Don't you forget about me (Tag Titles)
Jan 28, 2018 0:34:32 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Robbie A, and 2 more like this
Post by Venom 🕷 on Jan 28, 2018 0:34:32 GMT -5
A bear is sitting in a throne like arm chair. He’s laying across it the wrong way, his legs hanging over the arm of the chair and his head resting on the other arm.
“No Goldy, not like that.”
Says a voice from off camera.
“Goldy, you have to get the crown first, then you lay in the chair however you want, but you’ve gotta get the crown first.”
Venom walks into view as Goldbear II rolls over away from Venom and grunts.
“Oh Goldy.”
“I know we want the X*Crown in the GUNS too, but maybe we should try to talk Charlie out of retirement instead of training a bear.”
Mueller says as he walks from off camera.
“You know I’m all about bear and bear themed gimmicks in wrestling, but I’m not sure this is going to work.”
Venom drops his head.
“I hate to agree with you, because we’ve come a long way, but I think we screwed ourselves getting him in this match. I could get him to beat his opponent to the point of submission, but retrieving the crowd AND sitting in the chair just doesn’t seem to be happening.”
“You gave it the old college try, now maybe it’s time to focus and give this tag thing our full focus.”
Venom lifts his head and looks at Mueller with his head cocked.
“Really James, you think I’m not giving it my full focus?”
Mueller throws his hands up.
“Look, I’m not trying to insult you V, but it doesn’t always seem like your heart is in it and you’ve spent the last two hours training this bear while I’ve been training.”
“I get it James. I can understand how you might be worried, but I’m dedicated to this team. I’ve ran until I nearly died for you. I snuck into NASA during the government shutdown and sent my bear into space for you. I am dedicated to this. I’m dedicated to keeping these tag titles. In the words of Simple Minds, don’t you, forget about me.”
Venom pauses as the song plays…
…for no reason at all.
“I’m not forgetting about you, I’m just wondering if you’re still, you know, you.”
“Am I still me? Of course I am. I’m the one who beat the XHF Champion against all odds while I was already Tag Team Champion. I am the man who took a team with two of his best friends and dominated the biggest wrestling company in the world. I am the man who went to a rival company by himself that thought I couldn’t hang and won their title. I am the one who went to the next rival to the XHF after Mongo closed the doors and again raised to the top. I may seem like I’m down now, but I’m yeast,..”
“You are an infection to vaginas?
“NO! When you heat me up, I rise.”
“Well, am I heating you up?”
“YES! Let’s get in the damned ring.”
Venom and Mueller walk off camera as Goldbear II lets out a loud snore.
I hope you’re not forgetting about me.
I hope you know just who I am.
I hope you don’t think of me as the guy who likes to joke around with a bear.
I hope you know just how dangerous I really am.
I know you guys might not realize it. You guys might not know. How could you know? As far as most of you know all I’ve done here is lose to a washed up Hardcore Harry because he got his by a pig, fall short of winning the X*Crown and put on the greatest show on the Network. You don’t know about me.
You don’t know that I am the most decorate Tag Team Champion in XHF History. How could you? You couldn’t because I’ve been stuck in situations that make me look like a joke. Whether it is a match with a pig or now a match with two clowns how think they are from the future, you have only seen me as a part of some elaborate joke. I’m no joke, though.
I’m a 35-year-old man in the best shape of his life. I spent the years between New Championship Wrestling and my return to the XHF when the Network was former training by running five and ten Ks with my sons in Atlanta and spending time in Japan learning from the best fight trainers in the world. I have stepped my game up from a brilliant high flyer with technical skills into a true all around star with striking ability that is on par with the tops in this sport. I’m not some push over joke that you can look past. I’m a super star who will do anything to keep what is mine.
So, don’t you, forget about me, because if you do, you’ll be sorry, and you will be, just another causality.
“Why am I doing this James?”
Venom is in the ring, on a unicycle, driving in circles, holding a dumbbell in each hand while holding a book on his head.
“V, I hate to tell you this, but you’re only doing this so we can trend on YouTube.”
He jumps off the unicycle, drops the dumbells and takes the book and heaves it at Mueller who laughs as the book sails past his head.
“No Goldy, not like that.”
Says a voice from off camera.
“Goldy, you have to get the crown first, then you lay in the chair however you want, but you’ve gotta get the crown first.”
Venom walks into view as Goldbear II rolls over away from Venom and grunts.
“Oh Goldy.”
“I know we want the X*Crown in the GUNS too, but maybe we should try to talk Charlie out of retirement instead of training a bear.”
Mueller says as he walks from off camera.
“You know I’m all about bear and bear themed gimmicks in wrestling, but I’m not sure this is going to work.”
Venom drops his head.
“I hate to agree with you, because we’ve come a long way, but I think we screwed ourselves getting him in this match. I could get him to beat his opponent to the point of submission, but retrieving the crowd AND sitting in the chair just doesn’t seem to be happening.”
“You gave it the old college try, now maybe it’s time to focus and give this tag thing our full focus.”
Venom lifts his head and looks at Mueller with his head cocked.
“Really James, you think I’m not giving it my full focus?”
Mueller throws his hands up.
“Look, I’m not trying to insult you V, but it doesn’t always seem like your heart is in it and you’ve spent the last two hours training this bear while I’ve been training.”
“I get it James. I can understand how you might be worried, but I’m dedicated to this team. I’ve ran until I nearly died for you. I snuck into NASA during the government shutdown and sent my bear into space for you. I am dedicated to this. I’m dedicated to keeping these tag titles. In the words of Simple Minds, don’t you, forget about me.”
Venom pauses as the song plays…
…for no reason at all.
“I’m not forgetting about you, I’m just wondering if you’re still, you know, you.”
“Am I still me? Of course I am. I’m the one who beat the XHF Champion against all odds while I was already Tag Team Champion. I am the man who took a team with two of his best friends and dominated the biggest wrestling company in the world. I am the man who went to a rival company by himself that thought I couldn’t hang and won their title. I am the one who went to the next rival to the XHF after Mongo closed the doors and again raised to the top. I may seem like I’m down now, but I’m yeast,..”
“You are an infection to vaginas?
“NO! When you heat me up, I rise.”
“Well, am I heating you up?”
“YES! Let’s get in the damned ring.”
Venom and Mueller walk off camera as Goldbear II lets out a loud snore.
I hope you’re not forgetting about me.
I hope you know just who I am.
I hope you don’t think of me as the guy who likes to joke around with a bear.
I hope you know just how dangerous I really am.
I know you guys might not realize it. You guys might not know. How could you know? As far as most of you know all I’ve done here is lose to a washed up Hardcore Harry because he got his by a pig, fall short of winning the X*Crown and put on the greatest show on the Network. You don’t know about me.
You don’t know that I am the most decorate Tag Team Champion in XHF History. How could you? You couldn’t because I’ve been stuck in situations that make me look like a joke. Whether it is a match with a pig or now a match with two clowns how think they are from the future, you have only seen me as a part of some elaborate joke. I’m no joke, though.
I’m a 35-year-old man in the best shape of his life. I spent the years between New Championship Wrestling and my return to the XHF when the Network was former training by running five and ten Ks with my sons in Atlanta and spending time in Japan learning from the best fight trainers in the world. I have stepped my game up from a brilliant high flyer with technical skills into a true all around star with striking ability that is on par with the tops in this sport. I’m not some push over joke that you can look past. I’m a super star who will do anything to keep what is mine.
So, don’t you, forget about me, because if you do, you’ll be sorry, and you will be, just another causality.
“Why am I doing this James?”
Venom is in the ring, on a unicycle, driving in circles, holding a dumbbell in each hand while holding a book on his head.
“V, I hate to tell you this, but you’re only doing this so we can trend on YouTube.”
He jumps off the unicycle, drops the dumbells and takes the book and heaves it at Mueller who laughs as the book sails past his head.
