Post by La Familia Price on Jan 28, 2018 21:47:26 GMT -5
We just finished Addysin Starr and her slave Steel attack and lay out Ryan Shane at Bloody Assizes then Ryan and Nighthawk shaking hands after fending off the duo. My wife who was just running her hand up and down my perfectly toned chest slams her open hand on my peck.
"What the shit was that!?"
She clicks the power button on the remote to turn the TV off.
"I'm in my right mind to make a few phone calls and pull all our advertising. This is complete bull, THIS is what they thought would be a better match over JFK vs. Ryan Shane 2? Really!?"
I just sigh.
"Don't get me wrong dear, I love having you here for a whole week but there is no good reason for you not to be on this card."
"I agree but it seems that nCw's poor management has taken over IWF also."
"Say the word and I'll pull all our advertising."
"No, it's been beneficial to our companies also. Not yet at least, soon if things don't improve, if they don't wise up then we will hit them where it hurts, their wallet."
My phone vibrates and I take a look at it, a single text message with my match for the week, I feel a slow grin come over my face.
"What is it?"
"Management getting wise."
I show her the screen, she grins also.
"Heir to the Throne? About time they wised up."
"Not just that, it's a main event, and look who's in the match."
She looks again, a huge smile on her face.
"You got this. Imperial Champion JFK...has a nice ring to it."
"It does, but not as nice as Imperial Man Of Steel."
"OOooooo I like the way you think..."
She leans up to give me a long deep kiss.
"What the shit was that!?"
She clicks the power button on the remote to turn the TV off.
"I'm in my right mind to make a few phone calls and pull all our advertising. This is complete bull, THIS is what they thought would be a better match over JFK vs. Ryan Shane 2? Really!?"
I just sigh.
"Don't get me wrong dear, I love having you here for a whole week but there is no good reason for you not to be on this card."
"I agree but it seems that nCw's poor management has taken over IWF also."
"Say the word and I'll pull all our advertising."
"No, it's been beneficial to our companies also. Not yet at least, soon if things don't improve, if they don't wise up then we will hit them where it hurts, their wallet."
My phone vibrates and I take a look at it, a single text message with my match for the week, I feel a slow grin come over my face.
"What is it?"
"Management getting wise."
I show her the screen, she grins also.
"Heir to the Throne? About time they wised up."
"Not just that, it's a main event, and look who's in the match."
She looks again, a huge smile on her face.
"You got this. Imperial Champion JFK...has a nice ring to it."
"It does, but not as nice as Imperial Man Of Steel."
"OOooooo I like the way you think..."
She leans up to give me a long deep kiss.
With one little word the little birdy comes out to play.
#Immortal
But let me tell you something Falcon, or I'm sorry should I be addressing your mouth piece June? Doesn’t matter, both of you listen up.
Immortal had nothing to do with you Kyle, hell to be honest I haven’t even thought about you in years.
You haven’t been relevant in that time to even give a thought to. Not that I thought much of you in nCw either if we are being truthful.
I know it doesn’t stroke your ego, and a man like you needs his ego stroked all the time, maybe that's why you keep June around, or the fact that she has more charisma in her little finger than you do in your whole body, but the fact of the matter is.
It had nothing to do with you lil birdy. This is the age Immortals in the IWF, that is what I was referencing.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Not really, I could give two shits about you or your ego.
You're nothing more than a painted up spot monkey who slobbers on Angels royal rod.
Sorry, he's calling himself God now.
Ha...God.
You don't face God this week Kyle, no, oh no no no, this week you get into the ring with the Devil.
You better pray that God saves your soul because I plan on devouring it.
And as far as Ryan and me go? You know nothing little girl. I whooped Ryan’s ass from pillar to post, put on one of the best Man of Steel matches EVER, only to get caught by a lucky move in the middle of the ring, and yes, I tapped out, I tapped to fight another day because I know, WHEN...not if but WHEN I get Ryan in that ring again, the story will have a different ending.
Go ahead and ask Kyle all about lucky wins June, he's the master of the surprise roll up win.
That is if he ever finds his balls to be able to speak.
Speaking of balls.
Are yours working again Adam?
I mean don't get me wrong, you look good these days, you lost a lot of weight, lean, healthy looking.
It's amazing what happens when you drop the roids right?
Adam Knite, the big bad conquer, who....lets me be honest.
Who has always been completely over shadowed by his wife.
Ever wonder why we always picked on your wife Adam?
Ever wonder why we went after her and not you?
It's because she was relevant. She had the power. She wears the pants in that family, more so than her father, and most definitely more so than you.
Her shoulders must be tired from carrying you all this time.
Have you been able to do anything with your career since she gave up power? Looking at the history books here in the IWF tells me no. It's a lot harder now that you don't have your wife stacking the deck in your favor isn’t it Adam? A bit harder now that you are actually being tested against the wellness policy so you can't cheat with that needle in your ass?
I might not like Falcon as a person, but I respect the hell out of what he can do in that ring, but you Adam?
Only thing I respect about you is how well you treat your little sister Zelda, and if she wasn’t such a close personal friend of mine I'd be looking to take you out for good this week.
I'll settle with just dropping you on your head and putting the final nail in the coffin of your Imperial Championship dreams.
And while we are on the point of nails and needles.
Sup AJ?
Looking for my brother are you?
He's in a crack house somewhere on East 9th street in Cleveland with a needle in his arm and a crack pipe in his mouth.
I'm sure he'd love for you to join him.
Since he's dead to everyone else he knows.
But I think maybe just maybe you've already been hanging out with him because your memory seems just a bit…cloudy.
I failed to destroy my brother?
I guess you forgot the part where I buried his ass alive and left him for dead?
Or when I prevented him from winning the X*Crown in the 7 deadly sins match?
Or when I paved the way for him to make a comeback in nCw only to kick his head clean off his shoulders to the point where he was NEVER SEEN AGAIN!?
But yeah sure...
I failed...
OK!
I failed...
OK!
Dumbass...
Yeah, maybe I haven’t held the "big one" yet, mostly because it was never on my radar. I always had other agendas to take care of. And the fact that I've NEVER been in a ONE on ONE world title match.
But...I also didn't NEED a belt to be great. Want? Yes. NEED? Never.
Some champions NEED the belt, some belts NEED a champion. I'm the latter AJ. I define any titles I hold where you, you are defined by the titles you hold.
I don't NEED wrestling AJ, I do this for fun. I do this because I'm great at it, I do this because I enjoy entertaining the fans.
And trust me, every match I am in, is entertaining.
But mostly I do this because I enjoy beating the snot out of people who live for this, only to take it away from them.
But mostly I do this because I enjoy beating the snot out of people who live for this, only to take it away from them.
If I lose this tournament, it's no big deal. I'll still have my sponsorships, I'll still be on the cover of Forbes or ESPN, or even Men’s Health magazine. I'll still have my loving child and wife. I will still be James Franklin Karn.
But you AJ? This is your life, this means everything to you, and you are the type of person who cannot feel complete until you have a belt around your waist.
So it's going to be that much sweeter to prevent you from getting it.
To teach you a lesson in humility.
To teach you a lesson in humility.
I can’t believe I spent all those hours on the phone with you while you were going through your trials and tribulations with your now current wife.
I told you to do you AJ, I never once judged you for the situation, I was the one that had your back, who told you to follow your heart, fuck the haters and make yourself happy, and you did, and I'm happy for you AJ, I truly am.
Because at one time...
Because at one time...
You were like a brother to me AJ.
But we all know how I treat my brother.
Sucks to be you.