Dog and Catherine do a promo together. EoD Edition

[Mad Dog Smith]

Mad Dog Smith and Catherine Kawabara stood in front of the black board with XHF, AWF and BANG Fish Spray logos all over it. They were wearing matching outfits. Smith in his all black ring gear with the rainbow tassels and Catherine in a tiny black dress.

Catherine did her make up in a pocket size mirror and Dog waited for her to finish up.

“Why do you take so long?” He asked her. “You’re like, not even half as good looking as me! It should take you half the time!”

“Shut the fuck up,” she said. “You’re such a bitch today. Is it because they cancelled your butt blaster class at the gym?”

“It’s not NOT because of that. Here! Just give me the brush!”

Dog took the make up brush from Catherine and started doing her cheeks. There! You see! Lighter! Lighter! It’s all in the wrist! Okay?”

“Oh, my God! That it is better!”

“I know! Now can I trust you to do me?”

The director ducked out from behind the camera. “Hey, guys, we gonna get on with the show here? Or are you guys gonna do your make-up all day?”

Dog put a hand on his hip. “Bitch, I’m making more money for this than you’d make for your kidney. KNOW YOUR LANE!”

The director gave Dog the finger and snapped, “Action!”

Dog whipped his neck toward the camera. “Oh, hey, Bitches of the XHF network! Allow me to introduce my sexy-ass self! I’m Mad Dog Smith!”

Catherine jumped in front of the camera. “And I’m his insatiable lover, Ruby Black!”

Dog winced. “Cut! Wait! Baby, you can’t have a stage name. You already work for the network. People know who you are ...”

Catherine shook her head. “It’s cool. Nobody watches the network. We had a big meeting about it.”

The director ducked back out. “Hey, guys. I’m not cutting. I don’t give a shit. I got Seahawk tickets and I’m out of here in ten minutes.”

Dog turned white. “What? I can’t work like that-”

Catherine threw an arm around Dog. “His insatiable lover, Ruby Black! And we’ll know where we’ll be this Sunday!”

“Uh, shit!” Dog yelled. “Yeah, this Sunday! October 8th! Finely Stadium! Chattanooga, Tennessee! I’m gonna wrestle some fat Asian fuck nobody has ever heard about at the End of Days tournament! Though I like to call it the end of daze tournament! Because thats what happens to the audience whenever the two sexiest bitches in the business get in the ring together!”

“Yeah!” Catherine shouted seductively. “I mean, look how hot I am! There’s no way you’re gay Mad Dog! And everyone should know it by now!”

“Don’t say that unsolicited! Why would you say that!? Pete! We need to cut!”

“Fuck you, I ain’t cutting. As a matter of fact, that’s a wrap. Suck it, Dog. Good luck having sex with your beard later.”

“Fuck you, Pete!”

As Pete the director walked away, Dog put his hands on his knees.

“Fucking your beard?” Catherine asked. “Is that like? Something new? Should I google it?”

Dog shook his head. “Catherine, baby, do you remember how we talked about how some girls are sexy and other girls are just cute?”

Catherine shook her head as Dog put an arm around her and walked her off camera. “I think so. I’m sexy, right?”

“Baby ... that’s not what I said.”