Gods of Tag Team Wrestling (MURAMASA-kokka
Jan 20, 2018 18:51:02 GMT -5
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Post by Kira Izumi on Jan 20, 2018 18:51:02 GMT -5
We open up to our setting. An old familiar place for this duo, but not so much for the XHF Network. No, in fact this is the first time that this team has ever been together on this network, although they still run strong in Japan and the American indies, even holding three titles in other feds across the land. Their history is as rich as that of all of the other teams combined, This is the first time in nearly two years they've teamed together on such a global scale as this. Right now their in their dojo, The FCPW Dojo. The name may be familiar to the fans of the AWF's First Lady, Yuki Sakaraba, as this is the place she was taught how to wrestle. As well as Sui Obata too. They are seen training and coaching the newest batch of recruits. All of them are at varying stages of progression towards debuting as a pro.
Anyway after the training session the recruits are told to take a break why Jordan and Kira take care of some business. They have their GWF World Tag Team and GWF Legion Of Doom titles around their shoulders, While Jordan has his half of the MOTM All Star Tag Team Championship around his waist as does Kira, with the addition to the FIW World Tag Team Championship too.
"(Ye know we're comin' inta Supremacy as something a little unique. As you can see, we're both champions and challengers. But the tag titles we're challenging for is more important then any o' these we posses right now. Even more important then the MOTM All Star Tag strap, even more so then this FIW Tag title i hold with a feller named Bloodbath McGrath. Ya see, what you fine folk o' The XHF Network fail ta realize is just how important those there tag titles are. What the XHF Tag Team Championships mean to MURAMASA-kokka, and more importantly to MURAMASA. Ye see, ya think i ain't readin' all the rumor mills and all the articles 'bout the speculation of teamin' me an' Jordan tagether. Well for all the doubters an babe, if yer watching this cover Ai's ears for a second, All you mother fuckin' haters can go on and suck a big ole' sack o' Goldbear dick!)"
"(Ya see, 'cause this man ain't as bad hurt as that commie and piece of shit, Duke Kosloff is puttin' on. Naw, Jordan is as good as that other piece of shit, Dylan Black or even Jackson Steele are gonna be comin' outta their matches. Ya see, he only pu-)"
"I only pulled my back! Gaddamnit, i'm fine ta compete! i can wrestle and do as much flippy shit as i damn well please! besides, it happened only a few months ago! i'm fine! An' another thing! All these other teams man, their either old as hell and WAY past their prime, or their a bunch o' new teams barely even a year in the business. While us, while we have been bustin' our asses since July the fifth of twenty fifteen. that's damn near three years in this somebitch. An' ya know what? we've been more successful in this time then any of you mother fuckers have been in yer entire careers!)"
"(An' i ain't just braggin that right there is just a mother fuckin' fact! So let's go on an' take a little look at our opponents in detail, shall we Kira?)"
"(I think that's the best way ta git through all o' this mess. So who's first...)" Kira asks as he pauses, making a "thinker" like pose before Jordan start to talk.
"(Ya know i think i'll take the first team, ok? ok. Ok, The Brotherhood, huh? well brotherhood of what? being some emo, punk rock wanna be? I mean i know this Stormcrow feller's not half bad, but he ain't us either. I mean ya may have what, two straps my friend, but then when ya take a look at us and see that we have what, like 5 a piece at least, an' yer clearly nothin' more then a medium sized fish in an ocean with these two Blue Whales, ye know 'cause their the largest animals known on the planet. Well i respect yer accomplishment, but at the end of the day, we're more experienced a team, more driver a folk and just plain and simple better then you two goth looking wanna be's any damn day of the week. NEXT!)"
"(Ohh next... let's go on with The Darkness! That's Dylan Black and Steve Dackle right Jordan?)"
"(That's right, but the only reason i even remember that is 'cause that clown Dylan Black reminds ya of it, every damn time ya pass him in the locker room! i mean for fucks sake this little emo kid thinks he's somethin' when he's just the joke of the FWA, hell of the XHF!)"
"(Ya know though his partner... Steve Dackle ain't so bad... i mean... he... beat... you, but hey! he's better then that dick muncher, Dylan Black! more like Dylan 'shoots' Blanks! amiright? yeah i know i'm right 'cause that jokes gold and that camera guy laughin' in the back knows it too! Ya know i never had a problem with these two till that punk ass Dylan Black started ta have beef with me. I don't know what his problem is though, i mean hell i only met the kid once because he was backstage in MY fed, the AWF. Ya know all's i said was hi, tryin' ta be nice and that emo done told me ta fuck off! He said that right in front of my wife and kid and all! an' ye know ya don't be usin' that language infront of ladies. That's disrespectful as all hell you son of a bitch! An' i don't mean that as just words, i mean your the son of an actual bitch! Ya hear me Dylan! i'm callin' you out you no good mother fucker! This here's a shoot, an' i know ya can't shoot, but right when i meet yer ass in that ring, it's a shoot brother, an' i'm breakin' yer fuckin' neck! You've done disrespected me enough and even worse ya work for that sack of shit Duke Kosloff, so just ta make him cry, i'll make his tag titles have ta be vacated after the twenty eighth. In eight days, mother fucker, yer career ends by MY hands. And the down fall of Duke Kosloff continues from the SSS's Winter Festival... Now who the hell's NEXT!?)"
"(Next is Team Tron, well you guys are cool actually, except the purple loving idiot and the midget. Oh, and that piece of shit X Box One looking ass mother fucker, I'll beat your ass so hard you'll git converted to the master race, Play Station, motherfuckers!)"
"(Yeah! Wait no... Nintendo is better, their so good they can sell cardboard and make you look like a fool at the same time! those guys have their shit together!)"
"(Shut up! The AWF game completely blows on the switch man and besides that it looks like ass on the Xbox One and runs like pure gold on PS4 Pro so there!)"
"(Mario,Zelda and selling fucking cardboard to people and making millions. That is all, and that is proof as to why they are the best ever. Now lets move on, we'll argue over games later on. NEXT! Is the GUNS, the tag team champions! An' hey, They ain't too bad, you know being old men an' all. So old timers how 'bout you hand them straps over to the next generation, the best generation, the best team even! MURAMASA-kokka! Ya see i don't wanna be responsible for either of you two idiots breaking a hip or something. I really don't! SO how 'bout ya lay down for us, yeah?)"
"(No? i knew you'd say that, but it didn't hurt ta try. Anyway you are the 'champs' if you can call yer selfs that, but unlike you two, unlike yer terrible joke of a fed and unlike Mongo or Feliks or any one else, We're the real tag team champions. We're the best damn team and best damn stable this network has ever seen! and by the end of supremacy you mother fuckers will soon see why MURAMASA-kokka is the best in the world! and why we are the gods of tag team wrestling. See you in one week, i hope you live that long!)" Kira says as they walk off laughing as the camera fades to black.
Anyway after the training session the recruits are told to take a break why Jordan and Kira take care of some business. They have their GWF World Tag Team and GWF Legion Of Doom titles around their shoulders, While Jordan has his half of the MOTM All Star Tag Team Championship around his waist as does Kira, with the addition to the FIW World Tag Team Championship too.
"(Ye know we're comin' inta Supremacy as something a little unique. As you can see, we're both champions and challengers. But the tag titles we're challenging for is more important then any o' these we posses right now. Even more important then the MOTM All Star Tag strap, even more so then this FIW Tag title i hold with a feller named Bloodbath McGrath. Ya see, what you fine folk o' The XHF Network fail ta realize is just how important those there tag titles are. What the XHF Tag Team Championships mean to MURAMASA-kokka, and more importantly to MURAMASA. Ye see, ya think i ain't readin' all the rumor mills and all the articles 'bout the speculation of teamin' me an' Jordan tagether. Well for all the doubters an babe, if yer watching this cover Ai's ears for a second, All you mother fuckin' haters can go on and suck a big ole' sack o' Goldbear dick!)"
"(Ya see, 'cause this man ain't as bad hurt as that commie and piece of shit, Duke Kosloff is puttin' on. Naw, Jordan is as good as that other piece of shit, Dylan Black or even Jackson Steele are gonna be comin' outta their matches. Ya see, he only pu-)"
"I only pulled my back! Gaddamnit, i'm fine ta compete! i can wrestle and do as much flippy shit as i damn well please! besides, it happened only a few months ago! i'm fine! An' another thing! All these other teams man, their either old as hell and WAY past their prime, or their a bunch o' new teams barely even a year in the business. While us, while we have been bustin' our asses since July the fifth of twenty fifteen. that's damn near three years in this somebitch. An' ya know what? we've been more successful in this time then any of you mother fuckers have been in yer entire careers!)"
"(An' i ain't just braggin that right there is just a mother fuckin' fact! So let's go on an' take a little look at our opponents in detail, shall we Kira?)"
"(I think that's the best way ta git through all o' this mess. So who's first...)" Kira asks as he pauses, making a "thinker" like pose before Jordan start to talk.
"(Ya know i think i'll take the first team, ok? ok. Ok, The Brotherhood, huh? well brotherhood of what? being some emo, punk rock wanna be? I mean i know this Stormcrow feller's not half bad, but he ain't us either. I mean ya may have what, two straps my friend, but then when ya take a look at us and see that we have what, like 5 a piece at least, an' yer clearly nothin' more then a medium sized fish in an ocean with these two Blue Whales, ye know 'cause their the largest animals known on the planet. Well i respect yer accomplishment, but at the end of the day, we're more experienced a team, more driver a folk and just plain and simple better then you two goth looking wanna be's any damn day of the week. NEXT!)"
"(Ohh next... let's go on with The Darkness! That's Dylan Black and Steve Dackle right Jordan?)"
"(That's right, but the only reason i even remember that is 'cause that clown Dylan Black reminds ya of it, every damn time ya pass him in the locker room! i mean for fucks sake this little emo kid thinks he's somethin' when he's just the joke of the FWA, hell of the XHF!)"
"(Ya know though his partner... Steve Dackle ain't so bad... i mean... he... beat... you, but hey! he's better then that dick muncher, Dylan Black! more like Dylan 'shoots' Blanks! amiright? yeah i know i'm right 'cause that jokes gold and that camera guy laughin' in the back knows it too! Ya know i never had a problem with these two till that punk ass Dylan Black started ta have beef with me. I don't know what his problem is though, i mean hell i only met the kid once because he was backstage in MY fed, the AWF. Ya know all's i said was hi, tryin' ta be nice and that emo done told me ta fuck off! He said that right in front of my wife and kid and all! an' ye know ya don't be usin' that language infront of ladies. That's disrespectful as all hell you son of a bitch! An' i don't mean that as just words, i mean your the son of an actual bitch! Ya hear me Dylan! i'm callin' you out you no good mother fucker! This here's a shoot, an' i know ya can't shoot, but right when i meet yer ass in that ring, it's a shoot brother, an' i'm breakin' yer fuckin' neck! You've done disrespected me enough and even worse ya work for that sack of shit Duke Kosloff, so just ta make him cry, i'll make his tag titles have ta be vacated after the twenty eighth. In eight days, mother fucker, yer career ends by MY hands. And the down fall of Duke Kosloff continues from the SSS's Winter Festival... Now who the hell's NEXT!?)"
"(Next is Team Tron, well you guys are cool actually, except the purple loving idiot and the midget. Oh, and that piece of shit X Box One looking ass mother fucker, I'll beat your ass so hard you'll git converted to the master race, Play Station, motherfuckers!)"
"(Yeah! Wait no... Nintendo is better, their so good they can sell cardboard and make you look like a fool at the same time! those guys have their shit together!)"
"(Shut up! The AWF game completely blows on the switch man and besides that it looks like ass on the Xbox One and runs like pure gold on PS4 Pro so there!)"
"(Mario,Zelda and selling fucking cardboard to people and making millions. That is all, and that is proof as to why they are the best ever. Now lets move on, we'll argue over games later on. NEXT! Is the GUNS, the tag team champions! An' hey, They ain't too bad, you know being old men an' all. So old timers how 'bout you hand them straps over to the next generation, the best generation, the best team even! MURAMASA-kokka! Ya see i don't wanna be responsible for either of you two idiots breaking a hip or something. I really don't! SO how 'bout ya lay down for us, yeah?)"
"(No? i knew you'd say that, but it didn't hurt ta try. Anyway you are the 'champs' if you can call yer selfs that, but unlike you two, unlike yer terrible joke of a fed and unlike Mongo or Feliks or any one else, We're the real tag team champions. We're the best damn team and best damn stable this network has ever seen! and by the end of supremacy you mother fuckers will soon see why MURAMASA-kokka is the best in the world! and why we are the gods of tag team wrestling. See you in one week, i hope you live that long!)" Kira says as they walk off laughing as the camera fades to black.
