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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 12, 2017 5:47:33 GMT -5
Today's Fantasy Cruiserfest results are sponsored by..... #xhfrudos Hello there fans of watching guys flip around and do sweet stuff....and Enzo fans. We're here for the third round of cruiser-tastic action to see if our horses are as awesome as we thought they were. Some are, some are not. LET'S LOOK AT OUR COMPETITORS! NMM- Enzo Amore (4 points) T-Bone- Cedric Alexander (2 points) Moxy- Mustafa Ali (2 points) Ezriel- The Brian Kendrick (1 point) Kira- Rich Swan (1 point) Kanyon- Akira Tozawa (1 point) Spike- TJP (1 point) Mongo- Tony Nese Mr. Steele- Neville Scorps- Noam Dar Kuroi- Ariya Daivari JFK- Gentleman Jack Gallagher Harry- Drew Gulak
Last week we watched as Enzo Amore continued his surprising run of the cruisers, Drew Gulak give a Power Point Presentation (that was called out by Microsoft on Twitter, how you doin!), and Gran Metalik giving the lot of us the finger for not picking him by doing a sunset-flip-tower-of-terror-sit-out-powerbomb on 3 other guys. Jack Gallagher got married in real life and Enzo watched A LOT of TV. He's wrestling so often I think we should rename him "Brock Neville." Oh, and last week's Main Event was quite good, and if you count Kalisto as a crusierweight, then it was all cruisers (well, except for Elias)! Alright, and now let's see what happened this week! (Will update after 205 Live) Raw:Enzo Amore def The Miz by DQ (SERIOUSLY!? MIZ ISN'T EVEN A CRUISERWEIGHT!)Main Event: Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado, and Mustafa Ali def Noam Dar, Tony Nese, and Ariya Daivari 205 Live: Rich Swann def TJP Cedric Alexander def The Brian Kendrick via disqualification (according to WWE.com; I know there was no bell ring on the actual show)THE SCORES SO FAR! NMM- 5 Moxy- 3 T-Bone- 3 Kira- 2 Ezriel- 1 Kanyon- 1 Spike- 1 Everyone Else- 0 An interesting note, if anyone had picked Gran Metalik, they'd be in second place, and if someone had picked Lince Dorado, they'd have like 3 points. I'll have to remember that when making my choice next season. Alright, LET THE TRASH TALK (and gloating from NMM) BEGIN!
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Mox Mox
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Post by Mox Mox on Sept 13, 2017 11:49:42 GMT -5
#mustafaisafuturecruiserweightchampion
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Post by Venom 🕷 on Sept 13, 2017 13:39:27 GMT -5
Not enough Scottish Supernova!
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 13, 2017 15:25:15 GMT -5
Suck it spike! not sure who you are, sorry about that... But your dabbing hipster try hard piece of shit got rekt by the Swann BABY! NO ONE CAN HANDLE THIS! and i forgot Metalik was even a thing,lol.
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Post by Mox Mox on Sept 13, 2017 17:58:48 GMT -5
#mustafaisafuturecruiserweightchampion
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Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 13, 2017 20:48:31 GMT -5
#NotIfSwannSaysSo
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 13, 2017 21:00:26 GMT -5
Swan has already had his time in the sun; and he proved that he CAN'T HANDLE IT
I wanna see Mustafa though. Like actually see more of him; that guy is gold (though a little repetitive in the ring some times)
But I agree with V-Nom, there wasn't enough of the XHF Rudos this week. Though I loved seeing WWE have to do more power point because of Microsoft
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Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 13, 2017 21:06:17 GMT -5
NO! Neville screwed Swann and he deserves such a greater chance with the title! Damn it! Tozawa needs it too!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 13, 2017 21:21:11 GMT -5
Tozawa also cannot ha- wait, he's a Rudo. I mean...um.....YOU'RE ON NOTICE, SWANN!
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Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 13, 2017 21:31:42 GMT -5
When did tozawa turn heel?
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 13, 2017 21:33:56 GMT -5
He didn't. But in the discord chat Gulak's handler turned on us and then Tozawa's replaced him in the team because he photoshopped the head on. But now Gulak might be allowed back in so somebody has to photoshop Gulak into the background of the group photo
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Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 13, 2017 21:54:32 GMT -5
ok good, you guys had me confused for a minute there,lol.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 13, 2017 21:56:48 GMT -5
Confused!? You're on notice! Also, Enzo Amore sucks everything that is suckable. #xhfrudos
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