Post by Spike Kane on Jan 17, 2018 23:40:27 GMT -5
*The screen flickers to life. It shows a red and black flamed pick up truck pulling up at the edge of a small town. The sign reads Hellview. Population: 96 The driver jumps out of the truck. Spike has his trademark etnies skate shoes, black socks, black cutoff skater shorts and a trademark Spike/Element t-shirt. He grins as he waves his hand through his now PINK hair. He walks to the sign, the sign that reads Hellview. He looks over the cliff and smirks*
: Hellview. Haha! My hometown! That's right Testament, MY hometown. I own this place. Every single square of land is under the property of Spike Kane. You see those villagers down there? They respect me. They like me, and they pay their rent to me. Why? Because I'm a decent guy. I do what needs to be done, and it pays off. Last Pyro I wasn't all there in the match. I wasn't focused and almost paid the ultimate price. Where it not for my partner, the wonder kid of the XHF, we would have lost. Cosmo saved the day, and I hit the final nail when I executed the Spike Impailer. Think long and hard about that move Testament, because that move will be looking to finish you off with. Come Gastros both of you will either be receiving a spike Impailer or a Cosmo Space Drop....
*Spike chuckles to himself as he begins to walk into the town of Hellview. He kicks a bit of dirt as he strolls down. A shop keeper waves to Spike, and Spike smiles and nods*
: You see Testament. Things aren;t given out around here, just like the XHF. you have to earn everything. you have to earn the chance to live here, earn the right to love here, and earn the right to be respected. Jst like the XHF. In the XHF you have to work your way up, build your history, build your character. But I'm bored of that. Why? Because I've already done it. Several times. You see I've been wrestling almost ten years now. I don't mean in the indy feds, i mean in the limelight. In main events, like risking matches, just to bring to me what is needed. gold and respect. And the Tag Team Elimination Tournment....thats where both me and Cosmo will pick up both respect and gold. Because it is long overdue for the both of us. We'll walk into Gastro and beat yet another worthless tag team. We are Xtreme Limit, and we'll push you to yours, and excel as we pummel you out of the tournie.
*Spike turns down a street and a band can be seen jamming in the front yard. Seeing as they all seem to be wearing some kind of CKY merch, it can only be believed that they are CKY themselves. One shouts over*
Chad: Yo Spike. Check the new bass man. What ya think?
*Spike stops and listen to the bass play. He twists his face and shakes his head*
: Nah guys. Nowhere near as good as the last dude....
*The bassist slumps his shoulders as the rest of the band agree, the bassist begins his walk home. spike nods to CKY who begin playing 96 Quite Bitter Beings, more out of respect than anything. Spike carries on walking*
: You see, this elimination tournement is quite alot of bull for the mahority of people. They signed up for the fun of it, the kind of heart hearted half assed attempt of wrestling that makes me sick. I joined the XHF out of boredom, that I'll admit. But once I was here I realised that there where people I'd never seen before, whilst people I've seen and beaten several times before, like The Ace and Milo Holland, hell even people I used to team with, like Snake. So I thought I'd step up and make a name for myself in the one place that hasn't heard of me, Xtreme Hardcore Federation. But it seems that people have taken to ignoring people like me, people with actual talent. Well thats fine by me. Ignore me all you want, but I will always be there, putting controvacy on your desks, making headlines with the insane moves I can pull off, beating down the roster and sending them to hospital. This is the XHF right? So why am I being limited to wrestling? I'm the Spiked One....the GOD of Xtreme. I'm the UWA's first Xtreme Champion, true I lost that title, but I took Xtreme one step further and won myself the World Heavyweight Championship, which i still hold. You may talk aload of crap about who started Xtreme. But it'll all come back to me, Spike Kane. I created Xtreme. I was the first and only person to bring Xtreme wrestling into the Heavyweight division. Anybody who claims that, is just a Spike wannabe. I'm a singles legend, I'm a tag team guru. I've held more Tag Team championships than most people here have had sex.....i know thats not much of a big thing, but look at T-Bird, she's had alot, hehehe....
*Spike walks up the pathway and knocks on the door, a woman answers it, dressed in a silk nightgown, she looks to the camera and then quickly darts back inside. spike grins*
: The XHF has not seen even the beginnings of my limits. Why have we teamed to form Xtreme Limit? We've formed to bring that level of intensitity to the XHF, to finally make people realise how badass, how technical, how hardcore, how extreme, how talented we fucking are! We're Xtreme Limit! We'll destroy Testament come Gastro....and we will be the next XHF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!
*Spike glares at the camera before walking into the door. The door closes slowly as the womans arms link around Spike's neck.*
: Hellview. Haha! My hometown! That's right Testament, MY hometown. I own this place. Every single square of land is under the property of Spike Kane. You see those villagers down there? They respect me. They like me, and they pay their rent to me. Why? Because I'm a decent guy. I do what needs to be done, and it pays off. Last Pyro I wasn't all there in the match. I wasn't focused and almost paid the ultimate price. Where it not for my partner, the wonder kid of the XHF, we would have lost. Cosmo saved the day, and I hit the final nail when I executed the Spike Impailer. Think long and hard about that move Testament, because that move will be looking to finish you off with. Come Gastros both of you will either be receiving a spike Impailer or a Cosmo Space Drop....
*Spike chuckles to himself as he begins to walk into the town of Hellview. He kicks a bit of dirt as he strolls down. A shop keeper waves to Spike, and Spike smiles and nods*
: You see Testament. Things aren;t given out around here, just like the XHF. you have to earn everything. you have to earn the chance to live here, earn the right to love here, and earn the right to be respected. Jst like the XHF. In the XHF you have to work your way up, build your history, build your character. But I'm bored of that. Why? Because I've already done it. Several times. You see I've been wrestling almost ten years now. I don't mean in the indy feds, i mean in the limelight. In main events, like risking matches, just to bring to me what is needed. gold and respect. And the Tag Team Elimination Tournment....thats where both me and Cosmo will pick up both respect and gold. Because it is long overdue for the both of us. We'll walk into Gastro and beat yet another worthless tag team. We are Xtreme Limit, and we'll push you to yours, and excel as we pummel you out of the tournie.
*Spike turns down a street and a band can be seen jamming in the front yard. Seeing as they all seem to be wearing some kind of CKY merch, it can only be believed that they are CKY themselves. One shouts over*
Chad: Yo Spike. Check the new bass man. What ya think?
*Spike stops and listen to the bass play. He twists his face and shakes his head*
: Nah guys. Nowhere near as good as the last dude....
*The bassist slumps his shoulders as the rest of the band agree, the bassist begins his walk home. spike nods to CKY who begin playing 96 Quite Bitter Beings, more out of respect than anything. Spike carries on walking*
: You see, this elimination tournement is quite alot of bull for the mahority of people. They signed up for the fun of it, the kind of heart hearted half assed attempt of wrestling that makes me sick. I joined the XHF out of boredom, that I'll admit. But once I was here I realised that there where people I'd never seen before, whilst people I've seen and beaten several times before, like The Ace and Milo Holland, hell even people I used to team with, like Snake. So I thought I'd step up and make a name for myself in the one place that hasn't heard of me, Xtreme Hardcore Federation. But it seems that people have taken to ignoring people like me, people with actual talent. Well thats fine by me. Ignore me all you want, but I will always be there, putting controvacy on your desks, making headlines with the insane moves I can pull off, beating down the roster and sending them to hospital. This is the XHF right? So why am I being limited to wrestling? I'm the Spiked One....the GOD of Xtreme. I'm the UWA's first Xtreme Champion, true I lost that title, but I took Xtreme one step further and won myself the World Heavyweight Championship, which i still hold. You may talk aload of crap about who started Xtreme. But it'll all come back to me, Spike Kane. I created Xtreme. I was the first and only person to bring Xtreme wrestling into the Heavyweight division. Anybody who claims that, is just a Spike wannabe. I'm a singles legend, I'm a tag team guru. I've held more Tag Team championships than most people here have had sex.....i know thats not much of a big thing, but look at T-Bird, she's had alot, hehehe....
*Spike walks up the pathway and knocks on the door, a woman answers it, dressed in a silk nightgown, she looks to the camera and then quickly darts back inside. spike grins*
: The XHF has not seen even the beginnings of my limits. Why have we teamed to form Xtreme Limit? We've formed to bring that level of intensitity to the XHF, to finally make people realise how badass, how technical, how hardcore, how extreme, how talented we fucking are! We're Xtreme Limit! We'll destroy Testament come Gastro....and we will be the next XHF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!
*Spike glares at the camera before walking into the door. The door closes slowly as the womans arms link around Spike's neck.*