Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jan 18, 2018 17:35:15 GMT -5
*The scene opens in the arena. The camera followed by Funaki charge into the parking lot. They wait there as a red corvette enters the arena. It pulls up to the space closest to the door. Death Trap emerges and comes into view. His head is down and he isn't paying attention, he appears to be reading something. He walks directly into the arena with the camera and Funaki close behind. He enters his locker room and the camera follows. When Funaki closes the door Death Trap looks up and smiles . . .*
: Funak . . . DAMN! You smell like dead skunk!
Funaki: Um . . . Hurricane dumped a basket of crap on my head . . .
: Damn him . . . you reek worse than Harry's shitmobile!
Funaki: Stop nagging me! I can't help it! But XHF NUMBA ONE ANNOUNCA wants interview.
: Well Funaki . . . as you know I have a very important match Wednesday.
Funaki: Will you and GD be able to coexist with JL?
: As long as JL doesn't try anything funny and remembers we are stuck on a team then we'll be fine. We have been teamed before and were unstoppable. With GD there to help we will be fine. I'll try not to get GD in unless necessary since he has Mueller to deal with for his title in the main event. That is a tough chore. However this match does hold importance.
Funaki: Why is it important, it is only a tag match before the PPV?
: Well Stinky . . . let's put it this way. It gives me a showcase to warm up against the very opponents I will face Sunday when I end this campaign for the XHF Title. Chris Sanders, Rat Bastard and that thief Reeshi. You see it may not be for the world title but I can show exactly what will happen Sunday when I pin one of those three. That match will show you all the end result. Plus I get to please the fans by taking all 3 of them out early and then again on Sunday. I will make an example of them Wednesday.
Funaki: Going into Sunday, what are your thoughts?
: I can take it from here bud, go take a shower.
*Funaki goes to the bathroom as DT grabs the mic and walks to the camera*
: Well. Sunday is fast approaching. And the theme seems to be total annihilation. But what better way to end 2003 than with the most HELLACIOUS match ever in the history of XHF? After all, this also is the big end. 2003 will end, as will the reign of Reeshi as champ. But you see it will usher in a new era. 2004 will bring in the reign of one Death Trap, the master of puppets! 6 men go in, one comes out as the new champion. Last time one of these happened was at the birthday show in September or whenever the hell it was. This match is the single biggest match of the year this time. Last time Rat Bastard cheated his way to the title with the help of Destruction. This time he will have no such luck. This time he has a new foe. This is a new match altogether. So I am going to do something special. I'm going to take these guys one by one.
*he pauses then grabs the paper*
: The Annihilation Complex is a massive steel cage. A hell in the cell over the ring with a tunnel up the ramp to a second round cell around the tron and entrance. An unforgiving frame of terror and pain. None of us will get out before blood is shed, pain is dealt, injuries are suffered. At the last AC match, bodies were shattered. Blood stained the ring. the cage was massacred. Mongo's head was put through the roof of the tunnel, his groin assaulted by a steel pipe. There were around ten different times where someone had the match won but another man stopped him. In fact three of the guys in this AC match were in the one at the birthday show! Scorpion had it won at one point but he was stopped. Mongo too met the same fate. Scorps lost his belt in the end to that fink Rat Bastard. But that brings me to my first man.
*He sits down and cracks his knuckles*
: Reeshi . . . you were felled. You were KO'd, destroyed, and if not for Destruction, would have been pinned by my friend Gravedigger. Gravedigger. You were in that AC match and by all means conquered it and the other 5 men in the match. You had it won, you were champ for that brief moment before Destruction shattered your dream. You had no luck. And I'm sure you are happy with the revenge you got. But this is another day and another shot. You once again may very well take out Reeshi again and take both of the top titles in the fed. But then again it could be a repeat. You may get so close to victory just to have it snatched up by another competitor who wants the title more than you. Who? Me! I was robbed twice in one night and almost a third time but luckily Rhein came to the rescue. I have to thank him for this shot, as do you. You see GD, we are in this match as foes, yet I have a feeling with all the backstabbing bastards in this match and the teams being formed we may be working together more than either of us would like.
*He stops*
: How long have we known each other GD? Has it been 3 years? Yea that is right, 3 years. Through that time we have been through hell. Me and you were vicious opponents at first. I took you down the first three times we fought. We became teammates. We became best friends. We fought side by side. Then it came to me taking the tag titles from you. We went through it all. It was you and I defending ECF against EWO. It was me who ended it all though. We fought in every match you can possibly think of. I had my DT Casket, we both had the Cell, the Doomsday Cage. I have fought in electric rope matches, flaming rope matches, inferno matches, torch matches, table, double table, brickhouse, and now AC matches. It comes down to the fact that we both have been evenly trained in these extreme environment matches. We have been equally trained, equally defeated, evenly beaten up, but we both have survived and tasted victory.
*He stands up without the paper*
: Heh, we have fought each other so much that is seems to be getting old. You are the one person I thought I'd never face again. But then again every match we ever had we destroyed each other, we beat each other, we made each other the best we could be. We are even in every aspect. We know each other inside and out. But everything changes in this match. You always said you were the prototype of excellence. You may be good but not that good GD. My good friend you are in one situation you don't want to be in. I am like a mad animal looking for prey. I cannot and will not be stopped. I am going to hold that title. This is my time Gravedigger. You are good, maybe even excellent but I am the master. Even you are nothing but my puppet in this match.
*He picks up the paper and seems to get extremely intense*
: Gravedigger. This is a match like no other, you know that. This is one where experience doesn't matter. No matter how well you know this match it still will take everything from you. When you can risk everything and lose nothing you have the biggest advantage. This unforgiving steel structure will be like our jail cell. It will seal us in its confines and break each of us to nothing. Bodies will fall, bones will break. I know that that steel is the greatest threat to any of us. Hitting it is instant death. Unlimited pain awaits us. Blood will pour from the wounds inflicted by it ripping at our skin. You always said that we would dig our own graves and you would bury us. Well this time it is your turn, you will be the one to be buried because the Annihilation Complex is a graveyard. Bodies will be put to rest in its walls and only one man will survive. This is the final resting place. The AC is the graveyard, this is your end.
*He puts the paper to the camera revealing this:
Um ... the image has been lost to time and I don't remember what 16 year old Dave had done here ...
He pulls it away.*
: That is where it all comes together. This is it. The XHF Title on the line. The MAster of Puppets is here to take it. I will finally cut the strings on GD. I will take that title. GD I will see you later . . .
: Funak . . . DAMN! You smell like dead skunk!Funaki: Um . . . Hurricane dumped a basket of crap on my head . . .
: Damn him . . . you reek worse than Harry's shitmobile!Funaki: Stop nagging me! I can't help it! But XHF NUMBA ONE ANNOUNCA wants interview.
: Well Funaki . . . as you know I have a very important match Wednesday.Funaki: Will you and GD be able to coexist with JL?
: As long as JL doesn't try anything funny and remembers we are stuck on a team then we'll be fine. We have been teamed before and were unstoppable. With GD there to help we will be fine. I'll try not to get GD in unless necessary since he has Mueller to deal with for his title in the main event. That is a tough chore. However this match does hold importance.Funaki: Why is it important, it is only a tag match before the PPV?
: Well Stinky . . . let's put it this way. It gives me a showcase to warm up against the very opponents I will face Sunday when I end this campaign for the XHF Title. Chris Sanders, Rat Bastard and that thief Reeshi. You see it may not be for the world title but I can show exactly what will happen Sunday when I pin one of those three. That match will show you all the end result. Plus I get to please the fans by taking all 3 of them out early and then again on Sunday. I will make an example of them Wednesday.Funaki: Going into Sunday, what are your thoughts?
: I can take it from here bud, go take a shower.*Funaki goes to the bathroom as DT grabs the mic and walks to the camera*
: Well. Sunday is fast approaching. And the theme seems to be total annihilation. But what better way to end 2003 than with the most HELLACIOUS match ever in the history of XHF? After all, this also is the big end. 2003 will end, as will the reign of Reeshi as champ. But you see it will usher in a new era. 2004 will bring in the reign of one Death Trap, the master of puppets! 6 men go in, one comes out as the new champion. Last time one of these happened was at the birthday show in September or whenever the hell it was. This match is the single biggest match of the year this time. Last time Rat Bastard cheated his way to the title with the help of Destruction. This time he will have no such luck. This time he has a new foe. This is a new match altogether. So I am going to do something special. I'm going to take these guys one by one.*he pauses then grabs the paper*
: The Annihilation Complex is a massive steel cage. A hell in the cell over the ring with a tunnel up the ramp to a second round cell around the tron and entrance. An unforgiving frame of terror and pain. None of us will get out before blood is shed, pain is dealt, injuries are suffered. At the last AC match, bodies were shattered. Blood stained the ring. the cage was massacred. Mongo's head was put through the roof of the tunnel, his groin assaulted by a steel pipe. There were around ten different times where someone had the match won but another man stopped him. In fact three of the guys in this AC match were in the one at the birthday show! Scorpion had it won at one point but he was stopped. Mongo too met the same fate. Scorps lost his belt in the end to that fink Rat Bastard. But that brings me to my first man.*He sits down and cracks his knuckles*
: Reeshi . . . you were felled. You were KO'd, destroyed, and if not for Destruction, would have been pinned by my friend Gravedigger. Gravedigger. You were in that AC match and by all means conquered it and the other 5 men in the match. You had it won, you were champ for that brief moment before Destruction shattered your dream. You had no luck. And I'm sure you are happy with the revenge you got. But this is another day and another shot. You once again may very well take out Reeshi again and take both of the top titles in the fed. But then again it could be a repeat. You may get so close to victory just to have it snatched up by another competitor who wants the title more than you. Who? Me! I was robbed twice in one night and almost a third time but luckily Rhein came to the rescue. I have to thank him for this shot, as do you. You see GD, we are in this match as foes, yet I have a feeling with all the backstabbing bastards in this match and the teams being formed we may be working together more than either of us would like.*He stops*
: How long have we known each other GD? Has it been 3 years? Yea that is right, 3 years. Through that time we have been through hell. Me and you were vicious opponents at first. I took you down the first three times we fought. We became teammates. We became best friends. We fought side by side. Then it came to me taking the tag titles from you. We went through it all. It was you and I defending ECF against EWO. It was me who ended it all though. We fought in every match you can possibly think of. I had my DT Casket, we both had the Cell, the Doomsday Cage. I have fought in electric rope matches, flaming rope matches, inferno matches, torch matches, table, double table, brickhouse, and now AC matches. It comes down to the fact that we both have been evenly trained in these extreme environment matches. We have been equally trained, equally defeated, evenly beaten up, but we both have survived and tasted victory.*He stands up without the paper*
: Heh, we have fought each other so much that is seems to be getting old. You are the one person I thought I'd never face again. But then again every match we ever had we destroyed each other, we beat each other, we made each other the best we could be. We are even in every aspect. We know each other inside and out. But everything changes in this match. You always said you were the prototype of excellence. You may be good but not that good GD. My good friend you are in one situation you don't want to be in. I am like a mad animal looking for prey. I cannot and will not be stopped. I am going to hold that title. This is my time Gravedigger. You are good, maybe even excellent but I am the master. Even you are nothing but my puppet in this match.*He picks up the paper and seems to get extremely intense*
: Gravedigger. This is a match like no other, you know that. This is one where experience doesn't matter. No matter how well you know this match it still will take everything from you. When you can risk everything and lose nothing you have the biggest advantage. This unforgiving steel structure will be like our jail cell. It will seal us in its confines and break each of us to nothing. Bodies will fall, bones will break. I know that that steel is the greatest threat to any of us. Hitting it is instant death. Unlimited pain awaits us. Blood will pour from the wounds inflicted by it ripping at our skin. You always said that we would dig our own graves and you would bury us. Well this time it is your turn, you will be the one to be buried because the Annihilation Complex is a graveyard. Bodies will be put to rest in its walls and only one man will survive. This is the final resting place. The AC is the graveyard, this is your end.*He puts the paper to the camera revealing this:
Um ... the image has been lost to time and I don't remember what 16 year old Dave had done here ...
He pulls it away.*
: That is where it all comes together. This is it. The XHF Title on the line. The MAster of Puppets is here to take it. I will finally cut the strings on GD. I will take that title. GD I will see you later . . .
