Post by The Anomoly on Nov 20, 2017 23:27:25 GMT -5
The scene fades in to a pair of legs sitting on an overpass. Next to it are a Walkman that says “Wade” on it, and some crayons. There are lots of cars going by on the overpass. The Walkman begins to blast as loud as loud as it can;
The camera cuts to a different angle, revealing The Anomoly sitting down, drawing with crayons on a big easel like he’s Bob Ross and jamming out to some good ol’ Salt-N-Pepa. The camera cuts again to over his shoulder and he’s drawing a picture of himself hitting Ragnorak on Punk. He turns to the camera and says;
“Oh hello, I didn’t see you there. My name is the Anomoly, and I’m in AXW to do one thing, and that’s to fuck shit up. And come Xtraction, I’m going to fuck up some punk named, well, Punk. I mean, the fuck kind of name. I bet he had to fondle some weird old mans balls to get a shot in the wrestling world. His name probably doesn’t rhyme with “Polverine” though. Anyways-”
“HEY! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?”
The camera pans quickly to Ryan Reynolds, full clad in his Deadpool suit, with a film crew. Sound technicians, cameramen, a cliche and a (possibly gay) director sitting weirdly with a beret, a scarf around his neck, and drinking an over sized, overpriced Starbucks coffee.
“Oh, hiiiii Ryann, were you shooting here today? Sorry buuuuddyyyyy….”
“FUCK YOU!”
Ryan runs at Anomoly, and before Anomoly can even react he bicycle kicks(more commonly known as a Brogue Kick) Anomoly off the overpass on the highway below. The Anomoly, fearing for his life, screams “FUCK YOU TENACIOUS D(eadpool)!!!!!!!!!!!!”
All of a sudden, seconds before Anomoly is smashed by a semi truck, there’s a record scratch and the video freezes.
“Yeeeeeee-ep! That’s-a me. Now if you weren’t paying attention, you might be wondering how I got here. Well, before we get too far into my past, we gotta take a journey through time.”
The camera fades to black for a moment, then BANG! A giant explosion just happens, and suddenly we are zooming through time. The creation of the earth, dinosaurs, The Ice Age movies, meteor showers, hentai girls in the shower, giant hairy animals, hairy girls on a computer screen getting it up the ass, Anomoly jerking off to…
“Oops.. you, uh, weren’t meant to see that…. Fuuck fuck shit fuck... Awh GOD DAMN IT!!”
The feed goes black as Anomoly sighs.
“Well guys, I’ll see ya next time I guess.”
Anomoly walks onto the screen, hands behind his back like a true evil mastermind.
“And, uh, Punk, you daft punk piece of fly attracting rhino shit, get ready because I'M COMING TO FUCKING FUCK YOU AND FWA UP! BELIEVE THAT FUCKAAAA!!!!!”
HEEEY YEAH I WANNA SHOOP BAYBAY
The camera cuts to a different angle, revealing The Anomoly sitting down, drawing with crayons on a big easel like he’s Bob Ross and jamming out to some good ol’ Salt-N-Pepa. The camera cuts again to over his shoulder and he’s drawing a picture of himself hitting Ragnorak on Punk. He turns to the camera and says;
“Oh hello, I didn’t see you there. My name is the Anomoly, and I’m in AXW to do one thing, and that’s to fuck shit up. And come Xtraction, I’m going to fuck up some punk named, well, Punk. I mean, the fuck kind of name. I bet he had to fondle some weird old mans balls to get a shot in the wrestling world. His name probably doesn’t rhyme with “Polverine” though. Anyways-”
“HEY! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?”
The camera pans quickly to Ryan Reynolds, full clad in his Deadpool suit, with a film crew. Sound technicians, cameramen, a cliche and a (possibly gay) director sitting weirdly with a beret, a scarf around his neck, and drinking an over sized, overpriced Starbucks coffee.
“Oh, hiiiii Ryann, were you shooting here today? Sorry buuuuddyyyyy….”
“FUCK YOU!”
Ryan runs at Anomoly, and before Anomoly can even react he bicycle kicks(more commonly known as a Brogue Kick) Anomoly off the overpass on the highway below. The Anomoly, fearing for his life, screams “FUCK YOU TENACIOUS D(eadpool)!!!!!!!!!!!!”
All of a sudden, seconds before Anomoly is smashed by a semi truck, there’s a record scratch and the video freezes.
“Yeeeeeee-ep! That’s-a me. Now if you weren’t paying attention, you might be wondering how I got here. Well, before we get too far into my past, we gotta take a journey through time.”
The camera fades to black for a moment, then BANG! A giant explosion just happens, and suddenly we are zooming through time. The creation of the earth, dinosaurs, The Ice Age movies, meteor showers, hentai girls in the shower, giant hairy animals, hairy girls on a computer screen getting it up the ass, Anomoly jerking off to…
“Oops.. you, uh, weren’t meant to see that…. Fuuck fuck shit fuck... Awh GOD DAMN IT!!”
The feed goes black as Anomoly sighs.
“Well guys, I’ll see ya next time I guess.”
Anomoly walks onto the screen, hands behind his back like a true evil mastermind.
“And, uh, Punk, you daft punk piece of fly attracting rhino shit, get ready because I'M COMING TO FUCKING FUCK YOU AND FWA UP! BELIEVE THAT FUCKAAAA!!!!!”
