New Poster (EoD Fallout RP)
Nov 1, 2017 19:17:57 GMT -5
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Nov 1, 2017 19:17:57 GMT -5
**Fade in. The streets. Suburbia. Halloween night.**
*We see Curtis Kanyon walking down the street, wearing a Macho Man costume. Kids and adults are walking around in the background.*
Curtis: I can’t believe this. What an amazing…
**Cut. Casa de Kanyon. Trophy Room. Halloween Eve.**
*We open to see a pile of titles. They look to be the eighteen titles that represent the X*Crown, but the pile looks like a lot more than eighteen titles. But we quickly see why as Curtis pokes his head out of the pile.*
Curtis: I thought I heard someone come in, isn’t this great! Look at this! I told ya! I told ya I’d embarrass Harold, and slap down Venom. And best of all, shame that damn piggie! Just destroy her and the pedestal all the kiddies put her on. Oh snap!
*Curtis springs up to his feet out of the pile, titles flying everywhere. He runs out of the room and down the hall. The camera follows, trying to keep up with him. Curtis arrives at the door of his youngest son, Pepe’s room. He knocks on the door. Pepe opens it and Curtis and the camera walks in. Curtis sees all the Thob merchandise in the trash can and gets excited. He points to it behind his son’s back so the camera can focus on it.*
Curtis: So uh, Pepe, a little birdie told me that Thob isn’t your favorite wrestler anymore!
Pepe: No papa, she is not!
*Pepe grabs the Thob poster on his wall and tears it off.*
Curtis: Well that’s…that’s great!
Pepe: Can you help me put up a new poster papa?
Curtis: Sure thing kiddo.
*Pepe puts some stickies on the back of a face down poster. Curtis picks it up and puts it where the Thob poster was, then steps back.*
Curtis: What the f…
Curtis: Are you—is this—Son?
Pepe: Yes papa?
Curtis: Is Goldbear two you’re new favorite wrestler?
Pepe: Uh huh!
Curtis: Porque?
Pepe: ‘Cause he beat up all those piggies! Tee hee hee!
*Under his breath.*
Curtis: Ugh… this can’t get any worse.
**Cut. The streets. Suburbia. Halloween night.**
Curtis: …ly terrible Halloween night.
*The camera pulls out to reveal is wife Esmerelda, dressed as a sexy Rosey the Rivetter.*
Esmerelda: Honey, boys will be boys. Let Pepito enjoy Halloween.
Curtis: Ugh…
*The camera pulls out further to reveal Pepe Kanyon dressed as Goldbear II.*
**Fade out.**
*We see Curtis Kanyon walking down the street, wearing a Macho Man costume. Kids and adults are walking around in the background.*
Curtis: I can’t believe this. What an amazing…
**Cut. Casa de Kanyon. Trophy Room. Halloween Eve.**
*We open to see a pile of titles. They look to be the eighteen titles that represent the X*Crown, but the pile looks like a lot more than eighteen titles. But we quickly see why as Curtis pokes his head out of the pile.*
Curtis: I thought I heard someone come in, isn’t this great! Look at this! I told ya! I told ya I’d embarrass Harold, and slap down Venom. And best of all, shame that damn piggie! Just destroy her and the pedestal all the kiddies put her on. Oh snap!
*Curtis springs up to his feet out of the pile, titles flying everywhere. He runs out of the room and down the hall. The camera follows, trying to keep up with him. Curtis arrives at the door of his youngest son, Pepe’s room. He knocks on the door. Pepe opens it and Curtis and the camera walks in. Curtis sees all the Thob merchandise in the trash can and gets excited. He points to it behind his son’s back so the camera can focus on it.*
Curtis: So uh, Pepe, a little birdie told me that Thob isn’t your favorite wrestler anymore!
Pepe: No papa, she is not!
*Pepe grabs the Thob poster on his wall and tears it off.*
Curtis: Well that’s…that’s great!
Pepe: Can you help me put up a new poster papa?
Curtis: Sure thing kiddo.
*Pepe puts some stickies on the back of a face down poster. Curtis picks it up and puts it where the Thob poster was, then steps back.*
Curtis: What the f…
Curtis: Are you—is this—Son?
Pepe: Yes papa?
Curtis: Is Goldbear two you’re new favorite wrestler?
Pepe: Uh huh!
Curtis: Porque?
Pepe: ‘Cause he beat up all those piggies! Tee hee hee!
*Under his breath.*
Curtis: Ugh… this can’t get any worse.
**Cut. The streets. Suburbia. Halloween night.**
Curtis: …ly terrible Halloween night.
*The camera pulls out to reveal is wife Esmerelda, dressed as a sexy Rosey the Rivetter.*
Esmerelda: Honey, boys will be boys. Let Pepito enjoy Halloween.
Curtis: Ugh…
*The camera pulls out further to reveal Pepe Kanyon dressed as Goldbear II.*
**Fade out.**
