Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jan 17, 2018 23:50:28 GMT -5
*DT walks into Jimbo's Pub and sees Hurricane at the pinball machine.*
DT: Hey Hurricane, why are you so happy?
H: HAH! Harry used his powers to erase your evil and restore my score of 50 million as champion.
DT: Geez you are an idiot. Watch this.
*He goes behind the machine and pushes the memory button. The high score resets to 500 trillion.*
H: NO! What evil trickery is this!?
DT: Don't you know newer model machines have batteries built in just to remember high scores in case of a power outage? I just reset the machine again so my score is back.
H: I'll kill you!
DT: Um . . . my finger has Kryptonite on it . . .
*he recoils in horror.*
H: AGH! Power draining. Must reach Hurrimobile and return to the Hurrilair!
*He runs to a beat up Oldsmobile and drives away.*
DT: Where do they get these guys? That was almost as absurd as the last time when I told him Green Lantern wanted to meet him over the edge of that building and he jumped.
*He shakes his head and the camera fades as he hops into his blue corvette and drives off.*
[XHF Decimation commercial showing DT vs. Harry shows]
*5 minutes later the arena is quiet. The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes The Master of Puppets has returned! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his blue trenchcoat and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has no shirt on and has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The tron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, coat, shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
DT: Yes for all you wondering I have altered my music and tron entrance. I decided to do a little updating. And this song suits me. DOn't fret the Master of Puppets is still in business here however and I won't change. You Trapheads can count on your idol staying the same idol you already know and love and want to be.
*cheers*
DT: I am out here for one reason and I think everyone here knows what it is. I am not getting the reaction I wanted. In all my matches I am getting pummeled. Not like old days when I'd own that ring. Well that changes Sunday. Next week I take my first step to regaining my old glory. Actually i started today with that punk Hurricane. I showed him. Hehehe even if it is something stupid like pinball.
*laughs as the video is shown of Jimbo's Pub minutes ago. The crowd erupts with laughter.*
DT: You see this is also something I am accustomed to doing. Outsmarting a potential opponent. You see Harry. I have always been smarter than you. That is why you have to keep bringing out interference. You know you can't handle me. However that brings me to XHF. This is no different than the last times we fought. You see back in ECF you WERE the best until you met up with me. I was the first rookie you ever saw who ACTUALLY showed potential. And yes I did come before GD so this claim has backing. Magnus, Slash, Smash, all of them started well but failed within months. However I kept coming. I rose to be leader of XWO. A group that had Me, my former tag partner Nightmare, Johnnyhead, the then tag champs Gravedigger and Minibadboy, and a few rookies. We dominated until I left. They crumbled without me. That's when the two teams formed. You figured no threat. Then all of the sudden both teams split up because one member was a weak link. GD and I went solo and all of the sudden titles were falling faster than pants in a strip club. That is when you finally noticed someone was finally going to be able to dethrone you. SO you brought out EWO and had SSB and his team kick my ass whenever possible. But then Bishoff gave me my shot at you. Pressure you couldn't handle. You knew that you wouldn't be able to show your face if you lost. And then finally you did! You were beaten by a superior fighter.
*cheers*
DT: Yes I am aware I am talking about the past and it seems irrelevent but this is the one case where it fits perfectly. You see at Decimation there may be no title on the line but there is still pride and maybe not literally but to me a career on the line. You see if I lose then I will now my old career is gone and I will have to rebuild a new one. A New XHF legacy that will forego my current one. And in this match there are startling similarities. This is once again a No holds barred match, Weapons are legal. However once again they will not matter since both of us have taken so many beatings they won't affect us. It will once again be the one with the most skill prevailing. Also just like the last time you are the more experienced and once again I am a rookie, well at least to this fed. Once again you are the bigger name and the one everyone assumes will win. Once again I am the underdog. And just like last time it won't matter when I walk out head high, victory in hand. Only this time you have no buddies to rush in and stop me from beating your ass. This time it will be strictly Death Trap and Hardcore Harry in the most BRUTAL singles match ever recorded on XHF without help from some steel cage or tower. This time it is strategy and skill prevailing not the size of your following. This time . . . it IS personal. This match has been a long time in the making and it will prove to be the toughest match you have ever fought.
*cheers*
DT: Harry you better come with every ounce of strength you have. You see since you are leaving I intend to make this match your worst. I intend to make it linger in your mind. However I also intend to give you a REASON to leave. Be it a broken leg, a broken spine, a broken neck, or just a broken spirit. I don't care how I do it but I will give you reason to leave be it injury or hurt pride that sends you home to mommy like the wimpering puppy dog, the cowardly fool you really are. I will expose you to these fans not as the Hardcore legend but the Hardcore hasbeen. I am the new era Harry, and while I may never accomplish what you have, I will at least prove to everyone that I am better than you and that I am the best ECF ever had. And sooner or later I will prove I am the best talent the XHF will ever acquire. You see Harry I am the same guy who took you out for two months last time. I am the same guy who ended your reign as the dominating force and I will do it again. The Master of Puppets is ready for an encore performance. And Harry . . . you know I back my word every time. Bring all you have it will still not be enough. Keep shooting and I will keep spitting it right back at you. Keep faking all this shit that you are great, Sunday it comes back to haunt you.
*Cheers*
DT: You tried to take me out with one shot before well Harry I'm still here and I'm biting my tongue trying not to shoot back but I will let it loose Sunday. I will awaken the sleeping giant, I will awaken the beast! So Harry you shot and shot but missed. So Harry please, shoot me again. Take a shot. SHOOT ME AGAIN! I AIN'T DEAD YET! All the shots amount to nothing Harry. You will never EVER be the same. I will break you. You will be forced into your own deathtrap and there isn't a damn thing you or anybody else can do about it!
*Death Trap grabs his stuff and dresses up again. He raises his arms in a cross as Shoot Me Again hits. The tron flashes a pistol firing at different angles. Pyros go off. He walks to the crowd and high fives some fans. He gives the Grand Slam sign setting more pyros off. He leaps into the crowd. At the exit at the top row he raises his arms into a cross as he exits.*
DT: Hey Hurricane, why are you so happy?
H: HAH! Harry used his powers to erase your evil and restore my score of 50 million as champion.
DT: Geez you are an idiot. Watch this.
*He goes behind the machine and pushes the memory button. The high score resets to 500 trillion.*
H: NO! What evil trickery is this!?
DT: Don't you know newer model machines have batteries built in just to remember high scores in case of a power outage? I just reset the machine again so my score is back.
H: I'll kill you!
DT: Um . . . my finger has Kryptonite on it . . .
*he recoils in horror.*
H: AGH! Power draining. Must reach Hurrimobile and return to the Hurrilair!
*He runs to a beat up Oldsmobile and drives away.*
DT: Where do they get these guys? That was almost as absurd as the last time when I told him Green Lantern wanted to meet him over the edge of that building and he jumped.
*He shakes his head and the camera fades as he hops into his blue corvette and drives off.*
[XHF Decimation commercial showing DT vs. Harry shows]
*5 minutes later the arena is quiet. The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes The Master of Puppets has returned! Shoot Me Again by Metallica blares through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his blue trenchcoat and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has no shirt on and has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Grand Slam sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction. The tron begins showing flashes of DT taking various weapon shots and standing up again. The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, coat, shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Grand Slam sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
DT: Yes for all you wondering I have altered my music and tron entrance. I decided to do a little updating. And this song suits me. DOn't fret the Master of Puppets is still in business here however and I won't change. You Trapheads can count on your idol staying the same idol you already know and love and want to be.
*cheers*
DT: I am out here for one reason and I think everyone here knows what it is. I am not getting the reaction I wanted. In all my matches I am getting pummeled. Not like old days when I'd own that ring. Well that changes Sunday. Next week I take my first step to regaining my old glory. Actually i started today with that punk Hurricane. I showed him. Hehehe even if it is something stupid like pinball.
*laughs as the video is shown of Jimbo's Pub minutes ago. The crowd erupts with laughter.*
DT: You see this is also something I am accustomed to doing. Outsmarting a potential opponent. You see Harry. I have always been smarter than you. That is why you have to keep bringing out interference. You know you can't handle me. However that brings me to XHF. This is no different than the last times we fought. You see back in ECF you WERE the best until you met up with me. I was the first rookie you ever saw who ACTUALLY showed potential. And yes I did come before GD so this claim has backing. Magnus, Slash, Smash, all of them started well but failed within months. However I kept coming. I rose to be leader of XWO. A group that had Me, my former tag partner Nightmare, Johnnyhead, the then tag champs Gravedigger and Minibadboy, and a few rookies. We dominated until I left. They crumbled without me. That's when the two teams formed. You figured no threat. Then all of the sudden both teams split up because one member was a weak link. GD and I went solo and all of the sudden titles were falling faster than pants in a strip club. That is when you finally noticed someone was finally going to be able to dethrone you. SO you brought out EWO and had SSB and his team kick my ass whenever possible. But then Bishoff gave me my shot at you. Pressure you couldn't handle. You knew that you wouldn't be able to show your face if you lost. And then finally you did! You were beaten by a superior fighter.
*cheers*
DT: Yes I am aware I am talking about the past and it seems irrelevent but this is the one case where it fits perfectly. You see at Decimation there may be no title on the line but there is still pride and maybe not literally but to me a career on the line. You see if I lose then I will now my old career is gone and I will have to rebuild a new one. A New XHF legacy that will forego my current one. And in this match there are startling similarities. This is once again a No holds barred match, Weapons are legal. However once again they will not matter since both of us have taken so many beatings they won't affect us. It will once again be the one with the most skill prevailing. Also just like the last time you are the more experienced and once again I am a rookie, well at least to this fed. Once again you are the bigger name and the one everyone assumes will win. Once again I am the underdog. And just like last time it won't matter when I walk out head high, victory in hand. Only this time you have no buddies to rush in and stop me from beating your ass. This time it will be strictly Death Trap and Hardcore Harry in the most BRUTAL singles match ever recorded on XHF without help from some steel cage or tower. This time it is strategy and skill prevailing not the size of your following. This time . . . it IS personal. This match has been a long time in the making and it will prove to be the toughest match you have ever fought.
*cheers*
DT: Harry you better come with every ounce of strength you have. You see since you are leaving I intend to make this match your worst. I intend to make it linger in your mind. However I also intend to give you a REASON to leave. Be it a broken leg, a broken spine, a broken neck, or just a broken spirit. I don't care how I do it but I will give you reason to leave be it injury or hurt pride that sends you home to mommy like the wimpering puppy dog, the cowardly fool you really are. I will expose you to these fans not as the Hardcore legend but the Hardcore hasbeen. I am the new era Harry, and while I may never accomplish what you have, I will at least prove to everyone that I am better than you and that I am the best ECF ever had. And sooner or later I will prove I am the best talent the XHF will ever acquire. You see Harry I am the same guy who took you out for two months last time. I am the same guy who ended your reign as the dominating force and I will do it again. The Master of Puppets is ready for an encore performance. And Harry . . . you know I back my word every time. Bring all you have it will still not be enough. Keep shooting and I will keep spitting it right back at you. Keep faking all this shit that you are great, Sunday it comes back to haunt you.
*Cheers*
DT: You tried to take me out with one shot before well Harry I'm still here and I'm biting my tongue trying not to shoot back but I will let it loose Sunday. I will awaken the sleeping giant, I will awaken the beast! So Harry you shot and shot but missed. So Harry please, shoot me again. Take a shot. SHOOT ME AGAIN! I AIN'T DEAD YET! All the shots amount to nothing Harry. You will never EVER be the same. I will break you. You will be forced into your own deathtrap and there isn't a damn thing you or anybody else can do about it!
*Death Trap grabs his stuff and dresses up again. He raises his arms in a cross as Shoot Me Again hits. The tron flashes a pistol firing at different angles. Pyros go off. He walks to the crowd and high fives some fans. He gives the Grand Slam sign setting more pyros off. He leaps into the crowd. At the exit at the top row he raises his arms into a cross as he exits.*
