Post by Spike Kane on Jan 17, 2018 23:56:12 GMT -5
OOC: Reply to Cosmo.
*The camera cuts back to show Cosmo saying goodbye to Funaki. Spike is standing there at the door. Arched and smiling. Cosmo grins and Funaki now smiles, a double interview. Score! Spike moves in and sits next to Funaki on the spare chair*
: You know Cosmo, standing there and listening to what you just said. It all made perfect sense to me. It was all crystal clear! The only reason we haven't been taken seriously in the XHF is because we've been holding back. I mean for fuck sake, I used to be lowered to the ring with hooks sticking in my back! I've Spike Impailered people through a Dragons Den!
*Spike turns to Funaki*
: You know what one of those is Funaki?
*Funaki shakes his head, Cosmo chuckles*
: The Dragon's Den is one of the worst structures ever built, and it comes from the mind of The spiked One! Spike Kane himself! It's a hiac yeah, covered in weapons, I mean littered in more weapons then you'll find in a CZW and ECW convention. The cage itself is covered in barbed wire. Thats the very first match I ever made up, and only two people have ever beat me in that damn torture cell!
*Spike cracks his neck*
: The XHF has limitations. It seems that they won't allow the Spiked One, to be who he truley is, and that is, The GOD of Xtreme! You see me, I can beat a man to within an inch of his life, in ways nobody can ever imagine, and Cosmo. You see Cosmo here, he's the fastes and most brutal man in this industry, in fact, in the world. Put simply we're the worlds most dangerous men!
*Spike and Cosmo slap a high five and Funaki nods and smiles, as if he hasn't understood a word Spike said*
: So. You and Cosmo will fight X-T-C on Friday Night Gastro. Do you think, that you can win?
*Spike looks at Funaki as if he had just been insulted*
: Woa, woa! Do I think we can win? Think!? Hell Funaki, come on man, you've followed us through our XHF careers, you can tell that we ain't reached our peak yet, that we ain't nowhere near as good as we can be, yet we're still laying the smackdown on some jippos. We're still ripping jippologists who oppuse us new assholes, and for the sake of anal buggerey. Will people stop asking me if I think I can beat somebody!? Funaki, it's pure and simple. Spike Kane, and Cosmo, Xtreme Limit. We're gonna wlak into Gastro, kick the holy FLUCK out of X-T-C and walk out the tag team that will be going to Breaking Point to lay another beat down on the Young Guns and walk out with the XHF Tag Team titles!
*Funaki smiles and nods once more*
: The Young Guns would only have to beat you once if you did advance to the final, but you would have to beat them twice. Don't you think thats almost impossible!?
*Spike twitches*
: Look here Funaki. You obviously don't realise who the hell I am, but you NEVER say never to me. There's no such thing as impossible dude. Spike is a multi heavyweight champion, a multi tag team champion, and god knows how many other titles. Cosmo is one of the hardest, toughest, craziest s.o.b's here, and who are the Young Guns?
: Charlie Velez and Venom...
: No, I don't think you understand. I mean who are they? They're nothing! They're a hurdle that needs to be jumped over, but in all honesty, we won't need to be doing any jumping, because we'll walk into Breaking Pioint, we'll hype up the crowd, we'll give the fans what they want, and then we'll destroy the Young Guns, not once....but two times baby! And we WILL become the XHF Tag Team Champions, Spike and Cosmo are here for a reason, we have a point to prove, and we've been given a chance to prove it. We rock, and we roll, and come Breaking Point, everybody will know, that you can't put a limit on xtreme!!
*Spike glares, a huge grin on his face, his eyes looking extremely demented. The camera fades*
*The camera cuts back to show Cosmo saying goodbye to Funaki. Spike is standing there at the door. Arched and smiling. Cosmo grins and Funaki now smiles, a double interview. Score! Spike moves in and sits next to Funaki on the spare chair*
: You know Cosmo, standing there and listening to what you just said. It all made perfect sense to me. It was all crystal clear! The only reason we haven't been taken seriously in the XHF is because we've been holding back. I mean for fuck sake, I used to be lowered to the ring with hooks sticking in my back! I've Spike Impailered people through a Dragons Den!
*Spike turns to Funaki*
: You know what one of those is Funaki?
*Funaki shakes his head, Cosmo chuckles*
: The Dragon's Den is one of the worst structures ever built, and it comes from the mind of The spiked One! Spike Kane himself! It's a hiac yeah, covered in weapons, I mean littered in more weapons then you'll find in a CZW and ECW convention. The cage itself is covered in barbed wire. Thats the very first match I ever made up, and only two people have ever beat me in that damn torture cell!
*Spike cracks his neck*
: The XHF has limitations. It seems that they won't allow the Spiked One, to be who he truley is, and that is, The GOD of Xtreme! You see me, I can beat a man to within an inch of his life, in ways nobody can ever imagine, and Cosmo. You see Cosmo here, he's the fastes and most brutal man in this industry, in fact, in the world. Put simply we're the worlds most dangerous men!
*Spike and Cosmo slap a high five and Funaki nods and smiles, as if he hasn't understood a word Spike said*
: So. You and Cosmo will fight X-T-C on Friday Night Gastro. Do you think, that you can win?
*Spike looks at Funaki as if he had just been insulted*
: Woa, woa! Do I think we can win? Think!? Hell Funaki, come on man, you've followed us through our XHF careers, you can tell that we ain't reached our peak yet, that we ain't nowhere near as good as we can be, yet we're still laying the smackdown on some jippos. We're still ripping jippologists who oppuse us new assholes, and for the sake of anal buggerey. Will people stop asking me if I think I can beat somebody!? Funaki, it's pure and simple. Spike Kane, and Cosmo, Xtreme Limit. We're gonna wlak into Gastro, kick the holy FLUCK out of X-T-C and walk out the tag team that will be going to Breaking Point to lay another beat down on the Young Guns and walk out with the XHF Tag Team titles!
*Funaki smiles and nods once more*
: The Young Guns would only have to beat you once if you did advance to the final, but you would have to beat them twice. Don't you think thats almost impossible!?
*Spike twitches*
: Look here Funaki. You obviously don't realise who the hell I am, but you NEVER say never to me. There's no such thing as impossible dude. Spike is a multi heavyweight champion, a multi tag team champion, and god knows how many other titles. Cosmo is one of the hardest, toughest, craziest s.o.b's here, and who are the Young Guns?
: Charlie Velez and Venom...
: No, I don't think you understand. I mean who are they? They're nothing! They're a hurdle that needs to be jumped over, but in all honesty, we won't need to be doing any jumping, because we'll walk into Breaking Pioint, we'll hype up the crowd, we'll give the fans what they want, and then we'll destroy the Young Guns, not once....but two times baby! And we WILL become the XHF Tag Team Champions, Spike and Cosmo are here for a reason, we have a point to prove, and we've been given a chance to prove it. We rock, and we roll, and come Breaking Point, everybody will know, that you can't put a limit on xtreme!!
*Spike glares, a huge grin on his face, his eyes looking extremely demented. The camera fades*