Post by Dylan on Nov 25, 2017 0:49:43 GMT -5
The scene opens in a police barracks interrogation room, to a man sitting at the table, his face down, in an orange jumpsuit, with shackles around his wrists and ankles. The light from above paints out a dull grey room; no windows, no bars, nothing. Just grey painted walls. Really brings out the dullness of the situation. All of a sudden, a light giggling protrudes the silence; it starts off very faint, barely audible, and slowly but surely raises in volume (like someone turning the volume button on an old ass box tv…. God those things were the shit when I was 5). The giggling evolves into a full on sadistic cackle as the person, with his(?) face still down, begins to speak.
Unknown: I did it. I fucking did it. I killed the motherfucker inside. He’s DEAD. Dead, I fuckin tell you.
The person flips his hair back, revealing himself to be Dylan Black, his face smudged with red face paint and some bruises. He flashes a wild grin and licks his lips, then shuddering before speaking again.
Black: I, FUCKING did it. I killed the Dylan Black of old. The one who’d shake hands and kiss crying babies and hug fat bitches so they’d feel better about themselves. Nah nah nah, that shit is in the past. Not only is it in the past, it’s dead, fuckin obsolete! I killed that sunuva bitch and in his place, standing...er, sitting, before you, is the new and improved, pure evil, Crimson KING! Dylan Black, ME, a true fucking god among the wrestling world, Not some phony wannabe like hyperion, but let’s save those AWF shots for later. I mean after all, I beat them in my debut match. WE beat them, the Darkness, the FWA Tag Team Champions.
Now, I know the net execs wanted a trash talking promo about how FWA is better than AXW, and all that fun shit, but seriously, look at thier fuckin show. Lead by a drunken old man, who is HOLDING ALL THE FUCKING TITLES, two old geezers both 30 years past their primes who can’t even stand to look at each other, some messiah of hardcore who I can halfway fucking respect for his ability to get fucking down with the shit, and some Korean nerd who really has no place other being a jobber who gets flipped around the network. Like, hell, even the owner blatantly and non-discretely rips off a shitty movie about overthrowing shit. And that’s the false hope he’s planted in their heads. That the AXW can overthrow the network and, specifically, FWA. Motherfuckers, you are wrong, so wrong.
Our FWA team may not be so cog-in-the-machine worthy ourselves, but we have experience as teams. Well, sort of. Dackle and I can work wonders whilst we’re on the same page, and I’ll be damned if we aren’t. So, AXW, you best watch your fuckin backs, because what happened to Scorpion on your Episode 1, will happen to all of you at Xtraction.
Scene fades to black.
