Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Feb 5, 2018 0:20:46 GMT -5
*We open up outdoors on Lord Dominicus and a masked luchadore next to him glare at the camera. We appear to be on the “streets” in some city. Lord Dominicus is wearing a black handkerchief around his head- well, around his mask. Otherwise he’s just in his usual tights. The camera looks up at them as LD begins to speak.*
LD: Hello everyone, it is I….LORD DOMINICUS! The real one! Accept no substitutes or liars claiming to be the true Dominicus! This week in the Superior Championship tournament I’m facing off against a loser by the name of Rory Kwok. Rather than spend hours upon hours dolling out why he sucks when compared to my IRREFUTABLE EVIL I figured, that with the help of my cohort, Senior…
Senior Cosmoz: Senior Cosmoz
LD: Senior Cosmoz will help me rap out my words. So, Senior Cosmoz, drop an INSIDOIUS BEAT!
*Senoir Cosmoz starts beatboxing, it’s a slow but dark beat. Get what you think that’d be in your head, because it’s all rap after this.*
LD: So this week I’m facin’ a creep,
I could beat guys like him in my sleep,
And thus far from him we haven’t heard a peep.
I’m Lord Dominicus and I’m gonna crush him deep!
Cosmoz: Word!
LD and Cosmoz: DOMINI-CUS! …. DOMINI-CUS! …. DOMINI-CUS!
LD: I gotta tell ya Rory you’re outta luck,
Because I’m big D and I don’t suck,
I’m gonna come at you like a truck,
Beat ya so bad you’ll look like a duck!
Cosmoz: OH NO YOU DI-INT!
LD: Yeah, holms.
Lemme tell ya, come Monday eve,
I’m gonna pull out every trick in ma sleeve.
Got so many moves it’ll make ya grieve,
Then like Adam I’m gonna search for my Eve!
LD and Cosmoz (in a high pitched voice): OOO-OH WHERE IS LADY DOMINI-CUS!?
LD: You probably think your bad,
But this’ll be the easiest match I ever had,
Even more than that Ambassador lad.
Don’t mess with me RK, you’re just a cad!
O-oh lemme me break down this deal,
Winnin’ this title will be a steal,
Because I’m the only Dominicus that’s real,
And at my feet all else will heel!
LD and Cosmoz: DOMINI-CUS! … DOMINI-CUS! … DOMINI-CUS!
LD: I don’t need to waste my words on you,
I’ve got more evil in my left shoe!
When the bell rings and the hand is raised its you know who,
The only one in this fight that’s even got a clue!
Cosmoz: THAT’S DOMINICUS BRO!
LD: Rory Kwok you think got this,
You do not.
‘Cause I’m the only one here who’s hot.
As everyone else’s careers begin to rot,
It’s LD every day like it or not!
Cosmoz: LORD DOMINICUS IS GONNA BEAT YOU SON!
LD: Word.
*The GREATEST EVIL OF THEM ALL Lord Dominicus crosses his arms trying to look like a tough guy (never mind that he’s clearly a lightweight) as the beat fades down from Senior Cosmoz.*
LD: Yeah man, Dominicus out.
*Dominicus and Senior Cosmoz nod like bad-asses to the camera as it fades to black.*
LD: Hello everyone, it is I….LORD DOMINICUS! The real one! Accept no substitutes or liars claiming to be the true Dominicus! This week in the Superior Championship tournament I’m facing off against a loser by the name of Rory Kwok. Rather than spend hours upon hours dolling out why he sucks when compared to my IRREFUTABLE EVIL I figured, that with the help of my cohort, Senior…
Senior Cosmoz: Senior Cosmoz
LD: Senior Cosmoz will help me rap out my words. So, Senior Cosmoz, drop an INSIDOIUS BEAT!
*Senoir Cosmoz starts beatboxing, it’s a slow but dark beat. Get what you think that’d be in your head, because it’s all rap after this.*
LD: So this week I’m facin’ a creep,
I could beat guys like him in my sleep,
And thus far from him we haven’t heard a peep.
I’m Lord Dominicus and I’m gonna crush him deep!
Cosmoz: Word!
LD and Cosmoz: DOMINI-CUS! …. DOMINI-CUS! …. DOMINI-CUS!
LD: I gotta tell ya Rory you’re outta luck,
Because I’m big D and I don’t suck,
I’m gonna come at you like a truck,
Beat ya so bad you’ll look like a duck!
Cosmoz: OH NO YOU DI-INT!
LD: Yeah, holms.
Lemme tell ya, come Monday eve,
I’m gonna pull out every trick in ma sleeve.
Got so many moves it’ll make ya grieve,
Then like Adam I’m gonna search for my Eve!
LD and Cosmoz (in a high pitched voice): OOO-OH WHERE IS LADY DOMINI-CUS!?
LD: You probably think your bad,
But this’ll be the easiest match I ever had,
Even more than that Ambassador lad.
Don’t mess with me RK, you’re just a cad!
O-oh lemme me break down this deal,
Winnin’ this title will be a steal,
Because I’m the only Dominicus that’s real,
And at my feet all else will heel!
LD and Cosmoz: DOMINI-CUS! … DOMINI-CUS! … DOMINI-CUS!
LD: I don’t need to waste my words on you,
I’ve got more evil in my left shoe!
When the bell rings and the hand is raised its you know who,
The only one in this fight that’s even got a clue!
Cosmoz: THAT’S DOMINICUS BRO!
LD: Rory Kwok you think got this,
You do not.
‘Cause I’m the only one here who’s hot.
As everyone else’s careers begin to rot,
It’s LD every day like it or not!
Cosmoz: LORD DOMINICUS IS GONNA BEAT YOU SON!
LD: Word.
*The GREATEST EVIL OF THEM ALL Lord Dominicus crosses his arms trying to look like a tough guy (never mind that he’s clearly a lightweight) as the beat fades down from Senior Cosmoz.*
LD: Yeah man, Dominicus out.
*Dominicus and Senior Cosmoz nod like bad-asses to the camera as it fades to black.*
