NPC filler wrestlers
Jan 13, 2018 8:26:52 GMT -5
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Post by Dackle on Jan 13, 2018 8:26:52 GMT -5
So I have been toying with the idea of having some NPC wrestlers. They would be jobbers, card fillers if you will, that would exist in the network, but not necessarily be bound to one federation. They would be the equivalent of enhancement talent. And hell, in the event someone wanted to take them over, its free. Characters like:
The San Franciscan Kid
5'7" 185 pounds from San Francisco, CA.
Picbase is Richard Simmons
He is very similar to the guy in real life. He comes out in a bedazzled tank top and tries to get his opponent to join him in calesthetics. He sometimes tags with his brother, the Oakland Kid
Oakland Kid
6'10" 320 pounds from Oakland, CA.
Picbase is the basic fan from the Black Hole (The Raiders superfan section at the Colliseum)
He is a brute who is often annoyed by his brother. However, brotherly love keeps him from breaking his smaller twin in half.
"Couch Potato" D. Veetoh
5'6" 265 pounds from Kansas City, MO.
Pic base is Danny Devito
Often accompanied by his Tater Tots (three surly midgets who work for him at the Brake Factory, named Hickory, Dickory, and James), Veetoh often let's his minions do the dirty work while he sits in the corner and eats Pringles.
Sam Wise
5'0" 222 pounds billed from Middle Earth (Lexington, Kentucky)
Picbase is Sean Astin
Does this have to be explained? He is a hobbit. It is never seen without his tag team partner, Gam Gee
Gam Gee
5'2 135 pounds billed from Middle Earth (Chinatown, New York)
Picbase is Jackie Chan
Never without his trusty companion Sam Wise, it takes him forever to get to the ring, and he seems to be torn up by the time he makes a simple task seem to last forever.
El Blando
5'11" 225 pounds a hometown is never listed because he is so boring, no one cared to ask (San Diego, California)
Picbase is El Generico minus any color
He is a standard luchador, except he has no personality, no color in his costume or mask, and executes the most simplistic moveset. He is stuck in the 1940's. He does not go to the top rope, he does not fly, and does not talk. A Sleeper hold is pushing it for him.
The Unamerican American George Trumpinski
5'10" 365 pounds from Washington D.C.
Picbase is Michael Moore
He was born in the Nation's capitol, but hates everything about America. He will often claim he is Canadian or from Liberia, but everyone knows, no matter how much anti-American stuff that spews from his mouth, he is still a U.S. citizen. Due to some of his ranting and raving, he is on the NSA's no travel list and cannot leave the U.S.
The TV Guy D
6'1" 255 pounds from Television City, California
Picbase is Richard Roeper
He is obsessed with television and comes down to the ring with a different theme song from a 1980's sit com. He dresses in a Cosby sweater, and tries to talk instead of fighting.
Samuel Krazinski
6'3" 275 pounds from Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Picbase is Adam Sandler
Samuel is a man of Jewish descent. While he does not have the othodox curls on the side of his head, he does don the yarmulke. He has stars of David on his ring gear, and has an overbearing mother who sits at ringside for his matches, screaming in a combination of English, French, and Yiddish about how his opponent shouldn't be hurting her Bubbula.
Arnold
6'2" 249 pounds from Vienna, Austria
Picbase is Arnold Schwarzenegger
He is a body builder who is more worried about posing than performing any wrestling moves. As is his tag team partner.
Olympia
5'11" 297 pounds Sacremento, California
Picbase is Ronnie Coleman
He teams with Arnold in the 3B tag team (Body Building Buddies). He poses instead of fighting, and is often left as an easy target.
Mr. Healthy
5'9" 240 pounds Silicon Valley, California
Picbase is Phil Heath
He is the third member of 3B. He is the most technically advanced of the three, but still would rather flex his muscles than wrestle.
Fez
5'8" 180 pounds Unknown origin
Picbase is Wilmer Valderrama
A bumbling idiot who barely speaks english and is inept at fighting anyone.
Dr. Gray
5'4" 125 pounds Seattle, Washington
Picbase is Ellen Pompeo
She is a whiny, weepy woman who would rather talk than wrestle, and her matches always end with her in tears, crying about how sad her life is, even though she pretty much has everything, including a husband who is way out of her league (Arnold).
Dori Gon
5'2" 110 pounds Portland, Oregon
Picbase is Miley Cyrus (before she went and chopped her hair off)
She thinks she is more attractive than she is and tries to flirt her way out of the match, by either trying to seduce her opponent or the referee.
El Flauta de Pan
5'8" 225 pounds Lima, Peru
Picbase is a young Cheech Marin
He plays his own entrance music on a pan flute. When the bell rings, he sits in the corner and tries to calm his opponent with a new pan flute song. Sadly, this never EVER works.
Rodger Aarons
6'2" 210 pounds Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas
Picbase is Aaron Rodgers
He is married to Panica, and having an intimate relationship with Dori Gon. He is a former Division 3 football stud, who had one try out for the Cleveland Browns and won't let anyone forget it.
Panica Dantrick
5'2" 105 pounds from Indianapolis, Indiana
Picbase is Danica Patrick
Faithful wife of Rodger Aarons, she is more wrapped up in endorsement deals than actually wrestling or performing well. She has never won, but has come close a few times. She thinks she is way better than she is.
Jeaoux (Pronounced Joe) Smyitheee (pronounced Smith)
6'0" 222 pounds from The Village, New York
Picbase is Shia Lebeouf
He is the very example of a millenial. This hipster douchebag has a man bun, a mustace twisted into a curl on both sides, and is more owrried about where the closest artisinal cereal shop is. He shows up to collect a paycheck, but normally just tries to find a safe space. He idolizes Trumpinski.
Norm Claven
5'9" 285 pounds Boston, Massachusettes
Picbase is George Wendt from Cheers
Most of the time, he is loaded. When he isn't drunk, he is getting drunk. He is sloppy, lazy, and often unfit to wrestle. He has never won and never had a match longer than the time it takes for him to chug a beer and fall down.
These are free use characters. Anyone can use them, and if anyone wants to turn these into characters, feel encouraged. Sorry, I got bored. Enjoy dudes.
The San Franciscan Kid
5'7" 185 pounds from San Francisco, CA.
Picbase is Richard Simmons
He is very similar to the guy in real life. He comes out in a bedazzled tank top and tries to get his opponent to join him in calesthetics. He sometimes tags with his brother, the Oakland Kid
Oakland Kid
6'10" 320 pounds from Oakland, CA.
Picbase is the basic fan from the Black Hole (The Raiders superfan section at the Colliseum)
He is a brute who is often annoyed by his brother. However, brotherly love keeps him from breaking his smaller twin in half.
"Couch Potato" D. Veetoh
5'6" 265 pounds from Kansas City, MO.
Pic base is Danny Devito
Often accompanied by his Tater Tots (three surly midgets who work for him at the Brake Factory, named Hickory, Dickory, and James), Veetoh often let's his minions do the dirty work while he sits in the corner and eats Pringles.
Sam Wise
5'0" 222 pounds billed from Middle Earth (Lexington, Kentucky)
Picbase is Sean Astin
Does this have to be explained? He is a hobbit. It is never seen without his tag team partner, Gam Gee
Gam Gee
5'2 135 pounds billed from Middle Earth (Chinatown, New York)
Picbase is Jackie Chan
Never without his trusty companion Sam Wise, it takes him forever to get to the ring, and he seems to be torn up by the time he makes a simple task seem to last forever.
El Blando
5'11" 225 pounds a hometown is never listed because he is so boring, no one cared to ask (San Diego, California)
Picbase is El Generico minus any color
He is a standard luchador, except he has no personality, no color in his costume or mask, and executes the most simplistic moveset. He is stuck in the 1940's. He does not go to the top rope, he does not fly, and does not talk. A Sleeper hold is pushing it for him.
The Unamerican American George Trumpinski
5'10" 365 pounds from Washington D.C.
Picbase is Michael Moore
He was born in the Nation's capitol, but hates everything about America. He will often claim he is Canadian or from Liberia, but everyone knows, no matter how much anti-American stuff that spews from his mouth, he is still a U.S. citizen. Due to some of his ranting and raving, he is on the NSA's no travel list and cannot leave the U.S.
The TV Guy D
6'1" 255 pounds from Television City, California
Picbase is Richard Roeper
He is obsessed with television and comes down to the ring with a different theme song from a 1980's sit com. He dresses in a Cosby sweater, and tries to talk instead of fighting.
Samuel Krazinski
6'3" 275 pounds from Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Picbase is Adam Sandler
Samuel is a man of Jewish descent. While he does not have the othodox curls on the side of his head, he does don the yarmulke. He has stars of David on his ring gear, and has an overbearing mother who sits at ringside for his matches, screaming in a combination of English, French, and Yiddish about how his opponent shouldn't be hurting her Bubbula.
Arnold
6'2" 249 pounds from Vienna, Austria
Picbase is Arnold Schwarzenegger
He is a body builder who is more worried about posing than performing any wrestling moves. As is his tag team partner.
Olympia
5'11" 297 pounds Sacremento, California
Picbase is Ronnie Coleman
He teams with Arnold in the 3B tag team (Body Building Buddies). He poses instead of fighting, and is often left as an easy target.
Mr. Healthy
5'9" 240 pounds Silicon Valley, California
Picbase is Phil Heath
He is the third member of 3B. He is the most technically advanced of the three, but still would rather flex his muscles than wrestle.
Fez
5'8" 180 pounds Unknown origin
Picbase is Wilmer Valderrama
A bumbling idiot who barely speaks english and is inept at fighting anyone.
Dr. Gray
5'4" 125 pounds Seattle, Washington
Picbase is Ellen Pompeo
She is a whiny, weepy woman who would rather talk than wrestle, and her matches always end with her in tears, crying about how sad her life is, even though she pretty much has everything, including a husband who is way out of her league (Arnold).
Dori Gon
5'2" 110 pounds Portland, Oregon
Picbase is Miley Cyrus (before she went and chopped her hair off)
She thinks she is more attractive than she is and tries to flirt her way out of the match, by either trying to seduce her opponent or the referee.
El Flauta de Pan
5'8" 225 pounds Lima, Peru
Picbase is a young Cheech Marin
He plays his own entrance music on a pan flute. When the bell rings, he sits in the corner and tries to calm his opponent with a new pan flute song. Sadly, this never EVER works.
Rodger Aarons
6'2" 210 pounds Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas
Picbase is Aaron Rodgers
He is married to Panica, and having an intimate relationship with Dori Gon. He is a former Division 3 football stud, who had one try out for the Cleveland Browns and won't let anyone forget it.
Panica Dantrick
5'2" 105 pounds from Indianapolis, Indiana
Picbase is Danica Patrick
Faithful wife of Rodger Aarons, she is more wrapped up in endorsement deals than actually wrestling or performing well. She has never won, but has come close a few times. She thinks she is way better than she is.
Jeaoux (Pronounced Joe) Smyitheee (pronounced Smith)
6'0" 222 pounds from The Village, New York
Picbase is Shia Lebeouf
He is the very example of a millenial. This hipster douchebag has a man bun, a mustace twisted into a curl on both sides, and is more owrried about where the closest artisinal cereal shop is. He shows up to collect a paycheck, but normally just tries to find a safe space. He idolizes Trumpinski.
Norm Claven
5'9" 285 pounds Boston, Massachusettes
Picbase is George Wendt from Cheers
Most of the time, he is loaded. When he isn't drunk, he is getting drunk. He is sloppy, lazy, and often unfit to wrestle. He has never won and never had a match longer than the time it takes for him to chug a beer and fall down.
These are free use characters. Anyone can use them, and if anyone wants to turn these into characters, feel encouraged. Sorry, I got bored. Enjoy dudes.