I'll let you in on the match at NOC. How many people can get in? Who knows!? It just depends on who looks worthy. That is of course, assuming I beat Jack next week, which I totally will! And that is all.
*Obsidian leaves the ring as "All About the Benjamins" hits the P.A.*
King: What an announcement!
Cole: Obsidian's on the hunt for challengers at Night of Champions.
: Wait wait! I almost forgot! Next Gastro, per Jack's request, we'll fight in a pool of nachos cage match! Now that...is all.
*Obsidian's music hits again and he leaves.*
Cole: And he just got crazy again.
"Who betta than Kanyon!?" hits the P.A. Chris Kanyon comes out with the X*Crown title around his waist. He poses to the people, who all boo. Kanyon struts down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He raises his arms and pyros go off. Confetti rains from the rafters. Kanyon grabs a mic.
: Who betta than Commissioner Kanyon!?
Crowd: Everybody!
: Nobody! Especially that punk Snake. That loud mouth, hot headed, ego driven punk got what he deserved. He lost to the best technical wrestler in the world! I know it, you know it, everyone across the globe knows it!
The crowd boo tremendously.
: As if that wasn't enough though, after I beat him for the belt, I eliminated him from the Rumble. I was going to do it nice and easy, but Snake wouldn't accept the fact that he was outclassed. And due to his carelessness, we both went careening over the top and I lost my chance to be the X*Crown and XHF champion when NOC is said and done. And I guess Snake landed badly on his neck and is out of action for who knows how long, but he'll definitely be missing NOC. But who cares about him.
Cole: What a sick man. He had the same injury just a year ago!
King: Shhhh! The commish is talking.
: I'm here to celebrate a milestone. Yes, I am your X*Crown champion. But not only that, I've accomplished my major goal, my life-long dream ever since stepping foot on XHF grounds. I have won every non-gimmick title in the XHF, and I'm the first one to have done it too! From the Phoenix to the Euro to the Tag Team to the U.S. to the XHF, and now, to the X*Crown. You may all revel in my glory.
Kanyon poses to the crowd, and they all boo even more.
: And being the champion that I am, I will now reveal how a real champion carries the X*Crown. I saw Congo's tiara, scepter, robe combo. A little pretentious. And the past few champs just used this one belt to represent it all.
Kanyon pulls off the X*Crown title and looks at it. Then he looks at it in disgust and tosses it to the side.
: What kind of crap is that? The X*Crown is made up of fifteen belts. And a true champion like myself, well, he carries all fifteen. So bear witness as I am coronated by the rest of the Enterprise!
"Who betta than Kanyon!?" hits the P.A. again and GQ and Obsidian emerge from the entryway, followed by Jill and Jim. After them comes Curtis with a wheelbarrow and it's carrying a whole lot of title belts in it! They get to the ring.
: It's good to have you back bro!
: Good to be back for this momentous occasion!
Kanyon looks through the belts and pulls one out.
: It's only fitting to start with this one. This is the BDDWF title. A title I took out of the X*Crown by defeating that loser Cosmo. Unfortunately, I didn't win the entire crown thanks to some old bald loser.
Kanyon puts the belt around his waist. The crowd boos.
: And it's only fitting for the second belt I place upon me to be the BWF title. A belt I put into the X*Crown. I lost it to Lance Storm after winning it a mere three days before in a triple tier cage. And I never got my rematch from him. But it's back where it belongs now.
Kanyon puts that belt on his waist as well, above the BDDWF belt.
: Now, I could talk about all the belts, but this show just isn't long enough, so everyone, if you'd do the honors.
Kanyon stands with his arms stretched out and everyone else starts grabbing belts and placing them on Kanyon. One around hits neck, four over the arms, four across his chest attached to each other in pairs forming an X, four around the thighs attached together in pairs, almost forming a skirt made of titles. Kanyon looks to be straining to stand. He tries to move the mic to his mouth, but can't. GQ grabs it and holds it for him.
: Who...betta...ugh..than...Kanyon?
"Who betta than Kanyon!?" hits again and everybody starts to leave the ring, except Commissioner Kanyon. He looks like he's trying, but he can't move.
Cole: What an ego maniac!
King: He's got a lot of gold and a lot of power.
The Enterprise members go back to Kanyon and start taking belts off of him as the show cuts to commercial.
*Some stage hands run down to the ring at this point and cover the mat with red carpet. They put a table and two chairs into the ring.*
Cole: It's time to sign some contracts!
King: This won't be good, I'm sure.
Contract Signing
Mongo and Mr. X sign their NOC Main Event contract
*The lights in the arena go down to black. Suddenly two giant pyros shoot off from either side of the stage as the crowd is slammed into the chorus of Electric Light Orchestras variation on In the Hall of the Mountain King. The Xtreme-Tron looks as if a hole is being burned through it. The burned outline forms a shape, the shape of a bird, suddenly, the entire area of the bird lights up with flames, a phoenix. The letters XHF fall onto the phoenix as the flames continue on with shots of Mongo's career within the phoenix. The song continues as a black bird image emblazoned with XHF is projected onto the ring mat. The letters H and F are projected onto the ramp way. Suddenly, two white flares fire from either side of the entranceway, they cross forming an X. As they sparkle and fizz, Mongo walks under the large X above him. He then makes his way down to the ring amidst a cheering crowd. Mongo goes to a chair and sits. He looks over the contract while he awaits Mr. X.*
Cole: He looks prepared.
King: If anyone knows contracts, it's Mongo.
*Seven characters appear on the Xtreme-Tron cycling through numbers. They slowly stop on 6655321 as these words are said over the P.A.:
You're sentenced to 6 months without perole.
Welcome prisoner number 6655321.
I will get my revenge.
Two red pyros go off on stage forming an X. "Opium of the People" by Slipknot hits the PA. The music continues to play for a minute and no one emerges from the curtain. Mongo looks at his watch. The music continues to play. Mongo walks over to the ring announcer and demands his mic.*
: Oh let me guess, you trying to make me quake with fear in anticipation X? I'm to good for that. You can't play your mind games on me X. You know me better than that. So get out here and lets sign this thing!
*"Opium of the People" hits the P.A. again. Once again, after a minute or so, no one emerges. Mongo taps his fingers on the table in frustration. Suddenly, the music cuts and Pain Jane's face appears in extreme...I mean, xtreme close-up. She's tapping on the camera glass.*
: Is this thing on? Hey babe, I think I got it working!
*She hands the camera off to Mr. X, who is also in xtreme close-up.*
: Hey Mongo.
*Mr. X grins.*
: So, you really bought all that garbage about wanting to see you face to face huh? I knew you'd want to do the contract signing for the publicity. I'm sure when you heard me demand we go out to that ring, you were expecting an ambush. Or a brutal beat down. Or maybe I try to slam you through the table. Is that what you were prepared for? Well I'm sorry to disappoint, but I've been there and done that. I beat you down at the Rumble, I smashed you through cage walls a few months ago, I beat you senseless a few months before than. I told you this is more than just physically hurting you. This is about destroying everything you are.
: And we're going to do just that.
*The camera pulls back a bit to see windows behind Mr. X. The camera is still pretty close on his face though.*
: You see Mongo, I know you better than anyone. I know your rock. I know the one thing you need. The one constant you've always had. Every time you've been down and out, there's always been one person who hoped and believed in you. One person no one ever acknowledged. No one ever paid attention to. Before, I left that person alone, because I had no hard feelings for 'em. But I've already destroyed your best bud Bongo, your "son" Congo, and all your henchmen. So really, it's the only thing left untouched. And I can't understand why, when she smells so good.
*Mr. X pulls his arm up from off screen and it's holding long blonde hair that Mr. X takes a good whiff of. The camera pulls back further to reveal that hair is connected to the head of Bonnie Jenkins! She's tied up and gagged in her desk chair! Jane is sitting on her desk and Mr. X is standing behind her. Mongo looks insanely furious in the ring.*
: What? You thought I wouldn't go this far huh? You thought Bonnie'd be safe in your glass castle while you went to the arena tonight? Oh Mongo, what a fool. Well, I think we're going to take Bonnie out on the town. Have some fun, you know what I mean? And I think you do, because you know my kind of fun. See you around...pal.
*Mr. X rolls Bonnie away as she's struggling to get free. Jane jumps off the desk and follows them. The camera feed cuts. In the ring, Mongo just stares at the screen, shaking in anger. He grabs his chair throws it. He then slams his fist on the table, breaking it in half. Mongo just looks out of it.*
Cole: Oh no King.
King: That's too far, X has gone too far.
*The XHF Tag Team Championship gleams in the light as we cut to the back to find out just what is going to happen with the return of Venom. He stands there, face full of anger. He doesnt say a word, he seems focused and ready, but at the same time appears as if hes in no hurry to do anything. Silence is all that is heard until its broken by a long forgotten voice.*
"V, buddy ole pal. Ive heard rumors buddy and I came all the way from home back to the XHF to see ya man.
Youve already got a problem Decoy, youve listened to rumors.
Ha, you always were the funny one man.
No, that was you. I havent a comic gene in my body right now and your presence here is unwanted.
Youll change your mind when you see this man. Youll change your mind when you see what I found at MGKs garage sale. I dont think he meant to sell it but I still got it and now were partners again."
*Decoy pulls it out of a bag, the other half of the XHF Tag team Championship. Venoms eyes brighten. He seems shocked and pleased all at the same time and for what seems to be the first time in months a smile crosses his face.*
"You were right Decoy. You are exactly what I have been waiting for."
*Decoy raises his hand for a high five but is blind sided with a clothesline to the back of his neck. Decoy crumbles foreword as the aggressor begins to stomp away at the back of the head of Decoy.*
"Grab the belt."
*Venom kneels down next to his former tag team partner and lifts him up by the back of the head.*
"Ive moved past the buddy programs old friend. No more good guy bad guy combos Decoy. I must thank you though my old pal, you brought me exactly what I needed at the exact time I needed it. Problem is, you also did it at the wrong time for you."
*Venom slams him by the back of the hair head first into the concrete and blood explodes from the ground under Decoys face. The ground slowly covers in a pool of blood as Venom stands up next to his partner, his brother-in-law, and best friend...Charlie Velez.*
"Show him things havent changed."
*Velez laughs as he lifts up Decoy. His nose has exploded and blood is gushing down his face.*
"Its time Decoy, that you got some Closure on your dead career."
*Velez grabs Decoy and delivers the Closure. Decoy is down and the blood continues to flow as EMTs run on the scene only to be chased off by Velez and Venom who swing the tag team titles in the air at them. They both stand over Decoys limp body and laugh as the camera cuts back to the arena.*
Cole: God that was hideous!
King: Hideous?! The Young Guns are back Cole! This is GREAT!
The country twang opening of begins to play over the speaker. The intro slowly transforms into the opening riff of Heaven by Uncle Kracker as the three members of the Motor City Mafia make their appearance on the entrance ramp to a general mix of a reaction. Some people want to cheer and the others just boo. Steve Awesome and Jayson Matthews walk to opposite sides of the stage to hype the crowd up a bit as Zero Tolerance stands in the middle with a lone fist in the air. He smiles his black tooth grin and spits on the floor before they start walk down the ramp. The three then go through the doors of the cell. Steve, Jayson, and Zero climb into the ring and take there positions. Steve kneels down in the middle of the ring. Zero stands behind him and Jayson yells over the ropes as silver pyro fall from the sky and red pyro shoot from the four turnbuckles.
Cole: I dont know about you King but Im not sure what else can happen tonight!
King: Well, Id presume a match will be coming here in short order
Cole: ....Thanks buddy
The stage starts to fill with smoke as Stone Sour's "Made of Scars" comes blasting over the P.A. system. We see two figures standing in the smoke one has his head tilted back looking up to the heavens his arms held out wide in the crucifix pose. The other shadow is making a praying, then seppuku motion before jumping up. Finally lasers shoot into the center of the stage as a third man rises in the smoke. At that point pyros go shooting off from the stage upwards towards over the ring, Price, Kole Kaos, and Shiyen emerge from the smoke. Price wears the XHF United States Championship proudly around his waist. They make their way down the ramp. As the three make it to the cell, MCM starts hounding them from in the ring. Price flips Awesome the bird as they enter the cell and get ready for the match.
Cole: It seems to me that people are pulling more for MCM for once.
King: Well can you blame them? Price is a thug, and nothing more, after all the things hes said about Mongo, he can get hit by a truck for all I care.
Six-Man Cell Match
Motor City Mafia (Steve Awesome, Jayson Mathews, Zero Tolerance) vs. Nothing but Carnage (Shiyen/Kole Kaos) and Price
Before the two teams start brawling the ref is able to get between then and explain the rules of the match. This seems to aggravate a few of the members who were under the impression that rules were not needed in the cell. Price, and Zero Tolerance seem especially upset by this. The ref explains that the match will follow tag rules, meaning that there is only to be one person from each team in the ring at any given time. Steve Awesome rolls his eyes at this, you can see him mouthing whatever as the teams go to their respective corners to decide wholl come out first. Motor City Mafia chooses to start with Steve Awesome. Seeing this, Price jumps into the ring.
King: Oh my! Its on now!
Price starts to walk towards the center, as does Steve, but before he gets too close to Price, Awesome stops. He laughs and flips Price the bird, then walks back and tags in Jayson Matthews. Jayson smiles and hops the ring rope. He sees that Price is absolutely infuriated. However, in a rather poor use of judgement, Jayson turns around and starts to make taunts about Price looking so mad, and how Steve really got him there. This leaves him open for a hard Yakuza kick from Price, knocking the boy down. Price stares a hole in Steve, letting him know that the kick was meant for him. Price then starts pointing at Awesome and insisting that he gets into the ring. Awesome shrugs his shoulders and claps his hands, letting Price know hes not the legal man, and therefore cant get in the ring.
Cole: Is Awesome actually playing fair, or is he just using the rules to keep himself safe from Price?
King: I think it might be both. I wouldnt want to tangle with that thug either.
Price is irate at this as he gets in closer to Steve, but then Zero Tolerance grabs him.
Zero: DONT YOU UNDERSTAND, HE CANT GET IN THE RING!
Zero Tolerance then pushes Price backwards further into the ring, and right into a missile dropkick from Jayson Matthews! Both men get up quickly as Price grabs Jayson and lifts him up for a suplex. Again the two get up quickly and Jayson hits a dropkick. Again, the two get up fast and lock up. Price gets the strength advantage and wipes Jayson to the ropes by his corner. As Jayson reaches the ropes, Kole Kaos slips and pulls down the top rope, causing Jayson to go over the top rope! Kole looks up at MCM and the ref and shrugs his shoulders, suggesting it was a pure accident.
Cole: What a dirty move by Kole Kaos!
MCM think this as well and try to storm the ring to run to the other side, but the ref holds them back. Jayson Matthews gets up a little dizzy and turns around into a baseball slide to the outside by Price! Seeing this as their chance, Shiyen and Kole look at each other and then Shiyen jumps down to help lay out Matthews. Kole keeps watch and soon the ref turns around and sees Price and Shiyen banging the back of Jaysons head against the cell. He runs to the outside as Kole calls Shiyen back onto the apron. The ref starts to berate Price for this but Price argues. The two get heated as Matthews slowly climbs up and into the ring. He then literally rolls to the other side and tags in Steve Awesome. Steve jumps in and starts motioning to Price, who sees this and pushes the ref away. The ref, obviously trying to do his job pulls Price back and starts to get after him for pushing him. Price responds in kind by throwing the ref against the cell and then sliding into the ring. What Price doesnt see is that the ref is starting to motion to call for the bell, Shiyen however, does see this, and jumps off the apron with a flying kick, sending the refs head rocketing back into the cell and knocking him out entirely!
King and Cole: Uh-oh...
Hell breaks loose. With the ref out, Steve backs up and Zero storms the ring. He runs right at Price, leveling him with a clothesline. At this Kole gets into the ring and Shiyen climbs the top rope. Zero grabs Kole and then uses him as a shield to block a stiff kick coming out of the air care of Shiyen. Zero drops Kole, who then rolls to the outside of the ring, on the opposite side of the ring, Jayson Matthews does the same. Shiyen gets up and 0T goes for a strong punch, but the lightweight avoids it, moves behind Tolerance, and lands a hard kick to the back of his head. The kick causes Zero to stumble forwards into the corner. Shiyen runs to the other side of the ring and then runs at Zero, but Zero turns around and catches him, then launches him into the air. But since its a cell match, Shiyen is able to grab onto the top and swing his way down to safety to the floor below.
Cole: This match is out of control!
Meanwhile, in the ring Price and Steve Awesome are trading words and trading blows. Finally Price hits a kick to Steve Awesomes midsection which doubles him over. Price then grabs Steve for a DDT, but Awesome, in a feat of strength, reverses it into a modified suplex! The move, being as surprising as it was, leaves Price laid out. Awesome takes this time to taunt his reversal. But the taunt doesnt last long as soon a foot goes up into the groin of Awesome, who grabs his junk in pain!
Cole and King: OUCH!
Steve is stumbling around as Price gets up and throws him over the top rope, then follows him out, ready to lay in some punches. By this point Kole Kaos has gotten up and is on the hunt for Jayson Matthews, but....nobody can seem to see him anywhere. Kole points to his head as he starts to look under the ring on each side. First side he checks, nothing. Second side he checks, nothing again. At the third side, he hardly gets the apron up before a white smoke sprays all over him! Jayson emerges from under the ring holding a fire extinguisher and brandishing a very large smile. He looks into the dust cloud containing Kaos and laughs, but the laughter soon ends as the blinded Kole stumbles out looking for vengeance, grabbing at air. Jayson backs up...right into Zero Tolerance. Feeling someone behind him, Zero quickly turns around (despite the fact that hes currently facing off with Shiyen), and Matthews, knowing its probably 0T quickly spins around him to avoid getting hit. With the two having traded places, Zero grabs the blind Kole and lifts him up then throws him down with a powerslam. Unfortunately, Matthews new opponent isnt blind, and sends a stiff kick into the fire extinguisher, which incidentally goes straight into Jaysons head!
Cole: Oh my!
With Kole down for now, Zero turns his attention back to Shiyen, whos got Jayson in a Dragon sleeper hold. Zero grabs Shiyen by the throat and rips him off of his partner. Zero Tolerance then proceeds to run with Shiyen into the cell and repeatedly beat his head into it. Shiyen gets busted open during this violent rage, which only seems to excite Zero more! Matthews finds his way back into the only safe place in this match right now- the ring as Kole Kaos gets up and starts to fight Zero off of Shiyen. On the other side of the ring Price has gained the upper hand and is dragging Steve Awesomes face across the cell, hes starting to bleed. Price then throws Steve back by his hair into one side of the ring steps. Steve trips over them and then starts trying to crawl backwards away from Price, who has an absolutely homicidal look in his eyes. Price looks like hes about to kill Awesome as he advances on him while on the other side of the ring (yes thats right, Im cutting away for dramatic purposes!) Shiyen and Kole have gotten the better of Zero Tolerance, whos still fighting all he can. But after a well placed kick to the midsection, Zero doubles over and Kole grabs him and hooks in the Kaos Bomb before hitting it! Zero Tolerance is down and just to add insult to injury, Shiyen jumps onto the apron, then onto the top rope and comes off with a Samurai Stomp! Zero Tolerance is out! Kole quickly rolls Shiyen into the ring and starts looking for the ref, but where is he?!
Cole: Wheres the ref!
King: I havent seen him since he got kicked in the head!
Just a corner away from them Price is about to reach down and grab Steve but is taken down by a twisting body splash from Jayson Matthews! Price goes down and the two quickly pick him back up. Jayson hits the RibCracker! Price bounces back onto his feet from the move only to be nailed with the Jaw Breaker from Steve Awesome, its the RibCracker Deluxe! Suddenly the bell rings!
Cole: Whats going on here?!
King: Whos won the match!? Wheres the ref!?
The ref had crawled to the opposite side of the ring, facing the timekeepers table and was able to discreetly signal for the bell.
Announcer: The winners of this match, as a result of disqualification for an attack on the referee are Motor City Mafia!
King: That happened really early into the match!
Kole and Shiyen are obviously irate about this as they slide out of the ring to make due with their surroundings and continue the violence on the original MCM. Awesome and Matthews are ready though and start brawling with Nothing But Carnage as soon as they meet up. Fearing the worst, the timekeeper rings the alarm bell as refs and road agents, and other wrestlers come to break up the fight! Everything has gone to utter chaos due to the match ending and soon even the wrestlers who came out to break up the fight are fighting and everything is just a big awful mess as the XHF logo appears on the screen and we fade to black!