Post by Rage (aka NoMercyMaster2001) on Feb 1, 2018 23:04:48 GMT -5
*Fade in. Camera now re-opens again still, this time getting right down to the business matters at hand with a pleasantly surprising opening shot, one of a looming locker room door labeled appropriately enough, ".::The Conspiracy::." . Soon, at reaching down to twist a door handle below the large door is seen to by the cameraman's doing swing slowly open, and within an instant the sights and sounds of a blaring television somewhere promptly fill the XHF world's line of vision and hearing here. Elsewhere, the quickly noticable figure of Matt Hicks himself, all alone and with no Jennifer Dream in sight this time, can be seen stretched out and with another maniacal grin of eerily maintained confidence smeared fully across his face. At shifting positions to stand directly over Hicks as he sits up a bit in recognition of the camera, we furthermore see a large, big-screen television which is set up directly across the room in an opposite corner, and which is at current time just fading out to static, then to our live camera shot in itself from the sight of a regrouped Kanyon Inc. in our most previous segment involving them. Shortly, upon taking a hint from him the cameraman gets settled in well for a nice good close-up on the up-and-coming XHF Conspiracy cousin of Rage, and as Mr. Hicks momentarily feels the mood has been well enough set for the arrival of verbal activity into it he finally pipes up to re-speak his mind some more...*
: Heh, well I'll be damned, from the looks of things we just flat out can't stop happening to come across one another around this joint can we XHF, and wouldn't ya know it that, on a more personal notice, I just flat out can't stop being bored out of my skull, or interested enough to even DISPLAY any worthwhile brain activity by the overwhelmingly lackluster antics of one, well, one our XHF United States "Smamockery Chumpion" of....
*A familiar scowl of irritation re-crosses Hicks' face*
: ....You, Kanyon. Chris, Chris Kanyon Kanyon Kanyon my socially inferior ole' buddy ole' pal you, Chris you just don't GET it do you, you just don't have the mental capacities to comprehend the REAL meanings, the REAL truths of this so-called "jibberish" I've addressed you with so far do you? Well ya know, first off here why don't we, no I take that back why don't just I set one thing straight here son, you see when I claimed you've never defeated me I really wasn't so much in the wrong here as you've so incompetently depicted me as being, oh no no no because if you think about it how in the blue living hell can yours truly be in the wrong here when, well when just as I say you never HAVE beaten me whatsoever?! Yeah that's right, I said it Chris, I said you've never beaten me whatsoever, you've NEVER beaten me as you've sooooo so falsely led XHF society as the lambs they so frequently are to believe from your herd of lifeless rejects known as Kanyon Inc. And ya wanna know why you've never beaten me, you wanna fucking know why, it's because if you had it would be in the record books and or on recorded tape the vision, the oh-so-simple VISION of you pinning ME to the mat 1-2-3, or you making ME to submit in any way in an XHF ring, neither of which are accomplishments you can claim to possess now can you Mr. Big bad "I'm Betta Than You" Kanyon, now can you goddamnit!
*Hicks now appears irate and on the verge of snapping, but somehow manages to pull himself back together here and maintain a cool, calm and collected demeanor for the time being at least*
: Chris, honestly man I'm just gonna be frank about this just like I was with the Death Trap footage before, if you don't buy my words then at least have the common courtesy and self-respect for yourself as a competitor to buy into what we both know is the cold hard reality of last year's XHF Xtreme Impact occasion we're now on the subject of, the realities sir being that while yes you may have very well pinned another adversary of ours in Gravedigger to capture that European title, on the other hand what you harshly my friend have NOT done is pin or make to submit ME, just look at the damn footage because it's right there in full living color that Hurricane was the individual to eliminate me from that match altogether, and hell you weren't even the one to eliminate Hurricane either so it's as if us two men and GD were in a contest all our own. Repeat, repeat Kanyon I say Jim Ross style it is bah gawd HURRICANE who elminated me from the fatal-fourway XHF European Championship matchup at XHF Xtreme Impact, this in simpler terms for a chronic ass monkey like yourself signifying my elimination to be, not of YOUR doing, not of that freak Bass's doing, not of Obsidian's doing, not of Mr. "Hot Shot" GQ Money's doing, and MOST of all lord knows not of some over the hill, worthless luchadore LA PARKA'S doing! Hell let's be real here for a moment, even on the best day of his never-was career La Parka couldn't by god hold my jockstrap, much less have the prowess in him to go one on one with a man like me Matt Hicks of credible in-ring credentials, and highly respectable potential for something I'm sure an old buddy of Mongo's Lazor Tron would know best of called the future. So, before you choose to open your big fat yap and attempt to overtake what of course cannot possibly be overtaken like my uncanny talents for footage use, then why don't you as an apparent reformed and "rule-abiding" XHF citizen just think twice, or maybe once even about it if that's all your pea-sized brain can manage to muster.
*Pause, this to seemingly bring on the next subject change by Hicks*
: Next off, now speaking of going "one on one" with greatness then uh, well all in all it would seem from these most recent words of yours that you're quite the experienced individual at the game of high-profile XHF matchups. Well really, I mean I won't deny that, I won't be afraid to what some of my resentment aside to admit that your wrestling skills had a lot to do with your victories over those such as Rage and Ishnari, shit I'll be the first to congratulate you on those wins since both those opponents did manage to do something I didn't think was possible in carrying you and your "oh so impressive" wrestling skills to a classic XHF match one way or another. But, what you STILL fail to realize, and what you STILL fail to properly recognize Kanyon is that contrary to these further myths of yours I am NOT Rage, I am NOT Ishnari, I'm not someone who's gonna come at you with nearly the same style of in-ring wrestling that they do this Friday night, and that's certainly a good thing since I'd say the element of much stylistic surprise on my part shall come to a play a major factor in the outcome of our contest. But no no, you see even though he has taught me quite a bit Rage's more roughneck brawler style still differs from mine quite a bit, very much so in that unlike him I've been brought up in the XHF to possess more well-rounded talents in divisions such as Junior-Heavyweight, and most recently the European division, both divisions that yes like you say Rage himself has never had much success in, or at least technically he's never chosen to with Mongo having automatically elevated a man of his extraordinary statue to U.S. Title stardom upon basically debut ya know, unlike some chump for instance as yourself who's had to scrape and claw his way so meaninglessly to where he fiiiiinally is today.
*Matt again stops short to allow the usual moment of reflection for truth which for his sake Kanyon should in Hicks' eyes be undergoing elsewhere as he currently looks on*
: Ah, and next there's both this newly-contrived and trumped up bullshit statement by you Kanyon that I've merely been living in the "shadows" of my cousins. Hehehe, well ya know from someone ungifted with intelligence as yourself I can't quite say I'd expect anything less than such a moronic thing from you Chris, I mean I do think it's a fairly well known fact you're more dependent than most on the need to fool your own self with beliefs like this, and to keep your own self believing these are truths in order to not shatter the surroundings of this fantasy world everyone knows Kanyon Inc. exists to preside at day in, and day out as XHF presences. Yet Chris, again still I must say that on the matter of me living in "shadows" this just doesn't quite add up, seriously cuz by all means correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the only man who lives in shadows around the XHF well...well duh SHADOW Dragon?! Well of course he is, damnit everyone who's in their right mind knows Shadow has mastered that art, his own personal art of living in some damn cool shadows and rising from 'em when he feels like justice needs to be served! As for me, well Matt Hicks is a man who lives in nobody ELSE's shadows, no-fucking-body's so don't forget it Kanyon, to be honest I was truthfully one year ago around this time learning and absorbing quite a bit from both my cousins as I first began to make my mark in the XHF as tag team partner to Fury, nothing whatsoever relating to being "overshadowed" by them, ever since the beginning I've considered myself better than Fury right off the bat, and certainly on the road to being what Rage has always been as an unmistakable XHF legend...
*Just then, Hicks comically glances over to grin at a large, framed portrait of a sadistically smirking Rage himself attached to one of the walls in the room. Eventually, Hicks manages to shake himself out of this aspirative daze, and continues on*
: Lastly, well lastly there's the worst worst WORST thing of all you've had the gall to utter Kanyon, there's the absolute hypocrisy of you ASSUMING this coming Friday is a done deal for you, and ASSUMING I'll just go quietly into the night without so much as a peep or a blip on your U.S. title radar of pompus arrogance. Kanyon, let me you tell YOU something right now you sorry-ass son of a bitch, you can underestimate my cousins, you can underestimate the Conspiracy, you can underestimate the past version of Matt Hicks that you know of all you want, but one thing you will NOT get away with is underestimating the Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks that proudly stands, or in this particular case sits before you today, a Matt Hicks that is more than twice the man he was way back in our last meeting. I mean you are aware that the last man I faced on a PPV scale, Charlie Velez that is took me for granted every bit as much as you have right? 'Cause Kanyon if you are aware of that, and if you are aware of just how much hell I put that man through for it, the hell of embarassing him to no end in pinning him for my first XHF PPV victory, then couldn't and shouldn't you be willing to realize nothing should be underestimated, nothing should be assumed, NOTHING should be taken for granted no matter who you may "think" you are in comparison to an opponent, now am I correct? Well regardless Kanyon, after all you've put me through as it is you have no idea, no idea on earth what lengths I'm now willing and will stay willing to go to to ensure both your personal existence and your reign as XHF United States Champion come to an abruptly pitiful end, you have no motherfucking idea how pain anger, how much aggression, how much unbridled energy and intensity I have built up inside for this opportunity, all this anger, aggression, all this energy and intensity, ALL of it being directed toward you and you alone at once come this Friday night, Kanyon Friday night is to be your final day or reckoning as U.S. champion so mark it down, and unlike Charlie Velez make sure to COUNT ON IT!
*Final pause again for now it would seem, with Hicks even beginning to shake somewhat in uncontrollable fury and hatred*
: Chris Kanyon, on Friday night many many any XHF wrestler including the both of us will be physically tested and pushed to an unimaginable end of their pain threshhold whatever that may be, on Friday many an individual will be made famous and infamous no doubt, and with these occurances in mind many another individual will be snapped apart and broken in ways they never thought humanly possible, and Kanyon just because you're U.S. Champion you're no exception to that you idiot, on XHF's official Birthday Bash I shall as with all others in my path now enjoy watching you crumble as the pile of pure filth and putridness you are to your title as it's holder and temporary occupant, Kanyon when I take that U.S. title in as MINE and change MY career for good I'll be doing it not for not only myself but Rage too as vengeance for everything you've done to him as well in the past, I just think it's high time I stepped up to the plate and showed my 100% potential, not the lesser amounts as always, this event is where permanent stars are made and I swear to you I will make myself one no matter what it takes to in turn break you and everything negative you stand for in half, Kanyon prepare to face demise the pressure is on as never before this Friday, prepare to face nothing illusional like you're used to but something real, true, sincere this time to signify that your time with that strap is drawing to a close, and that it is time for new hellraising blood to move in and take over the U.S. title digs unlike any since Rage himself...Yup, just what else is there to say for now, your reign is on thin ice and about to be shattered Kanyon, about to Burnt to a crisp as you break, and I become finally, FINALLY after all this time of waiting and trying for my big championship break....Unbroken!
*Hicks continues to breathe hard and shake with anger following this, and as this image momentarily disappears we're left with that steady sound of intense breathing, oh so very steady as time wears slowly on, and Friday night's hell on earth of a U.S. Championship match continues...to near. Fade out.*
: Heh, well I'll be damned, from the looks of things we just flat out can't stop happening to come across one another around this joint can we XHF, and wouldn't ya know it that, on a more personal notice, I just flat out can't stop being bored out of my skull, or interested enough to even DISPLAY any worthwhile brain activity by the overwhelmingly lackluster antics of one, well, one our XHF United States "Smamockery Chumpion" of....
*A familiar scowl of irritation re-crosses Hicks' face*
: ....You, Kanyon. Chris, Chris Kanyon Kanyon Kanyon my socially inferior ole' buddy ole' pal you, Chris you just don't GET it do you, you just don't have the mental capacities to comprehend the REAL meanings, the REAL truths of this so-called "jibberish" I've addressed you with so far do you? Well ya know, first off here why don't we, no I take that back why don't just I set one thing straight here son, you see when I claimed you've never defeated me I really wasn't so much in the wrong here as you've so incompetently depicted me as being, oh no no no because if you think about it how in the blue living hell can yours truly be in the wrong here when, well when just as I say you never HAVE beaten me whatsoever?! Yeah that's right, I said it Chris, I said you've never beaten me whatsoever, you've NEVER beaten me as you've sooooo so falsely led XHF society as the lambs they so frequently are to believe from your herd of lifeless rejects known as Kanyon Inc. And ya wanna know why you've never beaten me, you wanna fucking know why, it's because if you had it would be in the record books and or on recorded tape the vision, the oh-so-simple VISION of you pinning ME to the mat 1-2-3, or you making ME to submit in any way in an XHF ring, neither of which are accomplishments you can claim to possess now can you Mr. Big bad "I'm Betta Than You" Kanyon, now can you goddamnit!
*Hicks now appears irate and on the verge of snapping, but somehow manages to pull himself back together here and maintain a cool, calm and collected demeanor for the time being at least*
: Chris, honestly man I'm just gonna be frank about this just like I was with the Death Trap footage before, if you don't buy my words then at least have the common courtesy and self-respect for yourself as a competitor to buy into what we both know is the cold hard reality of last year's XHF Xtreme Impact occasion we're now on the subject of, the realities sir being that while yes you may have very well pinned another adversary of ours in Gravedigger to capture that European title, on the other hand what you harshly my friend have NOT done is pin or make to submit ME, just look at the damn footage because it's right there in full living color that Hurricane was the individual to eliminate me from that match altogether, and hell you weren't even the one to eliminate Hurricane either so it's as if us two men and GD were in a contest all our own. Repeat, repeat Kanyon I say Jim Ross style it is bah gawd HURRICANE who elminated me from the fatal-fourway XHF European Championship matchup at XHF Xtreme Impact, this in simpler terms for a chronic ass monkey like yourself signifying my elimination to be, not of YOUR doing, not of that freak Bass's doing, not of Obsidian's doing, not of Mr. "Hot Shot" GQ Money's doing, and MOST of all lord knows not of some over the hill, worthless luchadore LA PARKA'S doing! Hell let's be real here for a moment, even on the best day of his never-was career La Parka couldn't by god hold my jockstrap, much less have the prowess in him to go one on one with a man like me Matt Hicks of credible in-ring credentials, and highly respectable potential for something I'm sure an old buddy of Mongo's Lazor Tron would know best of called the future. So, before you choose to open your big fat yap and attempt to overtake what of course cannot possibly be overtaken like my uncanny talents for footage use, then why don't you as an apparent reformed and "rule-abiding" XHF citizen just think twice, or maybe once even about it if that's all your pea-sized brain can manage to muster.
*Pause, this to seemingly bring on the next subject change by Hicks*
: Next off, now speaking of going "one on one" with greatness then uh, well all in all it would seem from these most recent words of yours that you're quite the experienced individual at the game of high-profile XHF matchups. Well really, I mean I won't deny that, I won't be afraid to what some of my resentment aside to admit that your wrestling skills had a lot to do with your victories over those such as Rage and Ishnari, shit I'll be the first to congratulate you on those wins since both those opponents did manage to do something I didn't think was possible in carrying you and your "oh so impressive" wrestling skills to a classic XHF match one way or another. But, what you STILL fail to realize, and what you STILL fail to properly recognize Kanyon is that contrary to these further myths of yours I am NOT Rage, I am NOT Ishnari, I'm not someone who's gonna come at you with nearly the same style of in-ring wrestling that they do this Friday night, and that's certainly a good thing since I'd say the element of much stylistic surprise on my part shall come to a play a major factor in the outcome of our contest. But no no, you see even though he has taught me quite a bit Rage's more roughneck brawler style still differs from mine quite a bit, very much so in that unlike him I've been brought up in the XHF to possess more well-rounded talents in divisions such as Junior-Heavyweight, and most recently the European division, both divisions that yes like you say Rage himself has never had much success in, or at least technically he's never chosen to with Mongo having automatically elevated a man of his extraordinary statue to U.S. Title stardom upon basically debut ya know, unlike some chump for instance as yourself who's had to scrape and claw his way so meaninglessly to where he fiiiiinally is today.
*Matt again stops short to allow the usual moment of reflection for truth which for his sake Kanyon should in Hicks' eyes be undergoing elsewhere as he currently looks on*
: Ah, and next there's both this newly-contrived and trumped up bullshit statement by you Kanyon that I've merely been living in the "shadows" of my cousins. Hehehe, well ya know from someone ungifted with intelligence as yourself I can't quite say I'd expect anything less than such a moronic thing from you Chris, I mean I do think it's a fairly well known fact you're more dependent than most on the need to fool your own self with beliefs like this, and to keep your own self believing these are truths in order to not shatter the surroundings of this fantasy world everyone knows Kanyon Inc. exists to preside at day in, and day out as XHF presences. Yet Chris, again still I must say that on the matter of me living in "shadows" this just doesn't quite add up, seriously cuz by all means correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the only man who lives in shadows around the XHF well...well duh SHADOW Dragon?! Well of course he is, damnit everyone who's in their right mind knows Shadow has mastered that art, his own personal art of living in some damn cool shadows and rising from 'em when he feels like justice needs to be served! As for me, well Matt Hicks is a man who lives in nobody ELSE's shadows, no-fucking-body's so don't forget it Kanyon, to be honest I was truthfully one year ago around this time learning and absorbing quite a bit from both my cousins as I first began to make my mark in the XHF as tag team partner to Fury, nothing whatsoever relating to being "overshadowed" by them, ever since the beginning I've considered myself better than Fury right off the bat, and certainly on the road to being what Rage has always been as an unmistakable XHF legend...
*Just then, Hicks comically glances over to grin at a large, framed portrait of a sadistically smirking Rage himself attached to one of the walls in the room. Eventually, Hicks manages to shake himself out of this aspirative daze, and continues on*
: Lastly, well lastly there's the worst worst WORST thing of all you've had the gall to utter Kanyon, there's the absolute hypocrisy of you ASSUMING this coming Friday is a done deal for you, and ASSUMING I'll just go quietly into the night without so much as a peep or a blip on your U.S. title radar of pompus arrogance. Kanyon, let me you tell YOU something right now you sorry-ass son of a bitch, you can underestimate my cousins, you can underestimate the Conspiracy, you can underestimate the past version of Matt Hicks that you know of all you want, but one thing you will NOT get away with is underestimating the Matt "Hellraizer" Hicks that proudly stands, or in this particular case sits before you today, a Matt Hicks that is more than twice the man he was way back in our last meeting. I mean you are aware that the last man I faced on a PPV scale, Charlie Velez that is took me for granted every bit as much as you have right? 'Cause Kanyon if you are aware of that, and if you are aware of just how much hell I put that man through for it, the hell of embarassing him to no end in pinning him for my first XHF PPV victory, then couldn't and shouldn't you be willing to realize nothing should be underestimated, nothing should be assumed, NOTHING should be taken for granted no matter who you may "think" you are in comparison to an opponent, now am I correct? Well regardless Kanyon, after all you've put me through as it is you have no idea, no idea on earth what lengths I'm now willing and will stay willing to go to to ensure both your personal existence and your reign as XHF United States Champion come to an abruptly pitiful end, you have no motherfucking idea how pain anger, how much aggression, how much unbridled energy and intensity I have built up inside for this opportunity, all this anger, aggression, all this energy and intensity, ALL of it being directed toward you and you alone at once come this Friday night, Kanyon Friday night is to be your final day or reckoning as U.S. champion so mark it down, and unlike Charlie Velez make sure to COUNT ON IT!
*Final pause again for now it would seem, with Hicks even beginning to shake somewhat in uncontrollable fury and hatred*
: Chris Kanyon, on Friday night many many any XHF wrestler including the both of us will be physically tested and pushed to an unimaginable end of their pain threshhold whatever that may be, on Friday many an individual will be made famous and infamous no doubt, and with these occurances in mind many another individual will be snapped apart and broken in ways they never thought humanly possible, and Kanyon just because you're U.S. Champion you're no exception to that you idiot, on XHF's official Birthday Bash I shall as with all others in my path now enjoy watching you crumble as the pile of pure filth and putridness you are to your title as it's holder and temporary occupant, Kanyon when I take that U.S. title in as MINE and change MY career for good I'll be doing it not for not only myself but Rage too as vengeance for everything you've done to him as well in the past, I just think it's high time I stepped up to the plate and showed my 100% potential, not the lesser amounts as always, this event is where permanent stars are made and I swear to you I will make myself one no matter what it takes to in turn break you and everything negative you stand for in half, Kanyon prepare to face demise the pressure is on as never before this Friday, prepare to face nothing illusional like you're used to but something real, true, sincere this time to signify that your time with that strap is drawing to a close, and that it is time for new hellraising blood to move in and take over the U.S. title digs unlike any since Rage himself...Yup, just what else is there to say for now, your reign is on thin ice and about to be shattered Kanyon, about to Burnt to a crisp as you break, and I become finally, FINALLY after all this time of waiting and trying for my big championship break....Unbroken!
*Hicks continues to breathe hard and shake with anger following this, and as this image momentarily disappears we're left with that steady sound of intense breathing, oh so very steady as time wears slowly on, and Friday night's hell on earth of a U.S. Championship match continues...to near. Fade out.*