The Cosmic Warrior
Oct 8, 2017 20:08:51 GMT -5
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Post by Mad Dog Smith on Oct 8, 2017 20:08:51 GMT -5
VITAL STATISTICS
RING NAME: THE COSMIC WARRIOR!
REAL NAME: ... THE COSMIC WARRIOR!
NICKNAMES: ... NONE, YOU NORMALS WILL ONLY CALL THIS MAN BY THAT WHICH THE FIRES OF OBLIVION HAVE BESTOWED UPON! AND WHEN YOU DO YOUR HEADS WILL HANG IN RESPECT AND YOU WILL TURN YOU BACK TO THIS MAN SO THAT HE MAY SUPE AND BE NOURISHED BEFORE THE NORMALS ARE. ALLLOWED TO PARTAKE IN HIS DISREGARDED MEATS AND CHEESES!
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: ...6’2”!
HOMETOWN: ...280 LBS!
AGE: ... HIS BODY IS ONLY DECADES OLD BUT WITHIN HIS SOUL BURNS A POWER COSMIC AND INFITE WHICH RUN THROUGH THE AWF AS IT HAS RUN THROUGH THE COSMIC PLAIN SINCE TIME IMMORTAL! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
ALIGNMENT: ...WHENEVER THERE ARE MORTALS WHO LIVE IN FEAR HE WILL BE THERE TO RIGHT THE WRONGS OF NORMALS WHO HAVE CHOOSEN LESSER PATHS! THOUGHT ONE CANNOT BE FORGIVEN FOR BEING MEEK HE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO LIVE IN THE WILL OF ANOTHER BEING! THE WARRIOR SHALL PROTECT ALL WHO NEED PROTECTION! AND DECIMATE THE NORMALS WHO TAKE THE BLESSING OF LOVE AND PEACE FOR GRANTED!!!!
GIMMICK: ...THERE IS NOT GIMMICTRY HERE! THE COSMIC WARRIOR IS WHO AND WHAT HE SAYS HE IS AND ALL THOSE WHO SAY DIFFERENT WILL FEEL THE CONSEQUENCES IN THE ARENA OF MORRIS BASEBALL!!!!!!
PICBASE: ...THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
APPEARANCE: ...A VERY LARGE AND POWERFUL WARRIOR WHO’S BODY HAS BEEN CHISLED AND SCULPTED IN THE PITTS OF TESTEMENT AND TRIAL AND FIRE! ALL WE KNOW IS FALLING AND THAT FALLING MAKES US INTO MEN OR THE THINGS THAT COWER. IN THE SHADOWS IN FEAR OF THE WARRIOR!
TWITTER: ... THE WARRIOR DOES NOT NEED A PHONE TO SPEAK TO HIS PEOPLE! THE WILL HEAR HIS MESSAGE FROM THE LIPS OF THOSE WHO HAVE BENEFITTED FROM LIVING MY THE WARRIORS CODE! AND BY THE SMELL OF DECOMPISITION THAT RISES FROM HIS ENEMIES BODDIES! ALSO THE WARRIOR DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHY APPLE DEVICES ARE SO EXPENISIVE AND HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND ANDROID! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
BIOGRAPHY
LONG AGO THE COSMOS DECIDED THAT MAN AND ALL MAN FORMS WILL ALWAYS DRIFT TO THE DARKNESS IN SOME WAY IF THEY DID NOT HAVE THOSE THAT WOULD REPELL THEM! HE REALIZED THAT TO BE MAN IS MAKE ERROR AND THAT ERROR MUST BE PUNISHED WITH A POWER COSMIC AND IMMORTAL AND HARSH AS THE TEMPTATION THAT FORCES ERROR!
SO FROM THE FLAMES OF OBLIVIAN AND THE DARKEST PARTS OF MEN’S MINDS THE WARRIOR FORCE WAS BORN AND THROUGH MANY CENTURIES AND MANY BODIES HE HAS HUNTED DOWN AND DEVOURED LESSER NORMALS WHO ATTEMPT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE YOUNG AND THE OLD AND PUNY AND THE MEEK!
THERE’S A COOL SIDE STORY THAT TAKES PLACE IN ANCIENT JAPAN BUT THAT’S A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME! AARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
QUOTES & CATCHPHRASES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! SCREAMING!!!!!
MOVESET, STYLE AND ENTRANCE
. CLOTHES LINES!!!! ALL THE CLOTHESLINE!!!!! RUNNING TO THE RING! SCREAMING! SHAKING THE ROPES! THE ROPES NEED SHAKING!!!!
FINISHERS: (max 2) THAT THING WHERE YOU GORILLA PRESS SOMEBODY AND THEN YOU JUMP ON THEIR STOMACH!!!! ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
- "MOVE NAME" (move description)
. THAT THING WHERE YOU JUMP ON THEIR STOMACH!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
SIGNATURES: MANY CLOTHESLINES! THE FOUNDATION OF ANY GOOD WARRIOR IS THE ABILITY TO RUN INTO SOMEBODY AS HARD AS HE CAN! ALSO BODY SLAMS! THE FOUNDATION OF ANY GOOD WARRIOR IS THE ABILITY TO BODY SLAM SOMEBODY UNTIL THEIR BODY HAS MOSTLY FALLEN OF INTO THE FOG OF TIME AND IMPACT!!!!!
- "MOVE NAME" (move description)
SETUP MOVES: MORE CLOTHESLINES!!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! DON’T OVER THINK HOW MANY MOVES YOU NEED TO LEARN TO BE AN EFFECTIVE COSMIC WARRIOR AND CHAMPION OF THE WEEK AND PUNY!!!!!!
- "MOVE NAME" (move description)
OTHER MOVES:
... SOME OF THIS STUFF THE WARRIOR WILL SKIP BECAUSE HE HAS TO WATCH GOSSIP GIRL ON NETFLIX! THE GOSSIP GIRLS FIGHT A VERY DIFFERENT KIND OF WARFATE THAT THE WARRIOR FINDS DISHONERABLE BUT NO LESS INTERESTING!!!!!!!!
WRESTLING STYLE: BIG MAN RUN INTO SMALLER MAN AND IF THE MAN IS BIGGER THAN RUN INTO HIM HARDER! ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
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ENTRANCE THEME:
- "Unstable" by WWE and Jim Johnston
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION:
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RUNNING TO THE RING, KNOCKING OVER CAMERA MAN! NEVER STOPPING TO SEE IF HE’S OKAY!!!!!!
MANAGED BY
...I MANAGED BY THE POWER COSMIC THAT RUNS THROUGH MY VIENS AND GROWS! FEEDING ON THE FOOD THAT I INTAKE AND USE AS SUBSTANCANCE!!!!
CHAMPIONSHIPS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS
...SAVING THE UNIVERSE OF NORMALS TIME AND TIME AGAIN AS I TRAVEL THE COSMOS AND LEARN ABOUT THE STRANGE GOSSIP GIRLS!!!!!!!!
ALL ABOUT YOU!
YOUR NAME: ...THE COSMIC WARRIOR!!!!
YOUR EMAIL: ...WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EMAIL!!!!!!!
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US? ...I DO NOT HEAR OF ANYTHING! I ONLY TRAVEL WHERE I MUST GO AND BE WHERE I MUST BE AND CLOTHESLINE WHATEVER NEEDS CLOTHESLINING!!!!!
