The Resurrection of Price P1 (EoD Day 2 Round 1 RP)

[La Familia Price]

One year ago, somewhere remote.

You know that feeling you get when you are dreaming, and you start falling, then you shoot up awake right before you hit the ground? Yeah, well coming back from the dead is a lot like that sensation.

Really sucks for that dude cowering in the corner right now to, I really must have scared the shit out of him, his issue not mine.

I look around the room to try and gather my barrings. So it seems the Gods are mad at me and collectively decided to send me back down here to earth as punishment.

Yes, I said God's, as in plural.

Let me tell you, you humans have it ALL wrong. Sure, Yahweh is one of them, but there are so many more that you all have forgeten, or ignore.

Like right now, me waking up in what looks to be a make shift morgue, this was all Odin's idea, I'm willing to bet on it.

Why's my vision so narrow?

I take my finger and thumb and force my eye open wider as I look around the room, oh that is freaking this little Asian dude in the corner out even more, sniff...sniff...dude shit himself, great.

_{*( translated from Japanese.}

"Where am I?"

"(Ohmygod ohmygod)"

Fucking christ.

"Domo...wheredafuckamI!?"

I leap off the gurnie I was on and walk towards the man, but I pause for a second getting a glance at my own arms and, fat belly? Da fuck? I look down, this isnt my skin...I pull my shorts out to take a look down...

FUCKING DAMN IT!

And this, this would be that bitch Gaia's doing. I walk over to where there is a mirror, yep.

Fucking assholes put me in someone elses body.

I shouldnt be suprised, a lot of them were mad at me just before they sent me back down here.

See, where there is a paradise a heaven if you will, and what you folks would call a hell, they are really just diffrent plains of reality, kingdoms if you will, ripe for the overtakeing, and sure you got people like Yahweh, Gaia, and Odin and others overwatching what you'd call heaven, but they've gotten lazy and bored. And then down in what you'd call hell, we have Lucy, Mephesito, Loki, Hela and others, and all it takes is one little angry reveluantary to try and take over to get them all to band together and try to figure out how to resolve that issue, the issue being me of course, and I guess this is what they came up with.

Send me back to this shit hole known as earth, in some fat ass asian body that must have died here in this...where the fuck am I?

Hold on, I still had some friends in the after life maybe they gave me some tricks....yes...yes. Hold on a second seems I have to have a mental battle with O-Kuni-Nushi the Japanese god of sorcery and medicine, also, language. Yes, take that you cunt! I'M STILL THE MESSIAH OF HARDCORE BITCH!

Aaaaaaand I now know Japanese.

"(Ok dipshit once again from the top, where am I!?)"

I turn back towards where the coward was laying the corner, and wouldn't you know it, little prick found his balls and ran out of the room. I look around the room for some clothing, only thing I can find is a lab coat and a pair of some odd ball cowboy boots. I take a look in the glass some more, squint at myself, then pry my eye open again to get a better look. Eh, a little cardio and some time in the gym I can get this body into working order, but for now...I have an odd craving for Pocky.

I make my way out of the make shift room into what looks like a big ass warehouse, filled to the brim with weed and poppy plants.

Underground grow house. This body I'm in must have been some undocumented migrant worker who died working. Jesus fuck they were going to harvest this dudes organs. I hear movement coming my way so I dart behind some crates and hide, I can hear them talking as they pass.

"(What do you mean he's alive!? We watching him fall into, then drown in the water reserves.)"

"(I'm telling you Mr. Wantanabe the man just sat up like he was waking up from a dream.)"

They keep going in the direction I just came from, so I go the other way. I just got back here, I really don't feel like getting a nine to the dome so I think it's time to make my exit as quick as possible. I finally make my way to what seems to be the edge of the building, and make my way around until I find a door, I quickly make my way through the door and out into the day light.

And I'm fucking blind.

"(You! Get back to work no smoke breaks!)"

Fuck, ok ok, act like Nelly, act stupid.

"(So sorry, so sorry needed break, lungs on fire.)"

Come closer you fucking prick...and BAM Price Crash right on his stupid stack of dimes. Now, lets check his pockets, bingo, car...wait no...even better, motorcycle keys, now that my eyes have adjusted to the light a little bit more I look around and wouldn't you know it, there is his bike not even 10 yards away, and just in time as I'm starting to hear some commotion coming from the building, I dart towards the bike hop on kick start the ignition and just as a swarm of armed guards come running out the building I'm speeding down the dirt road away from whatever fresh hell this was. I can hear a few bullets whiz past me but none find their target.

After a short while and the sounds of gun fire long past me I finally find a main road.

New Castle RD. This is interstate 26...I'm in Ohio!

Well hot damn. I know just where to go.

I turn north, and head my happy ass towards Cleveland.