Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Feb 1, 2018 8:53:41 GMT -5
*The scene opens in Mongo's personal penthouse above XHF Time Square, the XHF's official restaurant, Bongo and BDD are walking in as Mongo is looking out the blinds with binoculars in a wheelchair*
Mongo:...Took you two long enough
Bongo: Oh, sorry, Doggy Dog saw a hydrant
Mongo: Damn Brain man, your bladder is the size of a pea!
BDD: Sorry, whats so important anyway?
Mongo: Look over there, look at him
Bongo: Who?
Mongo: Across the street, Vince McMahon looking at me through a telescope, that bastard!
Bongo: You know, maybe if you stopped starring at him, he'd stop looking at you
Mongo: You see, that's why own the company and you don't
BDD: Hey, can I look through those for a second?
Mongo: Sure
*BDD starts looking at the city of New York*
Bongo: So, um, why are you in a wheelchair?
Mongo: Because I'm injured dumbass
Bongo: Well, according to your doctor, you only broke a rib and had a mild heart attack
Mongo: Exactly, I'm injured
BDD: Hey look over there!
*Mongo looks through his binoculars in the direction that BDD is pointing*
Mongo: Well I'll be damned, it's Ted Turner, and he's crying
Bongo: Again?
Mongo: Yep. Now, to the business at hand
*Mongo wheels around to his desk, which has been set up by the window*
Mongo: Is my WRWF belt back from the cleaners?
Bongo: Yeah, it's in your office
Mongo: *Starting quiet but getting louder* I'm injured, how the hell do you expect ME TO GET DOWN TO MY OFFICE!?!
Bongo: Er, um, I'll go get it, come on Dog
*Mongo starts wheeling after Bongo and BDD, who are a little freaked out by Mongo*
Mongo: I'm not done with you yet g-
*Mongo forgets that his penthouse has some steps in it for looks and the wheelchair tips over with Mongo in it*
Mongo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Call my doctor!!!
Bongo:I'm on it!
*The door flings open as Reak busts in the room*
Reak: Holy s___t! It sounded like an elephant fell in here wh-
*Reak sees Mongo sprawled out on the floor like a beached whale*
Reak: Oh, hey Mongo
*Mongo sniffs a second*
Mongo: Do I smell pot?
*The camera fades as Bongo and BDD run out to avoid the almost sure to come anti drug tirade, plus anything else Mongo can yell about*
Mongo:...Took you two long enough
Bongo: Oh, sorry, Doggy Dog saw a hydrant
Mongo: Damn Brain man, your bladder is the size of a pea!
BDD: Sorry, whats so important anyway?
Mongo: Look over there, look at him
Bongo: Who?
Mongo: Across the street, Vince McMahon looking at me through a telescope, that bastard!
Bongo: You know, maybe if you stopped starring at him, he'd stop looking at you
Mongo: You see, that's why own the company and you don't
BDD: Hey, can I look through those for a second?
Mongo: Sure
*BDD starts looking at the city of New York*
Bongo: So, um, why are you in a wheelchair?
Mongo: Because I'm injured dumbass
Bongo: Well, according to your doctor, you only broke a rib and had a mild heart attack
Mongo: Exactly, I'm injured
BDD: Hey look over there!
*Mongo looks through his binoculars in the direction that BDD is pointing*
Mongo: Well I'll be damned, it's Ted Turner, and he's crying
Bongo: Again?
Mongo: Yep. Now, to the business at hand
*Mongo wheels around to his desk, which has been set up by the window*
Mongo: Is my WRWF belt back from the cleaners?
Bongo: Yeah, it's in your office
Mongo: *Starting quiet but getting louder* I'm injured, how the hell do you expect ME TO GET DOWN TO MY OFFICE!?!
Bongo: Er, um, I'll go get it, come on Dog
*Mongo starts wheeling after Bongo and BDD, who are a little freaked out by Mongo*
Mongo: I'm not done with you yet g-
*Mongo forgets that his penthouse has some steps in it for looks and the wheelchair tips over with Mongo in it*
Mongo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Call my doctor!!!
Bongo:I'm on it!
*The door flings open as Reak busts in the room*
Reak: Holy s___t! It sounded like an elephant fell in here wh-
*Reak sees Mongo sprawled out on the floor like a beached whale*
Reak: Oh, hey Mongo
*Mongo sniffs a second*
Mongo: Do I smell pot?
*The camera fades as Bongo and BDD run out to avoid the almost sure to come anti drug tirade, plus anything else Mongo can yell about*