Fantasy Cruiserfest! Results and Trash Talk! (Week 6)
Oct 11, 2017 2:01:18 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Oct 11, 2017 2:01:18 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOOOH XHF NETWORK!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HELL IN A CELL PPV CHAMPION AND FEEEEEEEL THE POWER!!!!!
It's a new week of Cruiserfest, yes it is!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HELL IN A CELL PPV CHAMPION AND FEEEEEEEL THE POWER!!!!!
It's a new week of Cruiserfest, yes it is!
And what a week it is! Two cruiserweight matches on Raw, a SINGLES match on Main Event, and a new cruiserweight champion! Unfortunately, the rumors of Neville walking out are covering over everything else- as it should, Neville was our king. But that's ok! I have something that will make everyone feel better!
Yeah! Look at that hot bodied Tony Nese. It's like all your troubles are melting away! Anyway, LET'S LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD!:
NMM- Enzo Amore (7 points)
Moxy- Mustafa Ali (5 points)
T-Bone- Cedric Alexander (4 points)
Kanyon- Akira Tozawa (3 points)
Kira- Rich Swan (3 point)
Mr. Steele- Neville (2 points)
Ezriel- The Brian Kendrick (1 point)
Spike- TJP (1 point)
JFK- Gentleman Jack Gallagher (1 point)
Mongo- Tony Nese
Scorps- Noam Dar
Kuroi- Ariya Daivari
Harry- Drew Gulak
Moxy- Mustafa Ali (5 points)
T-Bone- Cedric Alexander (4 points)
Kanyon- Akira Tozawa (3 points)
Kira- Rich Swan (3 point)
Mr. Steele- Neville (2 points)
Ezriel- The Brian Kendrick (1 point)
Spike- TJP (1 point)
JFK- Gentleman Jack Gallagher (1 point)
Mongo- Tony Nese
Scorps- Noam Dar
Kuroi- Ariya Daivari
Harry- Drew Gulak
Duke- Kalisto (TO START NEXT WEEK)
Last week Nese and Dar continued tagging with each other because the WWE loves following me and Scorps' love. EVERYONE HATED Enzo some more but some were ok with him on 205 Live because there's a difference in the writers between the shows. Kalisto joined. Drew Gulak continued to be the heart and soul of the division and Gallagher actually won!
LET'S CHECK THE RESULTS!
Raw:
Jack Gallagher and The Brian Kendrick def Cedric Alexander and Mustafa Ali
Kalisto def Enzo Amore to become the New Cruiserweight Champion (2 points....FOR NOBODY, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Main Event:
Akira Tozawa def Tony Nese
205 Live:
Rich Swann def TJP
Mustafa Ali and Kalisto def Enzo Amore and Ariya Daivari
ON TO THE SCORES:
NMM- 7
Moxy- 6
T-Bone- 4
Kanyon- 4
Kira- 4
Mr. Steele- 2
Ezriel- 2
JFK- 2
Spike- 1
Everyone Else- 0
Hahahahaha, Kalisto is not helpful to anyone! In other news, Moxy is creeping up on NMM, which is a huge deal! I think Tony Nese has lost just as many Main Event matches as Lince Dorado has won- do I get points for that? NO! STOP ASKING ME IF YOU CAN GET POINTS FOR NOT WINNING! @steele! If Neville did indeed quit, you can change to one of the other remaining cruiserweights- which is, quite honestly, a very good deal (unless you pick Sin Cara or something).
CAN YOU HANDLE IT!?