Exclusive XHF interview with Mad Dog Smith
Oct 3, 2017 14:05:21 GMT -5
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Post by Mad Dog Smith on Oct 3, 2017 14:05:21 GMT -5
Recently the XHF had a chance to hang out and have sex with Mad Dog Smith, one of the most promising up and coming talents in Pro Wrestling history, and competitor in this year’s End of Days Tournament.
On the set of his soft-core pornographic Cinemax series, “Bikini Vampire Hunters,” Mad Dog let us know about his passions outside of Pro Wrestling.
The newly Raven-Haired Smith was dressed in his all black Victorian wardrobe as he talked to us in the parlor of his character’s “Erotic Funeral Home.”
XHF: So Mad Dog, you’ve just woken from a coma and scored a huge win in Tragic Gaijin Kingdom. What’s next for you?
Mad Dog Smith: Well, I got this big three way scene I gotta do with Carolina Nevada and Dakota Montana. But after that? It’s right back to the gym to prepare for some fat Asian Dude I’ve never heard of before. Wrestling is like that. It’s 99% preparation. 1% looking at tapes of fat Asian opponents who have no chance of ever beating you.
XHF: Is it hard for to balance being a soft-core porn star and being a pro wrestler?
MDS: No, it’s pretty much the same thing. You just try to not make as much eye contract in wrestling, I find.
XHF: You mentioned your co-stars Ms. Nevada and Ms. Montana. Are there any truths to the rumors that you guys don’t get along in real life?
MDS: Not at all those are just vicious internet rumors that trolls make up because they’re jealous of me and my awesome life. I love those girls. Wether we’re having sex on or off camera, for real, or with a cock sock, I love those girls like they’re my sisters.
XHF: Because they both say the rumors are true and that you’re impossible to work with …
MDS: Then fuck those bitches! I’m sick and tired of their bull shit! They’re always taking up time in my make up chair and trying to steal the spotlight. They can both go to hell and die and I hope they both get cancer.
XHF: Jesus Christ!
MDS: Let me just grab another Zima. I’m feeling flushed.
XHF: Uh, Dog! Let’s talk about your pro wrestling career. Why did you sign with Tragic Gaijin Kingdom? It’s a relatively new and smaller promotion in the XHF.
MDS: They paid me more money and gave me my own dressing room.
XHF: But doesn’t everyone get their own dressing room in TGK?
MDS: Nope, just me.
XHF: But that’s not what it says-
MDS: (spits out some Zima) Well who are you gonna trust, Catherine!? Me!? Or what it says there!? You know, I’m a fucking star God Dammit! I play a bi-sexual vampire on Cinemax! I got my own dressing room here too! Wanna see it!?
XHF: I know where your dressing room is, Dog.
MDS: Right, because we had sex there, right!?
XHF: You’re such and asshole!
MDS: No! Wait! Catherine! Come back! I’m sorry! I’m under a lot of pressure! My bitch co-stars ARE TRYING TO DESTROY ME!
From there, Mad Dog took us on a private tour of his downtown Seattle Condo, where the views and hours long orgy were breath taking.
After his new man servant, Diego ushered the other orgy participants out of his home, we spent the early evening in bed, talking about wrestling and other topics …
XHF: Who were all those people?
MDS: (Pulling the blanket up and snuggling with the XHF reporter and camera man.) Fans mostly. Guys from my gym. And the bar across the street.
XHF: The Gay Bar?
MDS: The one with the good music.
XHF: Yeah! The Gay bar.
MDS: Well why shouldn’t they be happy?
XHF: … So you don’t think much about your opponent at End of Days?
MDS: Why would I think much about my opponent? He’s fat. Gross! And he’s Japanese.
XHF: … I’m Japanese!
MDS: Yeah, but you’re not trying to wrestle me. Look, it’s no offense. But strong style is stupid. In Pro Wrestling? All Japs look a like.
XHF: You’re such an asshole!
MDS: (Falling out of bed trying to follow Catherine) I meant in the ring! In terms of strategy! You know what I meant! Catherine Wait! I’m Sorry!
As the day started to wined down Mad Dog invited us to the rooftop patio where he often ate his dinners. Alone. Because he’s an asshole who has no real friends and thinks success will make him happy. But it won’t because he’s a fucking child. And he’s going to die alone and he has a small penis!
MDS: (Eating take out Chinese) Are you still mad at me?
XHF: Yes!
MDS: (Drops the plastic fork) … I know … I know I’m a bad person. I’m sorry. I’m a mess. I’m … I don’t know who I am. I don’t know what I like. I feel like I’m missing the part of my life where I would have found out. There are times when I think wrestling is the greatest thing in my life and there’s times when I think it’s worthless and I should quit it forever. And there are days when I don’t think it matters because either way I’m gonna fuck everything up. Even if I like it. And I like you, Catherine. I like you a lot. So please. Don’t be mad at me. I really, really like you.
XHF: … Oh, my God! I love you too! Oh, my God! I love you too, Dog! It was love at first sight!
MDS: … wait-what!? I never said that-
So we spent the evening in Mad Dog’s arms! (He smells like roses!) The future as bright as his wrestling career as the sun rose above the city of Seattle.
MDS: Has the camera been rolling this whole time!?
On the set of his soft-core pornographic Cinemax series, “Bikini Vampire Hunters,” Mad Dog let us know about his passions outside of Pro Wrestling.
The newly Raven-Haired Smith was dressed in his all black Victorian wardrobe as he talked to us in the parlor of his character’s “Erotic Funeral Home.”
XHF: So Mad Dog, you’ve just woken from a coma and scored a huge win in Tragic Gaijin Kingdom. What’s next for you?
Mad Dog Smith: Well, I got this big three way scene I gotta do with Carolina Nevada and Dakota Montana. But after that? It’s right back to the gym to prepare for some fat Asian Dude I’ve never heard of before. Wrestling is like that. It’s 99% preparation. 1% looking at tapes of fat Asian opponents who have no chance of ever beating you.
XHF: Is it hard for to balance being a soft-core porn star and being a pro wrestler?
MDS: No, it’s pretty much the same thing. You just try to not make as much eye contract in wrestling, I find.
XHF: You mentioned your co-stars Ms. Nevada and Ms. Montana. Are there any truths to the rumors that you guys don’t get along in real life?
MDS: Not at all those are just vicious internet rumors that trolls make up because they’re jealous of me and my awesome life. I love those girls. Wether we’re having sex on or off camera, for real, or with a cock sock, I love those girls like they’re my sisters.
XHF: Because they both say the rumors are true and that you’re impossible to work with …
MDS: Then fuck those bitches! I’m sick and tired of their bull shit! They’re always taking up time in my make up chair and trying to steal the spotlight. They can both go to hell and die and I hope they both get cancer.
XHF: Jesus Christ!
MDS: Let me just grab another Zima. I’m feeling flushed.
XHF: Uh, Dog! Let’s talk about your pro wrestling career. Why did you sign with Tragic Gaijin Kingdom? It’s a relatively new and smaller promotion in the XHF.
MDS: They paid me more money and gave me my own dressing room.
XHF: But doesn’t everyone get their own dressing room in TGK?
MDS: Nope, just me.
XHF: But that’s not what it says-
MDS: (spits out some Zima) Well who are you gonna trust, Catherine!? Me!? Or what it says there!? You know, I’m a fucking star God Dammit! I play a bi-sexual vampire on Cinemax! I got my own dressing room here too! Wanna see it!?
XHF: I know where your dressing room is, Dog.
MDS: Right, because we had sex there, right!?
XHF: You’re such and asshole!
MDS: No! Wait! Catherine! Come back! I’m sorry! I’m under a lot of pressure! My bitch co-stars ARE TRYING TO DESTROY ME!
From there, Mad Dog took us on a private tour of his downtown Seattle Condo, where the views and hours long orgy were breath taking.
After his new man servant, Diego ushered the other orgy participants out of his home, we spent the early evening in bed, talking about wrestling and other topics …
XHF: Who were all those people?
MDS: (Pulling the blanket up and snuggling with the XHF reporter and camera man.) Fans mostly. Guys from my gym. And the bar across the street.
XHF: The Gay Bar?
MDS: The one with the good music.
XHF: Yeah! The Gay bar.
MDS: Well why shouldn’t they be happy?
XHF: … So you don’t think much about your opponent at End of Days?
MDS: Why would I think much about my opponent? He’s fat. Gross! And he’s Japanese.
XHF: … I’m Japanese!
MDS: Yeah, but you’re not trying to wrestle me. Look, it’s no offense. But strong style is stupid. In Pro Wrestling? All Japs look a like.
XHF: You’re such an asshole!
MDS: (Falling out of bed trying to follow Catherine) I meant in the ring! In terms of strategy! You know what I meant! Catherine Wait! I’m Sorry!
As the day started to wined down Mad Dog invited us to the rooftop patio where he often ate his dinners. Alone. Because he’s an asshole who has no real friends and thinks success will make him happy. But it won’t because he’s a fucking child. And he’s going to die alone and he has a small penis!
MDS: (Eating take out Chinese) Are you still mad at me?
XHF: Yes!
MDS: (Drops the plastic fork) … I know … I know I’m a bad person. I’m sorry. I’m a mess. I’m … I don’t know who I am. I don’t know what I like. I feel like I’m missing the part of my life where I would have found out. There are times when I think wrestling is the greatest thing in my life and there’s times when I think it’s worthless and I should quit it forever. And there are days when I don’t think it matters because either way I’m gonna fuck everything up. Even if I like it. And I like you, Catherine. I like you a lot. So please. Don’t be mad at me. I really, really like you.
XHF: … Oh, my God! I love you too! Oh, my God! I love you too, Dog! It was love at first sight!
MDS: … wait-what!? I never said that-
So we spent the evening in Mad Dog’s arms! (He smells like roses!) The future as bright as his wrestling career as the sun rose above the city of Seattle.
MDS: Has the camera been rolling this whole time!?