Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Feb 1, 2018 9:19:34 GMT -5
OOC: Co-Written by Hulk Hogan (iamrvd), Shock, and Freestyle (Ian/Curtis Bauer)
*The camera opens as Mongo leans over his desk, he squirms and fidgets, staring straight ahead of him, the camera pans over to reveal the immortal Hulk Hogan across from him*
Hogan: Is this going anywhere brother?
*Mongo fidgets and squirms some more then finally begins to speak*
Mongo: You know, it's real, um, hard to, find the words to tell you this
Hogan: We're all friends here brother
Mongo: Yes, well, um, that doesn't make this any easier at this point
Hogan: Well brother, lay it on me
Mongo: Umm, ok, I think your son may be on drugs, now I havn't been able to prove it, but if he is caught, he could be fired.
*Mongo squirms in his chair waiting for Hogan's response*
*Hulk Hogan looks at Mongo with an angry look*
Hogan: Listen Brother, There's nothing wrong with me son Smoking Weed. Is it messing up his matches? Is it affecting The other Wrestlers? I think Not,and as a matter of fact since you said you would fire him if you caught him doing drugs wouldn't you fire Rage and who ever else Drinks Beer? So If your gonna make a big deal out of this brother, Your gonna see my attorney.
*Hogan Walks out of his office. Outside the office,Hogan runs into Shock*
Shock: I overheard what just happened,and I have an offer to make you,how about you and me against that @#%$, Mongo and a partner of his choosing at Gaestro? It would an honor to team with you and kick Mongo's ass at the same time.
*Hogan looks at shock with confusion*
Hogan: Listen Brother I have no clue who the hell you are and you quite frankly scared the @#%$ out of me.
*Hogan thinks back*
Hogan: Oh yeah you're shock right?
*Shock shakes his head*
Hogan: Well it seem to me that the card for Gastro as been already made and I don't have any problems as of now with Mongo. Maybe if he pisses me of enough I will have to RUN WILD ON HIM. But also I'm getting old I dunno if I can take all those bumps and slams. For now I'm sticking to managing my son so he can be the next IMMORTAL ONE.
*The camera then cuts back to Mongo, who is absolutely irate in his office, as he throws his desk in anger as well as destroying everything else in his office, he yells*
Mongo: God dammit! Dammit! Who the hell does he think he is!?! I'll show him!!!! Reak is going to be my bitch when I'm done!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Mongo then angrily sets up his desk back up, closes his hand as he sits down, and calmly presses a button on the phone*
Mongo: Bonnie?
Bonnie Jenkins: Yes Mr. Destroyer?
Mongo: Could you send in Bongo, oh, and the janitor, I made a little mess
Bonnie: I'm sorry, but the janitor is off
Mongo: Dammit!
*Mongo then throws something at the door*
Mongo: I mean, er, uh, that'll be fine, Bongo should be able to handle it
Bonnie: Yes sir
*Mongo then presses the button, he wipes off his head, partly obstructing his face, when he removes his hand, a sick, sick smile is seen on his face as he begins to laugh maniacally*
*Freestyle walks into Mongo's office as he is laughing and just looks at him. Mongo stops...*
FS: Hey man, whats this I hear about Reak might being fired? I mean, you can't fire him! He is the Reak dude! Besides, that just leaves me and Hardcore Kid and between you and me, he has a bit of a odor smell. Phew!