Post by Hungry Jack on Jan 31, 2018 3:11:06 GMT -5
Cancelled!!!
What did that wall ever do to you? Hungry Jack pulls his huge right fist from the living room wall of his Las Vegas condo. He lines up another shot...
Teddy Garrett: You need to calm down Jack.
The soothing voice of Teddy Garrett, life long friend and agent of Hungry Jack. He always has Jack’s best interest in mind.
Hungry Jack: How am I supposed to be calm at a time like this? That show was going to rocket me into stardom. I’m not getting any younger. There aren’t going to be many more chances. That could’ve been my last one.
It’s true. As he nears his mid forties, the clock is ticking. Jack thought the reality show Eat Me was going to be it. How could it not be?
Teddy Garrett: I know big guy, I know.
Hungry Jack: Do you know why?
Teddy Garrett: Ratings. It seems like people didn’t like the premise.
Hungry Jack: What’s not to like?
A reality show paired regular people with competitive eaters. It sounded promising.
Teddy Garrett: It just wasn’t for everyone, or anyone…
Hungry Jack: Um, everyone needs food Teddy…
After calming down a bit Jack takes a seat on the couch. Teddy goes to the fridge and comes back with a couple beers. He hands one to Jack as he takes a seat next to his best friend.
Hungry Jack: So what’s next? I know you’re already working on something.
Teddy Garrett: Well…
Hungry Jack: There is no one else I know who will work as hard as you to keep my brand strong.
Teddy Garrett: There is…
Hungry Jack: I can’t wait to hear the great opportunities you are working on for me! Go ahead and lay it on me!
Teddy Garrett: Professional wrestling…
If there were crickets in the home of Hungry Jack you would be hearing them.
Hungry Jack: No…
Well I guess that’s that...thanks for reading.
Teddy Garrett: Let me tell you about it Jack. I think you might change your mind.
Jack cracks open his Budweiser, no light beer for him, so sir. He downs it all at once.
Hungry Jack: Ok, I guess I’m ready.
Teddy Garrett: It’s a new company called Combat, it’s based out of Boston. It’s small but I think if you get in on the ground floor you could find yourself on the fast track to success.
Hungry Jack: So it’s not even one of the big companies?
Teddy Garrett: It’s part of the XHF Network…
That makes it a lot more tempting. Could this be a good idea after all?
Hungry Jack: It’s been awhile since I’ve wrestled. I’m not sure if I got it anymore. I’ve never been in the best shape and well the last time I checked, I don’t think round is in.
Teddy Garrett: I know you will just fine. It’s competition…
This brings a smile to the face of Jack. He’s never met a competition he didn’t like, or try to win.
Hungry Jack: I not saying I’m in, but if I was...what’s the next step?
Teddy Garrett: All you have to do is sign.
Hungry Jack: I guess I’ll look them over next time you stop by.
Teddy Garrett: I have the contract in my briefcase…
Hungry Jack: You know me to well.
Teddy gets to his feet to retrieve the Combat Wrestling contract.
Hungry Jack: You might as well get me another beer. If I’m seriously going to do this, I’m going to need it.
Teddy hurries back and hands Jack the beer. He then opens his first and the two have a toast.
Hungry Jack: To new beginnings.
Teddy Garrett: To new beginnings…
What did that wall ever do to you? Hungry Jack pulls his huge right fist from the living room wall of his Las Vegas condo. He lines up another shot...
Teddy Garrett: You need to calm down Jack.
The soothing voice of Teddy Garrett, life long friend and agent of Hungry Jack. He always has Jack’s best interest in mind.
Hungry Jack: How am I supposed to be calm at a time like this? That show was going to rocket me into stardom. I’m not getting any younger. There aren’t going to be many more chances. That could’ve been my last one.
It’s true. As he nears his mid forties, the clock is ticking. Jack thought the reality show Eat Me was going to be it. How could it not be?
Teddy Garrett: I know big guy, I know.
Hungry Jack: Do you know why?
Teddy Garrett: Ratings. It seems like people didn’t like the premise.
Hungry Jack: What’s not to like?
A reality show paired regular people with competitive eaters. It sounded promising.
Teddy Garrett: It just wasn’t for everyone, or anyone…
Hungry Jack: Um, everyone needs food Teddy…
After calming down a bit Jack takes a seat on the couch. Teddy goes to the fridge and comes back with a couple beers. He hands one to Jack as he takes a seat next to his best friend.
Hungry Jack: So what’s next? I know you’re already working on something.
Teddy Garrett: Well…
Hungry Jack: There is no one else I know who will work as hard as you to keep my brand strong.
Teddy Garrett: There is…
Hungry Jack: I can’t wait to hear the great opportunities you are working on for me! Go ahead and lay it on me!
Teddy Garrett: Professional wrestling…
If there were crickets in the home of Hungry Jack you would be hearing them.
Hungry Jack: No…
Well I guess that’s that...thanks for reading.
Teddy Garrett: Let me tell you about it Jack. I think you might change your mind.
Jack cracks open his Budweiser, no light beer for him, so sir. He downs it all at once.
Hungry Jack: Ok, I guess I’m ready.
Teddy Garrett: It’s a new company called Combat, it’s based out of Boston. It’s small but I think if you get in on the ground floor you could find yourself on the fast track to success.
Hungry Jack: So it’s not even one of the big companies?
Teddy Garrett: It’s part of the XHF Network…
That makes it a lot more tempting. Could this be a good idea after all?
Hungry Jack: It’s been awhile since I’ve wrestled. I’m not sure if I got it anymore. I’ve never been in the best shape and well the last time I checked, I don’t think round is in.
Teddy Garrett: I know you will just fine. It’s competition…
This brings a smile to the face of Jack. He’s never met a competition he didn’t like, or try to win.
Hungry Jack: I not saying I’m in, but if I was...what’s the next step?
Teddy Garrett: All you have to do is sign.
Hungry Jack: I guess I’ll look them over next time you stop by.
Teddy Garrett: I have the contract in my briefcase…
Hungry Jack: You know me to well.
Teddy gets to his feet to retrieve the Combat Wrestling contract.
Hungry Jack: You might as well get me another beer. If I’m seriously going to do this, I’m going to need it.
Teddy hurries back and hands Jack the beer. He then opens his first and the two have a toast.
Hungry Jack: To new beginnings.
Teddy Garrett: To new beginnings…
Combat Wrestling…
You are the company that has been chosen to host the wrestling comeback of Hungry Jack! I know this is very exciting news, and believe me when I say, I’m excited for you! How does it feel to have one of the BIGGEST stars in all of wrestling helping to kickstart it all?
I will tell you! It’s amazing!
I know that there are some of you asking yourself, who is this fat ass and why should I care? I’m your new favorite wrestler. If you haven’t seen me in my previous runs or my run as a reality TV star, you’re going to be in for quite a treat.
I know I don’t fit the mold of your usual wrestler. I’m not covered in muscles, and I’m not all that athletically gifted. What I do bring to the table, besides a not so healthy appetite, is a competitive spirit like no other. That comes for a long career as a competitive eater. What that means is, I like to win, and I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.
I’m not here to be loved, or cheered, I’m here to be the best and prove that you don’t have to fit a certain mold. I think it’s pretty obvious that the mold that made me was one of a kind.
So that being said...who’s the competition?
Max Ramsey and Kilian Kold.
It makes sense that I would be booked against two different men. It would be unfair to expect only one man to get the job done. When it comes to competition I’m used to going up against one than one person at a time. The difference is, while I have finished in second or third place before, I was still rewarded. If I lose this match, even if I’m not the one to be beaten, I still lose. There is no runner up.
That’s fine with me!
I didn’t come here to play second fiddle. If you ask me I should have been in the main event. I could have brought a whole new aspect to it, but I understand. Don’t worry I will be at the top soon enough.
Who’s going to stop me?
Max Ramsey?
Am I supposed to be intimidated by him? I know he has the ring ability and the look, in a lot of ways he is the complete opposite of yours truly. I’ve seen a lot of guys like him in this world. He’s the type of guy who used to pick on me in high school. The big cocky jock type. The kind of guy who are a dime a dozen in this business.
If you look in any locker room you will see a bunch of guys who have the look at the ability. What makes you so special Max? What makes you so phenomenal? If I wasn’t looking at a picture of you I wouldn’t be able to pick you out of a lineup. No one will have that problem when it comes to Hungry Jack.
There is only one Prince of Plus Size and you are looking at him!
I know in this business you have to have a certain level of confidence. If you don’t think you’ll win then you won’t. So I expect anyone who has signed on the line to compete for Combat to exude confidence. Then there are people like you Max who are borderline delusional. Max’s world? You’re living in your own world alright. But here in the real world we deal it actuality.
In your mind you might me the only man who matters, but when I get my hand on you I think you will find that when it comes to Hungry Jack, it’s size that matters.
Wait...I guess you already know that.
The other man I will be facing is Killian Kold.
Obviously this sounds like the name of someone ripped right out of the pages of a comic book. I bet he even has “ice powers”. In a day and age where superhero movies are all the rage it doesn’t surprise me. Well I’m no hero and I don’t need an arch nemesis.
Wait?
He isn’t some scheming super villain?
My mistake.
I guess what we really have is...a Spike Kane fanboy.
I guess that isn’t really too bad. I mean the man has had a long and successful career. There are worse people to look up to I guess. Well...maybe not, but those people aren’t responsible for my paychecks now are they?
One thing I can say is that the wrestling world really doesn’t need another Spike Kane. Love him or hate him, one is enough. It’s not healthy to obsess over someone else. In the case of Killian Kold I can just see him ripping the face off of Spike Kane and wearing it like a mask. It’s all quite disturbing.
It’s almost enough to make me lose my appetite...almost.
The easiest way to stop all of this from possibly happening is to just beat Killian Kold. If you want to replace Spike you got to win. If you don’t win, you can’t be spoken in the same breath of the man. All I have to do is beat Kold and I could save the world from a lot of tragic events.
I could be a superhero after all.
I know Killian is considered a big man, but compared to me...well not so much. I plan on throwing my weight around and that’s going to be enough. Truth is...I don’t think Kold is all there. I’m not sure he’s bright enough to realize when he is a bad situation. I don’t think he cares.
Do I think he wants to hurt me? Yes.
Do I think he can? Maybe.
Will I let him? No,
At Friday Night Fury three men are going to step into the ring looking to make their mark on Combat Wrestling. We all have our goals, and our agendas. So there is only one thing left to say?
Who’s Hungry?
You are the company that has been chosen to host the wrestling comeback of Hungry Jack! I know this is very exciting news, and believe me when I say, I’m excited for you! How does it feel to have one of the BIGGEST stars in all of wrestling helping to kickstart it all?
I will tell you! It’s amazing!
I know that there are some of you asking yourself, who is this fat ass and why should I care? I’m your new favorite wrestler. If you haven’t seen me in my previous runs or my run as a reality TV star, you’re going to be in for quite a treat.
I know I don’t fit the mold of your usual wrestler. I’m not covered in muscles, and I’m not all that athletically gifted. What I do bring to the table, besides a not so healthy appetite, is a competitive spirit like no other. That comes for a long career as a competitive eater. What that means is, I like to win, and I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.
I’m not here to be loved, or cheered, I’m here to be the best and prove that you don’t have to fit a certain mold. I think it’s pretty obvious that the mold that made me was one of a kind.
So that being said...who’s the competition?
Max Ramsey and Kilian Kold.
It makes sense that I would be booked against two different men. It would be unfair to expect only one man to get the job done. When it comes to competition I’m used to going up against one than one person at a time. The difference is, while I have finished in second or third place before, I was still rewarded. If I lose this match, even if I’m not the one to be beaten, I still lose. There is no runner up.
That’s fine with me!
I didn’t come here to play second fiddle. If you ask me I should have been in the main event. I could have brought a whole new aspect to it, but I understand. Don’t worry I will be at the top soon enough.
Who’s going to stop me?
Max Ramsey?
Am I supposed to be intimidated by him? I know he has the ring ability and the look, in a lot of ways he is the complete opposite of yours truly. I’ve seen a lot of guys like him in this world. He’s the type of guy who used to pick on me in high school. The big cocky jock type. The kind of guy who are a dime a dozen in this business.
If you look in any locker room you will see a bunch of guys who have the look at the ability. What makes you so special Max? What makes you so phenomenal? If I wasn’t looking at a picture of you I wouldn’t be able to pick you out of a lineup. No one will have that problem when it comes to Hungry Jack.
There is only one Prince of Plus Size and you are looking at him!
I know in this business you have to have a certain level of confidence. If you don’t think you’ll win then you won’t. So I expect anyone who has signed on the line to compete for Combat to exude confidence. Then there are people like you Max who are borderline delusional. Max’s world? You’re living in your own world alright. But here in the real world we deal it actuality.
In your mind you might me the only man who matters, but when I get my hand on you I think you will find that when it comes to Hungry Jack, it’s size that matters.
Wait...I guess you already know that.
The other man I will be facing is Killian Kold.
Obviously this sounds like the name of someone ripped right out of the pages of a comic book. I bet he even has “ice powers”. In a day and age where superhero movies are all the rage it doesn’t surprise me. Well I’m no hero and I don’t need an arch nemesis.
Wait?
He isn’t some scheming super villain?
My mistake.
I guess what we really have is...a Spike Kane fanboy.
I guess that isn’t really too bad. I mean the man has had a long and successful career. There are worse people to look up to I guess. Well...maybe not, but those people aren’t responsible for my paychecks now are they?
One thing I can say is that the wrestling world really doesn’t need another Spike Kane. Love him or hate him, one is enough. It’s not healthy to obsess over someone else. In the case of Killian Kold I can just see him ripping the face off of Spike Kane and wearing it like a mask. It’s all quite disturbing.
It’s almost enough to make me lose my appetite...almost.
The easiest way to stop all of this from possibly happening is to just beat Killian Kold. If you want to replace Spike you got to win. If you don’t win, you can’t be spoken in the same breath of the man. All I have to do is beat Kold and I could save the world from a lot of tragic events.
I could be a superhero after all.
I know Killian is considered a big man, but compared to me...well not so much. I plan on throwing my weight around and that’s going to be enough. Truth is...I don’t think Kold is all there. I’m not sure he’s bright enough to realize when he is a bad situation. I don’t think he cares.
Do I think he wants to hurt me? Yes.
Do I think he can? Maybe.
Will I let him? No,
At Friday Night Fury three men are going to step into the ring looking to make their mark on Combat Wrestling. We all have our goals, and our agendas. So there is only one thing left to say?
Who’s Hungry?