Post by ViciousLothario on Jan 23, 2018 23:39:32 GMT -5
A beautiful day indeed, Pedro Benevides is laid in one of the beds near the pool, with a laptop over his legs in which he constantly types.
It's already good weather on this January day. Benevides refreshes himself with a cocktail, Sex on The Beach!
The music of his laptop can be heard. "Sun is Shining from Bob Marley" featuring the seagull's squawk in the background.
With his sunglasses on you can't really tell where he is looking at when he stops typing.
Most likely is looking at the babes, near the pool. Who occasionaly look at him and smile even with their husbands by their side. Vitamin D really has weird effects on tourists.
Benevides seems too relaxed for someone who is having so many problems opening a wrestling federation in Portugal.
There aren't any portuguese around here, well, if you don't count the waiter who is wearing a tight white shirt or at least it was meant to be white, it's more like yellow from all the sweating.
This waiter walks more than 25 km a day always walking around the pool, he is to busy to notice that Benevides isn't hosted at the resort.
Benevides phone starts ringing...
He stops Bob Marley's tune and we can hear his ringtone.
It's the Jaws - Theme song!
You can see some people looking at each other in the pool.
Benevides is very nervous and quickly stands up and starts searching his pockets rapidly.
The theme goes louder.
He reaches his phone puts it out of his pocket but...
He is so nervous that he almost lets his phone fall to the floor.
With some quick reflexes, he manages to catch the phone and answers the call. He cleans his vocal chords...
Pedro Benevides: ... Yes, Boss? Anything I can help you with?
?: No... Not at all... I'm just calling you to say Hi!
Benevides looks relieved and replies with a "smile" in his voice.
Pedro Benevides: OH! Hello Boss. How are you doing on this fine day? How's family?
?: OF COURSE, I AIN'T CALLING TO SAY HI, YOU F'CKING PIECE OF GARBAGE. WHY THE F*CK WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY ALREADY?! YOU CAN'T PROMOTE A SHOW?! YOU HAVE TO WORK HARDER! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK, WE WILL F*CK YOU!!! BIG TIME YOU STUPID LITTLE C*NT! WE F*CK YOUUU AND YOUR SALESMAN SPEECH! YOU FEEL ME?! WE STILL WONDER HOW DID WE FELL INTO YOUR SALESMAN SPEECH? WE MIGHT TAKE ALL THE TEETH YOU...
Benevides tries to stop the fury of the caller. Even the babes at the pool overheard and start laughing at Benevides and went back to the beds near their husbands
Pedro Benevides: But...
?: SHUT UP! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY? ARE YOU GOING TO CRY AGAIN?! Oww... I don't have wrestlers! I don't have money! I'm so poor... F*CK YOU! YOU PROMISED US MONEY! WE LEND YOU MONEY! YOU BUILD A WRESTLING SHOW! YOU PAY US THE DOUBLE! ARE YOU SPENDING OUR MONEY?!
Pedro Benevides: No boss - replied quickly
?: AND THIS SH*T WITH XHF?! WHY DIDN'T YOU CONSULT US?! ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE OUR MONEY?! THIS ISN'T YOUR SHOW ANYMORE NOT UNTIL YOU PAY THE MONEY YOU PROMISED! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT XHF, WE DON'T CARE IF YOU PUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN THE RING! WE ONLY CARE ABOUT GREEN! GREEEEEEEN!!! AND IF YOU THINK YOU WILL BE PROTECTED BY MONGO IF YOU DON'T PAY ME OR THE OTHER INVESTORS, JUST THINK ABOUT YOUR SON! WE WANT AN EVENT UNTIL THE END OF FEBRUARY AND SOME MONEY RETURNED!!! WE WANT THE MONEY YOU PROMISED US!!
Pedro Benevides: But Boss, now I can get members from XHF Network to come over to Portugal. That's great news!
Pedro Benevides: Boss?
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Pedro Benevides: Boss?
The beeping sound of the call ending made Benevides realize that the investors group wouldn't accept excuses any longer. He looks quite demotivated as he looks around the pool embarassed. The sun isn't shining anymore, the weather isn't sweet and there's nobody to the rescue.
Pedro Benevides: Well... Time to spam wrestler's phones like a health insurance company! You can do this!
Benevides closes his laptop, picks up the towel wears his shirt and his slippers and leaves with a thoughtful look on his face.
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Benevides is almost outside the resort when he is stopped by the sweaty running waiter, that tries to catch his breath before speaking...
Waiter: *still catching his breath* Sir you didn't pay your entry. It's 100€!
Benevides looks at the waiter slowly, it seems that the world has fallen over him, he looks around and there are some people looking at this incident.
Pedro Benevides: OH!*smiles* I'm sure there is some misunderstanding. I'm hosted at this resort.
The waiter shakes his head saying "nope" to Pedro Benevides and extends his arm with the hand opened suggesting Benevides give the money.
Pedro Benevides: Alright, fine!
Benevides starts searching his pockets for a wallet... He really doesn't have one.
Pedro Benevides: OH! I forgot my wallet at the pool can you go and get it for me?
The waiter continues in the same pose shaking his head and saying no to Benevides.
Pedro Benevides: Alright! Alright! There you go...
Pedro Benevides: Alright! Alright! There you go...
Benevides reaches his pocket and...
THROWS SOME SAND INTO THE WAITER'S FACE!
Pedro Benevides: F*ck you!
Benevides starts running away, he loses his slippers but keeps running barefoot ...