Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 16, 2018 9:19:02 GMT -5
OOC: Co-Written by Hanz
*Voices by Disturbed plays, when Hanz comes to down to the ring with a shoutin' crowd, and shook hands with the band that was sitting in the front row.*
Hanz: My memory is a little jogged tonight, but I think I can remember telling Rage what I told him before our little match. That I would...Go through...Every jackass...I can't remember the name of the federation...Every jackass in the....Xtreme Hippee's Fucka's. Yeah, that's it. I told him what I would do. I even spelt it out for him. But no, he had to come down here and get in my way to Mongo. Well, I whooped his ass. And Mongo. Now it's your turn. I have no problem facing someone else. But first, Mongo, I want you to come down, because I got a little challenge for you.
*Hanz awaits Mongo's music to hit; instead, Mongo's face appears on the Xtreme-Tron*
Mongo: What the hell do you want Hanz? I'm a busy man, make it quick, I've got shining to do
Hanz~ I'm not surprised that you don't have the guts to come out into the ring, but nevertheless. I've come out here to call you out so I can challenge you to a match. A ladder match on Thursday Night Gastro. I'm pretty sure your candy ass will decline and put me in with someone else. But just to let you know, I will face you sometime. And when I do, you'll pay. You'll endure everything I did during my re-training. ...You'll Endure The HanzenZimmer.
Mongo: So you beat Rage, one of the XHF's finest, what am I saying? They are all the best of the best! Even so, you beat on man, and you think you can take me? I don't think so, I have a man backstage who you'll remember real well, have fun against Bongo
*Mongo's face goes off the Xtreme-Tron as the XHF logo replaces it*
The camera moves back to Hanz who has a hilarious look on his face.
Hanz~ Bongo, eh? Alright. Fine. Wonderful. Great. Fantastic. Electrifying. Woo...Hoo. The fact is, I don't give a monkeys nipple holding a banana at a monkey whore house who it is. I will get to you whether I have to go through Rage, Bongo, Rhein, even King Kongo himself 20,000 thousand times. I will get to you, and you will Endure The HanzenZimmer.
*Disturbed hits as Hanz stands on the second turnbuckle and raising his fist.*