Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 4, 2017 18:09:10 GMT -5
The Xtreme Hardcore Federation Presents:
Gastro
March 17th, 2008
Ford Field
Detroit, Michigan
Stadium Capacity: 64,500
*Following
a short video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied
arena crowd with the official Gastro event banner on the Xtreme-Tron,
explosions going off all over the place and the usual show theme for
our weekly broadcast playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom
over to ringside moments later, where one Obsidian himself is already waiting inside with full referee attire on, and the theme ends as the action is
about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity on this
week's live edition of Gastro....*
*The
lights dim and the crowd goes silent as the sound of footsteps begin to
overtake the PA System and words begin rolling across the Xtreme-Tron.
It only takes one
One man to change the course of History
Your Hero Has Arrived
The
stage begins to smoke up and the spotlight shines on the entrance way.
The crowd begins to cheer softly as Trapt's "Stand Up" begins to play
and Kris Quake comes running out onto the stage full of energy. He runs
from one side of the stage to the other playing to the crowd and
cuaseing there cheers to grow louder and louder before finally stopping
back at the top of the ramp and he begins to walk down the ramp slowly
slapping hands with the fans.
You planted the seed
How my anger has grown
Got an feeling inside that I can't seem to control
You wanna see a reaction
Come on and cut me down
You've gone as far as I'll go
Now you're crossing the line and I am letting you know
Well here's your reaction.
Kris
Quake reaches the ring and leaps up onto the ring apron and looks
around at the crowd that is now cheering loudly as he slowly reaches
down and pulls the XHF Tag Team Championship from around his waist and
raises it in the air causeing the crowd to cheer even louder. He lets
loose a small grin before he leaps over the top rope into the ring and
spins around with his arms spread out.
Stand up
I have had enough
Walk away before I finish what you started
Face to face I will put you in your place
End this game before I finish what you started
Face to face everything will change
Kris Quake stands in the center of the ring looking out at the crowd and nodding he head as the music cuts off.*
*Jet's "Rip it Up" starts pounding out of the PA system as Nelly Angel
comes bursting out of the back. He runs out onto the entranceway as his
manager Joey Hawke slowly walks behind him. Nelly then runs down the
ramp and slides into the ring, ultra pumped for his match while Joey
Hawke slowly finds his place at ringside.*
*"All The Small Things" by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way
down to the ring on his motorscooter and with his tradition half gallon
of milk in hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the
ramp as the crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy whellies down the ramp on
scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of
milk from he ringside announcer and suck the down like crazy also,while
the crowd goes nuts for one last time.*
Triple Threat Match
(Special Guest Referee: Obsidian)
Kris Quake vs. Nelly Angel vs. Minibadboy
The bell rings and all three men come toward the center of the ring. They're looking back and forth at each other. Nelly Angel and Kris Quake then both turn to Minibadboy and start punching him. They kick Minibadboy into the corner and then punch him until he's sitting down in the corner. Quake pushes Nelly away and kicks Minibadboy some more on his own. Nelly however doesn't take too kindly to that and hits Quake in the back with an elbow. Quake turns around and Nelly grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex! Nelly gets up and suddenly Minibadboy clotheslines him from behind! Minibadboy kicks Nelly a few times. Quake meanwhile is getting up and Minibadboy hits him with a punch. Then grabs him and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Minibadboy gets up and Nelly clips him from behind with a chop block.
Cole: For a triple threat, this has been very back and forth.
King: And back again!
Nelly gets up and gets hit from behind with a double axe handle by Quake. Quake then grabs Minibadboy who was getting up and hits a fisherman suplex followed by a quick pin attempt. 1, 2, kickout. Nelly soon gets up and gets a scoop slam for his troubles by Kris Quake. Quake then bounces off the ropes and comes back with a leg drop. He covers with Obsidian again counting the pin. 1, 2, kickout. Quake gets up and Minibadboy is back up and hits Quake with a sidekick. Minibadboy then hits a quick elbow drop. Nelly is back up and hits Minibadboy with a clothesline. Nelly turns and kicks Quake on the floor a few times. Nelly lifts Quake up and grabs him from behind. Minibadboy is back up though and grabs Nelly from behind. Minibadboy lifts Nelly, who in turn lifts Quake, and amazingly we get a double german suplex! The fans go nuts.
King: Wow!
Cole: What a move, or is that moves?
Minibadboy pins Nelly. 1, 2, kickout. He rolls over onto Quake to try again. 1, 2, kickout. Minibadboy gets up and lifts up Quake. He hits a snap suplex. Nelly is getting up and Minibadboy grabs him and hits a belly to back suplex. Minibadboy then goes back to Quake and knees him in the gut, then hits a gutwrench suplex. Minibadboy then goes to Nelly and goes to hit a punch, but Nelly side-steps it, grabs the arm, and takes Minibadboy down into an arm triangle choke! Minibadboy is screaming in pain! Nelly pulls back and Minibadboy tries to fight it. Minibadboy is reaching desparately for the ropes, but Nelly won't let him move. Quake gets to his knees in the meantime and dives with a forearm to Nelly's head to get him off the chokehold. Quake picks Nelly up by the hair and gives him a stiff kick to the gut. Quake then hits an elbow to the back of the head. Quake bounces off the ropes and hits Nelly with a spear! Quake grabs Nelly's legs soon after, folds them, and turns him over into the four leaf clover! He sits back to clench it in tight. Minibadboy is back up though and grabs Quake from behind and locks in a dragon sleeper!
Cole: That is insane!
King: That's gotta hurt!
Quake is trying to move around and break free, but he's trapped himself. Nelly is now screaming in pain even more. But because Minibadboy is right above him, he grabs his legs and pulls himself up. As the ref is checking if Quake is going to give up, Nelly hits a low blow to Minibadboy! Minibadboy lets go and Quake rolls off of Nelly. All three men are down in a heap. Finally Quake is the first one back up and grabs Minibadboy. He whips him to the corner. Quake charges in with a splash. He punches Minibadboy a few times. Nelly is back up and charges at Quake with a clothesline to the back. Nelly then hits a few punches to Minibadboy, but then Minibadboy blocks and switches places with Nelly and then hits a few punches to Nelly. He then lifts Nelly up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up with him. Minibadboy looks to be going for a superplex, but Quake is back and hits a double axe handle into Minibadboy's back. He then gets under Minibadboy and delivers a HUGE powerbomb off of the top turnbuckle! Nelly however, doesn't go with him because he held onto the top rope itself. Quake turns and hits a chop to Nelly's chest and then climbs up the turnbuckle. He hooks Nelly for a superplex of his own, but Nelly lifts Quake up instead and drops him crotch first onto the top rope! Nelly stands on the top rope and kicks Quake so that he temporarily falls over and out of the ring altogether. He then looks over to the still-downed Minibadboy and after a little hesitation jumps off the turnbuckle and hits a massive corkscrew moonsault, aka the Angel-zimmer! Nelly covers as Obsidian slides in right away for the count. 1, 2, 3!
Winner via Pinfall: Nelly Angel!
Cole: Wow, what a triple threat match indeed!
King: What a crazy ending too in typical Junior-Heavyweight fashion!
And Stay Out!
The scene opens on Death Trap arriving to the arena. He's walking to the door with his duffle bag over his shoulder. He walks up and security is there.
Security: Ticket entry is around the corner.
:dt : I'm a wrestler.
Security: Name?
:dt : Death Trap.
The security guard looks on a clipboard.
Security: Not on the list. Sorry pal.
:dt : I don't care about a damn list!
Security: Can't let you in man, commissioner's orders.
DT looks angry. He nods his head and looks away. He turns back and clocks the security guard in the jaw.
:dt : Check that.
Death Trap walks through the door, but on the other side is a hell of a lot more security.
:dt : Son of a--
The scene fades out.
*The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC
hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the
entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his
chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Mr. Slave
comes out behind them, starts slapping the hands of several fans,
including some black folks. Ron Gibson sees this and slaps Mr. Slave
across the face, then grabs him by the head and yells at him. He lets
go and continues walking down the ramp. Displaying a look of disgust,
as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because
of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly.
Staring into the crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about
how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Slave just
follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one
corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron
gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenties at certain fans.
They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.*
Cole: Well here Dirty Deal is, just itching for their time in the spotlight once again.
King: They already have the spotlight, Cole. They just want to prove
they deserve another shot at the tag team gold of the Young Guns
themselves right now.*"Image of the Invisible" by Thrice hits as a Bible comes as the picture on the Xtremetron.
"We're more than carbon and chemicals
We are the image of the invisible
Free will is ours and we can't let go
We are the image of the invisible
We can't allow this, the quiet cull
We are the image of the invisible
So we sing out this, our canticle
We are the image of the invisible"
Genesis
and Exodus step out onto the ramp and raise their arms as the crowd
cheers. Exodus goes to the crowd and starts talking to the fans as
Genesis blesses the ring with a cross, then they turn back to back and
point to themselves saying, "Feel the wrath of a vengeful God." The
chorus hits as they finally break to the ring.
"We all were lost now we are found
No one can stop us or slow us down
We are the named and we are known
We know that we'll never walk alone"
They
roll into the ring. Exodus stands in the center of the ring arms
outstretched waiting. Genesis leaps to the middle rope (not turnbuckle)
and looks out over the crowd. He signs them and then his partner with
the cross. He leaps down and they both stand together waiting.*
Tag Team Match
Dirty Deal (Ron Gibson/Curtis Kanyon) vs. Testament (Genesis/Exodus)
The match starts with Genesis of Testament and Curtis Kanyon of Dirty Deal, standing in the middle of the ring as the bell officially rings in the background. Ron is clapping his hands in one corner of the ring, and so is Exodus, each hyping up their respective partners at this point. The bell rings, and Genesis begins to laugh. Curtis is confused about what's so funny, so we can see him say something, but not hear since the microphone doesnt pick it up. Genesis simply replies with a slap to the face so hard it is heard all throughout the ring. It staggers Curtis back a couple of steps, what a feat of strength, but also a punishment of humiliation. Curtis Kanyon looks back, with a red hand-mark seen on his cheek, and grabs him by the shoulders, and brings him in, hitting Genesis with a knee to the gut. The air is forced out of Genesis' lungs, and he collapses on Curtis. Curtis follows up as he runs full speed, ramming Genesis' body to the corner. Genesis groggily lies back on the turnbuckle, and Curtis bends over, in SPEAR position.
Cole: The match just began
King: And now it's going to end apparently!
Curtis then explodes straight out of the opposite corner, and begins charging rapidly towards Genesis, but as he gets towards the middle, Exodus taps on his partner's shoulder, making an abrupt tag of sorts. Before Curtis can hit Genesis, Exodus, still on the apron, jumps and hits Curtis with a hurricanrana, sending Curtis Kanyon clear out of the ring over the top rope! The crowd gasps in respect to Exodus' athleticism being shown thus far. Meanwhile Genesis rolls out of the ring, letting him rest up for a bit before Exodus looks up at Curtis Kanyon outside the ring. Exodus backs up a bit, before jumping a little bit in place. He runs at full speed out of the ring, hitting Curtis Kanyon with a huge clothesline that connects head on! After a little struggle due to the energy it took to accomplish this, Exodus is able to get back up and begins yelling in the air. He grabs Curtis, and shoves him back in the ring, under the bottom rope. He slides back in the ring right behind, and pins Curtis Kanyon: One, Two, Thr-Kickout!
Cole: Testament could very well be making a strong case towards Venom and Velez here tonight that they deserve another shot at the gold sometime soon.
King: Indeed, though it's still far too early to count out Dirty Deal either so we'll see what happens the rest of the way here in this matchup.
Exodus looks back up, and with a sigh, looks back down to Curtis. He drags his leg and brings him to his corner. He then tags Genesis. Genesis climbs the top rope, and jumps off for a Covenant of the Flood, aka a Shooting Star Press splash! Curtis moves out of the way however, leaving Genesis to hit the mat hard. Genesis groans loudly in pain, but as Curtis rolls out of the ring, he is closer to Ron Gibson, and is able to finally tag him in. Ron Gibson jumps into the ring, and Exodus gives a look toward the recovering Genesis. Genesis nods to Exodus, and looks back to Ron. Genesis then picks up Ron as he is running towards him. He throws Ron behind him, towards Exodus, and Exodus has his arm out for a clothesline, but Ron surprises everyone in the crowd as he sends Exodus to the outside with Curtis' own very signature maneuver, the GORE! Exodus goes to the outside, but Ron stays in the ring, not going any farther than the ropes. He lands on his feet from the previous spear, barely, and turns around. Genesis then goes for a superkick, but Ron barely ducks it. Before Genesis can turn around, Ron grabs jo, and hits a half nelson backbreaker. He goes for the cover: One, Two, Thr-Genesis kicks out!
Cole: Close one there for Genesis. Dirty Deal almost got the victory!
King: Yep, but just as suspected though Dirty Deal seems to be gaining more and more momentum the longer this match wears on overall.
Ron Gibson brings Genesis to his feet, and begins giving him lefts and rights, weak enough so that he won't fall down so easily, however, strong enough that it deals a considerable amount of damage, but making him stagger back. After a moment of punches, Genesis is pushed to the ropes. Ron Gibson throws Genesis for an Irish whip, and he comes back as the two each meet in a double clothesline attempt on one another! Eventually Genesis staggers back up, and waits for Ron Gibson to get back up as well. He does and Genesis hits a picture perfect backflip uranage slam, aka the Original Sin! He falls on top of Ron. Pinfall: One, Two, Curtis Kanyon somehow reacts quick enough to put Ron's foot on the bottom rope! Back in the ring, Genesis brings Ron Gibson to his feet, and throws him to the ropes, and runs to the ropes at the same time. As he hits the ropes, hes able to tag in Curtis, but also: As Ron hits the ropes, Genesis clotheslines Ron Gibson out of the ring, and as he lands on the floor outside the ring, he looks to be out cold. Genesis sighs, full of accomplishment, until he turns around into a vicious GORE from behind!
Cole: GORE! GORE!
King: Ouch for Genesis.
Curtis Kanyon pins Genesis: One, Two, Interference by Exodus to break up the count. The referee takes action, and begins talking to Exodus right away. As this happens, Exodus begins nodding, and meanwhile Curtis Kanyon begins bringing Genesis to his feet. Curtis Kanyon begins jabbing him left and right, and Genesis is senselessly waving his arms left and right, trying to keep his bearings, and trying to figure out how to tag in Exodus, who's obviously itching for a fight by now. Curtis Kanyon grabs Genesis and begins locking on a bear hug, throwing him around, trying to get him to give up on the spot. Genesis begins throwing his arms around, trying to find some ropes to latch onto. With a growl, Genesis finally balls his fists, and gives Curtis an axe handle to the shoulder. Kanyon slows down, but still has the afformentioned move locked in tight. Genesis hits again, and this time, Kanyon is forced to let go altogether. Kanyon then goes for a clothesline, but Genesis ducks it. In turn Kanyon spins around moments later into a dropkick from Genesis! Both men are down until. NIP UP! Genesis leaps halfway across the ring, to tag in Exodus!
Cole: Some real Xtreme action here tonight folks!
King: No doubt about it Cole!
Curtis Kanyon gets back to his feet, and runs full speed to Exodus, whom gets knocked down. We then pan over to see Ron Gibson, running towards Exodus as well, who gets hit with an elbow to the face. Curtis Kanyon is running back to Exodus, but Exodus hits him with a suplex. At this time, everyone has cleared the ring, except Exodus, and Curtis Kanyon. Exodus brings Kanyon to his feet, and hits him with a hip toss. They both get up, and Kanyon brings down Exodus with a flying clothesline. Exodus goes down. They both get up after a moment and begin brawling. Curtis Kanyon, being the crazier and more brawler wrestling type, goes on the offensive. He gets the upper hand, and knocks Exodus down with an uppercut. Exodus gets up, and nearly gets GORED yet again, except that Exodus was able to flip this up to a powerbomb and hits it on Curtis! Exodus sits down, and keeps down the powerbomb hit for a pin: One, Two, Kickout! Exodus then gets back up and brings Curtis Kanyon to his feet. Exodus runs backwards into the ropes, and jumps off FLYING towards Curtis Kanyon!
Cole: I love seeing him fly.
King: I'm already convinced Exodus is part bird.
Bad part about being flying like this is that Exodus got caught unfortunately. Curtis manages to catch him in a Piledriver type position. He's looking to end this contest once and for all! The crowd gasps. He's about to go down to hit the move, but Exodus shifts his weight to land on his feet, catching Curtis in the way he wants it to. He's in position for the Plague of Death! Ron Gibson jumps into the ring, about to break the move but, clothesline from behind on him by Genesis, knocking Ron outside the ring altogether! Ron Gibson goes down outside. Genesis then looks down at him, and quickly jumps out of the ring to land on Gibson, knocking him down and making sure that no one interferes with this pin at all! Elsewhere Exodus is about to hit the previous move from earlier, but Curtis uses the mobility that he can muster with his arm, and in underhanded fashion low blows his adversary! Exodus is hit hard, and in this position, the referee couldn't see. Also since he was focused a little on Genesis/Gibson going down outside the ring as it were. Curtis then rolls Exodus up, and the referee finds this instead. He goes for the pin: ONE, TWO, THREE!
Winners via Pinfall: Dirty Deal!
Cole: What an AMAZING MATCH! I didn't think Dirty Deal could pull it off there for a while!
King: This has to be one of their closest and most exciting matches to date! But Exodus got screwed!
Genesis and Exodus manage to get themselves both back in the ring, watching Dirty Deal get up and have their arms raised by the ref as supposed "winners" of the match. Testament obviously isnt the least bit happy about this, but they hear another noise altogether at the same time. More specifically Dirty Deal's theme song had begun playing over the PA but suddenly it's cut off as the unfamiliar sounds of "Inside The Fire" by Disturbed begin blazing loudly through the speaker system. Dirty Deal look up toward the entranceway in baffled confusion, but find no one whatsoever emerging just yet. The fans soon begin making plenty of noise as there is a rustle amongst the massive ringside crowd itself. Thereafter none other than the improbable duo of former rivals Michael Storm and Matt Hicks come sneaking along side by side through the sea of fans! The two then quietly jump the barricade together, and slip up inside the ring from behind towards the still-confused Dirty Deal themselves. They instantly sense something behind them and turn around. Terrible choice on their part. Simultaneously Hicks/Storm grab each of the men and before they can react they're hit with a set of kicks to the gut, then two brutal DDTs! Matt and Michael in turn make their way back to their feet and look down upon the two lifeless bodies of Gibson and Kanyon with identical smirks of approval across their faces, along with a confident fist bump toward each other in an undeniable sign of unity as it were. They then glance back over toward Testament a few feet away, who are also completely confused regarding the unbelievable actions of these two infamous individuals. With another set of speechless smirks though, both Matt Hicks and Michael Storm then leave Testament and everyone else who's watching to their various thoughts as they fiercely exit the ring together and back side by side up the rampway to mostly mixed audience reactions before disappearing out of view for good through the curtains.
Cole: Now what in the holy HELL were these latest post-match shenanigans of Hicks and Storm all about?!!
King: Actually the better question is why are THESE two of all people suddenly joined up together as an apparent new tag team of all things, in the first place?!
Cole: Yeah this whole thing is bizzare and pretty surreal all around given their history as Hardcore Titles rivals not too long ago, but nonetheless it seems they're intent on sending a strong "message" of their own towards the whole tag division that they're a force to be reckoned with from here on out.
King: I'd have to agree with that assessment too, no doubt that if they're watching this certainly grabbed the attention of the Young Guns among others heading into Night of Champions this month.
*Upon returning from commercial we cut back in to find none other than Matt Hicks and Michael Storm themselves as they're by now walking along together down a backstage hallway corridor and chatting it up over their latest "actions" toward Dirty Deal. The camera focuses in a little closer and listens in mid-conversation to what's being said...*
: -Hahaha, now THAT my friend was what I'd call the ultimate measure of revenge on those two egocentric assclowns Curtis Kanyon and Ron Gibson, especially after all the endless amounts of hell they put us both through in the past on a personal level, all in all it's time they and everyone else learned that we are not men to be screwed with, no, we are hereby the premier tag team FORCE to be reckoned with goddamnit!
: Right on brother, right on. Heh, and ya know the best part of ALL about the way we stuck it to them tonight was that they nor anyone else in the world saw it coming the least bit, we totally had the element of surprise on our side and more importantly we're still just that damn good period!
: Oh absolutely, and just for the record I sincerely hope Velez and Venom were watching this since there's nothing, nothing at all I'd like more than for US to be the ones who quite possibly shut them both up for good at Night of Champions, the ones who proceed to kick their respective teeth down their throat as they all too fittingly CHOKE away their final reign as tag team champs come March 30th! And moreover make NO mistake that this isn't even remotely close to being the end of our latest "business" venture as it pertains to a certain Dirty Deal duo, see Michael the way I figure it is that it's like an old saying of sorts, a certain saying that goes a little somethin' like, "divide...and conquer". In other words if he's man enough to accept, or hell, man enough to let alone even show his FACE again after that first-class beatdown we just dished out, then by god I DEMAND to get that pesky ole' thorn in my side Ron Gibson one on one, mano-e-mano, man to man for ONE final time this Friday night on the next and final ever edition of Friday night Gastro! Plain and simple it's time to show the world for good that it was Matt Hicks, NOT Ron Gibson and moreover NOT the rest of Kanyon Inc. that put White is Right on the map as former champs to begin with in the tag division,....oh and just because I hate how that goofball blatently ripped off MY team gimmick as far the Mr. Slave stuff is concerned, yeah that too.
: Preach on brother, preach on! And shit just to make things twice as interesting I'd also like to call out that freak of nature Curtis Kanyon for this Friday night myself, it's high time that useless little cracka got re-introduced to the Prince of motherfucking PAIN like never before, and just for old time's sake why don't we perhaps make this contest take place in the violent, always unpredictable environment we all know Michael Storm thrives in more than any other by far...a HARDCORE rules matchup sucka!
*The two then arrogantly high five one another and it looks as if Matt is about to say something else in typical rambling fashion but, NO, what is this?!! From behind both men are suddenly taken straight DOWN and brutally stomped upon until they're literally out cold by two shadowy figures out of nowhere, two figures who soon step fully into the camera's spotlight and reveal themselves as...THE Young Guns in the flesh, Charlie Velez and Venom!!! Within a split second of this the background arena crowd ERUPTS with boos as the two stand casually over the battered bodies of Hicks and Storm, shaking their heads a little in arrogant disgust for their adversaries...*
:venom: Welllll well well, oh how the latest "mighty" tag team has fallen already, pffft, not even 5 full minutes on the "job", if you can even call it that.
: Yep rule one of the unwritten XHF handbook Venom, always, ALWAYS keep an eye over your own shoulder around here, because ya never can quite tell who might be lurking, watching, waiting, and more than anxious to strike when you least expect it. But then again, these two chumps much like Dirty Deal and Testament are dumber than a couple of stumps so the whole sneak attack routine is SO unneccessary if you think about it...
:venom: Touche Charlie, touche. But now though the one lone question that remains is, WHO should we choose once and for all as our official Tag Team Championship opponents at Night of Champions? I mean, on one hand there's...these two, *rolls eyes sarcastically toward Hicks/Storm*, but then, on the other there's Testament and Dirty Deal who, well let's just say they aren't exactly a rousing "upgrade" themselves...
: Yeah talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place here, seems no matter who we pick we're stuck in a no-LOSE situation, haha, get it?
*Venom just glances back and forth a little nervously in silence,...basically the way his signature emoticon face always is for instance.*
: Ok ok forget that then. But ya know what, if anyone around here is good at making the absolute best of an otherwise dreadful situation it's us, the Young Guns, the Higher Powers, the driving force behind all things meaningful in an otherwise dreadful existance of a life for all within XHF. SO, as such what I'd suggest is say not neccessarily selecting one of these assorted lowlife teams to take on at Night of Champions VII...but how about, ALL of these teams at once, all inside one big overcrowded ring in a Fatal Fourway Tornado Tag Team affair!
:venom: *Ding ding ding*, ladies and gentlemen I do believe we have a winner here tonight!
: Ooh ooh ooh, so what's my prize then V?!
:venom: Why of course your "prize" sir is the same exact prize everyone else in this matchup, and for that matter Reckless Jack himself will be rewarded with soon enough, the opportunity to experience first-hand the greatness of one of US doing what we do best as always, THE two greatest wrestlers to ever set foot in an XHF ring as they deliver certified ass whippings night in, and night out, a spectacle I'm sure we can ALL come together and enjoy in not so blissful harmony one way...or another.
: Couldn't have said it better myself V, couldn't have said it any bit better myself...
*With this the two then turn away for good from the downed corpses of Hicks and Storm, and with one last general scoff of disdain toward the two Venom and Charlie set off nonchalantly down the hall and out of sight entirely as we cut to a final commercial break this evening before our much-anticipated main event...*
*Without warning, the whole arena goes dark. The sound system
stops. People start to get restless and begin to talk to each other,
talk on their cell phones or go to the concession stands. Then without
a second warning "Washing Away Me In The Tides" by Trivium begins to
play. Once the vocals of Matt Heafy begin to take the arena over, red
strobe light kicks up.
"Disgusted with what I see
So many pieces left of you and me
Glass falls like rain
I'll crucify you for this pain
Tonight I leave this town
In love I'd burn it all down
To the ground (You're nothing to me)
To the ground (You're fucking killing me)"
Red sparks fly down from the ceiling as the lights are back on. Reckless Jack stands amidst the sparks as with his arms out.
"Abandon all hope
Washing away me in the tides
Unclenching the fists
Made round my neck
Accepting the end"
Once he brings them back in; he starts to walk down to the ring,
slapping hands with the many fans. Reckless Jack goes around ringside,
still high fiving the fans until he has completed the trip around. He
then walks up the ring steps and enters through the middle rope.
Reckless Jack then goes to the closest turnbuckle and proceeds to look
out into the crowd before back flipping off. A few fans take a picture
as he hops off and does the same on the opposite side of the ring.
Reckless Jack finally stands in the middle of the ring. While his music
fades away, he makes sure his kickpads are in place before getting
ready for the match.*
King: Here comes the former World Champ! He's got a tough order tonight no doubt.
Cole: Going up against yet another former XHF World Champion, and one half of the current Tag Team Champions.
*The lights in the arena dim as the "In Time" by Mark Collie begins to slowly play over the PA System
As
the song ends AFIs This time Imperfect begins to play and the arena
spotlight moves to the entrance ramp as the Xtreme-Tron lights up
As
the first verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the
banner is completely covered in black, then one spider leaps towards
the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits
the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits
the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the
ramp wearing a full body hooded trench so the hood covers his face.
Slowly he drops down to one knee in the middle of the ramp and spreads
his arms.
Venom
gets up to his feet and begins walking towards the ring and stops in
front of the ring and looks from left to right with his hood still on
and then enters the ring. Venom rolls into the center of the ring and
pulls off his hood and drops to one knee again and points to the sky.
Venom gets back up and takes off his trench and his "T-Shirt as the
song fades out.*
Singles Match
Reckless Jack vs. Venom
The bell rings and Venom charges and tackles Reckless Jack to the mat. He attacks with a flurry of rights. Jack throws him off and both men get up. Venom swings at Jack, but Jack ducks and hits a stiff shot to Venom's ribs. He then takes Venom over with a hip toss. Venom gets up and Jack clubs him across the back. He then grabs the hair and yanks Venom backward into the mat. The ref argues with Jack about the hair pulling as Venom gets back up nearby. Venom turns Jack around and hits him in the jaw with a forearm. He whips Jack to the ropes, but Jack reverses. Venom bounces back toward Jack and Jack bends down for a back body drop, but Venom jumps over and rolls him up with a sunset flip. Venom grabs the bottom rope with his hand for leverage. 1, 2, the ref notices and tells Venom to get off.
Cole: Venom trying to end it quick with some cheating.
King: It ain't cheating if you don't get caught. And he got caught.
Jack gets up and Venom is again on the attack with a knee to the gut. He grabs Jack and locks him up for a suplex, but when he lifts, Jack has his arm around the top rope to block. Jack reverses and lifts Venom up, then drops him gut first over the top rope! Venom falls to his feet on the apron, holding his gut. Jack bounces off the ropes and comes back with a leaping calf kick to Venom's face, sending him back first into the guardrail! Jack goes out onto the apron and awaits Venom to get up. When he does, Jack delivers an Asai moonsault to his nemesis! Both men are down for a few seconds. Jack gets up and breaks the ref count and then goes back out. He grabs Venom, but Venom hits an uppercut to Jack. He then kicks Jack in the gut, grabs him and hits a snap suplex. Venom gets up and rolls in and out of the ring to break the count. He then kicks at Jack.
King: These guys can't be contained inside the ring!
Cole: This is certainly getting brutal fast.
Venom then picks up Jack and hits a belly to belly suplex on the floor! Venom gets up and pulls Jack up and kicks him in the gut. He sets him up to suplex him on the metal ramp, but Jack hits a kidney shot to Venom. He then gets out and hits a quick STO on the rampway! Both men are down. The ref is actually nearing the end of his count when Jack and Awesome start to move. But wait, all the sudden Curtis Kanyon appears as he charges out of the crowd and slides into the ring! He goes toward the two mostly focusing on Venom, but the ref stops him. Curtis is arguing with the ref when Ron Gibson and Obsidian come out of the entryway in the distant background. Ron charges and hits Venom outside the ring with the Deal Breaker! Obsidian meanwhile grabs Jack from behind and hits a reverse DDT on the cold hard floor! Both Ron and Obsidian then climb quickly over the guard rail barrier and hide while Curtis Kanyon leaves the ref alone and walks calmly out of the ring.
Cole: What the hell was that?
King: Dirty Deal just took out part of their competition for Night of Champions with a little underhanded help from the Junior-Heavyweight Champ! And as for Jack, well it seems he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time sadly!
Cole: Damnit! And by the way where the hell was Charlie Velez at during all this?
King: Probably left the building for the night already, since after seeing Hicks and Storm blatently lay out Dirty Deal we all thought we'd seen the last of them for good this evening, but as always these two have more tricks up their sleeve than most would expect!
Back at ringside now the ref, still unaware of everything that's just transpired, turns and makes his count toward both Venom and Jack who remain unmoving outside the ring. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Winner: Draw due to Double Countout!
*Gibson and Obsidian then get up from their crouching positions once the match is over and hop back over the rail. Ron kicks Venom in the ribs as he walks by him. They enter the ring as does Curtis Kanyon and all three men stand with their arms raised together in accomplishment as the show fades to commercial once again before Mongo's major announcement involving the X*Crown Championship itself...*
***Mongo the Destroyer makes a major announcement regarding the X*Crown Championship for Night of Champions
VII***
King: Oh boy! Mongo time!
Cole: I can't wait to hear.
But wait! Commissioner Kanyon appears on the Xtreme Tron. He's sitting behind his desk in his office.
:kanyon2 : Hello fans of the XHF. I know Mongo was supposedly supposed to come out and talk business. Well, if you haven't noticed, he's been busy. Instead of spending time taking care of the XHF and trying to make it swim, he's letting it sink while he runs around looking for some tramp that doesn't really do anything. Luckily, you have me.
The crowd boos heavily.
:kanyon2 : Now now, I'm here to help the XHF. I'm here to help all our superstars. And I'm here to help you. First things first, Doc and Rat Bastard. I don't like either man. They've never been good for this company, and they've never been good for you. But the match has been made because these individuals, as dirty as they may be, have some pretty sturdy contracts. But I can still affect this match, and I want these men as far away from the XHF as possible, and I want them to kill each other. So their match at Night of Champions will be non-sanctioned by the XHF. They can do whatever they want to each other.
The crowd cheers the idea of an all out brawl between those two crazy wrestlers.
:kanyon2 : Now, as for the Young Guns, running around, calling themselves champions. They are not champions! I stripped Venom and MGK of the tag titles months ago, and just because they never returned the belts and Velez stole one does not mean that they are the XHF tag te--
:gq : Hey CK1.
:kanyon2 : What? I'm in the middle of something here.
:gq : We just got an e-mail you should look at.
GQ hands Kanyon a sheet of paper.
:kanyon2 : "Dear Chris, we've got the tag belts. We are the champions. If you disagree, then I'll let the world know about that time that you we..."
Kanyon's voice dies down and he reads silently. His eyes widen. He puts down the paper and looks into the camera.
:kanyon2 : Uh...as I was saying...ladies and gentleman, you're new tag team champions! The Young Guns, Venom and Charlie Velez! Those boys will be going places I'm sure.
Kanyon looks around.
:kanyon2 : Now, as for MY X*Crown title. I've been looking around, there's just no one in the XHF worthy of my challenge. I'm sorry. So I guess I'm going to have to go outside the XHF and find a suita--
Just then, "In the Hall of the Mountain King" hits the P.A. and Mongo comes out of the entryway. He walks down to the ring as Kanyon looks angry on the Tron. Mongo enters the ring and has a mic.
:mongo : Hold on there Chris!
:kanyon2 : Mongo! What's up buddy?
:mongo : Oh not much, just, you know, looking around for a tramp apparently.
:kanyon2 : Oh...what? Who would--I mean, I was, that was just, jokes. Joking. Totally joking.
:mongo : Right. No, I get it. Ha ha. Funny. Now, I was going to come out here and say how important the X*Crown is to the legacy of the XHF, and it is, and I was going to say how it should be defended valiantly and in a basic match to show true skills.
:kanyon2 : That my good sir is an excellent idea!
:mongo : Yes. That's what I was going to say. But recently, my mind was changed. I'd say a few minutes ago. In fact, a lot of it was because of you. Kanyon, I hired you as commissioner because I knew you'd be ruthless, and I knew you could get the job done without letting feelings get in your way. But that's when I thought you were still to injured to wrestle. Now that your an in ring competitor, you're abusing your power, and frankly, you're a horrible person.
:kanyon2 : What? Me?
:mongo : You're a sinner Chris. And it hit me, what better match for you to have at NOC, than one where you can either be punished, or save yourself. For the second time ever, the X*Crown title will be defended at Night of Champions in a Seven Deadly Sins match!
:kanyon2 : WHAT!?
:mongo : For those who don't know, that means Chris will be defending his belt against six competitors in an elimination match. As for the competitors, why not six men you've sinned against over the coarse of your career. At Night of Champions Chris, you will face Death Trap, you will face JFK, you will face AJ Phoenix, you will face Kuroi, you will face Rage, and you will face MGK!
:kanyon2 : WHAT!? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
:mongo : I can, and I did! Cut his feed.
:kanyon2 : You son of a--*The tron cuts to a camera focused on Mongo.*
:mongo : Now with business out of the way, lets get personal. Mr. X! You have my assistant...my friend...Bonnie. She doesn't deserve this, and you know it. Leave her out of it! Get out here and bring her back to me!
:mrx : Oh Mongo.
Mongo looks around, but Mr. X can't be seen.
:mrx : Mongo, try looking up.
Mongo looks up and a spotlight is going all around the rafters. Finally, it finds Mr. X standing on a rafter.
:mrx : Wait! Don't move Mongo! You want Bonnie back? I can send her down for you!
Mr. X leans over and pulls up a heavy looking brown potato sack with blonde hair coming out of it. Mongo looks shocked.
:mrx : Now, if you want her back in a more safe manner, I can do that. But I'm only going to do it if I get what I want. And what I want is a special stipulation for our match at Night of Champions.
:mongo : Okay! Okay, whatever, just don't hurt her!
Mr. X smiles.
:mrx : Excellent. Well then Mongo, I want to punish you good. And I want to do it in a way that hurts you physically, emotionally, and hell, why not even your pride! You and I, we're going to go at it in a Flawless Match!
The crowd pops for the match.
:mongo : Yeah, great, Flawless match, just don't hurt Bonnie. Let her go.
Mr. X lifts the sack.
:mrx : Yeah, I told you, I will let her go...
Mr. X pushes the sack over the rafters! Mongo gasps. It goes falling and hits the cement floor near the entry ramp. A blonde wig and broken potatoes come flying out. Mongo looks shocked and relieved at the same time.
:mrx : ...I'll let her go after I destroy you at Night of Champions. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA!
Mongo looks up at Mr. X and looks furious. Mr. X continues to laugh in the rafters as the show fades to a close.
Gastro
March 17th, 2008
Ford Field
Detroit, Michigan
Stadium Capacity: 64,500
*Following
a short video intro for the event we open up to the night's frenzied
arena crowd with the official Gastro event banner on the Xtreme-Tron,
explosions going off all over the place and the usual show theme for
our weekly broadcast playing loudly across the PA System. We then zoom
over to ringside moments later, where one Obsidian himself is already waiting inside with full referee attire on, and the theme ends as the action is
about to begin for tonight with the first in-ring activity on this
week's live edition of Gastro....*
*The
lights dim and the crowd goes silent as the sound of footsteps begin to
overtake the PA System and words begin rolling across the Xtreme-Tron.
It only takes one
One man to change the course of History
Your Hero Has Arrived
The
stage begins to smoke up and the spotlight shines on the entrance way.
The crowd begins to cheer softly as Trapt's "Stand Up" begins to play
and Kris Quake comes running out onto the stage full of energy. He runs
from one side of the stage to the other playing to the crowd and
cuaseing there cheers to grow louder and louder before finally stopping
back at the top of the ramp and he begins to walk down the ramp slowly
slapping hands with the fans.
You planted the seed
How my anger has grown
Got an feeling inside that I can't seem to control
You wanna see a reaction
Come on and cut me down
You've gone as far as I'll go
Now you're crossing the line and I am letting you know
Well here's your reaction.
Kris
Quake reaches the ring and leaps up onto the ring apron and looks
around at the crowd that is now cheering loudly as he slowly reaches
down and pulls the XHF Tag Team Championship from around his waist and
raises it in the air causeing the crowd to cheer even louder. He lets
loose a small grin before he leaps over the top rope into the ring and
spins around with his arms spread out.
Stand up
I have had enough
Walk away before I finish what you started
Face to face I will put you in your place
End this game before I finish what you started
Face to face everything will change
Kris Quake stands in the center of the ring looking out at the crowd and nodding he head as the music cuts off.*
*Jet's "Rip it Up" starts pounding out of the PA system as Nelly Angel
comes bursting out of the back. He runs out onto the entranceway as his
manager Joey Hawke slowly walks behind him. Nelly then runs down the
ramp and slides into the ring, ultra pumped for his match while Joey
Hawke slowly finds his place at ringside.*
*"All The Small Things" by Blink 182 plays as Minibadboy makes his way
down to the ring on his motorscooter and with his tradition half gallon
of milk in hand and starts sucking it down like crazy at the top of the
ramp as the crowd goes nuts. Minibadboy whellies down the ramp on
scooter and then slides into the ring. Calling for more half gallons of
milk from he ringside announcer and suck the down like crazy also,while
the crowd goes nuts for one last time.*
Triple Threat Match
(Special Guest Referee: Obsidian)
Kris Quake vs. Nelly Angel vs. Minibadboy
The bell rings and all three men come toward the center of the ring. They're looking back and forth at each other. Nelly Angel and Kris Quake then both turn to Minibadboy and start punching him. They kick Minibadboy into the corner and then punch him until he's sitting down in the corner. Quake pushes Nelly away and kicks Minibadboy some more on his own. Nelly however doesn't take too kindly to that and hits Quake in the back with an elbow. Quake turns around and Nelly grabs him and hits a belly to belly suplex! Nelly gets up and suddenly Minibadboy clotheslines him from behind! Minibadboy kicks Nelly a few times. Quake meanwhile is getting up and Minibadboy hits him with a punch. Then grabs him and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Minibadboy gets up and Nelly clips him from behind with a chop block.
Cole: For a triple threat, this has been very back and forth.
King: And back again!
Nelly gets up and gets hit from behind with a double axe handle by Quake. Quake then grabs Minibadboy who was getting up and hits a fisherman suplex followed by a quick pin attempt. 1, 2, kickout. Nelly soon gets up and gets a scoop slam for his troubles by Kris Quake. Quake then bounces off the ropes and comes back with a leg drop. He covers with Obsidian again counting the pin. 1, 2, kickout. Quake gets up and Minibadboy is back up and hits Quake with a sidekick. Minibadboy then hits a quick elbow drop. Nelly is back up and hits Minibadboy with a clothesline. Nelly turns and kicks Quake on the floor a few times. Nelly lifts Quake up and grabs him from behind. Minibadboy is back up though and grabs Nelly from behind. Minibadboy lifts Nelly, who in turn lifts Quake, and amazingly we get a double german suplex! The fans go nuts.
King: Wow!
Cole: What a move, or is that moves?
Minibadboy pins Nelly. 1, 2, kickout. He rolls over onto Quake to try again. 1, 2, kickout. Minibadboy gets up and lifts up Quake. He hits a snap suplex. Nelly is getting up and Minibadboy grabs him and hits a belly to back suplex. Minibadboy then goes back to Quake and knees him in the gut, then hits a gutwrench suplex. Minibadboy then goes to Nelly and goes to hit a punch, but Nelly side-steps it, grabs the arm, and takes Minibadboy down into an arm triangle choke! Minibadboy is screaming in pain! Nelly pulls back and Minibadboy tries to fight it. Minibadboy is reaching desparately for the ropes, but Nelly won't let him move. Quake gets to his knees in the meantime and dives with a forearm to Nelly's head to get him off the chokehold. Quake picks Nelly up by the hair and gives him a stiff kick to the gut. Quake then hits an elbow to the back of the head. Quake bounces off the ropes and hits Nelly with a spear! Quake grabs Nelly's legs soon after, folds them, and turns him over into the four leaf clover! He sits back to clench it in tight. Minibadboy is back up though and grabs Quake from behind and locks in a dragon sleeper!
Cole: That is insane!
King: That's gotta hurt!
Quake is trying to move around and break free, but he's trapped himself. Nelly is now screaming in pain even more. But because Minibadboy is right above him, he grabs his legs and pulls himself up. As the ref is checking if Quake is going to give up, Nelly hits a low blow to Minibadboy! Minibadboy lets go and Quake rolls off of Nelly. All three men are down in a heap. Finally Quake is the first one back up and grabs Minibadboy. He whips him to the corner. Quake charges in with a splash. He punches Minibadboy a few times. Nelly is back up and charges at Quake with a clothesline to the back. Nelly then hits a few punches to Minibadboy, but then Minibadboy blocks and switches places with Nelly and then hits a few punches to Nelly. He then lifts Nelly up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up with him. Minibadboy looks to be going for a superplex, but Quake is back and hits a double axe handle into Minibadboy's back. He then gets under Minibadboy and delivers a HUGE powerbomb off of the top turnbuckle! Nelly however, doesn't go with him because he held onto the top rope itself. Quake turns and hits a chop to Nelly's chest and then climbs up the turnbuckle. He hooks Nelly for a superplex of his own, but Nelly lifts Quake up instead and drops him crotch first onto the top rope! Nelly stands on the top rope and kicks Quake so that he temporarily falls over and out of the ring altogether. He then looks over to the still-downed Minibadboy and after a little hesitation jumps off the turnbuckle and hits a massive corkscrew moonsault, aka the Angel-zimmer! Nelly covers as Obsidian slides in right away for the count. 1, 2, 3!
Winner via Pinfall: Nelly Angel!
Cole: Wow, what a triple threat match indeed!
King: What a crazy ending too in typical Junior-Heavyweight fashion!
And Stay Out!
The scene opens on Death Trap arriving to the arena. He's walking to the door with his duffle bag over his shoulder. He walks up and security is there.
Security: Ticket entry is around the corner.
:dt : I'm a wrestler.
Security: Name?
:dt : Death Trap.
The security guard looks on a clipboard.
Security: Not on the list. Sorry pal.
:dt : I don't care about a damn list!
Security: Can't let you in man, commissioner's orders.
DT looks angry. He nods his head and looks away. He turns back and clocks the security guard in the jaw.
:dt : Check that.
Death Trap walks through the door, but on the other side is a hell of a lot more security.
:dt : Son of a--
The scene fades out.
*The lights begin to flash as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC
hits the speakers. Ron Gibson and Curtis Kanyon emerge from the
entryway. Ron looks out to everyone at attendance as Curtis pounds his
chest with his fists and then raises his arms in the air. Mr. Slave
comes out behind them, starts slapping the hands of several fans,
including some black folks. Ron Gibson sees this and slaps Mr. Slave
across the face, then grabs him by the head and yells at him. He lets
go and continues walking down the ramp. Displaying a look of disgust,
as he sees people of all races booing his ass. He ignores them because
of who they are and continues walking down the ramp ever so slowly.
Staring into the crowd. Curtis walks alongside him, screaming about
how he's going to rip his opponents tonight in half. Mr. Slave just
follows them along. Ron and Curtis enter the ring. Curtis climbs one
corner and pounds his chest again, showing off to the audience. Ron
gets up on the opposite corner and yells obscenties at certain fans.
They then meet in their corner and talk strategy until the match begins.*
Cole: Well here Dirty Deal is, just itching for their time in the spotlight once again.
King: They already have the spotlight, Cole. They just want to prove
they deserve another shot at the tag team gold of the Young Guns
themselves right now.*"Image of the Invisible" by Thrice hits as a Bible comes as the picture on the Xtremetron.
"We're more than carbon and chemicals
We are the image of the invisible
Free will is ours and we can't let go
We are the image of the invisible
We can't allow this, the quiet cull
We are the image of the invisible
So we sing out this, our canticle
We are the image of the invisible"
Genesis
and Exodus step out onto the ramp and raise their arms as the crowd
cheers. Exodus goes to the crowd and starts talking to the fans as
Genesis blesses the ring with a cross, then they turn back to back and
point to themselves saying, "Feel the wrath of a vengeful God." The
chorus hits as they finally break to the ring.
"We all were lost now we are found
No one can stop us or slow us down
We are the named and we are known
We know that we'll never walk alone"
They
roll into the ring. Exodus stands in the center of the ring arms
outstretched waiting. Genesis leaps to the middle rope (not turnbuckle)
and looks out over the crowd. He signs them and then his partner with
the cross. He leaps down and they both stand together waiting.*
Tag Team Match
Dirty Deal (Ron Gibson/Curtis Kanyon) vs. Testament (Genesis/Exodus)
The match starts with Genesis of Testament and Curtis Kanyon of Dirty Deal, standing in the middle of the ring as the bell officially rings in the background. Ron is clapping his hands in one corner of the ring, and so is Exodus, each hyping up their respective partners at this point. The bell rings, and Genesis begins to laugh. Curtis is confused about what's so funny, so we can see him say something, but not hear since the microphone doesnt pick it up. Genesis simply replies with a slap to the face so hard it is heard all throughout the ring. It staggers Curtis back a couple of steps, what a feat of strength, but also a punishment of humiliation. Curtis Kanyon looks back, with a red hand-mark seen on his cheek, and grabs him by the shoulders, and brings him in, hitting Genesis with a knee to the gut. The air is forced out of Genesis' lungs, and he collapses on Curtis. Curtis follows up as he runs full speed, ramming Genesis' body to the corner. Genesis groggily lies back on the turnbuckle, and Curtis bends over, in SPEAR position.
Cole: The match just began
King: And now it's going to end apparently!
Curtis then explodes straight out of the opposite corner, and begins charging rapidly towards Genesis, but as he gets towards the middle, Exodus taps on his partner's shoulder, making an abrupt tag of sorts. Before Curtis can hit Genesis, Exodus, still on the apron, jumps and hits Curtis with a hurricanrana, sending Curtis Kanyon clear out of the ring over the top rope! The crowd gasps in respect to Exodus' athleticism being shown thus far. Meanwhile Genesis rolls out of the ring, letting him rest up for a bit before Exodus looks up at Curtis Kanyon outside the ring. Exodus backs up a bit, before jumping a little bit in place. He runs at full speed out of the ring, hitting Curtis Kanyon with a huge clothesline that connects head on! After a little struggle due to the energy it took to accomplish this, Exodus is able to get back up and begins yelling in the air. He grabs Curtis, and shoves him back in the ring, under the bottom rope. He slides back in the ring right behind, and pins Curtis Kanyon: One, Two, Thr-Kickout!
Cole: Testament could very well be making a strong case towards Venom and Velez here tonight that they deserve another shot at the gold sometime soon.
King: Indeed, though it's still far too early to count out Dirty Deal either so we'll see what happens the rest of the way here in this matchup.
Exodus looks back up, and with a sigh, looks back down to Curtis. He drags his leg and brings him to his corner. He then tags Genesis. Genesis climbs the top rope, and jumps off for a Covenant of the Flood, aka a Shooting Star Press splash! Curtis moves out of the way however, leaving Genesis to hit the mat hard. Genesis groans loudly in pain, but as Curtis rolls out of the ring, he is closer to Ron Gibson, and is able to finally tag him in. Ron Gibson jumps into the ring, and Exodus gives a look toward the recovering Genesis. Genesis nods to Exodus, and looks back to Ron. Genesis then picks up Ron as he is running towards him. He throws Ron behind him, towards Exodus, and Exodus has his arm out for a clothesline, but Ron surprises everyone in the crowd as he sends Exodus to the outside with Curtis' own very signature maneuver, the GORE! Exodus goes to the outside, but Ron stays in the ring, not going any farther than the ropes. He lands on his feet from the previous spear, barely, and turns around. Genesis then goes for a superkick, but Ron barely ducks it. Before Genesis can turn around, Ron grabs jo, and hits a half nelson backbreaker. He goes for the cover: One, Two, Thr-Genesis kicks out!
Cole: Close one there for Genesis. Dirty Deal almost got the victory!
King: Yep, but just as suspected though Dirty Deal seems to be gaining more and more momentum the longer this match wears on overall.
Ron Gibson brings Genesis to his feet, and begins giving him lefts and rights, weak enough so that he won't fall down so easily, however, strong enough that it deals a considerable amount of damage, but making him stagger back. After a moment of punches, Genesis is pushed to the ropes. Ron Gibson throws Genesis for an Irish whip, and he comes back as the two each meet in a double clothesline attempt on one another! Eventually Genesis staggers back up, and waits for Ron Gibson to get back up as well. He does and Genesis hits a picture perfect backflip uranage slam, aka the Original Sin! He falls on top of Ron. Pinfall: One, Two, Curtis Kanyon somehow reacts quick enough to put Ron's foot on the bottom rope! Back in the ring, Genesis brings Ron Gibson to his feet, and throws him to the ropes, and runs to the ropes at the same time. As he hits the ropes, hes able to tag in Curtis, but also: As Ron hits the ropes, Genesis clotheslines Ron Gibson out of the ring, and as he lands on the floor outside the ring, he looks to be out cold. Genesis sighs, full of accomplishment, until he turns around into a vicious GORE from behind!
Cole: GORE! GORE!
King: Ouch for Genesis.
Curtis Kanyon pins Genesis: One, Two, Interference by Exodus to break up the count. The referee takes action, and begins talking to Exodus right away. As this happens, Exodus begins nodding, and meanwhile Curtis Kanyon begins bringing Genesis to his feet. Curtis Kanyon begins jabbing him left and right, and Genesis is senselessly waving his arms left and right, trying to keep his bearings, and trying to figure out how to tag in Exodus, who's obviously itching for a fight by now. Curtis Kanyon grabs Genesis and begins locking on a bear hug, throwing him around, trying to get him to give up on the spot. Genesis begins throwing his arms around, trying to find some ropes to latch onto. With a growl, Genesis finally balls his fists, and gives Curtis an axe handle to the shoulder. Kanyon slows down, but still has the afformentioned move locked in tight. Genesis hits again, and this time, Kanyon is forced to let go altogether. Kanyon then goes for a clothesline, but Genesis ducks it. In turn Kanyon spins around moments later into a dropkick from Genesis! Both men are down until. NIP UP! Genesis leaps halfway across the ring, to tag in Exodus!
Cole: Some real Xtreme action here tonight folks!
King: No doubt about it Cole!
Curtis Kanyon gets back to his feet, and runs full speed to Exodus, whom gets knocked down. We then pan over to see Ron Gibson, running towards Exodus as well, who gets hit with an elbow to the face. Curtis Kanyon is running back to Exodus, but Exodus hits him with a suplex. At this time, everyone has cleared the ring, except Exodus, and Curtis Kanyon. Exodus brings Kanyon to his feet, and hits him with a hip toss. They both get up, and Kanyon brings down Exodus with a flying clothesline. Exodus goes down. They both get up after a moment and begin brawling. Curtis Kanyon, being the crazier and more brawler wrestling type, goes on the offensive. He gets the upper hand, and knocks Exodus down with an uppercut. Exodus gets up, and nearly gets GORED yet again, except that Exodus was able to flip this up to a powerbomb and hits it on Curtis! Exodus sits down, and keeps down the powerbomb hit for a pin: One, Two, Kickout! Exodus then gets back up and brings Curtis Kanyon to his feet. Exodus runs backwards into the ropes, and jumps off FLYING towards Curtis Kanyon!
Cole: I love seeing him fly.
King: I'm already convinced Exodus is part bird.
Bad part about being flying like this is that Exodus got caught unfortunately. Curtis manages to catch him in a Piledriver type position. He's looking to end this contest once and for all! The crowd gasps. He's about to go down to hit the move, but Exodus shifts his weight to land on his feet, catching Curtis in the way he wants it to. He's in position for the Plague of Death! Ron Gibson jumps into the ring, about to break the move but, clothesline from behind on him by Genesis, knocking Ron outside the ring altogether! Ron Gibson goes down outside. Genesis then looks down at him, and quickly jumps out of the ring to land on Gibson, knocking him down and making sure that no one interferes with this pin at all! Elsewhere Exodus is about to hit the previous move from earlier, but Curtis uses the mobility that he can muster with his arm, and in underhanded fashion low blows his adversary! Exodus is hit hard, and in this position, the referee couldn't see. Also since he was focused a little on Genesis/Gibson going down outside the ring as it were. Curtis then rolls Exodus up, and the referee finds this instead. He goes for the pin: ONE, TWO, THREE!
Winners via Pinfall: Dirty Deal!
Cole: What an AMAZING MATCH! I didn't think Dirty Deal could pull it off there for a while!
King: This has to be one of their closest and most exciting matches to date! But Exodus got screwed!
Genesis and Exodus manage to get themselves both back in the ring, watching Dirty Deal get up and have their arms raised by the ref as supposed "winners" of the match. Testament obviously isnt the least bit happy about this, but they hear another noise altogether at the same time. More specifically Dirty Deal's theme song had begun playing over the PA but suddenly it's cut off as the unfamiliar sounds of "Inside The Fire" by Disturbed begin blazing loudly through the speaker system. Dirty Deal look up toward the entranceway in baffled confusion, but find no one whatsoever emerging just yet. The fans soon begin making plenty of noise as there is a rustle amongst the massive ringside crowd itself. Thereafter none other than the improbable duo of former rivals Michael Storm and Matt Hicks come sneaking along side by side through the sea of fans! The two then quietly jump the barricade together, and slip up inside the ring from behind towards the still-confused Dirty Deal themselves. They instantly sense something behind them and turn around. Terrible choice on their part. Simultaneously Hicks/Storm grab each of the men and before they can react they're hit with a set of kicks to the gut, then two brutal DDTs! Matt and Michael in turn make their way back to their feet and look down upon the two lifeless bodies of Gibson and Kanyon with identical smirks of approval across their faces, along with a confident fist bump toward each other in an undeniable sign of unity as it were. They then glance back over toward Testament a few feet away, who are also completely confused regarding the unbelievable actions of these two infamous individuals. With another set of speechless smirks though, both Matt Hicks and Michael Storm then leave Testament and everyone else who's watching to their various thoughts as they fiercely exit the ring together and back side by side up the rampway to mostly mixed audience reactions before disappearing out of view for good through the curtains.
Cole: Now what in the holy HELL were these latest post-match shenanigans of Hicks and Storm all about?!!
King: Actually the better question is why are THESE two of all people suddenly joined up together as an apparent new tag team of all things, in the first place?!
Cole: Yeah this whole thing is bizzare and pretty surreal all around given their history as Hardcore Titles rivals not too long ago, but nonetheless it seems they're intent on sending a strong "message" of their own towards the whole tag division that they're a force to be reckoned with from here on out.
King: I'd have to agree with that assessment too, no doubt that if they're watching this certainly grabbed the attention of the Young Guns among others heading into Night of Champions this month.
*Upon returning from commercial we cut back in to find none other than Matt Hicks and Michael Storm themselves as they're by now walking along together down a backstage hallway corridor and chatting it up over their latest "actions" toward Dirty Deal. The camera focuses in a little closer and listens in mid-conversation to what's being said...*
: -Hahaha, now THAT my friend was what I'd call the ultimate measure of revenge on those two egocentric assclowns Curtis Kanyon and Ron Gibson, especially after all the endless amounts of hell they put us both through in the past on a personal level, all in all it's time they and everyone else learned that we are not men to be screwed with, no, we are hereby the premier tag team FORCE to be reckoned with goddamnit!
: Right on brother, right on. Heh, and ya know the best part of ALL about the way we stuck it to them tonight was that they nor anyone else in the world saw it coming the least bit, we totally had the element of surprise on our side and more importantly we're still just that damn good period!
: Oh absolutely, and just for the record I sincerely hope Velez and Venom were watching this since there's nothing, nothing at all I'd like more than for US to be the ones who quite possibly shut them both up for good at Night of Champions, the ones who proceed to kick their respective teeth down their throat as they all too fittingly CHOKE away their final reign as tag team champs come March 30th! And moreover make NO mistake that this isn't even remotely close to being the end of our latest "business" venture as it pertains to a certain Dirty Deal duo, see Michael the way I figure it is that it's like an old saying of sorts, a certain saying that goes a little somethin' like, "divide...and conquer". In other words if he's man enough to accept, or hell, man enough to let alone even show his FACE again after that first-class beatdown we just dished out, then by god I DEMAND to get that pesky ole' thorn in my side Ron Gibson one on one, mano-e-mano, man to man for ONE final time this Friday night on the next and final ever edition of Friday night Gastro! Plain and simple it's time to show the world for good that it was Matt Hicks, NOT Ron Gibson and moreover NOT the rest of Kanyon Inc. that put White is Right on the map as former champs to begin with in the tag division,....oh and just because I hate how that goofball blatently ripped off MY team gimmick as far the Mr. Slave stuff is concerned, yeah that too.
: Preach on brother, preach on! And shit just to make things twice as interesting I'd also like to call out that freak of nature Curtis Kanyon for this Friday night myself, it's high time that useless little cracka got re-introduced to the Prince of motherfucking PAIN like never before, and just for old time's sake why don't we perhaps make this contest take place in the violent, always unpredictable environment we all know Michael Storm thrives in more than any other by far...a HARDCORE rules matchup sucka!
*The two then arrogantly high five one another and it looks as if Matt is about to say something else in typical rambling fashion but, NO, what is this?!! From behind both men are suddenly taken straight DOWN and brutally stomped upon until they're literally out cold by two shadowy figures out of nowhere, two figures who soon step fully into the camera's spotlight and reveal themselves as...THE Young Guns in the flesh, Charlie Velez and Venom!!! Within a split second of this the background arena crowd ERUPTS with boos as the two stand casually over the battered bodies of Hicks and Storm, shaking their heads a little in arrogant disgust for their adversaries...*
:venom: Welllll well well, oh how the latest "mighty" tag team has fallen already, pffft, not even 5 full minutes on the "job", if you can even call it that.
: Yep rule one of the unwritten XHF handbook Venom, always, ALWAYS keep an eye over your own shoulder around here, because ya never can quite tell who might be lurking, watching, waiting, and more than anxious to strike when you least expect it. But then again, these two chumps much like Dirty Deal and Testament are dumber than a couple of stumps so the whole sneak attack routine is SO unneccessary if you think about it...
:venom: Touche Charlie, touche. But now though the one lone question that remains is, WHO should we choose once and for all as our official Tag Team Championship opponents at Night of Champions? I mean, on one hand there's...these two, *rolls eyes sarcastically toward Hicks/Storm*, but then, on the other there's Testament and Dirty Deal who, well let's just say they aren't exactly a rousing "upgrade" themselves...
: Yeah talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place here, seems no matter who we pick we're stuck in a no-LOSE situation, haha, get it?
*Venom just glances back and forth a little nervously in silence,...basically the way his signature emoticon face always is for instance.*
: Ok ok forget that then. But ya know what, if anyone around here is good at making the absolute best of an otherwise dreadful situation it's us, the Young Guns, the Higher Powers, the driving force behind all things meaningful in an otherwise dreadful existance of a life for all within XHF. SO, as such what I'd suggest is say not neccessarily selecting one of these assorted lowlife teams to take on at Night of Champions VII...but how about, ALL of these teams at once, all inside one big overcrowded ring in a Fatal Fourway Tornado Tag Team affair!
:venom: *Ding ding ding*, ladies and gentlemen I do believe we have a winner here tonight!
: Ooh ooh ooh, so what's my prize then V?!
:venom: Why of course your "prize" sir is the same exact prize everyone else in this matchup, and for that matter Reckless Jack himself will be rewarded with soon enough, the opportunity to experience first-hand the greatness of one of US doing what we do best as always, THE two greatest wrestlers to ever set foot in an XHF ring as they deliver certified ass whippings night in, and night out, a spectacle I'm sure we can ALL come together and enjoy in not so blissful harmony one way...or another.
: Couldn't have said it better myself V, couldn't have said it any bit better myself...
*With this the two then turn away for good from the downed corpses of Hicks and Storm, and with one last general scoff of disdain toward the two Venom and Charlie set off nonchalantly down the hall and out of sight entirely as we cut to a final commercial break this evening before our much-anticipated main event...*
*Without warning, the whole arena goes dark. The sound system
stops. People start to get restless and begin to talk to each other,
talk on their cell phones or go to the concession stands. Then without
a second warning "Washing Away Me In The Tides" by Trivium begins to
play. Once the vocals of Matt Heafy begin to take the arena over, red
strobe light kicks up.
"Disgusted with what I see
So many pieces left of you and me
Glass falls like rain
I'll crucify you for this pain
Tonight I leave this town
In love I'd burn it all down
To the ground (You're nothing to me)
To the ground (You're fucking killing me)"
Red sparks fly down from the ceiling as the lights are back on. Reckless Jack stands amidst the sparks as with his arms out.
"Abandon all hope
Washing away me in the tides
Unclenching the fists
Made round my neck
Accepting the end"
Once he brings them back in; he starts to walk down to the ring,
slapping hands with the many fans. Reckless Jack goes around ringside,
still high fiving the fans until he has completed the trip around. He
then walks up the ring steps and enters through the middle rope.
Reckless Jack then goes to the closest turnbuckle and proceeds to look
out into the crowd before back flipping off. A few fans take a picture
as he hops off and does the same on the opposite side of the ring.
Reckless Jack finally stands in the middle of the ring. While his music
fades away, he makes sure his kickpads are in place before getting
ready for the match.*
King: Here comes the former World Champ! He's got a tough order tonight no doubt.
Cole: Going up against yet another former XHF World Champion, and one half of the current Tag Team Champions.
*The lights in the arena dim as the "In Time" by Mark Collie begins to slowly play over the PA System
I can hear what you're thinking,
All your doubts and fears,
And if you look in my eyes, in time you'll find,
The reason I'm here.
And in time all things shall pass away,
In time, you may come back someday.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, your time will be no more.
You know your days are numbered,
Count them one by one,
Like notches in the handle of an outlaw's gun.
You can outrun the devil, if you try,
But you'll never outrun the hands of time.
In time there surely, come a day
In time all things shall pass away,
In time you may come back some say.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, your time will be no more.
I can hear what you're thinking.
All your doubts and fears,
And if you look in my eyes, in time you'll find,
The reason I'm here.
And in time all things shall pass away,
In time, you may come back someday.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, your time will be no more.
You know your days are numbered,
Count them one by one,
Like notches in the handle of an outlaw's gun.
You can outrun the devil, if you try,
But you'll never outrun the hands of time.
In time there surely, come a day
In time all things shall pass away,
In time you may come back some say.
To live once more, or die once more,
But in time, your time will be no more.
I can hear what you're thinking.
As
the song ends AFIs This time Imperfect begins to play and the arena
spotlight moves to the entrance ramp as the Xtreme-Tron lights up
As
the first verse ends black spiders fill the Xtreme-Tron until the
banner is completely covered in black, then one spider leaps towards
the screen and leaves bite holes in the screen and at the spider bits
the screen blue flaming pyros shoot from the stage. As the Chorus hits
the Pyros die down and Venom comes from behind them walking down the
ramp wearing a full body hooded trench so the hood covers his face.
Slowly he drops down to one knee in the middle of the ramp and spreads
his arms.
There are no flowers, no, not this time,
There will be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words I find,
I'd show a smile, but I'm too weak,
I'd share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this hurts me,
There will be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words I find,
I'd show a smile, but I'm too weak,
I'd share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this hurts me,
Venom
gets up to his feet and begins walking towards the ring and stops in
front of the ring and looks from left to right with his hood still on
and then enters the ring. Venom rolls into the center of the ring and
pulls off his hood and drops to one knee again and points to the sky.
Venom gets back up and takes off his trench and his "T-Shirt as the
song fades out.*
Singles Match
Reckless Jack vs. Venom
The bell rings and Venom charges and tackles Reckless Jack to the mat. He attacks with a flurry of rights. Jack throws him off and both men get up. Venom swings at Jack, but Jack ducks and hits a stiff shot to Venom's ribs. He then takes Venom over with a hip toss. Venom gets up and Jack clubs him across the back. He then grabs the hair and yanks Venom backward into the mat. The ref argues with Jack about the hair pulling as Venom gets back up nearby. Venom turns Jack around and hits him in the jaw with a forearm. He whips Jack to the ropes, but Jack reverses. Venom bounces back toward Jack and Jack bends down for a back body drop, but Venom jumps over and rolls him up with a sunset flip. Venom grabs the bottom rope with his hand for leverage. 1, 2, the ref notices and tells Venom to get off.
Cole: Venom trying to end it quick with some cheating.
King: It ain't cheating if you don't get caught. And he got caught.
Jack gets up and Venom is again on the attack with a knee to the gut. He grabs Jack and locks him up for a suplex, but when he lifts, Jack has his arm around the top rope to block. Jack reverses and lifts Venom up, then drops him gut first over the top rope! Venom falls to his feet on the apron, holding his gut. Jack bounces off the ropes and comes back with a leaping calf kick to Venom's face, sending him back first into the guardrail! Jack goes out onto the apron and awaits Venom to get up. When he does, Jack delivers an Asai moonsault to his nemesis! Both men are down for a few seconds. Jack gets up and breaks the ref count and then goes back out. He grabs Venom, but Venom hits an uppercut to Jack. He then kicks Jack in the gut, grabs him and hits a snap suplex. Venom gets up and rolls in and out of the ring to break the count. He then kicks at Jack.
King: These guys can't be contained inside the ring!
Cole: This is certainly getting brutal fast.
Venom then picks up Jack and hits a belly to belly suplex on the floor! Venom gets up and pulls Jack up and kicks him in the gut. He sets him up to suplex him on the metal ramp, but Jack hits a kidney shot to Venom. He then gets out and hits a quick STO on the rampway! Both men are down. The ref is actually nearing the end of his count when Jack and Awesome start to move. But wait, all the sudden Curtis Kanyon appears as he charges out of the crowd and slides into the ring! He goes toward the two mostly focusing on Venom, but the ref stops him. Curtis is arguing with the ref when Ron Gibson and Obsidian come out of the entryway in the distant background. Ron charges and hits Venom outside the ring with the Deal Breaker! Obsidian meanwhile grabs Jack from behind and hits a reverse DDT on the cold hard floor! Both Ron and Obsidian then climb quickly over the guard rail barrier and hide while Curtis Kanyon leaves the ref alone and walks calmly out of the ring.
Cole: What the hell was that?
King: Dirty Deal just took out part of their competition for Night of Champions with a little underhanded help from the Junior-Heavyweight Champ! And as for Jack, well it seems he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time sadly!
Cole: Damnit! And by the way where the hell was Charlie Velez at during all this?
King: Probably left the building for the night already, since after seeing Hicks and Storm blatently lay out Dirty Deal we all thought we'd seen the last of them for good this evening, but as always these two have more tricks up their sleeve than most would expect!
Back at ringside now the ref, still unaware of everything that's just transpired, turns and makes his count toward both Venom and Jack who remain unmoving outside the ring. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Winner: Draw due to Double Countout!
*Gibson and Obsidian then get up from their crouching positions once the match is over and hop back over the rail. Ron kicks Venom in the ribs as he walks by him. They enter the ring as does Curtis Kanyon and all three men stand with their arms raised together in accomplishment as the show fades to commercial once again before Mongo's major announcement involving the X*Crown Championship itself...*
***Mongo the Destroyer makes a major announcement regarding the X*Crown Championship for Night of Champions
VII***
King: Oh boy! Mongo time!
Cole: I can't wait to hear.
But wait! Commissioner Kanyon appears on the Xtreme Tron. He's sitting behind his desk in his office.
:kanyon2 : Hello fans of the XHF. I know Mongo was supposedly supposed to come out and talk business. Well, if you haven't noticed, he's been busy. Instead of spending time taking care of the XHF and trying to make it swim, he's letting it sink while he runs around looking for some tramp that doesn't really do anything. Luckily, you have me.
The crowd boos heavily.
:kanyon2 : Now now, I'm here to help the XHF. I'm here to help all our superstars. And I'm here to help you. First things first, Doc and Rat Bastard. I don't like either man. They've never been good for this company, and they've never been good for you. But the match has been made because these individuals, as dirty as they may be, have some pretty sturdy contracts. But I can still affect this match, and I want these men as far away from the XHF as possible, and I want them to kill each other. So their match at Night of Champions will be non-sanctioned by the XHF. They can do whatever they want to each other.
The crowd cheers the idea of an all out brawl between those two crazy wrestlers.
:kanyon2 : Now, as for the Young Guns, running around, calling themselves champions. They are not champions! I stripped Venom and MGK of the tag titles months ago, and just because they never returned the belts and Velez stole one does not mean that they are the XHF tag te--
:gq : Hey CK1.
:kanyon2 : What? I'm in the middle of something here.
:gq : We just got an e-mail you should look at.
GQ hands Kanyon a sheet of paper.
:kanyon2 : "Dear Chris, we've got the tag belts. We are the champions. If you disagree, then I'll let the world know about that time that you we..."
Kanyon's voice dies down and he reads silently. His eyes widen. He puts down the paper and looks into the camera.
:kanyon2 : Uh...as I was saying...ladies and gentleman, you're new tag team champions! The Young Guns, Venom and Charlie Velez! Those boys will be going places I'm sure.
Kanyon looks around.
:kanyon2 : Now, as for MY X*Crown title. I've been looking around, there's just no one in the XHF worthy of my challenge. I'm sorry. So I guess I'm going to have to go outside the XHF and find a suita--
Just then, "In the Hall of the Mountain King" hits the P.A. and Mongo comes out of the entryway. He walks down to the ring as Kanyon looks angry on the Tron. Mongo enters the ring and has a mic.
:mongo : Hold on there Chris!
:kanyon2 : Mongo! What's up buddy?
:mongo : Oh not much, just, you know, looking around for a tramp apparently.
:kanyon2 : Oh...what? Who would--I mean, I was, that was just, jokes. Joking. Totally joking.
:mongo : Right. No, I get it. Ha ha. Funny. Now, I was going to come out here and say how important the X*Crown is to the legacy of the XHF, and it is, and I was going to say how it should be defended valiantly and in a basic match to show true skills.
:kanyon2 : That my good sir is an excellent idea!
:mongo : Yes. That's what I was going to say. But recently, my mind was changed. I'd say a few minutes ago. In fact, a lot of it was because of you. Kanyon, I hired you as commissioner because I knew you'd be ruthless, and I knew you could get the job done without letting feelings get in your way. But that's when I thought you were still to injured to wrestle. Now that your an in ring competitor, you're abusing your power, and frankly, you're a horrible person.
:kanyon2 : What? Me?
:mongo : You're a sinner Chris. And it hit me, what better match for you to have at NOC, than one where you can either be punished, or save yourself. For the second time ever, the X*Crown title will be defended at Night of Champions in a Seven Deadly Sins match!
:kanyon2 : WHAT!?
:mongo : For those who don't know, that means Chris will be defending his belt against six competitors in an elimination match. As for the competitors, why not six men you've sinned against over the coarse of your career. At Night of Champions Chris, you will face Death Trap, you will face JFK, you will face AJ Phoenix, you will face Kuroi, you will face Rage, and you will face MGK!
:kanyon2 : WHAT!? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
:mongo : I can, and I did! Cut his feed.
:kanyon2 : You son of a--*The tron cuts to a camera focused on Mongo.*
:mongo : Now with business out of the way, lets get personal. Mr. X! You have my assistant...my friend...Bonnie. She doesn't deserve this, and you know it. Leave her out of it! Get out here and bring her back to me!
:mrx : Oh Mongo.
Mongo looks around, but Mr. X can't be seen.
:mrx : Mongo, try looking up.
Mongo looks up and a spotlight is going all around the rafters. Finally, it finds Mr. X standing on a rafter.
:mrx : Wait! Don't move Mongo! You want Bonnie back? I can send her down for you!
Mr. X leans over and pulls up a heavy looking brown potato sack with blonde hair coming out of it. Mongo looks shocked.
:mrx : Now, if you want her back in a more safe manner, I can do that. But I'm only going to do it if I get what I want. And what I want is a special stipulation for our match at Night of Champions.
:mongo : Okay! Okay, whatever, just don't hurt her!
Mr. X smiles.
:mrx : Excellent. Well then Mongo, I want to punish you good. And I want to do it in a way that hurts you physically, emotionally, and hell, why not even your pride! You and I, we're going to go at it in a Flawless Match!
The crowd pops for the match.
:mongo : Yeah, great, Flawless match, just don't hurt Bonnie. Let her go.
Mr. X lifts the sack.
:mrx : Yeah, I told you, I will let her go...
Mr. X pushes the sack over the rafters! Mongo gasps. It goes falling and hits the cement floor near the entry ramp. A blonde wig and broken potatoes come flying out. Mongo looks shocked and relieved at the same time.
:mrx : ...I'll let her go after I destroy you at Night of Champions. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA!
Mongo looks up at Mr. X and looks furious. Mr. X continues to laugh in the rafters as the show fades to a close.