The Resurrection of Price P3 (EoD Day 3 Round 2 RP)

[La Familia Price]

Nelly watches his friend Shogun-Tron walk off while holding his head, shaking his own head Nelly, being the fool he is, looks worried for his friend, he should be worried about the man that just walked up behind him. The Messhia of Hardcore himself, Price.

: "Man I hope he's OK."

Nelly turns only to walk right into Price who adjusts his XHF hat up off his face so it's only sitting on half his head, Price pryes his eye open to get a good look at Nelly.

: "Well look at you microphone monkey, you trying to pretend to be one of the boys again?"

: "Scuse me sorry, oh...hello Price, if that is really your name."

Price smiles ever so slighly.

: "It's understandable you wouldn't believe, I wouldn't either if I was in your shoes, I mean, a man coming back to life, like Jesus or something? But, it's true Nelly, and I'll even prove it to you."

Price whispers something into Nelly's ear, Nelly's eyes go wide in horror.

: "You promised you'd never speak of that again!"

: "Now do you believe?"

: "But...how!? I mean, the Trons assured me there is no God so how could one have sent you back here?"

: "The Tron's Nelly? The men who's very existence during this time creates a time paradox with every single passing moment? They are destroying this timeline by just being here Nelly, they say they came here to save us but in reality, they are the one's that will destroy us, they are not good people Nelly.."

: "Now wait a minute, I happen to know for a fact that Shogun is a stand up guy."

: "Uh huh, and people thought Obama was going to be the savior, he wound up just being another neocon dressed up in liberal clothing. You're getting shammed Nelly, played, conned. But I'll tell you one thing Nelly, they are right, there is no one god. All the religions here on this rock? They all got it wrong, they have pieces right, and if you out all their pieces together you get some semblance of the truth, but all and all, they are all wrong. I've seen the other side Nelly, both the good and the bad. And like I said, he is right, there is no one god, but multiple gods, and you know what else Nelly? You want to know a secret about all of the gods?"

: "What's that?"

: "They are all a bunch of perverts, the only time they are watching, is when you are fucking. Otherwise? They could give two shits about us here on Earth, hell, most of them have forgotten we exist, currently their new obsession is watching the new creations they made on Narlax 6 go at it like rabbits. So keep that in mind the next time you are going at it in your dog suit you sick fuck."

: "But...I'm not a furry."

: "You keep telling your self that boy and maybe one day you'll believe it. Let me ask you Nelly, this End of Day's tournament. Just a cash grab for Mongo right?"

: "What? No this is.."

: "This is suppose to be a serious competition Nelly? Is that what you were going to say? They what the fuck was that with my match this week Nelly? Why was I, a legend in this business, one of the most feared XHF Hardcore champions of all time, the longest reigning US Champion in history, and Messiah of Hardcore, in a match with a man who, lets be honest here Nelly, wanted NOTHING to do with me. Even you, in your sorry ass state, would have at least given me a fight. But no, this clown, this Axle Rose wanna be, has the nerve, the gall, to waste MY TIME by walking out of the match? This is the best Mongo could find? This is the best he can muster up?"

: "I mean, you still have men like Hyperion, Scorps, and even the man you are facing this week Shogun-Tron still in it..."

: "You just listed off 2 men who are insane. Like, completely and utterly clinically fucking insane, and a moron from the future, who doesn't even know that XHF rules, means, NO FUCKING RULES. Tell me Nelly, this man you know so well, Shogun, does he honestly think he can hang with me in that ring?"

: "Shogun is a hell of a competitor..."

: "In a regular sanctioned match, sure, dude can go. He is the leader of the Trons for a reason, I wont deny him that. But the man is a moron Nelly, pure, grade A stupid, and he's getting into that ring with one of the most cerebral men to EVER come into the XHF, I've forgotten more ways to hurt someone that Shogun-Tron has ever known Nelly. He thinks we are going to go out there to that ring, shake hands, and have a good old clean Texas catch-can match then he is in for a RUDE awaking. He's going to learn first hand why people consider me the master of the DDT, and especially now? Now that I have a body that actually has calf muscles and I can do some of that flippy shit you little guys do? I have even more fun and creative ways to hurt people. And who hurts people better than Price Nelly? Who?"

: "No one?"

: "Fuck right Nelly, first smart thing you've said all day. Remember that time when I ripped Kevin Hardaway's flesh off with barbwire in our Japanese Deathmatch, now available on the XHF Network under "Best of Price"?

Nelly looks a bit queezey remembering that.

: "Or the time I tried to break Steve Awesome's leg around the ring post and tried to make him eat his own foot?"

Nelly cringes.

: "Or the pint, after pint, after pint of blood our own Blood God, the self proclaimed God of Extreme Spike Kane, poured out of his body after I destroyed him in our war for the Hardcore title? Fact is this Nelly,the body may have changed because the gods fucking SUCK, but the mind, and ability, is all the same. And that spells out tough shit for the rest of the people who are facing their End of Days, be it Hyperion or Scorpion, or even that Russian fuck Duke AK47 or whatever his name is, it doesn't matter, at the end of the day, Price is going to go down to that ring, kick someones ass from pillar to post, drop them on their sorry ass dome, collect my check, rise, and repeat. Not because I want to, not even because I can, but because I like to, I LIKE to hurt people Nelly, it brings me joy in life, so that is what I am going to continue to do, if I am stuck on this god damn rock we call Earth forced to be around you people for the rest of your forsaken lives, then I am going to make it as painful, and miserable as you all make me. That starts with Shogun-Tron this week, I am going to beat that Tron into a living pulp, then ship his dead carcass back to the future as a warning to all, Don't fuck with this timeline. It belongs to me. And when I am done with him I'll be that much closer to getting my hands on that fat fuck Mongo, and I will make him pay."

: "For what?"

Price glares at Nelly.

: "He knows what for. I have spoken."

Price grabs the mic from Nelly's hand then chucks it down the hallway, turns, and leaves.

: "Rude."