When in Japan...(Genesis RP)
Nov 16, 2017 18:13:25 GMT -5
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Post by BODHI on Nov 16, 2017 18:13:25 GMT -5
*Opening our scene inside a studio, we find our Goddess of Sakura Champion, Bodhi, standing next to two men in suits, in what appears to be an interview setting. Behind them is a crudely made backdrop, of a painted-on red-brick wall with a four pane window and lush greenery outside. The two men in suit are both holding microphones, but Bodhi is dressed a little different than usual. She is wearing a white tank top, tight and revealing as always, short cut denim shorts, and shin-high hiking boots. She is also wearing elbow and knee pads, but the most unusual part, she has a bib on her front, with her name and a number;
She is happy, smiling with the two men as they are conducting what appears to be an interview;*
“...so Ms. Bodhi, are you excited about today’s events?”
“Um, sure! I’ve no idea what to expect really, from what I remember seeing as a kid, it looks like a lot of fun! And hey, while I am here in Japan, I better join in with what the local do for fun I guess!”
“Oh yes, most certainly. You will have many hours of enjoyment ahead.”
“Hours? I thought this was only gonna take a few minutes…”
“Yes, for the fast contestants! But most people take a little bit longer. I am sure as our Goddess of Sakura, you will have no trouble winning!”
“Yeah, I guess...so, um, when do we start?”
*Bodhi seems to be shivering, looking a little too cold for a woman standing in a warm studio. In fact, as the men are speaking, their breath is evident.*
“Oh, yes. Ittsu bero korudo in hiaa.”
“Are you saying it’s very cold in here? Because it is.”
“Indeed. But now, without further ado, we must start the show...Bodhi, you are ready? Well then, without further ado, welcome to …”
*The backdrop is raised into the air, revealing behind them a huge outdoor obstacle course, a forest beyond that, and in the distance, a castle atop a hill.*
TAKESHI’S CASTLE!!
*Bodhi bows to the two men, before running off to join the other contestants standing at the starting grid. In total, there are 100 contestants ready to run at the sound of the starter, and as soon as the gunshot rings through the air, they all take off. The first segment of the course is straightforward, running through wet mud, sploshing over fallen logs and other minor obstacles, climbing over mounds and hills built to slow and tired the contestants. Near the end of the first segment, there is a quarter pipe to sprint up and catch the lip, but with so many attempting it ahead of her, Bodhi struggles with the slippery slope, now covered in mud. She makes a good attempt at it, runs to the top, but doesn’t quite make it. She back peddles a bit, and runs for it a second time, this time just getting her fingers onto the top ledge and pulling herself up.*
“Holy fuck I am out of shape...woo though, we did it! Woo! That was fun though!”
*A loud speaker rings out with the announcement…*
~Congratulations on completing Stage 1. Count Takeshi is most pleased. Please continue to Stage 2.~
“Stage 2? How many stages are there?”
*She overhears somebody say the word ‘hundred’, and her face pales. The surviving group move forward to the next area, that has a sign above it simply called ‘Rat Race’. The contestants line up ready to run through a doorway, and are allowed in in groups of 5. Bodhi takes her place in line…*
“Wow, this is fun. Right guys? You are all having fun?”
*No answer, nothing but stares. Clearly a non-English speaking group.*
“Real chatty bunch you lot are.”
*One contestant turns around, a younger male. He makes eye contact, then immediately looks at Bodhi’s chest, then eye contact, and back to her chest.*
"Wow...big bobs.”
“Ugh, assholes in every language. Great.”
*Bodhi pushes her way past the gawker, and makes her way towards the entrance door. Each group is let in, but seconds later a huge scream is heard. Curious she is expecting there to be a fright-trigger on the other side. The doorman opens the entrance way, as Bodhi’s group enters. Ahead of them is a small wall to scale, seemingly easy enough. They begin to walk towards it, when a real life fucking tiger jumps down behind them, snarling. *SCREAMS* The group sprint for the wall, but the wall is oiled up and greasy. The tiger nears them, prowling, as the screams grow. Slowly but surely, they all manage to get over the wall to the other side. Another oiled wall lies ahead of them, but no tiger in sight. They walk towards it, gingerly. From behind them, the tiger suddenly appears, having jumped the wall. Again, they sprint for their lives, scaling the wall as slippery but as quickly as possible. Once on the other side, they see a sign ahead of them, marked Honeycomb Maze.*
“Takeshi is a fucking lunatic…”
*There are three possible entrances, so the group of fan fan out and run through. They power through the first set of doors, and Bodhi soon realizes she has lost them in the maze. She runs for the next door, but it's locked. A decoy! She slams hard against it and falls to the ground. Above her, a man appears, dressed in a weird bright pink outfit;*
“Bodhi! I am Jo! Follow my directions!”
“...Jo? What the hell? Tell Takeshi he’s a dick!”
“Yes, miss. Right now you need to move, there is a tiger behind that door.”
*Jumping to her feet, Bodhi runs for the other door she didn’t try, and goes to the next room. Jo guides her through the maze, to the final room, where there is two tigers!*
“What the fuck is going on with the tigers! Takeshi you maniac!”
*Backtracking to go around the room, Jo leads her to the next section of the stage, called Skipping Stones. Her and other surviving contestants have to sprint across big rocks on the surface of a lake, however some are decoys and sink. Bodhi watches the others go first, noting which stones sink, and which don’t. She makes her run for it, getting across two, then three, now five, and the last two stones...but the last one is a fake! It immediately sinks under her weight, but she dives for the end platform...and makes it!*
“Oh my God, I am never doing this ever again…”
*Gathering her energy, and trying to slow her heart rate, Bodhi gets up and walks a little further to the next area, called ‘Avalanche’. Beside it is a sign saying ‘Stage 3’.*
“Stage 3? What the hell! That last round had three different obstacles! And tigers!”
*The next stage looks to be pretty straight forward- a hill climb. There are walls and ramps on the incline, to make contestants strafe from side to side. Seems pretty straight forward. Bodhi and the other remaining contestants start their climb, and make it pretty far up without any complications. About half way up however, three people appear at the top of the hill, looking like circus clowns but dressed in a familiar style...they are dressed like Gabby Kaylor, Allyson Hydecker and Alexis Grace!*
“What the shit now…”
*The three imposters begin to goad and insult Bodhi as she climbs nearer them, and from behind them appears a giant boulder (not real, it's a game show, but they still knock you out!). They roll the first one down the hill, to which Bodhi easily strafes and avoids. It misses most, but takes out a couple of oblivious contestants near the bottom. Laughing with confidence, Bodhi climbs further...but it starts to rain down on them. Boulder after boulder after boulder, ploughing and destroying the climbers. Bodhi takes cover behind a wall, but after the sound of a buzzer, the walls all retract and disappear! With no cover or protection ,she takes the brunt of a boulder right to the face, blasting her half way down the hill again.*
“Ugh, my head...I hate these bitches...I hate you Takeshi...why did I get out of bed today…”
*Exhausted and battered, she gets up and starts her climb again, this time boulder free. She finally makes it to the top, where the impostors are dancing and laughing. Ignoring them, Bodhi moves forward to the next section, called ‘Bridge Ball’. Trying not to imagine what is in store, Bodhi progresses forward to the start of Stage 4. Ahead of her is a wooden bridge, with no side rails. It’s obvious she simply has to cross over, a test of balance.*
“Cross the bridge, easy peasy. And they have a safety net under me too, piece of cake. You got this girl, slow and steady…”
*As Bodhi begins to cross the bridge, she notices it is a lot more stable than expected. Confident, she begins to move faster, still maintaining her composure. Once she hits the halfway mark, a loud BOOM catches her by surprise, as a cannonball whirrs past her head.*
"WHOA! What the hell!!”
*Looking down to the floor, she spots two cannons, primed and pointed right at her. Behind them guiding the shooting balls are Ember Ferrari and Cherry Miyawaki, again two impostors dressed up to impersonate. They start shooting cannonballs at Bodhi as she struggles to cross, connecting every so often, but not knocking her off. Just near the end, Ember hits Bodhi direct on the legs, and sweeps them from under her. Cherry blasts her abdomen as Bodhi struggles to hang on and climb back to her feet. With the two chuckling clowns reloading, Bodhi gets enough energy and time to quickly scuttle over to the end of the bridge, ending the round. She lies on her back on the floor, to catch her breath.*
“Oh...my...God...I need Haagen-Daaz, and a some Gossip Girl...yikes…”
*After a few moments, she gets to her feet, and slowly trudges forward to the last part of the show...Stage 5. Ahead of her is a castle entrance, leading to the main courtyard of Takeshi’s Castle itself. As she enters the yard, the gates shut behind her, and over a loudspeaker she hears the announcement, ‘STAGE 5- FINAL SHOWDOWN!’ Ahead of her, five guards appear on carts, zipping towards her. They start shooting at her, lasers flying right at her. Panicking, her and other remaining contestants find empty packed carts along the wall and run to them. They jump in and start driving (the instructions/ operating them is super easy I imagine). The guards are shooting lasers, so the contestants return the favor. Once they have been eliminated, another three carts appears; Takeshi driving the biggest one, but flanking him are two more drivers in carts...CiCi Dupree and Kuroi Yami! They both beeline for Bodhi, ignoring the other contestants. Bodhi bulldogs for them, shooting lasers at the impostors carts. The goal is to hit targets on the front of their carts, connecting with a sensor and immobilizing the carts. After a few minutes of panicked commotion, it falls down to just Bodhi, and Takeshi. All other carts have been eliminated. The two joust towards one another, lasers flying. It looks like they are about to collide, playing a dangerous game of chicken...when Takeshi’s cart suddenly stops, immobilized! Bodhi has done it, she has beaten Takeshi’s Castle!!*
“This was awful, get me the hell out of here…”
*The two men from the beginning run onto the scene, approaching Bodhi as she exits her cart. She is covered in mud, dirty, cold, wet and tired. They run over, shooting her huge smiles, but to her annoyance.*
“Go away, I am done with this. I just want to go home!”
“Ms. Bodhi! You have beaten Takeshi and taken his castle! How do you feel?”
“Sore. Hungry”
“Ah, you have done great achievement today Ms. Bodhi. Please, a gift. Our offering to you, as victor.”
*The weirder of the two men hands Bodhi a large cardboard check, made out to her as winner, the prize being 1 Million Yen! (about $8000). She smiles as she takes the check, but pushes past them to leave.*
“Uh, Ms. Bodhi, before you leave us, one last question...you fight Ms. Dupree and Ms. Yami at Sakura Genesis on November 25th...can you give us your thoughts, opinions or even predictions for the match?”
“Ugh, I just want to go home and eat and masturbate...OK, Genesis, those two bitches...yeah, I’ll give you my thought and opinions. Yami is going to get her ugly face smushed into an even uglier face! That brat faced punk is going down. I’ve proven to her before I am better than her, but she continues to haunt me and follow me around like a puppy. So once and for all I will end her. And CiCi...please. The girl with the golden high school record? Coach’s favorite wrestler? Come on, this isn’t a game in school anymore. She knows the moves, she's got the flexibility. She might do her country proud one day...but what she won't do is beat me in the ring. I’ve fought tougher chicks in bed.”
“Uh, you have had girls in your bed-”
“What I am saying is, I am not worried nor am I even bothered. I have beaten these two starlets before, and at Genesis, I’ll do it all over again! I’m going in there hungry, and coming out one Double Big Mac richer!”
“I not understand reference…”
*Bodhi turns on her heel, and struts off, getting only a few steps before her aching body reminds her she got battered by boulders. She leaves the scene, headed back to her suite for a well deserved shower, the most recent victor of….Takeshi’s Castle!*
BODHI
#17
“...so Ms. Bodhi, are you excited about today’s events?”
“Um, sure! I’ve no idea what to expect really, from what I remember seeing as a kid, it looks like a lot of fun! And hey, while I am here in Japan, I better join in with what the local do for fun I guess!”
“Oh yes, most certainly. You will have many hours of enjoyment ahead.”
“Hours? I thought this was only gonna take a few minutes…”
“Yes, for the fast contestants! But most people take a little bit longer. I am sure as our Goddess of Sakura, you will have no trouble winning!”
“Yeah, I guess...so, um, when do we start?”
*Bodhi seems to be shivering, looking a little too cold for a woman standing in a warm studio. In fact, as the men are speaking, their breath is evident.*
“Oh, yes. Ittsu bero korudo in hiaa.”
“Are you saying it’s very cold in here? Because it is.”
“Indeed. But now, without further ado, we must start the show...Bodhi, you are ready? Well then, without further ado, welcome to …”
*The backdrop is raised into the air, revealing behind them a huge outdoor obstacle course, a forest beyond that, and in the distance, a castle atop a hill.*
TAKESHI’S CASTLE!!
*Bodhi bows to the two men, before running off to join the other contestants standing at the starting grid. In total, there are 100 contestants ready to run at the sound of the starter, and as soon as the gunshot rings through the air, they all take off. The first segment of the course is straightforward, running through wet mud, sploshing over fallen logs and other minor obstacles, climbing over mounds and hills built to slow and tired the contestants. Near the end of the first segment, there is a quarter pipe to sprint up and catch the lip, but with so many attempting it ahead of her, Bodhi struggles with the slippery slope, now covered in mud. She makes a good attempt at it, runs to the top, but doesn’t quite make it. She back peddles a bit, and runs for it a second time, this time just getting her fingers onto the top ledge and pulling herself up.*
“Holy fuck I am out of shape...woo though, we did it! Woo! That was fun though!”
*A loud speaker rings out with the announcement…*
~Congratulations on completing Stage 1. Count Takeshi is most pleased. Please continue to Stage 2.~
“Stage 2? How many stages are there?”
*She overhears somebody say the word ‘hundred’, and her face pales. The surviving group move forward to the next area, that has a sign above it simply called ‘Rat Race’. The contestants line up ready to run through a doorway, and are allowed in in groups of 5. Bodhi takes her place in line…*
“Wow, this is fun. Right guys? You are all having fun?”
*No answer, nothing but stares. Clearly a non-English speaking group.*
“Real chatty bunch you lot are.”
*One contestant turns around, a younger male. He makes eye contact, then immediately looks at Bodhi’s chest, then eye contact, and back to her chest.*
"Wow...big bobs.”
“Ugh, assholes in every language. Great.”
*Bodhi pushes her way past the gawker, and makes her way towards the entrance door. Each group is let in, but seconds later a huge scream is heard. Curious she is expecting there to be a fright-trigger on the other side. The doorman opens the entrance way, as Bodhi’s group enters. Ahead of them is a small wall to scale, seemingly easy enough. They begin to walk towards it, when a real life fucking tiger jumps down behind them, snarling. *SCREAMS* The group sprint for the wall, but the wall is oiled up and greasy. The tiger nears them, prowling, as the screams grow. Slowly but surely, they all manage to get over the wall to the other side. Another oiled wall lies ahead of them, but no tiger in sight. They walk towards it, gingerly. From behind them, the tiger suddenly appears, having jumped the wall. Again, they sprint for their lives, scaling the wall as slippery but as quickly as possible. Once on the other side, they see a sign ahead of them, marked Honeycomb Maze.*
“Takeshi is a fucking lunatic…”
*There are three possible entrances, so the group of fan fan out and run through. They power through the first set of doors, and Bodhi soon realizes she has lost them in the maze. She runs for the next door, but it's locked. A decoy! She slams hard against it and falls to the ground. Above her, a man appears, dressed in a weird bright pink outfit;*
“Bodhi! I am Jo! Follow my directions!”
“...Jo? What the hell? Tell Takeshi he’s a dick!”
“Yes, miss. Right now you need to move, there is a tiger behind that door.”
*Jumping to her feet, Bodhi runs for the other door she didn’t try, and goes to the next room. Jo guides her through the maze, to the final room, where there is two tigers!*
“What the fuck is going on with the tigers! Takeshi you maniac!”
*Backtracking to go around the room, Jo leads her to the next section of the stage, called Skipping Stones. Her and other surviving contestants have to sprint across big rocks on the surface of a lake, however some are decoys and sink. Bodhi watches the others go first, noting which stones sink, and which don’t. She makes her run for it, getting across two, then three, now five, and the last two stones...but the last one is a fake! It immediately sinks under her weight, but she dives for the end platform...and makes it!*
“Oh my God, I am never doing this ever again…”
*Gathering her energy, and trying to slow her heart rate, Bodhi gets up and walks a little further to the next area, called ‘Avalanche’. Beside it is a sign saying ‘Stage 3’.*
“Stage 3? What the hell! That last round had three different obstacles! And tigers!”
*The next stage looks to be pretty straight forward- a hill climb. There are walls and ramps on the incline, to make contestants strafe from side to side. Seems pretty straight forward. Bodhi and the other remaining contestants start their climb, and make it pretty far up without any complications. About half way up however, three people appear at the top of the hill, looking like circus clowns but dressed in a familiar style...they are dressed like Gabby Kaylor, Allyson Hydecker and Alexis Grace!*
“What the shit now…”
*The three imposters begin to goad and insult Bodhi as she climbs nearer them, and from behind them appears a giant boulder (not real, it's a game show, but they still knock you out!). They roll the first one down the hill, to which Bodhi easily strafes and avoids. It misses most, but takes out a couple of oblivious contestants near the bottom. Laughing with confidence, Bodhi climbs further...but it starts to rain down on them. Boulder after boulder after boulder, ploughing and destroying the climbers. Bodhi takes cover behind a wall, but after the sound of a buzzer, the walls all retract and disappear! With no cover or protection ,she takes the brunt of a boulder right to the face, blasting her half way down the hill again.*
“Ugh, my head...I hate these bitches...I hate you Takeshi...why did I get out of bed today…”
*Exhausted and battered, she gets up and starts her climb again, this time boulder free. She finally makes it to the top, where the impostors are dancing and laughing. Ignoring them, Bodhi moves forward to the next section, called ‘Bridge Ball’. Trying not to imagine what is in store, Bodhi progresses forward to the start of Stage 4. Ahead of her is a wooden bridge, with no side rails. It’s obvious she simply has to cross over, a test of balance.*
“Cross the bridge, easy peasy. And they have a safety net under me too, piece of cake. You got this girl, slow and steady…”
*As Bodhi begins to cross the bridge, she notices it is a lot more stable than expected. Confident, she begins to move faster, still maintaining her composure. Once she hits the halfway mark, a loud BOOM catches her by surprise, as a cannonball whirrs past her head.*
"WHOA! What the hell!!”
*Looking down to the floor, she spots two cannons, primed and pointed right at her. Behind them guiding the shooting balls are Ember Ferrari and Cherry Miyawaki, again two impostors dressed up to impersonate. They start shooting cannonballs at Bodhi as she struggles to cross, connecting every so often, but not knocking her off. Just near the end, Ember hits Bodhi direct on the legs, and sweeps them from under her. Cherry blasts her abdomen as Bodhi struggles to hang on and climb back to her feet. With the two chuckling clowns reloading, Bodhi gets enough energy and time to quickly scuttle over to the end of the bridge, ending the round. She lies on her back on the floor, to catch her breath.*
“Oh...my...God...I need Haagen-Daaz, and a some Gossip Girl...yikes…”
*After a few moments, she gets to her feet, and slowly trudges forward to the last part of the show...Stage 5. Ahead of her is a castle entrance, leading to the main courtyard of Takeshi’s Castle itself. As she enters the yard, the gates shut behind her, and over a loudspeaker she hears the announcement, ‘STAGE 5- FINAL SHOWDOWN!’ Ahead of her, five guards appear on carts, zipping towards her. They start shooting at her, lasers flying right at her. Panicking, her and other remaining contestants find empty packed carts along the wall and run to them. They jump in and start driving (the instructions/ operating them is super easy I imagine). The guards are shooting lasers, so the contestants return the favor. Once they have been eliminated, another three carts appears; Takeshi driving the biggest one, but flanking him are two more drivers in carts...CiCi Dupree and Kuroi Yami! They both beeline for Bodhi, ignoring the other contestants. Bodhi bulldogs for them, shooting lasers at the impostors carts. The goal is to hit targets on the front of their carts, connecting with a sensor and immobilizing the carts. After a few minutes of panicked commotion, it falls down to just Bodhi, and Takeshi. All other carts have been eliminated. The two joust towards one another, lasers flying. It looks like they are about to collide, playing a dangerous game of chicken...when Takeshi’s cart suddenly stops, immobilized! Bodhi has done it, she has beaten Takeshi’s Castle!!*
“This was awful, get me the hell out of here…”
*The two men from the beginning run onto the scene, approaching Bodhi as she exits her cart. She is covered in mud, dirty, cold, wet and tired. They run over, shooting her huge smiles, but to her annoyance.*
“Go away, I am done with this. I just want to go home!”
“Ms. Bodhi! You have beaten Takeshi and taken his castle! How do you feel?”
“Sore. Hungry”
“Ah, you have done great achievement today Ms. Bodhi. Please, a gift. Our offering to you, as victor.”
*The weirder of the two men hands Bodhi a large cardboard check, made out to her as winner, the prize being 1 Million Yen! (about $8000). She smiles as she takes the check, but pushes past them to leave.*
“Uh, Ms. Bodhi, before you leave us, one last question...you fight Ms. Dupree and Ms. Yami at Sakura Genesis on November 25th...can you give us your thoughts, opinions or even predictions for the match?”
“Ugh, I just want to go home and eat and masturbate...OK, Genesis, those two bitches...yeah, I’ll give you my thought and opinions. Yami is going to get her ugly face smushed into an even uglier face! That brat faced punk is going down. I’ve proven to her before I am better than her, but she continues to haunt me and follow me around like a puppy. So once and for all I will end her. And CiCi...please. The girl with the golden high school record? Coach’s favorite wrestler? Come on, this isn’t a game in school anymore. She knows the moves, she's got the flexibility. She might do her country proud one day...but what she won't do is beat me in the ring. I’ve fought tougher chicks in bed.”
“Uh, you have had girls in your bed-”
“What I am saying is, I am not worried nor am I even bothered. I have beaten these two starlets before, and at Genesis, I’ll do it all over again! I’m going in there hungry, and coming out one Double Big Mac richer!”
“I not understand reference…”
*Bodhi turns on her heel, and struts off, getting only a few steps before her aching body reminds her she got battered by boulders. She leaves the scene, headed back to her suite for a well deserved shower, the most recent victor of….Takeshi’s Castle!*
