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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 5, 2017 7:51:20 GMT -5
BRAAAAAAAAAAAUN! (isn't on this show) Hello there CruiserFans, we're here today with the results and scores for this week's Fantasy Cruiserfest. Let's check out the competitors! NMM- Enzo Amore (2 points)
T-Bone- Cedric Alexander (1 point) Ezriel- The Brian Kendrick (1 point) Moxy- Mustafa Ali (1 point)
Kira- Rich Swan (1 point)
Mongo- Tony Nese Mr. Steele- Neville Scorps- Noam Dar Kuroi- Ariya Daivari Kanyon- Akira Tozawa JFK- Gentleman Jack Gallagher Harry- Drew Gulak Spike- TJP Last week saw everyone in action except for Akira and TJP, but not everyone scored points. Predictably, the faces did better while the heels ate dirt. More predictably, the blot on our good cruiserweight fun, Enzo Amore scored the highest. Also, it turns out that TJP was in fact faking an injury; so you can expect to see him wrestling again. Also, it's too bad nobody picked Gran Meltalik, because he's doing well! Alright, so how did your guys fair this week? LET'S FIND OUT! Raw:Enzo Amore, Cedric Alexander, and Gran Metalik def Tony Nese, Noam Dar, and Drew Gulak Main Event:Mustafa Ali and Lince Dorado def TJP and The Brian Kendrick ( in what was probably a spectacular match, I'll try to catch this one once ME is out) 205 Live:TJP def Ariya Daivari Akira Tozawa def Drew Gulak Enzo Amore def Cedric Alexander, Gran Metalik, Tony Nese and The Brian Kendrik *sigh* THE SCORES SO FAR! NMM- 4 Moxy- 2 T-Bone- 2 Ezriel- 1 Kira- 1 Spike- 1 Kanyon- 1 Everyone Else- 0 As I said before, it's hard being heel You may now trash talk and/or discuss HOT HOT CRUISERWEIGHT ACTION!
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Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 5, 2017 9:40:15 GMT -5
...Blot, BLOT?!! Really? How dare you insult my Cruiserfest Cash Cow known as the Mic Master, in such a way! Nope, more like between you and your boy Tony Nese, we simply got a couple very envious, HATERS over here, and the fact that Sir Amore remains atop the leaderboard is...ONLY THE GREATEST THING, EVAH! And hopefully, tonight, he shall also embrace his NM destiny (and mine as well) by taking out 4 other worthy adversaries, one at a time, and earning that coveted date with The King (where he too, shall fall like the rest who've dared incur Enzo's mighty-mouth wrath thus far) for September 24th, time to finally begin putting some real distance between myself and pesky Cedric in particular who stubbornly just keeps hanging in there by simply riding Mic Master's coattails in a tag scenario. So in closing, Mongo, just like last week (and likely every other week to come in the near future), welp....there's only, ONE WORD, to Describe you AND Mr. Nese...and me and MY little unstoppable locomotive buddy Enzo are gonna, SPELL, IT, OUT FOR YA....S, A, W, F, T.....*Puts mic up to imaginary Cruiserfest audience to let them finish it themselves*
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 5, 2017 10:03:14 GMT -5
Alright, I know what you guys want to see: Now that we got that out of the way; let's talk cruisers. You're right, you're right, Enzo isn't a blot. He's a BLIGHT, my mistake. But in all seriousness, your boy should watch his back because his last couple of promos have been pretty poor. But, let's not lie; there's no way that Nese is getting a shot at the title as long as Neville is the champ. Neville is a great heel and so is Nese, it'd be bad booking to put them together. HOWEVER; Cedric is on his way up and could easily finish his mini-feud with Nese before No Mercy (which sucks for Nese, lol) and still go on to face Neville for the belt- so you're not out of the woods yet. But can we talk about Mustafa Ali a minute? Why in the world isn't he in this match? Him and Neville had pretty good chemistry in their bouts and for a while Mustafa was getting a nice push; then after his stuff with Gulak they just sort of stopped pushing him. Now he's teaming with Lince on ME!? That's Gran Metalik's job (which makes me wondering if Vince is gonna surprise us all and give him the title and all of us 0 points). I think if ANYONE should take the title off of Neville, it's Ali. And do you know what that means, NMM? At the PPV it'll be a No Mercy Murder for Enzo Amore
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 5, 2017 14:51:01 GMT -5
Where the fuck's my boy?! a former cruiserweight champion! da boi da mahn! Richard Swann!? i need's my Swann or my energy will not be not handled properly!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 6, 2017 4:41:40 GMT -5
Where the fuck's my boy?! a former cruiserweight champion! da boi da mahn! Richard Swann!? i need's my Swann or my energy will not be not handled properly! I don't think 205 Live can handle Rich Swann. Also, holy crap no heels won this week. BUT, as predicted, everyone is seeing action which is getting more names on the scoreboard. ...Also as predicted, Enzo Amore is the #1 contender. Come on heels, do you job! AND NOT THAT JOB!
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Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 6, 2017 9:38:31 GMT -5
...Ya know what, this time I think I won't even dignify that blatant haterade of yours with a proper response of any sort. Nope, nope, instead, well, I'm just gonna leave this right here, fittingly enough, as a truly awe-inspiring, mesmerizing, likely preview of the future, placeholder, for the time being :
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 6, 2017 10:03:59 GMT -5
I tried to find a picture of Tony Nese vomiting, but this will do. I want to scratch my eyes out but I'm gonna need them to watch Enzo get steamrolled. But in all seriousness; Enzo is still REALLY hot with the crowds. This is a problem because it means he's over, and if he's over it's unlikely that Vince is gonna hold him back. On the other hand...the rumor is that already the cruisers can't stand Enzo because he keeps trying to give them advice on how to wrestling. Yes, Enzo is trying to tell the cruiserweights how to wrestle.
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 6, 2017 14:49:47 GMT -5
Looks like neville without dumpo sized ears.
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Sept 6, 2017 19:40:48 GMT -5
Looks like Neville just came back from traveling with Rick Sanchez, m'iright!? Huh!? Huh!?
Also, I'm on the board! The slow inevitably climb to the top starts now, and you all get to witness it! Remember this day!
Also, better watch out NMM! With Enzo on 205 Live after Smackdown, there's a chance your OTHER favorite wrestler could end up making out with Ellsworth! BURN!!!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 8, 2017 1:02:15 GMT -5
I just wanted to post this for two reasons: 1. Look how awesome 205 Live is. 2. Look who ISN'T in this spot from the main event. Probably the only guy in the match who can't actually pull off cool things
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Post by Venom 🕷 on Sept 9, 2017 0:00:16 GMT -5
Still goose egged 😐
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 9, 2017 0:02:47 GMT -5
It's ok because now you, me and Harry are together in a sweet team:
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