Post by Stoner on Sept 20, 2017 12:37:42 GMT -5
VITAL STATISTICS
RING NAME: Harry Sveetnutz
REAL NAME: Also Harry Sveetnutz
NICKNAMES: Your Lordship, Sir High-Fivington, Duke... of... Duking
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6'2", 178 lbs wet
HOMETOWN: Attitude City
AGE: Fully legal, ladies.
ALIGNMENT: NG
GIMMICK: Dalton Castle and Johnny Bravo's Jewish love child
PICBASE: Danny Sexbang
APPEARANCE: Lanky white dude with a jew fro.
TWITTER: TBA
BIOGRAPHY
Harry Sveetnutz is truly a gentle soul. His friends and neighbors always commented on what a genuinely sweet child he was, up until he was in high school. A young lady, intrigued by his naivete, made sweet sweet love to him in the back of her older sister's minivan and changed his life forever. Because basically from that point forward he became 100% devoted to tapping all of the ass. Before long he learned he needed to appear tough and confident in order to be appealing to the ladies. Unfortunately as a kind and gentle soul, being tough wasn't one of his strong points. In a great moment of genius, he decided take part in the toughest of all professions, Mixed Martial Arts. As you likely suspect, this venture did not end well for young Harry. So in a greater moment of genius, he decided to become a professional wrestler!
Turns out he wasn't too great at this, either. But his family had already invested far too much money into Harry, and as a result he had no choice but to pursue this as a long term career. Eventually he found a kind wrestler from the Texas coast willing to train him not to be a complete embarrassment in the ring. Since then has traveled all across not only the country, but the world performing literally anywhere that would hire him. Over that time he has made a number of connections and owes a number of favors to figures of all sorts in the industry.
QUOTES & CATCHPHRASES
"I am the Unicorn Wizard"
"Uh, sure that sounds great."
Puns involving the word moneyshot.
MOVESET, STYLE AND ENTRANCE
FINISHERS: (max 2)
- "Three Minutes of Ecstasy" (Cattle Mutilation)
SIGNATURES:
- "UNICORN WIZARD!" (Shining Wizard, with him screaming "I AM THE UNICORN WIZARD!" at the top of his lungs)
- "Dragon Slayer" (Top Rope Leg Drop)
SETUP MOVES:
- "I thought that was what my Signature was for" (Second-Rope Senton)
OTHER MOVES:
Arm-breaker DDT
All the Dropkicks
Seriously, all of them
All kinds of submissions to buy time
WRESTLING STYLE:
Top Dom. (Cruiserweight/Submissions)
ENTRANCE THEME:
- "The Hit" by Tupperware Remix Party (TWRP)
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION:
A light fog billows out from the entrance area as the opening chords of "The Hit" sound through the arena. Harry struts out, his sunglasses on despite the lighting being dimmed for the entrance, as per his request. He pauses at the ramp, staring at the ring with what must surely be intense fury, and most definitely not trying to buy time and figure out how to walk to the ring without tripping.
MANAGED BY
Ninja Brian.
CHAMPIONSHIPS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS
I mean none of it matters anyway, right? So the fact that there is nothing here shouldn't mean anything. Good, so long as we agree on that.
ALL ABOUT YOU!
YOUR NAME: David
YOUR EMAIL: dhilm86@gmail.com
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US? Reddit, actually. But then I saw BD and T-Bone were here already and was like wuuuuuuut.
