Fucking Diapers! (Kira Izumi; EOD Night:2)
Oct 2, 2017 18:19:53 GMT -5
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Post by Kira Izumi on Oct 2, 2017 18:19:53 GMT -5
We open up to see the balcony of Kira Izumi's home. He has the baby in this sorta baby holder sling thing, you know what i'm talking about right? well fuck it, i'm just gonna assume you know what they are. Well anyway Kira is pacing back and forth with the baby before he stops. He starts to sniff the air and before we know it he begins to throw up in his mouth a little. His daughter just took her 100th shit of the day and they have a mountain of diapers outside. Speaking of which there is literary a large hill of diapers out side the house, just waiting to go on and get burned. Kira takes Ai inside and gets her out of the sling baby holder thing. He lays her down gently on the floor and gets the wipes and a fresh diaper.
"(Hey, Ai! why do you have ta stink so much,huh?)" He says to his month old daughter as she lays on the floor kicking and spitting up all over. The little girl starts to cry as Kira changes her diaper and cleans her up.
"(Shh,Shh... it's ok Ai, it's ok. Daddies here. We got the annoying camera people today though so when mommy gets done with her nap we'll give you to her ok?)" Kira says in a high pitched and really creepy sounding voice. As you can tell he's not really used to this sorta thing, taking care of kids i mean. Hell even showing any emotion besides rage and anger is something he's not really used to. But it's a work in progress now. He picks up the little baby girl and starts to rock her in his arms and sing to her.
"(Hush little baby don't you cry. Daddies gonna fight and make Duke die. If He starts to scream in pain, Well it'll be in the october rain. So... hush little baby don't you cry, 'cause Duke's gonna help me burn that hill outside. And if he doesn't daddies gonna bust his hide. SO don't you worry sweet little girl, Daddies gonna make you proud...fuck that didn't rhyme! And when daddy makes you proud, daddy will jump in the crowd. Hopefully daddy will make it far, because if not we're gonna run out of diapers and... stuff... yeah and stuff... SO please go to sleep so i can cut a promo, oh please go to sleep so i can get this done. Daddy needs some sleep soon enough, i'm tired from the diapers and... yeah stuff. SO if you don't wanna see daddy cry, please go to bed and let me tell this fool he'll die...)" Kira sings some more of this... song. After a while Ai falls asleep and has a death hold on Kira's finger. He gets his hand free and opens up the door to his and Kirito's bedroom. Kirito is briefly seen sleeping in bed as Kira walks over to a baby crib near his and kirito's bed.
The crib is pink and white with a mobile hanging over it. He lays Ai down in the crib and covers her up before walking out of the room and closing the door. He makes a "Be quiet" motion with his hands and lips as he points towards the door he just closed. He makes a "follow me" motion and points towards the balcony door. He walks towards the door and opens it up, Walks outside and then closes the door behind the film crew.
"(Listen here jerk nuts, don't go snoopin around my fuckin house an don't go makin loud noises while my girls are sleepin, that clear?)" Kira says to the camera man and film crew. The camera makes a nodding motion, before Kira continues.
"(Another tournament,huh XHF? AWF? My thi- second this year. I got a third commin up later in a few months also. Shit man, i ain't good in these things. But then again it's been up against guys who i don't really know. Guys who are tough as nails and who are strong. Guys like Duke. Duke-san, ya say feel the burn, right? Well how 'bout ya help me burn this hill of fuckin diapers? I'll even pay ya a few hundred yen for yer troubles. What do ya say man? Help me burn these damn things and we're cool,yeah?)"
"(Well what ever, ya know Duke... you an me have a similar history of sorts. We both lost our parents, although mine... lets just say mine left me very young and very soon. Well Duke, Yer from the great and cold country full of communists known as Russia! Well you guys are like right above Japan, and too close for fuckin comfort! Like for real dude, you guys have no chill or nothin!)"
"(Ya know Duke, yer an unknown. Yer a guy who i've never seen or met before. And that makes me excited to be honest. Look i know yer tall as hell and yer like what? three hundred pounds or some shit? Well i don't care about that man. You were a soldier? Well whoopty fuckin doo! Ya think i give a fuck that you were a soldier? i don't,ok Duke? Yer nothin but a fuckin murderer, a fuckin scumbag who ain't shit ta me. Look, i'm tryin ta be a nice guy. A good guy worth lookin up ta by my daughter sleepin in there, but there's a few things... A few folk who i can't git along with. Murderers, rapists, Pedophiles, and pornstars. An yer a murderer who could of {No Means No} a lady up in Iraq who could of been under eightteen and you could of been filmed and have that shit posted on pornhub. Ya see, yer just a guy i can't like. A guy who i don't want my girls seein or meetin. Ya may be tough as hell or what ever, you may have been a prisoner of war, but i don't give a damn. WHen you come to my world and step in my fuckin ring, well there's only one outcome for you Duke and) Omae wa mou SHIIIIIINDERUUUUU!"
"(Hey, Ai! why do you have ta stink so much,huh?)" He says to his month old daughter as she lays on the floor kicking and spitting up all over. The little girl starts to cry as Kira changes her diaper and cleans her up.
"(Shh,Shh... it's ok Ai, it's ok. Daddies here. We got the annoying camera people today though so when mommy gets done with her nap we'll give you to her ok?)" Kira says in a high pitched and really creepy sounding voice. As you can tell he's not really used to this sorta thing, taking care of kids i mean. Hell even showing any emotion besides rage and anger is something he's not really used to. But it's a work in progress now. He picks up the little baby girl and starts to rock her in his arms and sing to her.
"(Hush little baby don't you cry. Daddies gonna fight and make Duke die. If He starts to scream in pain, Well it'll be in the october rain. So... hush little baby don't you cry, 'cause Duke's gonna help me burn that hill outside. And if he doesn't daddies gonna bust his hide. SO don't you worry sweet little girl, Daddies gonna make you proud...fuck that didn't rhyme! And when daddy makes you proud, daddy will jump in the crowd. Hopefully daddy will make it far, because if not we're gonna run out of diapers and... stuff... yeah and stuff... SO please go to sleep so i can cut a promo, oh please go to sleep so i can get this done. Daddy needs some sleep soon enough, i'm tired from the diapers and... yeah stuff. SO if you don't wanna see daddy cry, please go to bed and let me tell this fool he'll die...)" Kira sings some more of this... song. After a while Ai falls asleep and has a death hold on Kira's finger. He gets his hand free and opens up the door to his and Kirito's bedroom. Kirito is briefly seen sleeping in bed as Kira walks over to a baby crib near his and kirito's bed.
The crib is pink and white with a mobile hanging over it. He lays Ai down in the crib and covers her up before walking out of the room and closing the door. He makes a "Be quiet" motion with his hands and lips as he points towards the door he just closed. He makes a "follow me" motion and points towards the balcony door. He walks towards the door and opens it up, Walks outside and then closes the door behind the film crew.
"(Listen here jerk nuts, don't go snoopin around my fuckin house an don't go makin loud noises while my girls are sleepin, that clear?)" Kira says to the camera man and film crew. The camera makes a nodding motion, before Kira continues.
"(Another tournament,huh XHF? AWF? My thi- second this year. I got a third commin up later in a few months also. Shit man, i ain't good in these things. But then again it's been up against guys who i don't really know. Guys who are tough as nails and who are strong. Guys like Duke. Duke-san, ya say feel the burn, right? Well how 'bout ya help me burn this hill of fuckin diapers? I'll even pay ya a few hundred yen for yer troubles. What do ya say man? Help me burn these damn things and we're cool,yeah?)"
"(Well what ever, ya know Duke... you an me have a similar history of sorts. We both lost our parents, although mine... lets just say mine left me very young and very soon. Well Duke, Yer from the great and cold country full of communists known as Russia! Well you guys are like right above Japan, and too close for fuckin comfort! Like for real dude, you guys have no chill or nothin!)"
"(Ya know Duke, yer an unknown. Yer a guy who i've never seen or met before. And that makes me excited to be honest. Look i know yer tall as hell and yer like what? three hundred pounds or some shit? Well i don't care about that man. You were a soldier? Well whoopty fuckin doo! Ya think i give a fuck that you were a soldier? i don't,ok Duke? Yer nothin but a fuckin murderer, a fuckin scumbag who ain't shit ta me. Look, i'm tryin ta be a nice guy. A good guy worth lookin up ta by my daughter sleepin in there, but there's a few things... A few folk who i can't git along with. Murderers, rapists, Pedophiles, and pornstars. An yer a murderer who could of {No Means No} a lady up in Iraq who could of been under eightteen and you could of been filmed and have that shit posted on pornhub. Ya see, yer just a guy i can't like. A guy who i don't want my girls seein or meetin. Ya may be tough as hell or what ever, you may have been a prisoner of war, but i don't give a damn. WHen you come to my world and step in my fuckin ring, well there's only one outcome for you Duke and) Omae wa mou SHIIIIIINDERUUUUU!"
