Post by Venom 🕷 on Sept 6, 2017 22:44:00 GMT -5
Welcome to the XHF Network
We open up on expert interviewer and superstar Nelly Angel. He stands with Mic in hand.
"Welcome to the XHF Network where I no longer work as an interviewer but for some reason I keep interviewing one XHF Legend, Scorpion."
The camera pans out and next to Nelly stands Scorpion wearing his full gear, rose colored glasses, and the XHF European Championship draped over his shoulder.
"Scorpion, you've been missing since your match that you lost to now X*Crown Champion Thob, where have you been?"
"Well Nelly, there was nothing I hate more than leaving the XHF..."
"AWF."
"...but I've had this group chasing me around throwing pig's blood at me calling me a pig killer. I'm not sure why they would think that."
"Because it appears you killed Slain's pig."
"Slain has a pig?"
"Yeah, Thob."
"That's no pig. Slain explained she's an ancient Borg. I'd bet my last dollar that she's an ancient being."
"How do you explain Thob's transformation?"
"She's an ancient being."
"Or you killed her and he needed a new pig."
"No way that happened. If I killed her she wouldn't have been able to beat me and sure wouldn't have been able to go on to win the X*Crown."
Scorpion gets wide eyed for a minute and looks over his shoulder, but no one is there.
"Speaking of the X*Crown, rumor has it you have your eye set on the Championship."
"Of course I have my eye on it. I owe Slain and his ancient being some retribution and the only way I can do that is by starting a revolution. I need to be free as a bird, ask me why."
"Why?"
"Misery, that's why. I've been feeling misery since that defeat and running from this group that thinks I killed some animal has only made it worse. It's time for revenge, and the only way to get it is to charge after that title. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go."
"But I have more questions."
Scorpion ignores Nelly's request and runs off camera, shortly behind him comes a group of people screaming "animals lives matter" wearing PETA t-shirts holding buckets of what appears to be fake blood.
We open up on expert interviewer and superstar Nelly Angel. He stands with Mic in hand.
"Welcome to the XHF Network where I no longer work as an interviewer but for some reason I keep interviewing one XHF Legend, Scorpion."
The camera pans out and next to Nelly stands Scorpion wearing his full gear, rose colored glasses, and the XHF European Championship draped over his shoulder.
"Scorpion, you've been missing since your match that you lost to now X*Crown Champion Thob, where have you been?"
"Well Nelly, there was nothing I hate more than leaving the XHF..."
"AWF."
"...but I've had this group chasing me around throwing pig's blood at me calling me a pig killer. I'm not sure why they would think that."
"Because it appears you killed Slain's pig."
"Slain has a pig?"
"Yeah, Thob."
"That's no pig. Slain explained she's an ancient Borg. I'd bet my last dollar that she's an ancient being."
"How do you explain Thob's transformation?"
"She's an ancient being."
"Or you killed her and he needed a new pig."
"No way that happened. If I killed her she wouldn't have been able to beat me and sure wouldn't have been able to go on to win the X*Crown."
Scorpion gets wide eyed for a minute and looks over his shoulder, but no one is there.
"Speaking of the X*Crown, rumor has it you have your eye set on the Championship."
"Of course I have my eye on it. I owe Slain and his ancient being some retribution and the only way I can do that is by starting a revolution. I need to be free as a bird, ask me why."
"Why?"
"Misery, that's why. I've been feeling misery since that defeat and running from this group that thinks I killed some animal has only made it worse. It's time for revenge, and the only way to get it is to charge after that title. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go."
"But I have more questions."
Scorpion ignores Nelly's request and runs off camera, shortly behind him comes a group of people screaming "animals lives matter" wearing PETA t-shirts holding buckets of what appears to be fake blood.
