Fantasy Cruiserfest! Results and Trash Talk! (Week 6)
Oct 3, 2017 1:52:21 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Oct 3, 2017 1:52:21 GMT -5
Welcome everyone to another edition of FANTASY CRUISERFEST!
We're knee deep in End of Days and new people but on 205 Live exciting things are happening with the cruisers! We're knee deep into Gulak's power point presentation and there's still so much more! Enzo is knee deep in the cruiserweight championship, Lince Dorado is knee deep in victories (making him the greatest cruiserweight on the roster right now, suckers), and everyone else is knee deep in Enzo because they keep kicking him so much! Let's take a look at the scoreboard and our competitors!
Last week Enzo won the title and got the every loving crap kicked out of him. BUT WAIT! Since the cruisers beat him up now NONE of them are eligible for a title shot as long as he's the champion. Drew Gulak let Mustafa Ali fly ONE TIME because it was violence against Enzo. And Swan and TJP are no longer friends at all. Also Lince has continued to win all the time on Main Event- I think now the WWE bookers are just trolling us.
LET'S CHECK THE RESULTS!
Main Event:
Rich Swann and Lince Dorado def Tony Nese and Noam Dar (because apparently #xhfrudos is a real unofficial stable now)
205 Live:
Kalisto def Ariya Daivari
Mustafa Ali def Drew Gulak
Jack Gallagher def Cedric Alexander by disqualification
ON TO THE SCORES:
NMM- 7
Moxy- 5
T-Bone- 4
Kanyon- 3
Kira- 3
Mr. Steele- 2
Ezriel- 1
Spike- 1
JFK- 1
Everyone Else- 0
I bet that as soon as we get to the next season an everyone scrambles for Lince, he's gonna go on a non-stop losing streak and Daivari is gonna win the title
We're knee deep in End of Days and new people but on 205 Live exciting things are happening with the cruisers! We're knee deep into Gulak's power point presentation and there's still so much more! Enzo is knee deep in the cruiserweight championship, Lince Dorado is knee deep in victories (making him the greatest cruiserweight on the roster right now, suckers), and everyone else is knee deep in Enzo because they keep kicking him so much! Let's take a look at the scoreboard and our competitors!
NMM- Enzo Amore (7 points)
T-Bone- Cedric Alexander (4 points)
Moxy- Mustafa Ali (4 points)
Kanyon- Akira Tozawa (3 points)
Kira- Rich Swan (2 point)
Mr. Steele- Neville (2 points)
Ezriel- The Brian Kendrick (1 point)
Spike- TJP (1 point)
Mongo- Tony Nese
Scorps- Noam Dar
Kuroi- Ariya Daivari
JFK- Gentleman Jack Gallagher
Harry- Drew Gulak
T-Bone- Cedric Alexander (4 points)
Moxy- Mustafa Ali (4 points)
Kanyon- Akira Tozawa (3 points)
Kira- Rich Swan (2 point)
Mr. Steele- Neville (2 points)
Ezriel- The Brian Kendrick (1 point)
Spike- TJP (1 point)
Mongo- Tony Nese
Scorps- Noam Dar
Kuroi- Ariya Daivari
JFK- Gentleman Jack Gallagher
Harry- Drew Gulak
Last week Enzo won the title and got the every loving crap kicked out of him. BUT WAIT! Since the cruisers beat him up now NONE of them are eligible for a title shot as long as he's the champion. Drew Gulak let Mustafa Ali fly ONE TIME because it was violence against Enzo. And Swan and TJP are no longer friends at all. Also Lince has continued to win all the time on Main Event- I think now the WWE bookers are just trolling us.
LET'S CHECK THE RESULTS!
Main Event:
Rich Swann and Lince Dorado def Tony Nese and Noam Dar (because apparently #xhfrudos is a real unofficial stable now)
205 Live:
Kalisto def Ariya Daivari
Mustafa Ali def Drew Gulak
Jack Gallagher def Cedric Alexander by disqualification
ON TO THE SCORES:
NMM- 7
Moxy- 5
T-Bone- 4
Kanyon- 3
Kira- 3
Mr. Steele- 2
Ezriel- 1
Spike- 1
JFK- 1
Everyone Else- 0
I bet that as soon as we get to the next season an everyone scrambles for Lince, he's gonna go on a non-stop losing streak and Daivari is gonna win the title