Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jan 17, 2018 23:38:46 GMT -5
OOC: Jimbo's pub is a trademark of DDFMariner11 [Editor's Note: Dave D-Flipz]. Feel free to use the setting just leave the pinball to me.
*An XHF cameraman walks into a pool hall. He scans the place looking for an interview. Funaki is accompanying him. They walk to a large group of people in the corner. There is a man playing pinball and a woman at the Trogdor Arcade game. She is about at level 12 when the left button pops off.*
girl: I need something adhesive. *She looks at a guy chewing gum.* Spit . . . *He spits in her hand. She wipes it on his face and says* NO! your gum you idiot.
*She resticks the button and starts playing. All of the sudden the guy at the pinball machine screams*
Man: NEW HIGH SCORE! 500 TRILLION! I hold the Jimbo's Pub record for pinball points on a single ball!
girl: Nice one Trap. Unfortunately you made me lose. Give me another quarter now.
DT: Geez . . . sorry. *He looks at the camera.* Let's go play pool Funaki, my wife's a sore loser.
Funaki: What her name?
DT: Not important, all you need to know is she's a huge Traphead. Well that or she really loves it! [Editor's Note: Such cringe!]
*They crack up. DT racks the set of billiards.*
DT: I'll break. So Funaki, whatcha need?
F: Interview for tag match. I'm your numba one personal announcer!
DT: Yea ok. *He starts sinking all the solid balls one by one starting with the 3*
Funaki: What led to your insulting Harry one week ago?
DT: What led to it? I'll tell you. That asshole is the one person I have to beat. he is the one man that when I beat him will prove to me that I am actually back. I don't deserve any titles if I can't take out Harry. You see back at ECF, I faced him. And in that match, if anyone saw it, I hit the Grand Slam and went to end it. But that Damn Fool SSB interfered and hit me with the Gangsta's Paradise. Harry then hit the Hangman's DDT and I was screwed. The next week I put my career on the line. And sure enough SSB, Angry Farmer, and Buzzkill interfered. I fought back and hit the Final Judgment but they stopped me and I got the same combo. Dreamer came down and hit one Sweet Dreams on Harry and took the other three out. That match went on for 15 more minutes and I won. I beat his ass.But you see I want to say I beat ECF Legend, Hardcore legend, Hardcore fu**ing Harry ONE ON ONE for a ONE TWO THREE! So that is why I started to insult him. I knew how prideful he was and hoped he was the same. Sure enough he comes out. Unfortunately he interfered with my match and made me lose. Sound familiar? SO while some people think it cowardly of me to attack him. IO had two reasons. 1) That sick SOB had it coming to him. 2) I needed to get him to keep coming back for more and sure enough he comes out and my match is signed. Just like I wanted. However I do have one request for those watching. Owners . . . this is a No Holds Barred Match . . . well I just want it to be NO INTERFERENCE so I can beat him one on one. Let him use weapons. It will not matter. But I want him alone to prove to myself and to him that I truly AM the better man and the TRUE best of ECF. Even if it's just for myself. Harry has that honor now but I will prove I am the REAL legend from there.
*He starts shooting all the striped balls in on purpose.*
DT: Giving you an advantage Funaki.
F: Ok . . . what are your thought on the . . .
DT: Hey where is your tag partner?
F: Magnus? [Editor's Note: Partners? Huh I don't recall that ...]
DT: Yea. Is he still selling hot dogs in that cart over by V.I.P.? Very Intimite Pleasures? Hehehehehe. [Editor's Note: I think this was a real place and based on an actual conversation Frank and I had in real life ...]
F: I think.
DT: Dude . . . I was kidding that's nasty. We should get him to come back.
F: Yea, I need action . . . and a hot dog . . . I mean ok DT what are your thoughts on tomorrow's match.
DT: It should be fun. I mean not as big a win as getting the single ball Pub Pinball record but ok it'll do. Besides I'm looking forward to seeing Reeshi in action. I just need to address him for a sec. Reeshi. I know you are a talented wrestler. I'm honored to tag team with you. Just let me give you some advice. Do not get arrogant in this match. They will wait for that. I know something we have in common is the will to win so let's focus on winning the match by whatever means even if you don't particularly like it. Then I'll leave that ring and leave you to have fun with both of them if you want. Jut make sure we win that match. Let me take out Harry with some Solemn Final Judgment and then you can finish it. Ok, let's have a little fun with this match!
DT's Wife: Trap can we go have our . . . fun yet?
DT: Not yet, I need to finish this interview with my bud Funaki and this game of pool.
*All of the sudden!*
The Hurricane: STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through! . . . GAH! My Hurri-record! Shattered by a devious villain of initials . . . DT? Damn I'll just set a NEW record! Hurripowers activate!
DT: Idiot . . . what a loser. Besides let him try it took me 5 years to get that skill and 5 minutes to get that record.
Funaki: What about your opponents?
DT: Frankly Funaki Joey Ryan doesn't scare me. Let him take on Reeshi at the PPV. Let him get his ass royally whooped by the Master of Puppets tomorrow. Doesn't matter. You see Joey, I make a living off of people underestimating me and me kicking their ass. You have no idea of the powers I wield. At my disposal are the best attributes ever!
Wife: Especially in bed.
DT: Yea that too. Thanks for reminding me there hon. Joey you see I am a superior wrestler. But I know what you're saying, this isn't ECF. You aren't Godlike here. You're 1-3. Well I'm saying yes but I am going to prove to you WHY I was the one EVERYONE hated to fight. WHy I was the one they cowered in fear of. And there is nothing you or anyone else can do about it. . . . Hon stop harassing poor Funaki, it's his pet dog Magnus's job to hump his leg. . . hehehe. Nice joke though.
Wife: Thanks.
H: NO! Hurripowers failing. Is this machine packing Kryptonite?
DT: What a total dweeb, like a kid in a comic book . . .
H: Must beat record but all I can achieve is 2 million! 50th time's a charm!
DT: And that leaves me with Harry. Harry. Let me start by saying so good to see you are EXACTLY like I remember. A scumbag with a luck streak a mile wide and a list of run-ins as big as Rikishi's ass. You have yet to show me you can compete on your own. You have shown me you are a yellow bastard who won't fight his own battles. Well June 29th you will be forced to fight. And I doubt you will be able to take it. Never mind you wanting to leave, I'll crush you to the point where you run crying and then end up in the hospital OUT OF COMISSION FOR A LONG LONG TIME! You see Harry size doesn't threaten me. Speed doesn't threaten me. Strength doesn't threaten me. I posess all 3 in excessive amounts. Plus I know more about submissions than you and I am definitely smarter and more tactical than you. I'm braver than you, I'm more agile and acrobatic. And I will use every thing at my disposal to end you. Tomorrow is the start of your end. I will personally rip your feeble body apart piece by oversized piece. Although I can think of 2 things that are MUCH smaller than usual and I actually question their prescence. Where are your balls Harry? I don't think you have any. You ran from me your entire ECF career. The running is done now. You must grow some balls and a backbone and get ready to step into your hell, into your darkness, into your own Death Trap. You are just like this 15 ball. Old, overused, and SUNK!
*He sinks it then misses the 8 on purpose. Funaki calls the corner and proceeds to shoot right into the side pocket.*
DT: The idea is to get it IN the pocket you call . . . I win. That was a truly dumb move of you . . .
F: Damn . . . so close. I almost had you.
DT: You never had me. You never had your cue! So now I leave you to dwell on this. Enjoy your time before I break you! Let's go hon, time for some . . . fun HAHAHA! I always win . . .
*They leave. Funaki just looks at Hurricane crying on the floor.*
H: What mockery is this *sob* I have to win! I'm a superhero.
F: Loser.
*Camera fades.*
*An XHF cameraman walks into a pool hall. He scans the place looking for an interview. Funaki is accompanying him. They walk to a large group of people in the corner. There is a man playing pinball and a woman at the Trogdor Arcade game. She is about at level 12 when the left button pops off.*
girl: I need something adhesive. *She looks at a guy chewing gum.* Spit . . . *He spits in her hand. She wipes it on his face and says* NO! your gum you idiot.
*She resticks the button and starts playing. All of the sudden the guy at the pinball machine screams*
Man: NEW HIGH SCORE! 500 TRILLION! I hold the Jimbo's Pub record for pinball points on a single ball!
girl: Nice one Trap. Unfortunately you made me lose. Give me another quarter now.
DT: Geez . . . sorry. *He looks at the camera.* Let's go play pool Funaki, my wife's a sore loser.
Funaki: What her name?
DT: Not important, all you need to know is she's a huge Traphead. Well that or she really loves it! [Editor's Note: Such cringe!]
*They crack up. DT racks the set of billiards.*
DT: I'll break. So Funaki, whatcha need?
F: Interview for tag match. I'm your numba one personal announcer!
DT: Yea ok. *He starts sinking all the solid balls one by one starting with the 3*
Funaki: What led to your insulting Harry one week ago?
DT: What led to it? I'll tell you. That asshole is the one person I have to beat. he is the one man that when I beat him will prove to me that I am actually back. I don't deserve any titles if I can't take out Harry. You see back at ECF, I faced him. And in that match, if anyone saw it, I hit the Grand Slam and went to end it. But that Damn Fool SSB interfered and hit me with the Gangsta's Paradise. Harry then hit the Hangman's DDT and I was screwed. The next week I put my career on the line. And sure enough SSB, Angry Farmer, and Buzzkill interfered. I fought back and hit the Final Judgment but they stopped me and I got the same combo. Dreamer came down and hit one Sweet Dreams on Harry and took the other three out. That match went on for 15 more minutes and I won. I beat his ass.But you see I want to say I beat ECF Legend, Hardcore legend, Hardcore fu**ing Harry ONE ON ONE for a ONE TWO THREE! So that is why I started to insult him. I knew how prideful he was and hoped he was the same. Sure enough he comes out. Unfortunately he interfered with my match and made me lose. Sound familiar? SO while some people think it cowardly of me to attack him. IO had two reasons. 1) That sick SOB had it coming to him. 2) I needed to get him to keep coming back for more and sure enough he comes out and my match is signed. Just like I wanted. However I do have one request for those watching. Owners . . . this is a No Holds Barred Match . . . well I just want it to be NO INTERFERENCE so I can beat him one on one. Let him use weapons. It will not matter. But I want him alone to prove to myself and to him that I truly AM the better man and the TRUE best of ECF. Even if it's just for myself. Harry has that honor now but I will prove I am the REAL legend from there.
*He starts shooting all the striped balls in on purpose.*
DT: Giving you an advantage Funaki.
F: Ok . . . what are your thought on the . . .
DT: Hey where is your tag partner?
F: Magnus? [Editor's Note: Partners? Huh I don't recall that ...]
DT: Yea. Is he still selling hot dogs in that cart over by V.I.P.? Very Intimite Pleasures? Hehehehehe. [Editor's Note: I think this was a real place and based on an actual conversation Frank and I had in real life ...]
F: I think.
DT: Dude . . . I was kidding that's nasty. We should get him to come back.
F: Yea, I need action . . . and a hot dog . . . I mean ok DT what are your thoughts on tomorrow's match.
DT: It should be fun. I mean not as big a win as getting the single ball Pub Pinball record but ok it'll do. Besides I'm looking forward to seeing Reeshi in action. I just need to address him for a sec. Reeshi. I know you are a talented wrestler. I'm honored to tag team with you. Just let me give you some advice. Do not get arrogant in this match. They will wait for that. I know something we have in common is the will to win so let's focus on winning the match by whatever means even if you don't particularly like it. Then I'll leave that ring and leave you to have fun with both of them if you want. Jut make sure we win that match. Let me take out Harry with some Solemn Final Judgment and then you can finish it. Ok, let's have a little fun with this match!
DT's Wife: Trap can we go have our . . . fun yet?
DT: Not yet, I need to finish this interview with my bud Funaki and this game of pool.
*All of the sudden!*
The Hurricane: STAND BACK! There's a Hurricane coming through! . . . GAH! My Hurri-record! Shattered by a devious villain of initials . . . DT? Damn I'll just set a NEW record! Hurripowers activate!
DT: Idiot . . . what a loser. Besides let him try it took me 5 years to get that skill and 5 minutes to get that record.
Funaki: What about your opponents?
DT: Frankly Funaki Joey Ryan doesn't scare me. Let him take on Reeshi at the PPV. Let him get his ass royally whooped by the Master of Puppets tomorrow. Doesn't matter. You see Joey, I make a living off of people underestimating me and me kicking their ass. You have no idea of the powers I wield. At my disposal are the best attributes ever!
Wife: Especially in bed.
DT: Yea that too. Thanks for reminding me there hon. Joey you see I am a superior wrestler. But I know what you're saying, this isn't ECF. You aren't Godlike here. You're 1-3. Well I'm saying yes but I am going to prove to you WHY I was the one EVERYONE hated to fight. WHy I was the one they cowered in fear of. And there is nothing you or anyone else can do about it. . . . Hon stop harassing poor Funaki, it's his pet dog Magnus's job to hump his leg. . . hehehe. Nice joke though.
Wife: Thanks.
H: NO! Hurripowers failing. Is this machine packing Kryptonite?
DT: What a total dweeb, like a kid in a comic book . . .
H: Must beat record but all I can achieve is 2 million! 50th time's a charm!
DT: And that leaves me with Harry. Harry. Let me start by saying so good to see you are EXACTLY like I remember. A scumbag with a luck streak a mile wide and a list of run-ins as big as Rikishi's ass. You have yet to show me you can compete on your own. You have shown me you are a yellow bastard who won't fight his own battles. Well June 29th you will be forced to fight. And I doubt you will be able to take it. Never mind you wanting to leave, I'll crush you to the point where you run crying and then end up in the hospital OUT OF COMISSION FOR A LONG LONG TIME! You see Harry size doesn't threaten me. Speed doesn't threaten me. Strength doesn't threaten me. I posess all 3 in excessive amounts. Plus I know more about submissions than you and I am definitely smarter and more tactical than you. I'm braver than you, I'm more agile and acrobatic. And I will use every thing at my disposal to end you. Tomorrow is the start of your end. I will personally rip your feeble body apart piece by oversized piece. Although I can think of 2 things that are MUCH smaller than usual and I actually question their prescence. Where are your balls Harry? I don't think you have any. You ran from me your entire ECF career. The running is done now. You must grow some balls and a backbone and get ready to step into your hell, into your darkness, into your own Death Trap. You are just like this 15 ball. Old, overused, and SUNK!
*He sinks it then misses the 8 on purpose. Funaki calls the corner and proceeds to shoot right into the side pocket.*
DT: The idea is to get it IN the pocket you call . . . I win. That was a truly dumb move of you . . .
F: Damn . . . so close. I almost had you.
DT: You never had me. You never had your cue! So now I leave you to dwell on this. Enjoy your time before I break you! Let's go hon, time for some . . . fun HAHAHA! I always win . . .
*They leave. Funaki just looks at Hurricane crying on the floor.*
H: What mockery is this *sob* I have to win! I'm a superhero.
F: Loser.
*Camera fades.*
