Dominicus Rising (for Frenzy)
Jan 10, 2018 0:08:32 GMT -5
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 10, 2018 0:08:32 GMT -5
*We open up in an abandoned warehouse. Shadows are cast everywhere due to poor lighting and being inside. Before us is a wall of wooden crates. Rubmly epic-sounding music plays as slowly the camera pans up the wooden crates, they are stacked upon each other, almost with seeing purpose. Up and up we follow the stack, as they reach a point we see feet, then a wooden throne, and finally in full few, upon the throne sits Lord Dominicus. The music dies down and a scratchy, evil voice (think like Cobra Commander or Starscream) comes forth.*
LD: Ahhh, welcome to my humble abode! I am Lord Dominicus! Of course, you wretched underlings know that already. Those of you who watch EWF have seen my debut, but you have yet to COMPREHEND MY DARKNESS! The EVIL THAT I CALL MY BLANKET! Which I wrap myself in at night to help me sleep because of all this wretched light in the world!
*He stands up, carefully, then climbs on top of his throne, standing on the seat.*
LD: How long has it been since I’ve tasted this sweet air of freedom?
*He smells deep, and coughs*
LD: Hack hack, gah, ack…
*Quickly he pulls out a self-recorder and speaks into it.*
LD: Evil note to self: Move secret LAIR OF DARKNESS AND UNREPENTANT MISERY out of industrial sector.
*Lord Dominicus then shoves the recorder back into his tights (weirdo) and ruffles his cape to regain the feeling of the promo.*
LD: Nearly a decade have I been locked away! Trapped in the darkest regions of your mind! Why? Could the world not handle THE INFINATELY CEASELESS HORROR THAT IS MY EXISTANCE!? Perhaps. But I have returned….
*He turns his focus to the side, signifying a change of subjects; or perhaps a tangent.*
LD: But recently, I heard the call. The call when those of us reach down, to the darkest depths of our souls. That and I saw some promos by my awful namesake. You would not believe the garbage he continues to put out whenever he rears his head. BUT NO MORE! For one he’s gone back into hiding and more importantly, THE REAL LORD DOMINICUS IS HERE!
*He throws back his cape and makes thunder sounds as somebody flicks the lights on and off- it’s like lightning strikes but that’s hard to actually time.*
LD: You saw my MERCILESS DESTRUCTION of some scrub at the live show, if you attended. But this week none will be SHIELDED FROM MY INCOMPREHENSABLE DARKNESS at Frenzy!
*The camera zooms in on the masked nutcase.*
LD: This is what you wanted isn’t it? EMBRACE MY EVERLASTING EVIL you unwashed garbage! Soon you will all see the power of the TRUE LORD DOMINICUS!
*He throws his arms into the air as his cape billows.*
LD: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- HACK ACK CAU- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*The camera slowly pans back down the crates as the lights are flicked on and off and we slowly fade out*
"Seriously, we’ve got to move this, or maybe I should get one of those little masks…"
LD: Ahhh, welcome to my humble abode! I am Lord Dominicus! Of course, you wretched underlings know that already. Those of you who watch EWF have seen my debut, but you have yet to COMPREHEND MY DARKNESS! The EVIL THAT I CALL MY BLANKET! Which I wrap myself in at night to help me sleep because of all this wretched light in the world!
*He stands up, carefully, then climbs on top of his throne, standing on the seat.*
LD: How long has it been since I’ve tasted this sweet air of freedom?
*He smells deep, and coughs*
LD: Hack hack, gah, ack…
*Quickly he pulls out a self-recorder and speaks into it.*
LD: Evil note to self: Move secret LAIR OF DARKNESS AND UNREPENTANT MISERY out of industrial sector.
*Lord Dominicus then shoves the recorder back into his tights (weirdo) and ruffles his cape to regain the feeling of the promo.*
LD: Nearly a decade have I been locked away! Trapped in the darkest regions of your mind! Why? Could the world not handle THE INFINATELY CEASELESS HORROR THAT IS MY EXISTANCE!? Perhaps. But I have returned….
*He turns his focus to the side, signifying a change of subjects; or perhaps a tangent.*
LD: But recently, I heard the call. The call when those of us reach down, to the darkest depths of our souls. That and I saw some promos by my awful namesake. You would not believe the garbage he continues to put out whenever he rears his head. BUT NO MORE! For one he’s gone back into hiding and more importantly, THE REAL LORD DOMINICUS IS HERE!
*He throws back his cape and makes thunder sounds as somebody flicks the lights on and off- it’s like lightning strikes but that’s hard to actually time.*
LD: You saw my MERCILESS DESTRUCTION of some scrub at the live show, if you attended. But this week none will be SHIELDED FROM MY INCOMPREHENSABLE DARKNESS at Frenzy!
*The camera zooms in on the masked nutcase.*
LD: This is what you wanted isn’t it? EMBRACE MY EVERLASTING EVIL you unwashed garbage! Soon you will all see the power of the TRUE LORD DOMINICUS!
*He throws his arms into the air as his cape billows.*
LD: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- HACK ACK CAU- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*The camera slowly pans back down the crates as the lights are flicked on and off and we slowly fade out*
"Seriously, we’ve got to move this, or maybe I should get one of those little masks…"
