Post by Felix Venta on Oct 1, 2017 15:05:04 GMT -5
☆ = Felix Venta
☆ = Best Buy Salesman
☆ = Rodrigo
☆ = Narration
Gen-X Wrestling Presents: Take a Picture, it Will Last Longer
The scene takes place inside of a Best Buy store in Cincinnati, Ohio. Felix Venta is wearing a San Jose Earthquakes soccer jersey, black Champion shorts, black crew cut socks, and adidas Gazelle sneakers. Venta also has the GXW World Championship around his waist, as he walks over the camera aisle. Venta looks at a particular model, before he could pick up the box, he gets tapped on the shoulder by an employee.
"Ooh, you're going with the Canon EOS Rebel T6? That's a great choice!"
"I've barely even loo-"
Venta turns around and takes a look at the employee behind him. The Best Buy salesman couldn't have been older than a freshman in college, with a fair complexion, brown hair, and a small build.
"Ah, you're going to love this DSLR with our special EF-S lens. It's one of our hi-"
"I don't care for your over exaggeration of how good this camera is. You're just looking to sell me an overpriced camera so you can make enough sales money to buy some stupid game on Steam that you'll never play twice."
"Sir, perhaps I can find you a cheaper camera to purchase."
Venta picks up a camera with a price tag of $29.99 and slaps him with the camera.
"Oww! You're gonna' pay for this."
"I think I will, seems to be just right for a Honduras Hero like me."
Felix picks up the camera that he used to hit the employee with. He walks to the cash register to pay for his cheap camera, and then exits Best Buy. Venta's Subaru Forrester rests in the parking lot. A man bigger than Felix is in the driver's seat. Venta throws his purchase in the back and gets in the passenger's seat.
"Looks like someone is ready to go fight their first tournament match in the XHF. Also, what did you get Felix? Looks like you found yourself something nice."
"It's nothing too big. The sales guy wanted me to drop almost five hundred dollars on an overpriced photo taker."
"You mean a camera? Why do you need a camera for anyway?"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, Rodrigo. Salesman lost his big bucks from me, and I don't even care anymore. The reason why I invested in a camera, is that it's really a gift for you."
"Really? Thanks man, and it ain't even Christmas yet."
"No problem, man. I just ask for one condition, and I am sure you are willing to comply."
Venta opens up the glove box of the Forrester. Inside, there is a second row ticket to 'XHF: End of Days Night 1'. He pulls the ticket out and leaves it on the cup holder.
"This ticket is also for you, Rodrigo. Anyway, I said I had a condition for you. In a couple of weeks or so, I'm waiting for a call from some Central American media company that wants to do a live audience interview with me! I need you to get some footage of me beating some old geezer up in front of a lot of paying fans."
"Isn't that an assault charge? I thought Ohio passed a bill about no elder abuse or something like that."
"The so called legend, Scorpion, says he's in the best shape in his career, which I find to be absurd, since he lost his first two matches since he came bag to the squared circle. Let alone, munching on processed byproduct that corporations make a 1000% profit against cost. Not sure what will kill him first, a career-ending 'Adios Amigo', or his heart giving out from all the crap he eats. I barely even broke a sweat and I won my first AWF match when I beat Mad Dog Murphy. I didn't even bend a sweat when I won the GXW World Championship, which should be saying something to the rest of the GXW roster."
Rodrigo enters the parking lot of the U.S. Bank Arena. Rodrigo opens up the trunk, and retrieves his luggage.
"This is it; I am the lone GXW force in this tournament, and I get to reign supreme over 15 sorry wrestlers who will fall before Felix el Gato. Now don't forget to return the favor, Rodrigo."
"Bye man, I'll get lots of footage, don't worry about it."
Rodrigo drives off, as Felix enters through the back door with his luggage.
"Did I just trust him with my car? Oh well, I got an Uber guy just in case. GXW is going to be thanking me for all the free advertising I give to them as their representative. I bet it's going to be a sold out crowd of over 14k fans lining up and witnessing history in the making. Scorpion, you're probably chewing on some sesame chicken or something that turns your fingers orange and powdery as you watch me on your phone. You do not stand a chance against the Honduras Hero. I've defeated anyone who was in my path. In fact, how come Noah Nelson, and Mad Dog Murphy haven't been heard from since their last match. The mere presence of Felix Venta scared them away from their wrestling career, and it wouldn't be an awful investment to call it quits, yourself. You're old, and you think this is going to be one of your Rocky Balboa moments, when the fans say 'you still got it'. But this isn't your second wind, so called legend. It's going to be the second biggest mistake of your life. The first is obviously eating pig filler, only slobs like you would consume such an awful food product. Once I'm done cutting the scorpion's tail off, I take on one AWF's own wrestlers. Whether that be Jay Cutter or the man from InfoWars.com. I will observe that match once my match with Scorpion is complete. My watch says it's enough talking to the rest of the swine-chewing folks watching my every move. To finish this off... Adios Amigo!"
Venta points a finger gun at the camera, and the scene fades to black.