Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jan 18, 2018 22:23:15 GMT -5
*The lights go black and blue and red strobes circle the arena. The Xtremetron flashes Obey the Master of Puppets! ECF 4 Life! The speakers blast DT yelling, ECF . . . FOR LIFE! The opening guitar solo of "Wont Back Down" by Fuel blares through the speakers. The tron shows segments of DT hitting his various finishers on opponents. As the first verse starts, Death Trap steps out onto the ramp in his Death Trap Obey the Master of Puppets shirt and shades. He has on his favorite black hat and is carrying Homer, his lucky bat. He has on his blue and red striped leather pants. He has on black boots and grapple gloves. He gives the Final Judgment sign and triggers a huge pyrotechnic chain reaction as the chorus hits.
The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!". The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Final Judgment sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
: : It seems to me like people love to spew crap around here. Let me start with that infernal pest James "The Shit" Mueller. Jim-bo, I have grown tired of you claiming to be the best knowing damn well you aren't. You say you will be champ and I won't be because I didn't beat Reeshi. If I remember right, you got your ass kicked, I got screwed over and then wasn't even pinned by Reeshi. In fact I dominated him and he got lucky enough to find another guy out cold to pin because he CAN'T beat me one on one and he knows it. You may be shit . . . which I still don't get why you would want to be called shit . . . but you forget, noone can touch me. I am one of a kind, coincidentally the same move I laid out Reeshi with.
*cheers for the AC match where DT owned Reeshi*
: : And before you come back with a . . . shitty . . . remark, I know I lost the match but the fact is that Reeshi has yet to pin me. And James, he has beaten you bad. He pinned you and you failed to capture the title. Why do I bring this up? It means that the past means . . . shit . . . so don't dwell in my defeats. Because if it works like that then you will never be champ either. Which may be true for you anyway there Shit. But you still have to learn that just saying you are the best doesn't make you the best. Oh one other thing, I may talk about ECF a lot but not because I think this is it. I know it isn't,I'm beyond that. I'm much better than I was then. I talk about it because that is where my roots are, it gave me my start so I am not going to just drop it off, it will forever be here in me. And the reason I say that is because it seems ECF alumni seem to succeed and make names for themselves very quickly here. Even a braindead monkey can see that . . . oh . . . right . . . well now at least you can see it . . .
*laughs in crowd*
: : Listen James. ECF was good times man. I won't just forget about it and all I did because you think I am stuck there. I am not, I am the one who always says to stop dwelling in the past and live for the future. But you know . . . there is something you said that caught my attention. You tried comparing me to that lowlife Apollyon? Apollyon is a loser, I fried his ass 3 times and beat him up. Just like I will do to you at the rumble. There is no comparison, a man like me who has uncounted successes and very few failures in his life and Apollyon who defines the word failure. If you remember correctly I beat our European Champ Kanyon for the Phoenix Title and ran with it and made it a title worth winning. But I got too good for it so I let it go to someone less skilled and worthy of it, namely that loser, that drunk, Hardcore Harry. I let him climb that cage, why injure the guy when I didn't need the title anymore?
*cheers*
: : Tell me Mueller, if I'm a nobody, then why do you even waste your tim with me? I mean you think you're good and usually the "best" don't talk to the "losers". Oh wait I know why. You know that I am one of the best in the game. You know that I can and will win that rumble and you will lose. You know you are shit so you are trying to throw me off my game. But wait, you say a never was . . . let me recount . . . I have held 15 different titles, a total of over 25 times, for the time lapse of a year and a half. That is half of my wrestling career holding at least one title! Where as . . . you . . . have yet to show me any gold, or talent. As for the never will be . . . we just said that it is irrelavent but hey I'll prove it to you at the rumble when I walk out victorious. And leave you broken. We'll see who gets to stand tall this month Jim-Bob. We will see indeed. Just remember, you are the one who started it, but the Master of Puppets will be the one to finish it.
*cheers as DT paces. He picks up the mic again and leans against the turnbuckle.*
: : The rumble does have an interesting array of fighters, some worthy of a shot at Reeshi, some not worthy to even be in that ring with me. You got names like Gravedigger and William Spencer. You got has-beens like JL, Rage, and Destruction. You have the rookies like REM. And then . . . there's my old friend and opponent this Friday . . . Magnus.
*cheers*
: : Magnus, Magnus . . . my old friend . . . you have been scaring me a little lately man. You seem a bit . . . oh shall we say . . . schizophrenic?? Yea that works. You start off saying how no matter the arguments we are buds and you know it'll take all you got to beat me . . . but then you get drunk and you change. First of all what have you become where you have to drink? Second of all, you start saying I can't beat you in a fair fight. That is where I draw the line. You see, you can tape a sign to Nelly . . . you can make him like fat chicks even though we all know it should say men . . . but I will not let you compromise my abilities. Magnus you think I can't beat you? Well that was a fair fight. You hit me with your so called unstoppable finisher, the Magnum Force, yet I kicked out, as did Risktaker. But one Grand Slam from me and you were out for the count as was Risktaker. I beat you fair and square and took that title. If you can't cope with it then that's too damn bad.
*cheers*
: : Magnus you were never better than me. You were my equal at a point but you are just a drunken washed up old fighter Magnus. You will never BE better than me. I will make sure of it. You see, for me it is not a matter of friendship, it's a matter of winning. You see I love winning. And you are another opponent to beat, another Puppet who's strings need cutting. You may think you are better but that will be your weakness. You have become a joke. You have to scream "Super Ultimate Magnum Cutter" before you deliver the move! Damn! You have become the thing you hated most, a terrible wrestler passing as adequate. But hey that is news to you. So leave it to me to prove it to you Friday. You see it isn't a Magnum Cutter or a Magnum Force or a Magnus Superkick being delivered. The only deliverance will be yours . . . when I Cut the Strings. The only thing that will be passed . . . is YOUR FINAL JUDGMENT!
*cheers erupt louder than at any time tonight*
: : But hey, Magnus is a poet and I didn't know it! So in honor of my foolish foe . . . I have a little ditty of my own here. Ahem!
*cheers*
: : Magnus you have no idea the danger you put yourself in with this match and the rumble. You won't even make it out alive never mind fighting the champ! Then again you have to make it through me on Friday to even make the rumble. Know this . . . you have stepped into your own death trap . . . and once it's set there's no turning back! You are stuck. Once this death trap is sprung, nothing stops the strings from being cut, and nothing stops Final Judgment from being passed! Remember those words while you watch the rumble from your hospital bed. See you Friday ol' chum!
*Death Trap grabs his stuff and dresses up again. He raises his arms in a cross as the chorus of Wont Back Down hits. The tron flashes clips of DT winning matches in all his feds and raising the title for each match high. Pyros go off. He walks to the crowd and high fives some fans. He gives the Final Judgment sign setting more pyros off. He leaps into the crowd. At the exit at the top row he raises his arms into a cross as he exits.*
"I wont back down
I will not drown
And I cant forget things you did
I've come to bring you hell"
I will not drown
And I cant forget things you did
I've come to bring you hell"
The tron shows in big bold green letters "Final Judgment will be passed!". The lights brighten. He walks to the ring and takes off the hat, shirt, and shades, and drops the bat. He steps to the center of the ring and his arms in a cross. He then gives the Final Judgment sign again and sets off one final pyrotechnic eruption.*
: : It seems to me like people love to spew crap around here. Let me start with that infernal pest James "The Shit" Mueller. Jim-bo, I have grown tired of you claiming to be the best knowing damn well you aren't. You say you will be champ and I won't be because I didn't beat Reeshi. If I remember right, you got your ass kicked, I got screwed over and then wasn't even pinned by Reeshi. In fact I dominated him and he got lucky enough to find another guy out cold to pin because he CAN'T beat me one on one and he knows it. You may be shit . . . which I still don't get why you would want to be called shit . . . but you forget, noone can touch me. I am one of a kind, coincidentally the same move I laid out Reeshi with.*cheers for the AC match where DT owned Reeshi*
: : And before you come back with a . . . shitty . . . remark, I know I lost the match but the fact is that Reeshi has yet to pin me. And James, he has beaten you bad. He pinned you and you failed to capture the title. Why do I bring this up? It means that the past means . . . shit . . . so don't dwell in my defeats. Because if it works like that then you will never be champ either. Which may be true for you anyway there Shit. But you still have to learn that just saying you are the best doesn't make you the best. Oh one other thing, I may talk about ECF a lot but not because I think this is it. I know it isn't,I'm beyond that. I'm much better than I was then. I talk about it because that is where my roots are, it gave me my start so I am not going to just drop it off, it will forever be here in me. And the reason I say that is because it seems ECF alumni seem to succeed and make names for themselves very quickly here. Even a braindead monkey can see that . . . oh . . . right . . . well now at least you can see it . . .*laughs in crowd*
: : Listen James. ECF was good times man. I won't just forget about it and all I did because you think I am stuck there. I am not, I am the one who always says to stop dwelling in the past and live for the future. But you know . . . there is something you said that caught my attention. You tried comparing me to that lowlife Apollyon? Apollyon is a loser, I fried his ass 3 times and beat him up. Just like I will do to you at the rumble. There is no comparison, a man like me who has uncounted successes and very few failures in his life and Apollyon who defines the word failure. If you remember correctly I beat our European Champ Kanyon for the Phoenix Title and ran with it and made it a title worth winning. But I got too good for it so I let it go to someone less skilled and worthy of it, namely that loser, that drunk, Hardcore Harry. I let him climb that cage, why injure the guy when I didn't need the title anymore?*cheers*
: : Tell me Mueller, if I'm a nobody, then why do you even waste your tim with me? I mean you think you're good and usually the "best" don't talk to the "losers". Oh wait I know why. You know that I am one of the best in the game. You know that I can and will win that rumble and you will lose. You know you are shit so you are trying to throw me off my game. But wait, you say a never was . . . let me recount . . . I have held 15 different titles, a total of over 25 times, for the time lapse of a year and a half. That is half of my wrestling career holding at least one title! Where as . . . you . . . have yet to show me any gold, or talent. As for the never will be . . . we just said that it is irrelavent but hey I'll prove it to you at the rumble when I walk out victorious. And leave you broken. We'll see who gets to stand tall this month Jim-Bob. We will see indeed. Just remember, you are the one who started it, but the Master of Puppets will be the one to finish it.*cheers as DT paces. He picks up the mic again and leans against the turnbuckle.*
: : The rumble does have an interesting array of fighters, some worthy of a shot at Reeshi, some not worthy to even be in that ring with me. You got names like Gravedigger and William Spencer. You got has-beens like JL, Rage, and Destruction. You have the rookies like REM. And then . . . there's my old friend and opponent this Friday . . . Magnus.*cheers*
: : Magnus, Magnus . . . my old friend . . . you have been scaring me a little lately man. You seem a bit . . . oh shall we say . . . schizophrenic?? Yea that works. You start off saying how no matter the arguments we are buds and you know it'll take all you got to beat me . . . but then you get drunk and you change. First of all what have you become where you have to drink? Second of all, you start saying I can't beat you in a fair fight. That is where I draw the line. You see, you can tape a sign to Nelly . . . you can make him like fat chicks even though we all know it should say men . . . but I will not let you compromise my abilities. Magnus you think I can't beat you? Well that was a fair fight. You hit me with your so called unstoppable finisher, the Magnum Force, yet I kicked out, as did Risktaker. But one Grand Slam from me and you were out for the count as was Risktaker. I beat you fair and square and took that title. If you can't cope with it then that's too damn bad.*cheers*
: : Magnus you were never better than me. You were my equal at a point but you are just a drunken washed up old fighter Magnus. You will never BE better than me. I will make sure of it. You see, for me it is not a matter of friendship, it's a matter of winning. You see I love winning. And you are another opponent to beat, another Puppet who's strings need cutting. You may think you are better but that will be your weakness. You have become a joke. You have to scream "Super Ultimate Magnum Cutter" before you deliver the move! Damn! You have become the thing you hated most, a terrible wrestler passing as adequate. But hey that is news to you. So leave it to me to prove it to you Friday. You see it isn't a Magnum Cutter or a Magnum Force or a Magnus Superkick being delivered. The only deliverance will be yours . . . when I Cut the Strings. The only thing that will be passed . . . is YOUR FINAL JUDGMENT!*cheers erupt louder than at any time tonight*
: : But hey, Magnus is a poet and I didn't know it! So in honor of my foolish foe . . . I have a little ditty of my own here. Ahem!"Magnus is back. There is no doubt
He's planning to fight me and take me out.
He has my demise set up in his brain.
To break my bones and end my reign.
However there is no reason to try,
Because the best plans always go awry!
It will be Magnus who's dreams are shattered,
And none of his training will even have mattered.
It is Death Trap who will win the rumble.
With nary a fall nor even a tumble.
Thirty-Nine men will meet their doom.
And all will be stuck in a hospital bedroom.
I am the Master and I'll kick the ass.
Because Final Judgment is MINE TO PASS!"
He's planning to fight me and take me out.
He has my demise set up in his brain.
To break my bones and end my reign.
However there is no reason to try,
Because the best plans always go awry!
It will be Magnus who's dreams are shattered,
And none of his training will even have mattered.
It is Death Trap who will win the rumble.
With nary a fall nor even a tumble.
Thirty-Nine men will meet their doom.
And all will be stuck in a hospital bedroom.
I am the Master and I'll kick the ass.
Because Final Judgment is MINE TO PASS!"
*cheers*
: : Magnus you have no idea the danger you put yourself in with this match and the rumble. You won't even make it out alive never mind fighting the champ! Then again you have to make it through me on Friday to even make the rumble. Know this . . . you have stepped into your own death trap . . . and once it's set there's no turning back! You are stuck. Once this death trap is sprung, nothing stops the strings from being cut, and nothing stops Final Judgment from being passed! Remember those words while you watch the rumble from your hospital bed. See you Friday ol' chum!*Death Trap grabs his stuff and dresses up again. He raises his arms in a cross as the chorus of Wont Back Down hits. The tron flashes clips of DT winning matches in all his feds and raising the title for each match high. Pyros go off. He walks to the crowd and high fives some fans. He gives the Final Judgment sign setting more pyros off. He leaps into the crowd. At the exit at the top row he raises his arms into a cross as he exits.*
