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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 19, 2017 1:17:27 GMT -5
This week's results are brought to you by Lince Dorado, who nobody picked. Hello there fans, are you ready for NO MERCY?! I'm not, holy crap that snuck up on us fast; just like that sneaky End of Days tournament. Like Kuroi kept bothering me about it wondering why I was dragging my feet and then suddenly its like HOLY CRAP PEOPLE HAVE TO START RPING NEXT WEEK OH MY GOODNESS WE'RE NOT READY AT ALL WHY IS THE BACK OFFICE ON FIRE AND WHY HASN'T ANYONE PUT IT OUT?! But I digress, LET'S LOOK AT OUR COMPETITORS! NMM- Enzo Amore (5 points) T-Bone- Cedric Alexander (3 points) Moxy- Mustafa Ali (3 points) Kira- Rich Swan (2 point) Ezriel- The Brian Kendrick (1 point) Kanyon- Akira Tozawa (1 point) Spike- TJP (1 point) Mongo- Tony Nese Mr. Steele- Neville Scorps- Noam Dar Kuroi- Ariya Daivari JFK- Gentleman Jack Gallagher Harry- Drew Gulak
Last week Drew Gulack told us the real lyrics to Mr. McMahon's theme, Enzo won a non-cruiserweight match because he's all about the cheap points, Rich Swan won his rubber match with TJP and HOLY CRAP JACK GALLAGHER TURNED HEEL. Will Jack's latest turn help him or not? Considering that the heel crew has been eating dirt all month, I wouldn't put any money on it. Alright, time for the results! (Will update after 205) Raw:Neville def Gran Metalik Main Event:Lince Dorado and Mustafa Ali def Tony Nese and Ariya Daivari 205 Live:Cedric Alexander def The Brian Kendrick Akira Tozawa def Noam Dar THE SCORES SO FAR! NMM- 5 Moxy- 4 T-Bone- 4 Kira- 2 Kanyon- 2 Ezriel- 1 Spike- 1 Mr. Steele- 1 Everyone Else- 0 Moxy is chasing NMM, and holy crap we should all be kicking our rears for not choosing Lince Dorado who is like the master of Main Event; dude would have like 4 points now. Meanwhile then entire combined force of the XHF Rudos (now +1 guy) is....1. But just you wait, after No Mercy things will heat up!
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Post by Venom 🕷 on Sept 19, 2017 12:56:33 GMT -5
😢 but I can still hold out hope for a point on 205 this week
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 19, 2017 14:52:42 GMT -5
Facts venom facts!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 20, 2017 0:41:27 GMT -5
Neville plays his character perfectly, from the way he talks to the way he does everything else. Wow.
Also, it really looks like desperation in the eyes of Enzo who is getting his last shot. But man does he sell well, lol
Also, is Gulak now half-way feuding with Breezango? That no cell phone thing only affects Breeze. Technically, Breeze could wrestle a cruiserweight match. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Also, Enzo sucks all the balls and the XHF Rudos rock. -#friends4ever #xhfrudos #suckawangenzo
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Post by Venom 🕷 on Sept 20, 2017 12:10:21 GMT -5
Well at least Darr had a match this week 😢
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 20, 2017 20:21:46 GMT -5
I feel like Dar is getting punished for something because suddenly they're not letting him talk or do anything. Like at least Nese gets to do his entrance thing where he yells at the poorly-miked camera
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Post by Venom 🕷 on Sept 20, 2017 21:31:56 GMT -5
For beating Nese at UFC with only one knockdown I'm sure.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 20, 2017 21:34:38 GMT -5
Haha, he deserves to be punished for that. Nese's guy was a beast and his defense of him was great. "I just use him because I don't know how to defend and he can take the hits"
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