Post by crystal on Feb 1, 2018 16:15:23 GMT -5
Dallas Texas
Zelda’s Apartment
For as long as Crystal could remember. It was a long time since her best friend had competed inside of the ring. Crystal had traveled all the way from Los Angeles, to Dallas Texas to visit her best friend in order to make sure that she was ready for her long journey back to the inside of the ring. Crystal couldn’t help but smile as she stood outside of Zelda’s apartment door. She rang the buzzer and waited impatiently as she tapped her feet anxiously on the floor in hopes of someone answering the door. A few moments went by and finally the door slowly cracked open. Crystal offered a very disgusted expression on her face as she saw that there was a redhead standing in front of her. Crystal rolled her eyes as she beamed daggers into the redhead.
Crystal: “Who the hell are you?!”
The woman was none other than Zelda Knite but Zelda smiled as she glared right back at Crystal.
Zelda: “Last time I checked I was your best friend unless something changed over these past few years.”
Crystal’s jaw dropped as she shook her head in disgust.
Crystal: “Your hair is red!”
Zelda: “At least it’s not purple like yours!”
Crystal was speechless as she crossed her arms together and offered a slight nodding of the head. She rolled her eyes as she sighed in return.
Crystal: “I know my hair is purple but that doesn’t explain why you had the sudden change! I thought the over the top shenanigans was sort of my thing!”
Zelda: “By over the top you mean how horrendous your acting is right?! Because if that’s the case I am sure there are a lot of Walmart stores everywhere that want to fill their bargain bins with your straight to dvd movies! Who knows you might end up being one of those Netflix movies that people only watch when they have a pick a bad movie Monday night ordeal!”
Crystal angrily shakes her head glaring daggers at Zelda.
Crystal: “No we aren’t doing this! My stuff isn’t bargain bin material! It’s really awesome!”
Zelda: “Awesome? Look I am your best friend you know I wouldn’t lie to you right? I am here to always tell you the truth and just trust me when I say it’s far from being awesome. It’s no different from the way you have been wrestling lately.”
Crystal: “My wrestling?!”
Zelda nods her head in return.
Zelda: “Yes your wrestling, it’s awful could definitely use improvement. I mean out of everyone I had the up close viewing of all of those matches where I managed you. So….”
Crystal: “Bullshit Z! Take that back!”
Zelda shakes her head.
Zelda: “Nope… The reality is that you need me. You have always needed me to help guide you along. Crystal Hilton just isn’t the same without having Zelda Knite attached to your hips. Think about it we were Every Man’s Fantasy together. When we decided to date Infamous it was together. I helped you become a better gamer, and every major accomplishment that you have ever had I was always right there at your side.”
Crystal: “Sounds funny coming from a woman who hasn’t even wrestled in like 5 years!”
Zelda: “And I bet I could still….”
Crystal: “Don’t you dare finish that statement. I was going to be nice. I just wanted to come over here and help you get into shape but since you want to act like this it looks like I have no choice.”
Zelda places her hands on her hips.
Zelda: “No choice for what exactly? “
Crystal: “For the way we are going to settle this. It’s been a long time coming but you and me 1 on 1…. In any video game of your choosing we are going to settle this tonight!”
Zelda sits there dumbfounded as she looks back at Crystal.
Zelda: “You can’t be serious can you? Wait you are serious… Look I am ways above your league.”
Crystal: “You think so? Since those days of NCW I have become a worldwide sensation! I have been invited to Comic Con after Comic Con. I have been to various video game conferences. I have become the total package of Every Man’s Wet Dream and you will find out for yourself.”
Zelda: “Fine you are on but don’t say I didn’t warn you…”
Crystal can only grin evilly in respond as she motions her head welcoming the challenge.
Crystal and Zelda are sitting back to back glaring at their own television screens. Ironically the game they seem to be playing is none other than Friday the 13th the Game. From the looks of it Zelda is playing as the nerdy girl Deborah and Crystal is playing as the fast track black girl Vanessa. (Go figure!) They both seem to be in the heat of the game as Zelda screams at Crystal.
Zelda: “Crystal what are you doing?! I fixed the car… Hurry up so we can escape!”
Crystal: “Nope… I’m taking the mask!”
Zelda: “I’ll leave without you!”
Crystal: “Thunderswingers don’t escape… We go for the kill…. OH MY GOD I TOOK THE MASK!!!!!! I’m going for the shack!!!”
They seem to be deeper into the game and Crystal’s character could be seen right towards the car allowing Jason to crash right into the car. He pulls Zelda out of the car.
Zelda: “A little help Crystal….”
Crystal: “I got the SWEATER AND THE AXE… LET’S DO THIS!!! I’M COMING Z!!!”
Crystal reaches Zelda but as she makes it to her Zelda’s character gets choked out. Crystal panics and dives through a closed window.
Zelda: “Was that really necessary? You could have opened the window… Like I said over the top… OH MY GOD TOMMY JARVIS!!! I GET TO PLAY AS TOMMY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!”
EMF: “WE ARE GOING FOR THE KILL!!!!!!!
Moments later everything is perfect Crystal is lined up in front of Jason. Zelda has the Axe. Crystal uses the Sweater and Zelda ends up killing Jason. Both girls are overly excited as they turn around and give each other a hi five.
Zelda: “WE DID IT!!!”
Crystal: “We?! That was my awesome sweater skills that got us that kill…”
Zelda: “Can I at least get some respect?”
Crystal: “Nope… ROLL CREDITS!!!”
Zelda: “But I got the kill! I helped you!”
Crystal: “Nope… You still died I didn’t….”
Zelda: “Fine… How about we go double or nothing on Mass Effect…”
Crystal: “Nope I’m good…”
Zelda: “Come on chicken!!!! Come on you pus…”
Crystal: “Fine but you know I will beat you because I’m a Thunderswinger!”
Zelda: “No I was one first! You are always ruining things just like how you killed Tommy The Cat with your fat butt!”
Crystal: “…What exactly is a Thunder Swinger?!”
Zelda: “To be honest I really don’t know… We need to ask Roxi to clarify that…”
They both look at each other dumbfounded as we go elsewhere.
Zelda’s Apartment
For as long as Crystal could remember. It was a long time since her best friend had competed inside of the ring. Crystal had traveled all the way from Los Angeles, to Dallas Texas to visit her best friend in order to make sure that she was ready for her long journey back to the inside of the ring. Crystal couldn’t help but smile as she stood outside of Zelda’s apartment door. She rang the buzzer and waited impatiently as she tapped her feet anxiously on the floor in hopes of someone answering the door. A few moments went by and finally the door slowly cracked open. Crystal offered a very disgusted expression on her face as she saw that there was a redhead standing in front of her. Crystal rolled her eyes as she beamed daggers into the redhead.
Crystal: “Who the hell are you?!”
The woman was none other than Zelda Knite but Zelda smiled as she glared right back at Crystal.
Zelda: “Last time I checked I was your best friend unless something changed over these past few years.”
Crystal’s jaw dropped as she shook her head in disgust.
Crystal: “Your hair is red!”
Zelda: “At least it’s not purple like yours!”
Crystal was speechless as she crossed her arms together and offered a slight nodding of the head. She rolled her eyes as she sighed in return.
Crystal: “I know my hair is purple but that doesn’t explain why you had the sudden change! I thought the over the top shenanigans was sort of my thing!”
Zelda: “By over the top you mean how horrendous your acting is right?! Because if that’s the case I am sure there are a lot of Walmart stores everywhere that want to fill their bargain bins with your straight to dvd movies! Who knows you might end up being one of those Netflix movies that people only watch when they have a pick a bad movie Monday night ordeal!”
Crystal angrily shakes her head glaring daggers at Zelda.
Crystal: “No we aren’t doing this! My stuff isn’t bargain bin material! It’s really awesome!”
Zelda: “Awesome? Look I am your best friend you know I wouldn’t lie to you right? I am here to always tell you the truth and just trust me when I say it’s far from being awesome. It’s no different from the way you have been wrestling lately.”
Crystal: “My wrestling?!”
Zelda nods her head in return.
Zelda: “Yes your wrestling, it’s awful could definitely use improvement. I mean out of everyone I had the up close viewing of all of those matches where I managed you. So….”
Crystal: “Bullshit Z! Take that back!”
Zelda shakes her head.
Zelda: “Nope… The reality is that you need me. You have always needed me to help guide you along. Crystal Hilton just isn’t the same without having Zelda Knite attached to your hips. Think about it we were Every Man’s Fantasy together. When we decided to date Infamous it was together. I helped you become a better gamer, and every major accomplishment that you have ever had I was always right there at your side.”
Crystal: “Sounds funny coming from a woman who hasn’t even wrestled in like 5 years!”
Zelda: “And I bet I could still….”
Crystal: “Don’t you dare finish that statement. I was going to be nice. I just wanted to come over here and help you get into shape but since you want to act like this it looks like I have no choice.”
Zelda places her hands on her hips.
Zelda: “No choice for what exactly? “
Crystal: “For the way we are going to settle this. It’s been a long time coming but you and me 1 on 1…. In any video game of your choosing we are going to settle this tonight!”
Zelda sits there dumbfounded as she looks back at Crystal.
Zelda: “You can’t be serious can you? Wait you are serious… Look I am ways above your league.”
Crystal: “You think so? Since those days of NCW I have become a worldwide sensation! I have been invited to Comic Con after Comic Con. I have been to various video game conferences. I have become the total package of Every Man’s Wet Dream and you will find out for yourself.”
Zelda: “Fine you are on but don’t say I didn’t warn you…”
Crystal can only grin evilly in respond as she motions her head welcoming the challenge.
Stars and Starlets, and to the rest of my adoring public, just in case you might not realize it yet I am Crystal Hilton. I am the single focal point of this women’s division in Combat Wrestling, and to be blunt there isn’t a single damn thing that anybody can say to tell me differently. I am a worldwide star. I bring the star power and my name carries so much weight in the wrestling industry.
I know on this very first edition of Friday Night Fury you are all in for a special treat. That’s right you should be amazed and thrilled because you get to see me wrestle.
Were you expecting me to talk about EMF reuniting to wrestle against the likes of Dawn and Caitlyn? To be honest as great as that might be I am the one you should be happy about because I am going to shake the very foundation of this entire company with my wrestling. I am entering that ring with a vision and a purpose. The purpose to show that the roles have reversed over the years. I love Zelda don’t get my wrong. Outside of the ring we are best friends, we are closer than sisters but as soon as that bell rings I am in that ring for only one purpose, and that’s to make sure that I look good.
My entire life I had to deal with a bunch of haters telling me that I wasn’t good enough. I had to deal with people telling me that I never mattered and I was forever going to be linked to the women that I walked beside. It didn’t matter if it was Zelda Knite here, Ana Valentine, or any other name. People are quick to put an asterisk next to all of my accomplishments and no sell me like I don’t hold any value or level of importance but you all can go choke on a banana.
In order words suck it because I know for a fact that I am the best in the business, and the moment that I signed my name on the dotted line of Combat Wrestling I was in it to prove exactly that. I was in it to prove that I am no sidekick, I don’t stand in anyone’s shadow but I am proud to be your spotlight, I am thrilled to be the featured attraction.
The woman whose name should be lit up on the big Marquee after all I am Hollywood. I do understand it though I will be judged by my past. I will be judged because things may not have gone my way in this past year. I might called a loser over and over again but to be honest you can all blow me because in my eyes Combat Wrestling is a fresh start. It’s a place where the restart button has been hit at least to me and I can start things off on the right foot.
So roll the tape, get the camera ready because you get to see yet another origin story.
What you don’t want one? Look if Batman can do an Origin story like 5 times across so many movies and in the Gotham series, and Superman can do it, and Spider Man can do it why can’t I?
Why should I just keep turning the other cheek so you can beat me down over and over again.
Eff off Caitlyn and Dawn you haven’t been through what I have. You haven’t been the victim of 3 separate divorces. You haven’t been shone by the ones you loved. You haven’t walked a day in my shoes so don’t you dare even judge me like you know what’s going on with me.
I honestly haven’t been in the best mindset this past year. I was dealing with a nasty divorce. Of course it’s going to have a toll on me. OF course it’s going to impact my wrestling but I don’t want your pity because I never took a break. Despite losing over and over again I kept at it because that’s what true stars do.
I am not one of those Hollywood stars who leaves when times are tough or to film a movie. I bust my ass in that ring all the time even when I physically can’t handle it. I guess that makes me dumb.
Zelda I love you to death don’t get that twisted but in this reboot I will not be the Tales to your Sonic.
I will not be the Robin to your Batman.
I am not your sidekick, not by any means.
I have been longing to simply be better than you. The real reason I got you to comeback is for when the day comes to best you when it matters. I guess that makes me the Vegeta to your Goku…
OH NO WE ALL KNOW HOW YOU HATE ANIME REFERENCES ESPECIALLY DBZ ONES BUT GUESS WHAT DEAL WITH IT!!!!!
This is who I am and if you really want to be friends I guess you could be the Sailor Mars to my Sailor Moon. You could be the smart one, you could be the best friend who is always getting on my case but at the end of the day I AM THE LEADER!!!
That’s how it should be and….
Crystal are you done talking?!
Z I am in the middle of a promo can a girl just finish her thought?!
NOPE… You wanted me to get back in the game you think you are better than me?! We have a video game to play so I am ending this with our catchphrase ahem….
ZELDA don’t you fucking dare!
She’s your Hollywood Hottie….
…
Crystal Just say it!
And she is your Gaming Sensation
And together we are your FANTASY COME TO LIFE!!!!
GAME OVER!!
IT’S SHOWTIME!!! LET’S GO MAKE A MOVIE!!!! LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!!!!
Crystal and Zelda are sitting back to back glaring at their own television screens. Ironically the game they seem to be playing is none other than Friday the 13th the Game. From the looks of it Zelda is playing as the nerdy girl Deborah and Crystal is playing as the fast track black girl Vanessa. (Go figure!) They both seem to be in the heat of the game as Zelda screams at Crystal.
Zelda: “Crystal what are you doing?! I fixed the car… Hurry up so we can escape!”
Crystal: “Nope… I’m taking the mask!”
Zelda: “I’ll leave without you!”
Crystal: “Thunderswingers don’t escape… We go for the kill…. OH MY GOD I TOOK THE MASK!!!!!! I’m going for the shack!!!”
They seem to be deeper into the game and Crystal’s character could be seen right towards the car allowing Jason to crash right into the car. He pulls Zelda out of the car.
Zelda: “A little help Crystal….”
Crystal: “I got the SWEATER AND THE AXE… LET’S DO THIS!!! I’M COMING Z!!!”
Crystal reaches Zelda but as she makes it to her Zelda’s character gets choked out. Crystal panics and dives through a closed window.
Zelda: “Was that really necessary? You could have opened the window… Like I said over the top… OH MY GOD TOMMY JARVIS!!! I GET TO PLAY AS TOMMY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!”
EMF: “WE ARE GOING FOR THE KILL!!!!!!!
Moments later everything is perfect Crystal is lined up in front of Jason. Zelda has the Axe. Crystal uses the Sweater and Zelda ends up killing Jason. Both girls are overly excited as they turn around and give each other a hi five.
Zelda: “WE DID IT!!!”
Crystal: “We?! That was my awesome sweater skills that got us that kill…”
Zelda: “Can I at least get some respect?”
Crystal: “Nope… ROLL CREDITS!!!”
Zelda: “But I got the kill! I helped you!”
Crystal: “Nope… You still died I didn’t….”
Zelda: “Fine… How about we go double or nothing on Mass Effect…”
Crystal: “Nope I’m good…”
Zelda: “Come on chicken!!!! Come on you pus…”
Crystal: “Fine but you know I will beat you because I’m a Thunderswinger!”
Zelda: “No I was one first! You are always ruining things just like how you killed Tommy The Cat with your fat butt!”
Crystal: “…What exactly is a Thunder Swinger?!”
Zelda: “To be honest I really don’t know… We need to ask Roxi to clarify that…”
They both look at each other dumbfounded as we go elsewhere.
