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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 25, 2017 4:35:41 GMT -5
WARNING:SPOILERS AHEAD! Alright, so let's just get this out of the way. At No Mercy Enzo Amore did the unthinkable and took the Cruiserweight Championship. Congratulations NMM, your horse made it all the way to the belt. Enzo has earned his place on the Cruiserweight roster. So let us bend the knee for our new King. Alright then, onto the competitors! NMM- Enzo Amore (5 points) T-Bone- Cedric Alexander (4 points) Moxy- Mustafa Ali (4 points) Kira- Rich Swan (2 point) Kanyon- Akira Tozawa (2 point) Ezriel- The Brian Kendrick (1 point) Spike- TJP (1 point) Mr. Steele- Neville (1 point) Mongo- Tony Nese Scorps- Noam Dar Kuroi- Ariya Daivari JFK- Gentleman Jack Gallagher Harry- Drew Gulak
Last week we saw Neville almost rip off Gran Metalik's mask for performing so well despite nobody choosing him, Lince Dorado continued his domination of Main Even tag matches, Noam Dar took on Tony Nese on Up Up Down Down with the loser eating sour spicy balls, and Drew Gulak continued being an absolute boss of the microphone. But now the days of darkness have decided on us; will Enzo hold the belt for more than a week, or is he a "Sasha Banks" kind of champion? Will Neville have nervous break down? Will Tony Nese grow another ab for us to count? Only time will tell. LET'S CHECK THE RESULTS YO! (These will be updated throughout the week) No Mercy:Enzo Amore def Neville to become the Cruiserweight Champion (2 Points) Main Event:Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado def Tony Nese and Drew Gulack BECAUSE NOBODY DESERVES POINTS ANY MORE205 Live:Akira Tozawa def Tony Nese Neville def Ariya Daivari THE SCORES SO FAR! NMM- 7 Moxy- 4 T-Bone- 4 Kanyon- 3 Kira- 2 Mr. Steele- 2 Ezriel- 1 Spike- 1 Everyone Else- 0 NMM has moved back into a position of power, and we're all crying ourselves to sleep until this travesty is rectified. Until then, let's focus on the good: The Cruiserweight Championship match was the 2nd to last on the PPV, which is pretty high billing the little guys! That is all that is good, the rest is garbage.
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Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 25, 2017 13:56:33 GMT -5
...Well, like Your NEW Cruiserweight Emperor's sign itself so eloquently asks above, How, ARE, YOU, Doin', Today, in the Glorious, No Mercy Mic Master, Aftermath, Mongo? But...Yes, yes, It's True, Sir, Ohhhh, IT'S, DAMN TRUE! Yes indeed, a new era and the arrival of a much-needed new savior altogether, has dawned now upon this previously-beleaguered division, a NEW era, of unstoppable demolition and domination yet to come, the sheer magnitude of which will soon proceed, all in due time, to put even Neville's before it, to utter shame. So, let's simply let, THE GOOD TIMES, ROLLLLL Right On, from here on out, and hopefully this literal dream team of myself and Mr. Amore, aka The Realest Guys In The Cruiserfest Room, can take this absolute juggernaut run all the way to even an Asuka/Goldberg-level streak of unblemished Cruiserfest perfection, before all is said and done here. #HeHasTheSauce #DownWentYOURSupposedKingMongo #EnzoSTILLOwnsAllThoseRudosSouls
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Sept 25, 2017 19:38:38 GMT -5
Enzo is the champ, so hopefully we can finally get over this "Enzo must win every match" crap. I mean, I know he's going to keep the belt by hook or crook for awhile, but hopefully he'll be losing every non-title match from here on out.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 25, 2017 23:16:02 GMT -5
WWE knows how fans respond to stuff like this. They let the fans get 10 minutes of hate out on Roman and they let us enjoy Neville beating Enzo at the end of Raw like a piece of meat. I haven't actually seen it yet; but I feel like I should since everyone was there
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Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 28, 2017 15:09:49 GMT -5
Just think, when Enzo loses the title. When he loses the title, it's going to just be TOO SWEET!
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Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Sept 28, 2017 16:31:24 GMT -5
....Don't count on that anytime soon though, Kira. Sure, he may be taking more physical punishment than a normal human being should ever have to endure under any circumstances, LOL, buuuut, the fun is just gettin' started in terms of his actual title reign, hehe. So I certainly look forward to The Cruiserweight Crusher's eagerly-awaited, much-anticipated in-ring return on Raw and/or 205 next week (come on, don't lie guys, you KNOW you want him back in there already!), and then we can get back on track with the usual, thorough domination, from top to bottom, of the rest of this vastly inferior division. But, hey, nonetheless, I don't blame Sir Amore a bit for taking this week's 205 off for obvious reasons, he owes those insolent little fools (especially a certain band of green-with-envy misfits known as The Rudos) nothing in terms of gracing them with his active presence inside the squared circle. Nope, they deserve to have to patiently wait again until next Monday Night at the earliest convenience of the TRUE Star for that, and then, ONLY then, shall The Immortal Mic Master return to begin gradually crushing each and every one of their souls, one, by one, by one, in the weeks to come... #ItsEnzosAntagonisticWorldAndYoureOnlyLivingInItRudos #TheSauceIsThe2017CruiserfestBoss
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Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Sept 28, 2017 16:44:56 GMT -5
Your a real sick SOB Rage. But that's ok. Someone has to like that annoying moron. Saddly it had to be you. We'll have the last laugh though, dont worry!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 28, 2017 19:37:04 GMT -5
All kidding aside, Enzo has the Cruiserweight Championship on ice. I'm very interested to see how things go now that the belt isn't a factor- or how it will become a factor again. Will Enzo be stripped of it due to non-competition? Will he grant someone a title shot? Will there be a surprise tournament for a new title? Who knows. All I know is...this is the darkest timeline. But the cruisers, especially the XHF Rudos, are united against this mouthpiece known as Enzo. His day will come; and when it does, we'll celebrate- and Tony Nese will count his abs. Oh, speaking of that, Tony Nese' response to Enzo's win was hilarious
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Post by La Familia Price on Sept 28, 2017 21:29:09 GMT -5
Jack going to whoop up on some ass next week. I hope he wrestles in the suit.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 28, 2017 21:41:56 GMT -5
Yeah, I hope he keeps the suit on, he's pretty spiffy in that. Plus he's trying to not be a clown anymore
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