Kira Izumi
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Post by Kira Izumi on Nov 18, 2017 0:01:28 GMT -5
Hello all! this is a thread to talk about dreams you've had in the past and present! ALso for the hell of it! ANy Deja vu moments or things you've seen somewhere before they've happened.
I'll start with a few i've had. One was a dream where i was fighting hulk in a mech with mister bill and bill cosby helping me out. I was in niagra falls or somewhere in the jungle. It ended with me falling to my doom into the water.
- another one was a lady kinda looked like Shiro from deadmans wonderland, she was naked and had killed someone or had blood/red on her. I ended up with her in my arms in the middle of the floor before i woke up.
- another is one with cars driving by themselves with me trying to stop them or escape.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Nov 18, 2017 0:09:33 GMT -5
I had one last night where the wife and I met Rhein the Killa of the XHF and his wife(?) and we talked and there was some definite competition going on between the womenz.
Keep in mind that this wasn't Rhein the real person, it was Rhein the XHF wrestler; so he was like played by his old pic base Rhyno (but in a nice suit since it was a fancy hang-out). Also I'm now remembering that his valet in the XHF was Lizzy Borden but this chick was not her so I have no idea where she came from.
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Post by Kira Izumi on Nov 18, 2017 0:18:48 GMT -5
I had a deja vu, "havent i done this allready?" but didnt do it yet moment a few times as well. One was watching a video on youtube that didn't come out yet, another was an evacuation at school, which i saw glimpses of me in a swarm of people outside of the school fr some reason. ANother was a project in school too.
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Post by IMMORTALS on Nov 18, 2017 0:21:07 GMT -5
I mentioned it earlier on Discord, but recently I've been having anti-sex dreams. For example, I'm at a party and Demi Rose Mawby walks up to me, buys me a drink and invites me back to hers. It's all going well... but we end up just playing Xbox. Like, for the entirety of the dream.
This happens a lot, or I should say whenever I have 'those' dreams. Weird but hey, faithful to my wife I guess.
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Post by IMMORTALS on Nov 18, 2017 0:24:18 GMT -5
Oh, I also had one nightmare from melatonin (helps you sleep at the cost of having dreadful nightmares). Scientists discovered a way to make Pokemon real...by doing experiments on humans and turning them into Pokemon. People getting sweet powers like electrical attacks and fire punch etc.
I sign up and I get screwed over. So a give me massive crab claws, turn me into Kingler. Jokes on them though, as my Iron Grip can cut metal, so I steal from banks. Oh, I also shoot acidic bubbles from my mouth. But yeah, was a weird dream. X-Men meets Pokemon.
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Post by Slainmaker on Nov 20, 2017 18:27:16 GMT -5
I keep a dream journal and I cannot recommend them enough. It's such a fantastic tribute to your own imagination to look back on, and often the absurdity of them means it functions as a list of jokes / comic scenarios of your own effortless penmanship.
I caught kira's initial post quickly on my phone at the weekend and it must have made a mark because this morning I had my very own Bill Cosby dream cameo, and I'm certain that's not a coincidence because while I remember the Cosby Show being a thing that used to be on TV I don't think I ever saw it or his other work. It went thus -
[Am on the Bill Cosby show playing cards with the title star and his on-screen wife. I reassure him there's nothing unrelatable or elitist about him having a scaled down train track running through his house that he uses to ride from room to room. During the game I play a card depicting 'the haunted carrot']
It used to be commonplace for me to have dreams where I was aware I was in one. So if I had a scary dream I could fob it off. If I was on the edge of a scary cliff for example I would deliberately jump off just to troll my brain. One time I was dreaming that I was at a dinner party in which the gathered company were laughing at a joke I made. In my typical fashion I analysed my joke and realised that I was in a dream because the joke wasn't funny enough, at which point it ended.
Anyway I bring this up because Hype mentioned anti-sex dreams. When I have 'those' kind of dreams I'm often too self-aware for them to work. So my body decides it's going all Kim Jong-un and do a test run of its gigantic missile and presents an erotic scenario in a dream to tie a simulation aspect in. That's done by the primal part of my brain but it doesn't clash well with the modern part of my brain that deals with tying up shoelaces and car insurance. End result is I need to nut but every bit of my social conditioning is adamant that under no circumstances must I spontaneously jizz while enjoying company, so I end up either holding it in while surrounded by explicit titillation like a repressed Carry On character or in one case actually seeking out a public toilet and letting loose into the bowl. Then I pat myself on the back for a bullet dodged before waking up and realising I am a pillock.
I leave you with one of the earliest entries in my dream journal that I expect my real life friends would not appreciate. Note that this was during a period of anxiety where I was having crying spells -
I am a member of an audio comedy group in a college-like setting. We have come to the end of our tenure as we are attending the farewell event for the year before we go our separate ways. I am sat onstage with others. A fellow member of the group gifts me a card showing the first advertisement for our earliest broadcast. With fondness for the memories it bought back and a great sense of loss I openly weep due to the poignancy of it all, and cannot bring myself to stop. The group member in question was Rob Van Dam. Wrestler cameos make everything better!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Nov 20, 2017 19:36:32 GMT -5
Haha, I've killed so many of my dreams with stuff like that.
Last night I dreamed I was playing/in(?) a sequel to a game(?) and had to go around this building with like a rat familiar that took care of other small creatures that'd try to attack me because apparently I had leveled him up enough to just be a living defensive perimeter. We found a weird part of the building that wasn't deserted but had a small office built in (like cubicles in the hallway and then one of the rooms converted into the boss' office) and they were like "nothing to see here, nothing strange at all" but nobody actually tried to stop me from solving the mystery (I have no idea what the mystery was). Eventually, having searched the entire premises and found nothing weird me and the rat headed to the chapel in the building; I saw idols (the statue of other gods kind not the musical kind) and one of the side-rooms had a couple of mannequins just chilling out like they were talking. I woke up soon after while the rat familiar went in search of clues.
Weird dream, lol; but exciting. Many of my dreams are filled with fun adventures
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Post by IMMORTALS on Nov 20, 2017 19:47:01 GMT -5
On Saturday night I was drinking with the Rat King from TMNT, only he was really Macklemore under all that. We drank, he sang, rats were everywhere.
Was actually a pretty good dream all round. A perfect 5/7
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Post by Slainmaker on Nov 21, 2017 18:37:59 GMT -5
I hope this thread goes on forever I love reading people's dreams.
A note I forgot to add about keeping a dream journal - recently I've had a lot of dreams where stuff is happening and I'm ignoring it because I'm concentrating trying not to forget all the previous cool shit so I can write it down when I wake up.
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Post by Kira Izumi on Nov 21, 2017 18:59:18 GMT -5
Last night i dreamed of blackness and darkness. I don't remember much but i was listing to music one minute and the next i was awake.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 29, 2020 16:03:02 GMT -5
So I had a real weird experience last night. I got to the end of a dream. That is to say I was in a dream, then suddenly it stopped. Like all the lights turned off (and I was outside so it was extra weird) but I was still there- as were the stuff in the dream (I checked and could still feel things). I thought 'That's probably not good' and after a few moments finally woke up.
The wake up was almost weirder because I thought it felt like 2:58am. I checked my phone and it was 2:59- and that minute could have rolled over as I went to check the phone.
Have either of these happened to any of you? I thought it was neat, lol
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Post by Kira Izumi on Jan 29, 2020 22:28:15 GMT -5
thank you mongo for replying to this again, i forgot this was even a thing! lol
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Sept 12, 2020 17:55:30 GMT -5
Last night I had my mind blown, why? Because of how much I felt in my dream. I was in a windstorm in a building complex with a lot of glass. And we're talking strong wind, as in "destroys part of the complex" strong. Now I was fine for the most part but I did end up getting some broken glass (and metal) on my foot. WOW DID I FEEL IT. As in I didn't see it till I felt the glass, then looked down to pull it out of my foot. Dreams are wild man, and the capabilities of our mind even at rest are amazing.
Related, I usually have at least one cameo per night (often from a wrestler). It's impressive because I've only seen them on TV, often times not a lot- but my brain is able to construct a whole version of the person, voice included from just that. Our minds are just...WOW, right?
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Post by Slainmaker on Nov 11, 2020 20:44:08 GMT -5
I saw this thread, thought of my RVD cameo one then see I posted it three years ago. Good work, me. Can only find one other wrestler-related dream in my diary that isn't mundane ('Skipping college in favour of chilling with friends, Jushin Thunder Liger and Zlatan Ibrahimovic at the local care home.) or require other niche knowledge: 'Two hundred fans are attending a meet and greet with Dusty Rhodes. They include people of all ages, some dressed up for the occasion coming out of cars. When Dusty comes out he explains that since he became a star he misses the sex he used to have before he was famous with regular women which he now currently finds unattainable. Using his contacts he arranged this gathering with all of his documented fans sharing a surname with the most popular surnames of his hometown to try and find a similar type of girl. When one steps up that Dusty finds to be suitably common and nostalgic to satisfy his kink they exit together and everyone else is dismissed.'
RIP Dusty
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