Post by Felix Venta on Nov 18, 2017 21:59:54 GMT -5
★ ~ Stan Andersen
★ ~ Spicy Rice
★ ~ Lotsalovin
★ ~ Spicy's mother
★ ~ Background
The scene fades in into a medium sized garage in St. Petersburg, Florida. Inside the garage, there seems to be rock band instruments. A bass guitar, an electric guitar, the drums, and a microphone are placed in the center, with a blue Ford Focus taking up the other half of garage space. Stan Andersen and a smaller built Chinese man get out of the Ford Focus.
"So, when is Lotsalovin coming, Stan?"
"He said he'd be here about five minutes ago. I don't know what's going on, but I'm sure he'll be here an-"
*honk* *honk* A white Ford F-150 emerges from the driveway, as a large black man gets out of the car. He is holding a box containing 12 delicious donuts from Dunkin' Donuts.
"Aw crap, sorry I'm late homies, but I brought some donuts as compensation."
Andersen takes a glazed donut, while Spicy collects a jelly donut. Lotsalovin picks out a plain old-fashioned donut for himself.
"Thanks man, I was getting hungry, now Stan, you had something to say, why'd you invite us over?"
"I did, you won't believe what the news is."
"What is it?"
"I, Stan Andersen, am officially an Totally Insane Wrestling superstar! Isn't that exciting or what?"
"Congrats! Now tell us the details, my man, tell us everything."
"So, I got an upcoming match this week at TIW Kickstart, and I already get to main event bay-bay! I ain't going for the 24/7 Beer Bottle, no I ain't going for the All Action Title! I'm going all the way up, and beat the crud out of Poltergeist for the World! Hardcore! Championship in a barbed! Wired! Match!"
"Ooh, sounds fun, hopefully it's on cable for me to watch. I know you'll crush Poltergeist with the High Score, but it's even more fun to watch it live."
Lotsalovin gets on the drums, Spicy Rice on the electric, and Andersen pics up a microphone.
"I got a original song coming up, do some improv guys!"
The band kicks up a loud rock intro, as Stan nods his head up and down.
"Ready, Stan?"
"Yeah, but before we get started, let me say a few things to my opponent this week. Polty-polty Polka-polty. It's weird how I am an inch taller and 16 pounds fatter than you are. From the reference photo I got, I thought I was going to face some 7 foot, 400 pound Goliath, but wow, you're small enough for me to push you into a locker and close. At, TIW Kickstart, I am going to embarrass you, and ruin the reputation of Poltergeist permanently. You're gonna' need stitches on your stitches. You know what, just get the whole plastic surgery and try to look somewhat attractive by next month. But for now, I will wipe your face with the High Score, bay-bay!
NOW ALRIGHT EVERYBODY!!! THIS IS STAN ANDERSEN, AND THE KARATE BOYZZ!!!! TONIGHT, YOU GET TO ROCK OUT TO US LIVE, AS WE GOT MOUNDS OF UNRELEASED SONGS READY FOR THE FANS' EARS TO HEAR! THIS SONG GOES OUT TO THE FANS WHO HAVE BEEN WITH US SINCE 2K1, SCREW PRINCIPAL LYONS FOR EXPELLING US FROM HIGH SCHOOL, SCREW POLTERGEIST, AND SCREW THE HATERS! ONE.. TWO.. THREE.. HIT IT!"
As Stan is about to start singing out the first words, the door gets opened loudly, and it is Spicy Rice's mom.
"HEY! TIMOTHY! I don't you want to hear you or your friends' crap music at 2 in the morning!"
"But, mom, my stage name is Spicy Ri-"
"It doesn't matter what you call yourself-- I raised you to be a Harvard doctor, not some lunatic guitarist. You should be ashamed yourself to bring the sounds of horror to reality. I've listened to Iraqi children screaming in pain when I was in the Peace Corps, and it sounded much more lovely than what garbage came from my garage!"
Dead silence.
"Can you just let us do this for one more night? Once tomorrow strikes, Stan's out travelling to smack the stitches out of Poltergeist."
"Fine, but straight to bed after!"
Spicy's mom leaves, and it remains to be quiet.
"Well then. That was awkward."
"You've heard what Spicy's momma said, let's jam for one more night!"
"YEAAAHHHH!"
"YEAAAHHHH!"
The Karate Boyzz start over the song they played earlier, as the scene fades to black.