Post by Steele on Sept 26, 2017 17:14:56 GMT -5
VITAL STATISTICS
RING NAME: Beanz
REAL NAME: ...
NICKNAMES: "The BuddyGuard"
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6'11" 391 lbs
HOMETOWN: Newcastle, England
AGE: 34
ALIGNMENT: Face
GIMMICK: He's a big strong boy with an unhealthy obsession with beans, particularly baked beans.
PICBASE: Braun Strowman with a tiny face
APPEARANCE: He's big. Really big. And strong. And bearded. But his face - so small. So sad.
TWITTER: ...
BIOGRAPHY
A week before Prestige #6, a bizarre promo was released which showed a bearded behemoth breaking into a diner during close-down and forcing the terrified staff to cook him beans. Seven days later, Beanz was brought into the AWF as a bodyguard - or, "buddy guard" for perennial punching-bag Copycat, saving him and Curtis Kanyon from a beat-down by Ezriel and T-bone. Sure, he arrived really late - like, "so late they already had the shit kicked out of them" late - but it's the thought that counts.
It is still unknown just what the original promo was about.
QUOTES & CATCHPHRASES
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MOVESET, STYLE AND ENTRANCE
FINISHERS: (max 2)
- "GOOD FOR YOUR HEART" (Heart Punch)
SIGNATURES:
- "THREE BEAN SALAD" (Undertaker's Corner Clothesline/Snake Eyes/Running Big Boot combo)
- "BEANZ MEANZ BEATZ" (Multiple Consecutive Powerbombs)
SETUP MOVES:
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OTHER MOVES:
Power Moves
- Chokebomb
- Backbreaker
- Shoulder breaker
- Running Powerslam
- Belly-to-belly suplex
- Brainbuster
- Running Leg Drop
Strikes
- Haymaker Punch
- Huge clothesline
- Big Boot
- Clinching Knee Strike
Submission
- Bearhug Submission
- Front Chancery
Aerial
- Practically none, though he has ambitions to break out a Triple Flip Moonsault one day
Misc
- Does the Stone Cold "Steveweiser" thing on the turnbuckles, except with tins of beans
WRESTLING STYLE:
- Powerhouse
- Brawler
ENTRANCE THEME:
- "Apocalypse Please" by Muse
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION:
The piano and percussion intro to "Apocalypse Please" by Muse hits and a seven-foot, 385 pound monster steps out through the curtain.
"Declare this an emergency
Come on and spread a sense of urgency"
Matt Bellemy's haunting vocals serenade us as the behemoth strides down the aisle, the ground beneath his feet shaking with each massive footstep. His tiny face in the middle of his enormous head is focused only on one thing.
"And this is the end, the end
This is the end
Of the world"
He steps up onto the apron and over the top rope in just a couple of huge steps, and then calls to the timekeeper at ringside. A can is tossed to him, the ringpull is torn eagerly off and the contents - cold baked beans in tomato sauce - are guzzled voraciously.
With the viscous red liquid dripping down his chin and running through his overgrown beard, Beanz tosses the empty tin can out of the ring and is ready to fight.
MANAGED BY
Copycat (accompanied to the ring by Copycat at least, he doesn't let him talk for him - shit, you crazy?)
CHAMPIONSHIPS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS
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ALL ABOUT YOU!
YOUR NAME: Steele/Mistersteve
YOUR EMAIL: akandrewsfiw@gmail.com
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US? I work here but they still don't pay me